The grand finale! Will Becca and Iris be able to stay together? Will they have a final sex scene? Will the Zoltri keep them apart? Will there be boobs? What do you think?

After reviewing the footage of Becca and Iris practically demolishing the bedroom for the 30th time, the Sullen family came to the conclusion that Becca and Iris might be right for each other. Rosalyn was impressed with how well Becca treated Iris, she was actually kind of jealous of how Becca slammed Iris into a wall leaving an Looney Tune body imprint.

"You know what?" Rosalyn asked Eden, "I think Becca and Iris would work together."

Eden wiped away some drool, "You're right. I think they will be a power couple just like Rory and Lorelai."

Rosalyn frowned, "Gilmore? You know they're mother and daughter, right?"

"Oh sorry uh, Wichita and Little Rock?"

"Sisters."

Eden struggled to come up with a lesbian couple shipped she knew that wasn't related, "Hm," she shrugged, "Still hot though right?"

Rosalyn put an arm around Eden's shoulder, giving her a shake, "So HOTT."

By that time the hotel phone rang and they received some very destressing news about the Zoltri by a concerned member that had watched the steamy stream.

When Iris broke the news to Becca that they weren't getting delivery the two bumbled around the room trying to get dressed. Both had their backs to each other putting shirts and pants on and found out a little too late that they were actually wearing each others' clothes.

"Damn! There's no time!" Iris exclaimed, grabbing hold of Becca and running down the stairs in her new clothes.

"Wow these are really comfortable," Becca said, feeling the back of Iris' stretchy jeans on her; it made her butt extra poppin'.

"You look really good in them," Iris smiled, forgetting about their life or death situation, "Yours aren't so bad either."

"I guess you could say we got into each others' pants in more ways than one," Becca said, waiting for Iris to laugh; all they heard were crickets which was crazy because it was the middle of the day.

Iris ran with Becca and they jumped into that yellow Porsche. Becca was so confused, she wanted to call Frank to make sure he was OK but Iris told her not to because for one he would thinks she's nuts and two the Zoltri could already be at her house and try to lure her there.

"Who are the Zoltri?"

"Vampires that harvest humans and try to rule over all vampires with this totally lame list of rules that are impossible to follow in the real world. Kind of like the Vatican."

Becca paused, thinking this over, though thinking about anything right now was difficult because all she wanted to do really was get Iris naked again, "So they don't like that you have a relationship with a human?"

"They've actually accepted more human/vampire relations but they are still totally against hot girl on girl human/vampire couples."

Becca scoffed, "So they're huge homophobes?"

"Yes so much for being progressive."

"Well this sucks! We were just getting started and now they want to tear us apart after an incredible night of forbidden passion between two people that were never meant for each other but have perfect chemistry?"

Iris was swoon, thinking back to how awesome it was having sex with a human girl, "How do eat ass so well?"

Becca smiled a little guilty, "My mom." Iris could feel her heart pumping back to life, this news excited her more than Becca revealing her mother taught her to kiss, "She got me on all fours one night and licked me until my ass shined."

"Well I'm sure your technique is better," Iris said, eyelashes fluttering.

The two made out again, neither paid attention to the road, hitting mail boxes, obviously fake or stuffed animals and some cyclists that flew over the windshield.

They made it to the hotel the Sullens were staying at, it seemed like the Zoltri was out of their hair for now but Iris was having this weird feeling she just couldn't shake.

"Oh good you both made it!" Eden hugged both Becca and Iris nice and tight in her arms.

"Sorry about this, Becca," Carlton said, taking out a clean bib and putting it in his collar, Becca gasped thinking that she was finally going to get eaten and not in the fun way; but then he surprised her with a plate of spare ribs, "They were out of napkins."

They all tore into the ribs, Becca getting the sauce adorably over her face, "What happens now? What about my dad?"

"Don't worry. Edward and Jerimiah agreed to keep an eye on your house if the Zoltri arrive."

Eden took Becca aside and comforted her by shoving her head dangerously close to her boobs, "You poor, poor girl. I'm so sorry all of this happened but I saw last night that you two are destined for each other."

"Last night?" Becca questioned, wondering how she meant that, like somehow the whole world saw them do it.

Eden stalled, "Uhhhh, as vampires we have a sense about these things that humans do not."

"Wow," Becca said, blindly believing her.

Rosalyn folded her arms, looking Iris up and down, "I'd be angry that your stupid undead teenage romance is threatening our family but you two do make a good couple."

