(Meanwhile, on the news about the COVID-19 Update.)
Johnny Elaine: The new outbreak in Royal Woods is spreading rapidly, and as highways into town close and governments consider a full lockdown, one question is on everyone's mind: Where is the damn pangolin?! Some speculate the pangolin took its own life, while others think that- [something is being whispered in his ear] Sorry. Sorry, we're getting some breaking news. Oh, God. Students at Royal Woods High School have broken quarantine and are now out on the loose!
Katherine Mulligan: [outside the school, during the day] The fugitives broke out sometime last night. Teachers are reporting there's no cause for alarm, except that these kids have all been exposed to COVID [her voice gets more urgent] and could be running around spreading the virus right now!
Woman: [hears this and screams] Aaaaaaaaow! [This sets off a mass panic]
Man 2: Super-spreaders!
(Drivers get into near-collisions, shoppers at the supermarket stock up on toilet paper and other goods)
Stocker: [notices a woman carrying two cans] One can of shaving cream per family! [Royal Woods County Shoes is broken into and looted]
Maggie's Father: [he and his wife have their masks on as chin diapers] Maggie? Maggie, where are you?
Maggie's Mother: Come out wherever you are being shown, Maggie!
Mr. Zhau: Hey, Mister! [Maggie's parents look over and seee that Stella's parents have their mask on properly] You heard what the scientist said! Get your diaper up over your nose and mouth!
Maggie's Father: I'm not wearing a damn diaper over my nose!
Mrs. Johnson: Don't you care about people?
Maggie's Father: Yeah, we care way more about what's right than you do, bitch! [walks up and punches her once, and she goes down. someone else punches him in return] Oh! [a brawl breaks out in the street]
(Meanwhile, in the Mayor's Office. She looks out over the rioting while she's on the phone
Mayor: For Christ's sake, the entire town is in chaos! How the hell did you let those kids out of quarantine?!
Stone: [at the school, with all his officers at attention] Don't blame this on us teachers! You opened the school and gave us barely enough resources to do our job!
Mayor: Everyone is terrified of catching something from these super-spreaders!
Yates: Well, I don't know what you're gonna do, Mayor. You took all our funding away. You said our equipment was too extreme. Now, if we had some of that stuff back...
Officer 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stone: Tsst-tst-tst-ch-ch-ch!
Mayor: We certainly don't want you, teachers, to be without every resource available. I'll write an executive order to get you everything you need.
Stone: [hangs up] Boys? We are back in business!
Officers: [cheering] YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!...
(The police roll-out with patrol cars and Peacemaker tanks. Motorcycle and equestrian units with semiautomatics join them. An officer arms a bazooka. K9 units join in. It's a massive show of force.)
Stone: Possible COVID exposure at 4 o'clock! (Francisco is playing with his little tennis ball. Stone gets on the bullhorn) You there. (the boy looks up) You are violating a mandated safer-inside order! Put down the tennis ball and get back to quarantine! [the teenage boy drops the tennis ball] We've got a runner! [the police fire all their weapons and decimate him. Lana and Skippy run down the street and Lana is shot to death. Lola and Luna finds out that Lana was shot.)
Lola: OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED LANA!
Luna: YOU BASTARDS!
(Two officers walk by the Coffee shop, then Lori, Luan, Lynn and Lincoln, come out of hiding]
Lori: Okay, all clear! Come on! Go go go! [Luan is sitting down in a small wagon, the other three wheel her down the sidewalk] All right, you ready to have some fun, Luan?
Luan: I sure am, fellas!
Lincoln: Okay!
Lori: Oh no, get back, back, back, back, back! [they hide in Parking Lot A. Death rides by and they come back out] Okay, all good. Come on. [They reach a plaza]
Lincoln: Dude, we made it.
Lori: Luan, Luan, look. [wakes Luan up] Look! [Luan looks up and sees Build-A-Bear Workshop]
Luan: Whoa! Is it literally for real?
Lori: Yeah, it's real. Come on! We got an appointment! [helps Luan out of the wagon. They reach the entrance, only to see James the shopkeeper closing the shop.] Oh, uh hey, excuse me. We had an appointment.
James: Oh no, s-sorry. We're closed.
Lori: But I called. Y-you said you were open today for appointments.
James: Yeah, we had to shut down again. Somebody came into the store infected by the virus.
Luan: What?
Lincoln: Infected by the virus?
Lori: Ple-hease, my cousin Luan has to build a bear.
James: [walks away] I'm sorry! These are unprecedented times! Gotta go! Bye!
Lori: Ohoh, just give us one minute!
Luan: Oh! Good job, Lori! Thanks for getting my hopes up, you asshole!
Lynn Jr.: [walks up to Lori with Lynn] Come on, dude. We'd better get outta here before we're spotted.
Lori: We can't go.
Lynn: What do you mean?
Lori: We don't have a choice. No other choice but to break in and then build her a bear.
Lynn Jr.: Without any employees? What, do you expect us to just, just... build our own bear?
Lori: If we have to, yes!
Lynn Jr.: Dude, you need people to help you do the stuffing and the closing. You don't- you don't actually build your own bear.
Lori: I don't care! I'm not following the rules anymore!
Lincoln: I'm not either, Mom. Let's get in ther and have some fun of our own!
(Back at the Loud House, Lynn Sr. was already in Vanzilla waiting for Rita.)
Rita: What the hell are you doing waiting in passenger seat?
Lynn Sr.: I've been waiting for you to get in so that we can go look for our girls because I don't care about the Pandemic Special Right now! A special has to end, Rita, or it's not really a "special," is it?!
Rita: I knew you would say that our daughters are out in this chaos! [heads towards the driver's seat] This is definitely not the time for you to be dealing with your fucking delivery service right now! [hops into the seat and closes the door and starts the engine]
Lynn Sr: All right, let's go find our girls and get them to safety.
Rita: Up, up, and away!
(They both drive off to search for their girls. Meanwhile, at Build-A-Bear Workshop, the three girls and boy have broken in.)
Lori: Here we are, Luan! Look! You made it!
Luan: Oh boy, is this a dream?
Lori: No, it's not a dream! We are really here, and we are going to build you a bear! Which one you want? You want the panda? You want the Bronco koala?
Luan: The Caballero Grizzly.
Lori: Caballero Grizzly it is then. [gets the materials needed] Okay, we just find the shell and the uh, the outfit.
Lynn Jr.: Lori, you really need employee assistance with this.
Lori: It's gonna work! Just shut the fucking hell up! [take the shell to a stuffer] Okay! Okay, Luan. Look! [starts the machine] We're gonna put the stuffing in!
Luan: Wow!
Lori: Okay, uh, um... [starts pressing buttons. All of a sudden, the shell is pumped full of cotton and explodes]
Luan: Aaaah! God! Daaagh!
Lori: It's okay, it's alright, fellas. We can start over! We can start over! There'a do-over machine right over there! Look! [walks over to a shredder and drops the mangled bear in. The shredder has a window through which the bear is seen being destroyed.]
(Meanwhile, the rioting continues. Rita and Lynn Sr. drive through it.)
Rita: Girls! Giiiiiiirls! What if they're dead, honey?!
Lynn Sr.: They're not dead, Rita.
Rita: Then why haven't they even called?!
Lynn Sr.: I don't know! We gotta get to them! [looks out the passenger-side window] Oh my God. Oh God no.
Rita: What the hell? [they see Applebee's closed, and two men carrying a table into a moving truck.]
Lynn Sr.: [sheds a tear] They got Applebee's too. [turns to Rita] Drive me back home, Rita. I need to get something.
To be continued in Part 6...