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NFG looked around, surprised to be back in the theatre, looking at Modern who shrugged. "I thought we were done with this shit? No one really asked for anything during February, well except for Lancaster that one time." NFG sat down taking off her jacket, wearing her Fuck Your Aesthetics Crop shirt.

"Well, a bit unexpected. Will probably just be the two of us." Modern sat down, and then the theatre screen whirled to life.

A Few Hours Later

"So let's be real here. This...ship is popular because of the height difference ain't it?" NFG brought up a screen showing height charts.

"I mean… I didn't want to say it. But probably yeah." Modern shrugged and nommed on a cookie. "Aside from that, no real interaction in the show." Modern tapped her chin.

"True but the formula is fucking stale as shit if we keeping looking at ships as how they are in the fucking show. I mean let's be fucking real, with no offense meant. The writing in that show is all over the gods damned place. The characters don't really make any sense, much less any real decent shipping in that show. So from now on fuck looking at them as to how they are in the show." NFG tossed her vodka through the screen.

"That's fair enough. So what do you think of Silent Knight?" Modern asked her crass counterpart.

"Brass tacks. That would probably lead to a lot of fucking kinky sex. Like no cap. Straight up fiery sex. Like her semblance can make her look like fucking anything, and with Banana boy's semblance." NFG whistled at the thought of it. "He could probably buff up her semblance to fucking scarlet witch fucking levels, get a miniature reality of his own where he can fuck any harem of his own. Plus I won't lie they would make a hot-looking couple. I mean she's so short and busty with her ice cream bitch ass hair. Granted Jaune looks plain next to her, but I think his thicc legs and tall height makeup for it." NFG cackled.

"Well…" Modern sighed at the comments. "I was thinking on more the lines of actual fucking romance."

"HAH, YOU CUSSED! I WIN!" NFG held her hand up for more vodka.

"IT'S NOT A COMPETITION!" Modern fumed. "Look… Can I at least try and give my thoughts on it from a romance angle?" She asked.

"No one's fucking stopping you. But everyone knows I am right. Those two would have either the kinkiest sex or the most epic of one-night stands. Or some heavy revenge sex. With either party." NFG shrugged.

"Well from a certain perspective. Jaune is a good lad, a bit dense at times sure. But he is also really understanding when he gets the chance. And I think that's one of the reasons people want him in a lot of ships. He really does go well with almost everyone, with the right amount of writing." Modern blinked as NFG stared at her blankly.

"Okay, no offense bitch. But no. I know Jaune is the fucking audience insert. But he doesn't go with everyone like you want him to. Weiss? Nope, the kid would be miserable intermingling with the social elite. Neo though? Well aside from the logistics of her being a super-criminal who's out for vague revenge against Prime Ruby. So he would have to be pretty chill about one of his friends being ganked." NFG gulped down another bottle. "Now let's say she can calm down her tits, get some kind of fucking redemption arc. Whoopty doo, we still don't know her fucking age. And given how anal people are about Prime getting into any relationship. Because the story just had to decide she is two years younger, aka fifteen aka underage. For all, we know Neo could be as old as Glynda, or as Cinder, She could be a cougar, or fuck wouldn't that be a twist if she was using her semblance to mask her age and she was actually a milf for Roman." NFG cackled at the sickened expression on Modern's face.

"Okay… Well, can I continue? Like I get your point. But can I just keep giving my sentence without being interrupted?" Modern crossed her arms, and NFG shrugged.

"So. Okay, I won't deny that at first glance there would be some issues. Because we don't know if Neo is always gonna be a crook. But if we look past that, I think it could be cute. Probably a lot of flustered moments, Jaune trying to do his best, a lot of teasing from Neo. And maybe along the way they change each other like Neo becomes more official as it were. And Jaune can play dirtier." Modern finished with a confident smile.

"I still fucking say it's only popular because everyone wants to fuck a short stack and have a girlfriend that can do mind-blowing kinky as fuck sex. She can literally make anything look like fucking anything, and given how her illusions can interact with people. Yeah, the bitch could probably do orgies when combined with his semblance. Like it's fucking hot the more ya think about it. So based on that. I am giving it a solid S tier. Based on the sex alone. Everything else is F tier." NFG shrugged.

"As for me, I think it has the potential to be one of the funniest and if done just right wholesome relationships. So I will give it a high B tier. What keeps it from the higher tiers is mostly the fact that it does require a lot of bending to achieve." Modern said with a sigh.

"And let's see with this new format in mind. If I rate the other ships we've done based on sex potential. Then that's simple enough. WhiteKnight eh, I mean we all know Weiss would peg the shit out of him, and probably use her summons in some way if we want it really kinky. Though it could also end up being Vanilla. But I like to give the snowflake some credit, so I will go with a solid B Tier. Bumblebee… yeah… I don't like thinking of my sister in that regard, but honestly post volume three with the robot hand...D Tier. As for Rennora, death by Snu Snu, and probably some wholesome as fuck sex. So I will go with S tier." NFG shrugged.

"Well and as for me. Whiteknight is S Tier for me in terms of potential romance. Rennora is really damn adorable and I wish they had more development. So S tier for them as well. As for Bumblebee...I will probably get stomped to death. But B tier." Modern got a slow clap on the shoulder from NFG.

"Hey. You're free to have your own opinion. Want some Vodka or Gin? Because I can already see the hate mail." NFG held out a bottle and Modern took it with a smile.

A/N: And before anyone freaks out. No this doesn't make it a full-on series, it only exists by request. Just know though that the ruby-related ships will have to be saved for last.

Thank you Briskpillow642. I will pop in the Emerald and Mercury ship out next week. This was a nice deviation from a chapter I am working on. I Gotta get that done.