"Oh, Rosalyn!" Iris excitedly hugged her, leaving no room for her to pull Iris' unusually strong arms off of her.

Eden and Rosalyn switched girls to talk to, Eden of course matched Iris' happiness while Becca remained her awkward and stammering self around the angry and spiteful Rosalyn.

"Uh...," Becca couldn't look at her directly, she was afraid of getting yelled at.

"Thanks for putting us in danger!"

"...Uh...," Becca had nothing.

"But you two rubbing butts was kind of hot."

Becca frowned, "How do you know we..."

"Look, Crane, just take care of Iris. If you hurt her you'll have to deal with me!" Her eyes turned red and she hissed at her with her fangs out, scaring Becca and causing her to jump and run.

"Eden," Iris asked, "I've been feeling weird ever since this morning."

"Oh?" Eden asked, placing the back of her hand on Iris' forehead.

"Do you think I might be pregnant?" Eden laughed until she saw just how serious Iris was, "No dear, that means you're going to go through some pretty big changes. It happens when a vampire meets their mate."

"What...what's going to happen to me?"

"Well your body will get curvier, you'll look a little more mature, all of your best traits will be front in center..."

"Oh wow. Becca and I shared a dream together before we...well you know..."

"Dived for pearls?" Eden said bluntly, Iris cringed a little at the choice of innuendo, "A mind meld. That's rare. That must mean the universe needs you together."

"Like we'll be important?"

"I'm happy for you, Iris. Just make sure you are always there for each other. I know I'm not your real mother but if you weren't with Becca and if I wasn't with Carlton I would fuck the shit out of you."

Iris was stunned that Eden would say anything like that especially with such a sure grin on her face. The family heard cars pulling up outside and ran to the windows.

"It's the Zoltri! Alex shouted.

Everyone ran around unsure what to do other than try boarding up the door and windows to give them some time to get ready and defend themselves.

"Wait!" Iris shouted, waving her hands in the air, "I've got this."

"What are you doing?" Becca asked, seeing her lover grab the door knob.

Iris touched Becca's face and slipped her tongue in her mouth in front of everyone; everyone of course wanted to get a closer look and were bummed when it was cut short by Iris. Everyone watched from the window, Iris walking out two the cars. A bunch of the members were dressed all in black with red glowing eyes.

"Where is the human girl?" One short blonde vampire asked, disgusted by the look of Iris.

"We can smell her on you!"

"Yeah we didn't really have time to shower," Iris laughed a little, "Please you have no reason to harm me or my family, if you do this won't end well for you."

A maniacal laughter came from the back seat of one of the cars, emerging with a large black cloak was a sick looking rat humanoid. Iris gasped, "You're not Ken Jeong!"

"That hack? No way! He got re...placed!"

Becca ran outside, ignoring the Sullens' advice which was good advice because she was in no way strong enough to take on a gang of vampires.

"Becca! Go back inside!" Iris ordered, afraid she's see her torn apart in front of her very eyes.

The rat laughed, Becca looked it over so confused, "Oh my God! Master Splinter!" He stopped laughing, finding what she said insulting, "You mean ninja turtles are real too! Awesome I always wanted to meet them!" she said with a dopey grin.

"I am Rezitti! And you two are coming with us!"

Becca and Iris were both knocked out by a karate chop to the neck, when they came to they were in the back of a car with black bags over their head, murmuring for help. The next thing Becca and Iris knew they were in a dark room tied to two chairs.

"Oh no are we about to get Hosteled?" Becca asked, shaking with concern; Iris shushed her when the cloaked Zoltri members approached.

"First you reset, then you disrespect!" He was about ready to rip someone's head off, luckily one of his lackey's was near by but even with a good head rip off there was very little blood.

"I don't understand! What is all of this?" Iris squirmed in her chair, trying desperately to escape these old chains that kept her in place.

"Your days in the sun has run its course, it all ends here. Your both gonna be punished like all bad vampiric fuckers!"

"But why would you do this, Remy?" Becca asked, confusing the big rat with Ratatoullie.

"You both reset the vampire lesbian stereotype! And resetting is a terrible thing!"

Iris shut her eyes, Becca thought maybe she was getting a headache from this confusing and weird plot dragging out their next sex scene but realized how hard she was concentrating, it had to be a vision and hopefully a vision that was helpful.

"Look out!" Iris screamed, "There's a giant block of cheese about to fall on you!"

