Luz: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.
King: Oh good, there's still hope for Hooty.
Amity:*sneaking to the kitchen for ice cream*
Edric and Emira already there. A peanut butter cookies in Emira's hands and ice cream in Edric's.
Amity: ...
Edric: ...
Emira: ...
Amity: I won't tell parents if you don't.
~before a battle~
Gus: shouldn't someone give a pep talk?
Eda: Kick ass, don't die.
Luz: We're all inspired.
Lilith: I trust my sister.
Amity: You think she knows what she's doing?
Lilith: I'm not sure I'd go that far.
Luz, holding up a minion plushie: I won this creepy three heads grey-black toddler. Which is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen.
Eda: It's just a chest, no harm ever came from opening a chest.
Lilith: Yeah, right, and no harm ever came from playing a 'free' board game. You remember how that one went?
Eda: I remember I win that game night.
Hooty: *playing the harmonica*
King: Do you take requests?
Hooty: Sure!
King: Please stop.
Luz*she is trying to block the door to keep the zombie soldiers out*
Eda: Kiddo, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors.
Luz: What are you doing?
King: I'm creating a army.
King: Wanna help me?
*a few hours later*
Eda:WHY ARE THERE FIFTY DUCKS IN OUR BATHTUB!?
Willow: We all know you're in love with her.
Amity:I am not in love with Luz!
Willow:I never said who.
Amity: ...
Amity: Listen-
Teen Eda: I wanted to apologize.
Principal Bump: Good.
Teen Eda: Let me finish. I wanted to, and then I realized, I'm not sorry.
King:*eating a cinnamon roll*
Luz: Cannibalism.
Lilith: What did you do?
Eda: Nobody died.
Lilith: What kind of answer is that?
Eda: Well, that is a very valid concern when it comes to thing I usually do.
Luz: Wow, I have never felt so wanted.
Amity: You know, when people say that, they don't usually mean by THE LAW!
Warden Wrath: I just want you to know that I love your sister very much.
Lilith: You do?
Warden Wrath: Yes.
Lilith: Really?
Warden Wratt: Yes.
Lilith: May I ask why?
King: The king of demons is in a horrible mood today, so everyone had better beware!
Everybody: …
King: Nobody recognizes my hints to smother me with affection.
Eda's mother: I need you to promise me that you'll be on your best behavior.
Kid Eda: I already promised other people that I would be on my worst behavior. And I gave them my word, so…
Luz, King and Lilith: *screaming and running into Eda's room*
Eda: What's wrong, Lilith?
King: Why are you only asking her?! We're all screaming!
Eda: Because my sister doesn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
Gus: How human called this magic elixir? This make me calm, focused and happy. Something like this could restore balance to the universe.
Luz: Coffee.
Principal Bump: If you've got any questions, just ask.
One student, raising his hand: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Principal Bump: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.
Luz: How come you've been abnormally nice to me lately?
Boscha: What do you mean?
Luz: You just seem much nicer than usual.
Boscha: I'll punch you in the face if you want.
Luz: Did you know peanut butter and jelly on a tortilla is not as good as it sounds?
King: It doesn't sound good.
Luz: And it's even worse.
Lilith: This is not useful information.
Luz: Well it would have been useful to me!
Luz: Are you ready to be cheered up?
Eda: No.
Luz: *Throws something at him.*
Eda: Oow, How is that supposed to cheer me up?
King: Hehe, cheered me up. Ow! Yeah, I probably deserved that.
Eda: What are you doing, kiddo?
Luz: *laying bundled up on a couch* I think I'm dying, but then again this 104 fever may be clouding my judgement.