KING KUNTA

Genre – Erotica/Drama

Rating – M/NC-17

Main Pairing – Undecided

Warnings – Swearing, AU, Gender-bending, FemDom, Male Sexism, Bullying/Humiliation, BDSM, Ecchi, Violence, Possible OOCness

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Pleasantly Surprised Guest – Guess this will be your title XD Yes, getting the girls to slowly warm up to him and perceive him as an equal is his goal in the end. I already have a lot of ideas about what kind of challenges he'll encounter, but first I wanted to focus on the interaction between Naruto and his teammates. Hope you enjoy this chapter also.

Javi30 – Thanks! There will be more of Tayuya in the future. Hidan still has a lot in store for poor Naruto and Tayuya is part of that.

Icha Icha Guest – Sorry, didn't know what else name you XD Thank you, I tried to find a good balance between the ecchi and the drama.

Sassy Guest – I can totally understand your mindset. Unfortunately for Naruto, he needs a team to back him up so he can graduate and survive future missions. He's stuck with them. And they're stuck with him. Kakashi, luckily, isn't so bad. She just has a very eccentric way of teaching them teamwork.

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Classes went by quickly. Konoha History was as boring as ever and he'd almost fallen asleep in a tree during stealth class. Hinata had been nice enough to wake him up. Scared the living shit out of him though, with those milky white eyes inches from his face. He barely remembered what he did during break. Chouji had been there. Lee was also there… maybe. Shikamaru had temporarily joined them to inform them about… something. Whatever.

"Naruto?"

"Huh?" He stared at Sakura for a long time. It was strange, hearing her say his name. He didn't like it. "What do you want?"

"You were daydreaming."

"No, I wasn't." Where the fuck was he? How did he get to the training grounds? Holy fuck, what time was it? Naruto squinted at his surroundings, confused.

She gave him a disbelieving look before turning to Sasuke. The black beast was leaning against the weapon shed. She looked so effortlessly beautiful that it pissed Naruto off.

"Yo, adorable pupils of mine. Ready for team training?"

"You're late." Sakura pursed her lips disapprovingly.

Kakashi studied them for a moment, immediately noticing the distance between Naruto and the girls. "Looks like yesterday's exercise didn't improve your team dynamics so we'll be working on that today."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"My job is to get you three to cooperate somehow despite your past… differences. In the future you will find yourself in life-or-death situations and you'll have to rely on your teammates to help you out and have your back."

"You didn't answer my-"

"Today's exercise is also designed to improve your teamwork." She took out a piece of paper and began to rip it in half until it was the size of her palm. "I want you to pass this paper to each other without tearing it using your mouth only."

"WHAT?!" Naruto's outburst was backed up by two indignant squawks courtesy of iron fist and the black beast.

Kakashi chuckled at them. "Don't be such children. Do it or I'm reporting your unwillingness to cooperate and have the team disbanded."

The tension in the air was so thick that Naruto could barely breath as Sasuke stomped over to their team leader and snatched the paper out of her hand. She put it in her mouth, eyes ablaze with anger, and leaned towards Sakura. Their mouths were so close together that it looked like they were kissing. Sakura backed away with the paper between her lips. She looked at him for a moment, narrowed her eyes and turned to give the paper back to Sasuke.

"Don't even think about it, Haruno."

Naruto tensed up as Sakura stomped over to him. She stood on her toes, eyebrows furrowed in irritation. She was even shorter than Sasuke, though it could've just seemed that way because she didn't wear heels. Swallowing thickly, he leaned down to meet her halfway. He backed up when he heard Kakashi chuckling. Without the paper.

He exhaled shakily and steeled himself. Leaning down, he tried to keep his eyes on the paper in her mouth. Her lips were naturally pink, but he could tell she had put on something like lip chap or lip gloss or something. They were too shiny.

"Grab it." She hissed at him through clenched teeth, snapping him out of it.

He was so close he could see every shade of green in her eyes. She had beautiful eyes. Very expressive. She seemed nervous and… got it!