Rezitti and the others looked up, all along the wall for this preposterous cheese block the vampire was talking about. searching for it. When they gave up they saw that both Iris and Becca's chairs were empty.

"Drat!"

They hadn't gotten far, Iris was running with Becca but could not get past a very large and heavy barricade. The rat cackled at them.

"So girls, you thought you could fool Rezetti?"

Becca got confident for once and held Iris' hand, "Stand perfectly still. They can't see us based on movement."

Everyone looked at her like she was the world's biggest idiot. Rezetti knocked both Becca and Iris down with his long and filthy tail

"Do I look like a T-rex to you?! That's a myth!"

Iris tried calming him down, "Sorry, Mickey..."

"MICKEY MOUSE IS A FUCKER!"

He ordered his loyal servants to escort the girls to a secret chamber, not a jail and it wasn't scary at all, Becca thought it looked kind of fun with the heart shaped water bed and disco lights.

"I will let you go as long as when you two have sex you don't CUM!"

Becca and Iris looked at each other totally stupified. That just wasn't possible.

"Are you kidding?" Becca asked, "How can we not?"

"Yeah", said Iris, looking Becca over, "Have you seen her? I'm practically cumming right now."

"Awwwww," Becca let out, swoon.

"You have 17 minutes! If you cum, you go in my giant cheese grater!"

They left them alone and the two raced to come up with a plan.

"I think I can hold it in," Iris said, trying to think of something disgusting.

"I can't," said Becca, sounding romantic, "Maybe...maybe bite me and I can help us get out of here."

"But, Becca...I was kind of hoping to wait for something more special..."

"What is more special?"

Iris could only look into those braindead, sexy eyes for so long before she made her request. They ripped out of their clothes, Iris dry humping Becca as they kissed.

"Yes! Yes Iris! I want it!"

"You want it Becca? How bad do you want it? Tell me!"

"I WANT IT! I WANT IT BADD!"

"I'M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU BECCAA!"

Iris sucked on Becca's neck until her fangs stuck out looking all venomous. They chomped down on Becca's slender white flesh and sucked a good amount of blood out.

"FUUUCCCKKKK!" Becca called out orgasmically. Her eyes turned bright red, normal for a newbie, she watched Iris lick her blood clean. She saw the look in Becca's eyes, she was transforming into her new self, she was becoming more confident and defined.

"That's it my little Hellspawn," Iris smiled widely at her new pet.

"What's happening..," Becca held onto her sides, feeling a rather weird pain take over.

Iris held onto Becca's hands and made her look at her, "It's all going to be OK."

Becca felt something in her chest twitch, she looked down and saw her boobs expand out, "Awesome!" Then her ass, her body was becoming thicker all over and quite fine in Iris' demented eyes, "Whoa! Are you changing too?"

Iris saw her reflection in a nearby conveniently placed mirror, her body was transforming like Eden said, she was getting thicker, more tanned and even a tiny bit taller.

"Wait did I become Italian?" Iris looked herself over, not used to being anything more than white as snow.

"Whoa you kind of look like Kendra Lust!" Becca knew this because of her father's porn collection being left in her room; hey a girl gets curious.

Both girls had become women and there was now no holding back. They pressed their naked breasts into each other, moaning from the feeling of their hard nipples poking into each other. Their tongues were dancing in each others' mouth like there was no tomorrow. On the bed they got into a 69 position, Iris' pussy grinding into Becca's face, "Am I fucking your face?! You love it?" Becca couldn't really answer, all she could do was open her mouth and taste her new girlfriend's sweet pussy all in her face, it came out sounding like an animal. In almost Dragonball like fashion they zoomed around the room and attacked each other in sweaty, sexy fashion. Body sized holes through walls and the works.

Rezetti came back inside the chambers, angry that this had happened, "Dammit! I knew it couldn't be done now get ready for the..."

A naked Becca and Iris shot out of the room and struck the big rat, like a cannon ball he flew back into the previous room where the members were preparing a rather large cheese grater to grate Becca and Iris. Instead their rat overlord went in and got himself shredded.

Sometime later after their victory...

Becca's family, excluding her mother and Iris' were all there together in the Sullens' backyard for their dream wedding. The two busty bimbo vampires were finally ready to tie the knot. After teaching Becca how to be a vampire she really did feel more at ease with who she was and her destiny of walking the Earth as a souless freak. Jennifer kept making snobbish comments in the crowd but she was silenced by the Team Iris girls.

