Salem Common
Brian is carting Eva around to different houses so she can go trick-or-treating. The people in Salem obviously love Halloween and it's obvious in all the decorating that they do.
Eva: Lighten' up, Brian.
Brian: Can we go home now?
Eva: No.
(Brian spots Jay and Ice and some of their friends harassing the kids passing by for candy.)
Brian: Let's just go this way. (Eva heads straight for Ice and Jay, ignoring Brian.) Eva!
Ice: Ding ding. Ding ding. (hold up his leg so Brian can't pass)
Jay: Stop and pay the toll, kid.
Ice: Ten chocolate bars, no licorice.
Jay: Dump out your sack!
Eva: Drop dead, moron.
Ice: Yo, twerp. How'd you like to be hung off hat telephone pole?
Eva: I'd just like to see you try it. Cause it just so happens I've got my big brother with me. Brian!
(Jay and Ice are not impressed by this. Brian walks up.)
Ice: Pedro. Oh no.
Jay: So you're doing a little trick-or-treating?
Brian: I'm taking my little sister around.
Jay: That's nice. Whoa, I love the costume. But what are you supposed to be? A New Kid on the Block?
Eva: For your information, he's a little leaguer!
Jay: Whoa, little leaguer!
(He and Ice fake a baseball play. Eva tries to walk by again.)
Ice: Wait a minute. Everyone pays the toll.
Eva: Stuff it, zit face.
Ice: Why you little…(move to hit Eva but Brian steps in the way)
Brian: Hey, Ice…(shoves a bag of candy at him) Here. Pig out. Come on Eva, let's go.
(Brian and Eva walk off.)
Ice: And Hollywood…the shoes fit great.
(House)
(Brian and Eva walk up the steps to another house for more candy.)
Eva: You should have punched them.
Brian: They would have killed me.
Eva: At least you would have died like a man.
Brian: Hey! You just humiliated me in front of half the guys at school! So collect your candy and get out of my life!
Eva: I wanna go home! Now! (she storms off)
(Brian rushes off after her.)
(Another House)
(Eva has stopped and sat down on a hay pile in front of another house.)
Brian: Eva, I'm sorry. It's just that I hate this place. I miss all my friends. I wanna go home.
Eva: Well this is your home now, so get used to it.
Brian: Yeah. Give me one more chance?
Eva: Why should I?
Brian: Cause I'm your big brother. (Eva laughs and they hug. Brian looks up at the sky.) Whoa, did check that out.
Eva: What?
Brian: Something just flew across the moon.
(Eva looks up and Brian jumps at her and scares her a bit. They both laugh.)
Eva: Let's go, jerk face.
(They turn and look at the house, only it's a mansion.)
Both: Whoa!
Brian: Check out this house.
Eva: Ah, rich people. They'll probably make us drink cider and bob for apples.
(They nod to each other and go into the house.)