Naruto withdrew with the paper in his mouth, feeling moderately triumphant. Until he realized he had to pass it over to the black beast. Sasuke seemed to have realized it too. Her face was like stone. Cold, hard stone as he tentatively closed the distance between the two. She was going to set him on fire. He was sure of it. He waited impatiently for her to meet him halfway like he had done with Sakura, but she didn't budge.

"Uchiha." Kakashi said firmly.

"Hn."

Sasuke moved closer until her teeth clamped down on the paper which was damp by now. She wriggled her nose. Naruto still half-expected her to slap him in the face after he let go of his end, but nothing happened. They merely stared at each other until Sasuke took it out of her mouth and glared at their team leader.

"Well?"

"Do it again." Kakashi said cheerfully.

"But-"

"You're still too tense around each other. Continue to pass it to each other until I say you can stop."

Goddamnit. Why?

"I don't see the point of this exercise." Sasuke verbalized.

"Don't bother ganging up on me. Didn't work last time. Won't work now."

"Last time?"

Kakashi blinked at him. "They didn't tell you? They got quite mad at me for I said to you during the team shower, yelled at me for ten minutes at least before gallantly carrying you out."

Naruto's jaw dropped. "What… wait, what's happening? Is this some kind of ploy to get me in trouble?"

"Get you in trouble?" Sakura repeated incredulously. "Why would we do that? We're teammates now."

"Fuck you!"

"Uzumaki." Kakashi said firmly.

"No! She spent the last two years ignoring me as I cried for help when I was being beaten up for no reason and now she wants to play nice?"

"You only have yourself to blame for that!" Sakura replied hotly. "Don't act like you're the victim here!"

"Are you kidding me?!" Naruto roared.

She glared at him. "Anyway, it's like Hatake-san said, we need to work as team in order for us to-"

Naruto laughed darkly, interrupting her. "Oh, there you go again. Teacher's pet through and through, aren't you?"

"I'm not a teacher's pet. I simply follow the rules. You should try it. Maybe you wouldn't get into so much trouble, orphan."

Naruto swelled with anger. He marched over to the pink-haired girl, towering over her. "Call me that again, I dare you."

Sakura stuttered for a moment. "Hatake-san!"

Naruto scoffed. "You and your big mouth. You'll say whatever you have to so you'll look good because you know you're a talentless bitch with nothing to offer. You sat back and watched me get beat while giving speeches about equality so that everyone will think you're this amazing good-hearted person. Even I bought it for a while, but not anymore. I'm onto you."

He was pleased to see her eyes widen, an expression of hurt written all over her face. With trembling lips, she replied: "You're onto me? Really? Because I didn't feel sorry for you? What did you expect? You're the one who keeps staring up skirts and parading around the school with your pants down!"

"Then how about you girls put on some pants, huh?" Naruto roared. "If it bothers you so fucking much. You don't have to wear skirts to school. Maybe you just like the attention, huh? Maybe you girls are the perverts!"

"We're not going to stop wearing skirts just because you can't control yourself!" Sakura hissed back, not letting down although she took a step back. "You've got a lot of nerve, trying to make me feel sorry for you when you molested Sasuke-sama-"

"I did no such thing! I tripped and accidentally grabbed her by mistake. I tried to apologize for it."

Sakura rolled her eyes. "Oh, sure you did. That's convenient. Well, in that case, I accidentally didn't see you all those times you were getting beat up. How's that sound?"

"Alright, that's enough you two." Kakashi intervened, stepping in-between them in case they were going to exchange blows.

"Is that how you see your father? The man who raised you?" Naruto replied, seething. "Is that what he is to you? A blatant pervert who can't think about anything besides boobs and cunts?"

"No, because my mom keeps him in line. You're an orphan brought up without a strong female figure in your life to teach you how to behave." Sakura spat out, though the moment the words left her lips she frowned as if, for a second, she was doubting them.

Naruto didn't notice. He was halfway across the training grounds by then. He had enough. He only walked faster when he heard Sasuke calling after him using her favorite insult.

"Dobe!"

He ignored her. He was so angry he could cry. He wanted to punch something. Someone. Beat them until they stopped moving and scream at them until his lungs collapsed.