The priest, an old and senile old man dragged on the proceedings with his sheepish voice. It finally dawned on Becca about their future, if she got married that meant she would have to travel with the Sullens forever as a family from town to town.

"Wait," said Becca, thinking over her proposal, making Iris nervous for a second, "This means we'll be vampire wives and sisters?"

They both smiled and said in unison, "That's HOTT."

"I do," Becca said with no shame whatsoever.

"I do too!" Iris cheered.

"You may kiss the bride...," the priest said before falling asleep.

Everyone cheered and threw rice and sprayed whip cream at the newlyweds. They drove off in a new Porsche, one with a lot of ass to it.

The Team Iris girls shed tears, sad to see them off. One girl got an alert on her phone.

"Girls I just got a text about a couple witches. One is a deatheater and the others are all 18 and super naïve! They need our support"

"Oh my god let's go!"

They ran off together, leaving the rest of the wedding behind.

Iris drove for quite some time down a very long road.

"So wait where are we going?"

"Carlton owns a lake house. No one around for miles!"

"Awesome! We could kill whoever we want"

Iris went to squeeze Becca's hand but accidentally squeezed her boob instead, "Whoops" Iris bit her lip, she then squeezed it again and said, "Honk!"

Becca laughed and pulled her in for another kiss.

At the lake house the two of them wasted no time shredding each others' wedding gowns and going in for the main course. Becca had on some sexy lingiere that lit up while Iris had on some tassels on her nipples. The two wanted each others' bodies. They weren't even on the bed yet when they started pawing at each other.

"I have something I stole from the Zoltri," Iris said all giddy, she showed Becca a super large dildo and Becca immediately assumed the position on the bed with her butt in the air. Iris strapped it on and lubed Becca before inserting. The next thing Becca knew she was seeing another dimension. Iris used that dildo like a jackhammer, it had a mind of its own and knew exactly how to pleasure. Becca whipped her hair back and forth and Iris threw up a cowboy hat she got out of nowhere and rid Becca like a bull.

"YEEEHHHHHAWWWWW!"

"FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

"Giddy up!" Iris laughed, giving Becca a little spank. The bed was drenched in Becca's pussy juices and now it was Iris' turn. Becca got her to sit in her lap while she bounced up and down; Becca thought she looked possessed, her eyes rolling back in her head and the sounds of coins spilling out of a slot machine when she sprayed cum everywhere.

The two collapsed on top of each other before resting on them bed.

"Wow," Becca said, looking up at the hole in the ceiling from Iris' latest blast.

Iris moved close to her, holding her side and nuzzling her face into Becca's boob, "How's that for happily ever after?"

Becca took and kissed Iris' hand, "I'm so glad this happened. I love you and my love for you can always grow stronger."

"I'm actually surprised," said Iris.

"Oh sorry I guess the sex could've been better."

"No it's not that. Well maybe a bit longer. I'm just surprised Carmen Electra wasn't in this. She's in a lot of those spoof movies."

"Really? I was going to say Christina Hendricks."

Iris frowned, thinking where she heard that name before, "Do you think people will write about our love?" Iris asked, looking up at Becca all hopeful.

"More than likely just the same person and they will ship us with others."

"Oh," Iris exclaimed, getting excited, "That would be fun. Both of us defiantly have a shot with Eden."

"You think so?" Becca's eyes practically sparkled.

"And who knows maybe you and your mom," Iris winked.

Becca looked shocked by her suggestion, maybe even disturbed but then when she thought about the two of them boning she couldn't help but leave her jaw hanging open and drooling just thinking about it, "Sooo hoooot."

Iris heard a car creeping outside and was afraid they had been followed.

"Oh, my mom texted me wondering if she could come visit. I hope you don't mind."

Iris thought that was strange especially since it seemed like Becca and her were kind of estranged, but maybe they were going to patch things up and she would be a part of their lives now.

Iris and Becca looked out the window and saw Roxanne getting out of her car. The woman was a total Milf and a spitting image of Carmen Electra. Iris' body vibrated uncontrollably and she let out a powerful moan followed by a powerful squirt from her pussy, splashing all over the window.

The End!

Thank you so much for reading! I'll write more spoof stuff in the future! Look out for a new Carrie story and finishing up my TMNT/Transfromers crossover. I also have a Stranger Things/Nightmare on Elm Street story I started!