Chris: Last time on Total Drama Island… The Killer Bass continued their pathetic losing streak against The Screaming Gophers. There were bruises, tears, risky moves, and dangerous alliances. And in the end, it was Lightning the over achieving jock who didn't see it coming. This week, another challenge will send one more camper on a cruise to Loserville. Population: Four. Who will sink? And who will stay afloat? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Island!

(After theme song)

The teams seemed to be peacefully sleeping until...

Chris [over loudspeaker: All right, campers! Enough beauty sleep! Time to show us what you're made of!

The campers head to the auditorium where Chris was waiting for them.

Mike: Zoey saves you a seat.

Zoey: Thanks Mike.

Scott stares at this with interest.

Chris: Welcome to our brand new deluxe state-of-the-art outdoor amphitheater! Okay, this week's challenge is a summer camp favorite. A talent contest!

Topher: Yes! Awesome!

Chris: Each team has eight hours to pick their three most talented campers. These three will represent them in the show tonight. Sing, dance, juggle. Anything goes, as long as it's legal. You'll be judged by our resident talent scout, former DJ, VJ, and rap legend, Grand Master Chef, who will show his approval via the Chef-o-Meter.[The Chef o meter dings] The team that loses will send one camper home tonight. Good luck.

The Screaming Gophers begin planning.

Sugar: Okay I am the team captain and what I say goes.

Jasmine: And who put you in charge?

Ella: Oh she did just now?

Sugar: Thank you Miss Obvious I am the only one here who has actually been in a talent show so today we're goin' to decide who's the most talented and who stinks like poop. I'm obviously goin' so let's begin.

Sky: Well I guess it's worth a shot.

Meanwhile with the Killer Bass.

Jo: Alright Maggots I'm the team captain and I will be choosing who goes.

Brick uses his talent for fashion to make a shirt with shiny beads which everyone but Jo awes at.

Jo: That'll take forever to do so no way are we doing that.

Brick: I understand.

"Mike" does a bunch of gymnastic tricks and impresses the crowd.

"Mike": Svetlana is pleased you like her work(gasp).

Jo: Well Mike color me impressed, you can do that for the talent contest.

Mike: Oh okay.

Dawn: I can read auras, is that good enough.

Jo: I guess so as long as you get it right.

Meanwhile with the Screaming Gophers, Ella sings a song.

Ella: This Kitchen's not the same without you, it's just a grill, it's just a greasy spoon without yoooooooooou.(1)

Dave: WOW I never thought I'd get emotion out of a restaurant business before but here we are.

Sky: That song was so touching.

Sugar: Oh please it was terrible she ain't competing.

Jasmine: What you can't be serious that song was excellent.

Sugar: Well I think it was awful so we ain't doin' it.

Ella: It's okay I understand.

Confessional:

Jasmine: Sugar rubs me off the wrong way.

Confessional Ends

Next up was Shawn and he seemed to do a talent that impressed everyone even Sugar.

Sugar: Whoo-ee that talent was amazin' we're puttin' it in the show.

Next up was Topher doing a dance that impressed everyone.

Sugar: Well that was a great performance yer in.

Brick and Jo then go on a jog and begin speaking.

Jo: You know The Bass are lucky to have us, we are the strongest members of our team we'll carry them to victory.

Confessional:

Jo: I'll carry them to victory, just being nice so that Brick for brains will be loyal but when the time comes(snaps a stick) ow splinter you little-

Confessional Ends

Later the show was about to begin.

Rodney and Jasmine begin walking to their seats before Jasmine stops him.

Jasmine: Careful you almost stepped on bird poop.

Rodney's eyes then go lovestruck looking at Jasmine as love music plays.

Confessional:

Rodney: How did Jasmine know I don't like stepping in poop of course it means something love. Oh what am I gonna tell Sky?

Confessional Ends

Chris: Chris [loudly: It's the TDI Talent Extravaganza! [normal voice] Welcome to the very first Camp Wawanakwa… Talent Contest. Where six campers will showcase their mad skills and desperately try not to humiliate themselves. First up for the Screaming Gophers… is Topher!

Topher then does a dance that makes the girls swoon he then ends it off dumping water on his head and smirking.

Chris: Okay, I don't know what that was… but daaang, you got some moves, dude.

Topher: Why thank you Chris.

Confessional:

Sammy: Is it just me, or was Topher kinda hot?

Confessional Ends

The Chef o meter is shown giving the talent a 6/9.