"Detention!"

"Of course!" Naruto threw his hands up, laughing bitterly. "What's your excuse, huh? What did I do this time?"

"You're being a coward."

Naruto whirled around to face the black beast. "You have no idea, no idea - call me whatever you will. Call me an idiot, a loser, a weakling, a deadlast – but I am not a coward. You wouldn't last two seconds in my shoes. None of you would!"

"Then face us like the powerful man you claim to be or walk away and never come back."

"You don't have the power to expel me."

"My sister is president of the student council. I can make it happen." She threatened.

"Don't." Naruto said. His whole body was shaking. Furious tremors ran through his limbs as he fought his urge to maim her. "I will… I will… I swear to all that I love I will hurt you."

"Are you going to lose control again?" Sasuke smirked. "Pup?"

That was it. He shot towards her, out for blood. He could practically feel the warm bodily liquid splashing onto his face even as he froze completely mid-leap.

"No fighting amongst team members, Uzumaki." A new female voice droned. "And stop screaming. You're distracting the other teams from their training."

"Naruto!" He saw Chouji running over to him from the corner of his eyes.

"He's not your problem, Nara." Sasuke hissed.

"He wouldn't be a problem if you bothered to treat him like a human being."

"What's the big deal? Oh my god, what happened? Did he try to molest someone again? Ew, so gross." Ino grimaced, after she untangled herself from the bushes.

"Hey, man, what's wrong? Did they do something to you? You're sweating like crazy. Why are you shivering?" Chouji bombarded him with questions, but he only had eyes for the girls.

He hated them all so much. At that moment, he would've gladly perished if he could take them all with him. Even Shikamaru. Even Hinata. Even Shizune. All of them.

"Everybody back away. I got this." Kakashi stood in front of him. She looked… disappointed. She shooed everyone away. Chouji hesitated. He seemed to ready to jump in front of Naruto to protect him in case they ganged up on him. Shikamaru pulled him away, muttering about it being none of their business.

"I don't want to talk to you." Naruto growled after he was released from Shikamaru's shadow technique.

"Too bad."

"Why are you angry? You have no right to be angry! You're a woman!"

"I'm not angry. I'm sad and disappointed. I thought you better than this but, as it turns out, two incredible people don't always make incredible offspring."

"Fuck off." Naruto screamed angrily, pacing back and forth as if waiting for someone to… to… better… he's better because he's doesn't need anyone. He doesn't doesn't need ANYONE. "You have no right to judge me. You don't know what it's like. You-"

"Get out."

Naruto blinked. "What?"

"You can't handle this. You're emotionally fragile. Find something else to do. Learn how to type with ten fingers and become a secretary or something."

"No!"

"No?"

"No!" Naruto repeated. "I'm staying!"

"Didn't I tell you no one would coddle you?!" Kakashi replied angrily, making him jump. She was looking pretty. Her armor was old and full of cuts and dents, as if to say… You think anger is going to solve your problems? Is anger going to make iron fist and black beast respect you? As a person, a warrior… as a man. What does that e-even mean? "Didn't I tell you to toughen up?!"

"It's not fair! Why do I have do all the work? Why do I always have to prove myself… again and again. It's so tiring."

"Then get out."

"No!"

"Become a baker."

"No."

"Or a nurse."

"No."

"This life wasn't meant for you."

"I will become an elite shinobi." Naruto snarled. "With or without your help."

Kakashi looked unimpressed. "Pretty words and bared teeth won't help you. You want to be a hero? I can make you one. But don't stand there growling at me, acting like a fool and feeling sorry for yourself. I told you. No one's going to put you on a pedestal just because you've been through stuff. The world doesn't owe you anything. You choose this path. Now, either you fight till the end or give up."

Naruto turned away. He didn't know why Sakura and Sasuke entered his mind all of a sudden. Bitches. Angry, judgmental, evil… powerful… Kakashi's words were getting under his skin. She was so cruel. Why did she never take his side. He was the victim. HE was…

"It's… so hard."

"I know."

