AN: Okay it's official. I will now love this story. Shout-out to Fanimaniac for wishing me and my family a happy birthday AND for the review I am STILL laughing at cause it was hilarious. Whoever's in this, get earplugs or headphones it's gonna be annoying(not really if your someone that's not Dog Man or me lol). Also, me and Petey are adoptive siblings cause he adopts me at some point after the sequel to The Kidnapping.

Enjoy! Also, how many chapters have I released today?! I have no clue lol.

Petey: THANKS TO FANIMANIAC FOR THE EARPLUGS!

Me: I'll be sure to thank her for that. ONWARD WITH ZE CHAPTER!

Alva: Why didn't she give me any?

Me: Because your the victim *Giggles evilly*

(Kay to the story)

"Alright, this is going to be a very annoying but hilarious chapter." Ashley said.

*Petey grabs the earplugs Fanimaniac gave him*

"Why don't I have any earplugs?" Alva whined.

"First, your an idiot. Second, your the victim. And third, you kidnapped Meowth for no reason so HAH!" Ashley said, smirking.

"Oh great." Alva mumbled.

"Whats the request this time?" Dog Man asked.

"The request is for Li'l Petey to tell Alva poop jokes." Ashley said, smiling.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET ME OUTTA HERE!" Alva screamed, running away.

"Yay!" Li'l Petey and Dog Man said.

"80-HD!" Ashley yelled.

"Someone help me." Alva muttered..

(Ashley grabs her headphones and puts on The All-American Rejects)

7 hours later...

"A planet pooped on your face!" Li'l Petey said before dying of laughter again. Alva on the other hand...

"HOW MUCH LONGER!" he screamed.

"Three more hours." Ashley said.

"Then I can take these off?!" Petey asked.

"Yep!" Ashley said.

"Yay!" Petey said.

(Everyone else is dying of laughter in the main room)

"I can't take three more hours!" Alva complained.

"Hey I'd rather see a dare that has Alva jumping off Mount Everest like he said last chapter in it but this is way better!" Ashley said.

"I hate this girl." Alva muttered

"SHES MY FRIEND AND FAVORITE AUTHOR SO NO INSULTING HER!" Ashley yelled.

"Get me outta here." Alva muttered.

Another 7 hours later...

"I WANT OUTTA HERE!" Alva yelled.

"Ash, it's been 14 hours. Should we let him out? Besides, I'd like to see my son for once." Petey asked, almost begging to take the earplugs out.

"Fine. But only cause Li'l Petey's your son and you love him more than anything." Ashley mumbled, unlocking the door and setting Alva free.

"Why did you do that to me?!" Alva complained.

"Because my friend wanted it and I'll fulfill her wish. And also cause I hate you and still want a best way to take revenge." Ashley said.

"One day I'll take revenge." Alva said.

"I highly doubt it Alba." Ashley said, calling Alva by his very hated nickname.

"DONT CALL ME ALBA!" Alva screamed.

"I'll call you whatever the heck I want!" Ashley said.

"bye peeps!" Dog Man said

Well that was interesting. Locking Alva in a room with nothing but poop jokes for 14 hours was hilarious. And yes I love the All-American Rejects.

Alva: They're horrible! How can you like them?!

Me: Want me to lock you in a room for 14 hours and put their playlist Move Along on repeat?

Alva: *Runs away screaming*

Me and everyone else: BYE EVERYONE!

(Yes I was listening to Move Along while writing this chapter XD)