Chris: First up for the Killer Bass… make some noise for the big guy! Mike!

"Mike" then does a bunch of tricks until his shirt gets caught in a spotlight and rips off of him leaving him shirtless.

Chris: Well they were some nice moves but the landing was flawed and Grandmaster Chef seems to agree.

The Chef-o-meter's shown giving the talent a 5/9.

"Mike": Whatever man.(Walks back to his seat) Step aside losers the Vito is goin' to his seat.

Scott: Sure your majesty.

Zoey: So Mike-

"Mike": Don't talk to me pasty.

Zoey sighs in sadness.

Confessional:

Zoey: Mike is so weird one moment he's all sweet and next he acts like a jerk.Ugh does he consider me as a friend or not.

Confessional Ends

Chris: Well that was something, next up is Shawn for the Screaming Gophers.

Shawn: Hi I will be performing the armpit serenade.

Chris: Excuse me?

Shawn: Well y'know a classical serenade with your armpit.(armpit farts)

Chris: Disgusting, proceed.

Shawn breathes in and out before doing a serenade with his armpit farting.

Chris:(sniffles) That was beautiful, and Grandmaster Chef agrees you get full points.

Shawn: Woohoo.

Confessional:

Dave: How can something be so gross yet so awesome.

ConfessionalEnds

Jo is then see weightlifting 100 times before putting down the barbel.

Jo: What'd you think?

Chris: Well Grandmaster Chef gave it a seven out of nine so it was pretty good I guess. Final act for the Bass is Sugar.

Sugar then walks in with a pink cape covering herself.

Sugar: Dear fans you may know me as Sugar but my folks back at the country call me Sugar Silo.

Sugar: Sugar Silo, I'm wicked sweet, I tell ya when I rap it's a tasty treat, I'm the queen of country y'all should now, Sugar HOLLA.

"Mike" then falls off his seat and gasps.

Mike: What am I-gah my ears, my ears.

Confessional:

Scott: That was awful it felt so painful to hear.

Confessional Ends

Chris: Well that was something let's see what Grandmaster Chef thinks.

The Chef-o-meter shows a 0/9.

Chris: No points, no surprise there.

Sugar: What this is rigged, I shoulda won.

Chris: Okay, so let's see nextup is Dawn.

Dawn: Hello friends I read people's auras. For example Chris' aura is black means he is very egotistical and Chef's aura is blue meaning Chef is not close with his family.

Chef: She got it right, I give it a 7/9 that was impressive.

Chris: There you have Gophers you win today's challenge.

Gophers: Woohoo, yeah.

Chris: Killer Bass you have elimination toni-

Suddenly screaming is heard above and it is shown to be Dakota on a hang glider who landed on Sam.

Chris: I hate it when losers get all clingy.

Dakota: Hey Sam!

Sam: Oh hi Dakota!

Chris: frustrated Ugh, Dakota you're no longer competing. Remember?

Dakota: I don't care about the money. Like I need it. I just want...Um close up please...thank you...I just want Camera time. People need to see more of my sparkly adorableness if I'm going to get my spinoff reality series.

Chris: You know how you went on a boat the last few episodes? That means you're done. For-ev-er.

Dakota: No, please, I'll do anything!

Chris: Listen princess, this is my show (His phone starts ringing) Huh? (He answers the phone) It's your daddy. Hello, Mr. Milton. How much money?!

Chris:(To Dakota) You're back...

Dakota: Yes thanks Daddy.

Chris: As an intern.

Dakota: An intern, noooooooooooooooooooo.

(At the campfire)

Chris: Kudos to you all for a night of entertainment, there is one marshmallow left(gestures Amy and Sugar) and it goes to...

Chris: Amy.

Sugar: What, I shouldn't be eliminated competitions should be based on perfection which means I should not be eliminated.

Chef then carries Sugar to the Boat Of Losers.

Sugar: Noooooooooooooooooo.

Rodney: Sky I just wanna say that flowers, the touch, and poop and gah you get the point. (Runs off crying)

Sky: What was that all about?

Dave shrugs his shoulders.

Author's Note: I like Sugar but she had no plot to keep her in the game.

(1)- Anyone know what song I referenced.

Sorry there wasn't a lot of plot here but next episode will.

Sugar: Shawn, Sky, Dave, Topher, Rodney, Amy

Amy: Jasmine, Ella, Sammy

Ella: Sugar

22. Max

21. Dakota

20. Lightning

19. Sugar