"I just… They won't even let me breathe. I just…"

"Are you giving up?"

"Never."

"So you'll keep fighting?"

"Always."

"That's my boy."

She didn't hug him. She didn't give him any more encouragement. She simply walked away.

000

Naruto was a little grateful for the fact that Kakashi didn't immediately drag him back and force him to get along with Sasuke and Sakura. At least she gave him time to calm down. He wandered along the training grounds, watching other teams exercise and spar with each other. He watched Chouji and his team for a while. Ino seemed reluctant to take orders from a guy and never looked at either Asuma or Chouji when they talked. Her expression was murderous when they began playing tag, but fifteen minutes or so, her frown faded and she actually laughed at something Asuma said. She was having fun. Her new attitude changed the entire team dynamic. He wondered how long it would last.

Fuck, he was such a cynic. When had that happened?

He continued to walk, thinking back on his conversation with his team leader and weighing his options. He would have to get along with Sasuke and Sakura eventually if he wanted to pass. He couldn't graduate and become an elite shinobi without a team.

"Yo, Naruto."

He jumped at the voice and looked around in confusion.

"Up here, genius."

Naruto looked up and spotted Kiba sitting up a tree, eating an onigiri. Her demon-dog was sitting on a large branch on the tree beside it, glaring down at him. It hated him for some reason.

"Don't you have team training?" He asked her, eyeing Akamaru warily.

"Don't you?" Kiba smirked.

"I was sent away for everyone's safety. Given some time to cool off."

"And I thought I was a hothead. Kurenai-sensei was giving this long, boring speech about teamwork and I almost fell asleep."

"So you decided to eat some snacks up a tree?"

She nodded. "Yep."

"Isn't your team leader going to notice you've vanished?"

"I gave her the excuse that I had to pee."

"When was that?"

"About an hour ago." She admitted with a grin. "Come up here. Sit with me."

Naruto thought about it. Kiba could be very blunt. When he'd first introduced himself to her, she'd made a comment about how his right hand smelled funny. The look she had given him implied that she knew exactly what he'd been doing with that hand that morning. He'd been extremely embarrassed, but she'd never given him a hard time about it.

According to Chouji, Inuzukas were one of the most male-unfriendly clans in Konoha. It was an all-female clan – no men allowed. They were amazons, using men from other clans for sex and reproduction before dumping them after they grew bored.

"What's wrong?" Kiba asked when he didn't reply. "Dog bite you in the ass?"

"I think it's 'cat got your tongue'."

"I don't like cats. Cats are sneaky and cunning. The Uchihas are cats."

"You don't like Sasuke?" Naruto snickered.

"Of course not. She's always yells at me and gives me detention for ignoring dress codes or something. Like she can talk."

Naruto chuckled. The black beast had been trying to get Kiba to put on a bra since the start of school. "Isn't it uncomfortable or something? Don't they… um… bounce?"

"You know the answer to that question. You barely look at my face when I'm talking to you." She gave him a cheeky wink and shimmied her chest.

"Where's Shino?" He asked, fidgeting with his uniform. He always got a little self-conscious when she paid attention to him.

"I left him behind with Hinata. Those two wouldn't dream of risking detention. Besides, we couldn't all go pulling a disappearing act. You coming up or what?"

"You shouldn't say that. What if my dumb boy brain thinks you're trying to flirt me." Naruto said jokingly.

Kiba's grin widened. "And what if I am?"

Naruto swallowed thickly. "I thought you'd found a new boy toy?"

"Oh yeah, that's right." Kiba shrugged. "He got boring real fast. Couldn't keep up with me. Besides, you're much hotter than him."

Naruto blushed. She was the only person who'd ever called him handsome. Hearing her say that did weird things to his groin. "There's more to guys than looks and sex, you know."

"Probably, but I couldn't care less." Kiba laughed. "I'm not a political statement. But… don't care much for women."

"I'd be arrested if I said that." Naruto muttered.

Kiba glanced at him. "Huh, guess you're right. Wow, never thought of that. Sucks to be a guy."

"You could say that."

"Yeah…" Kiba was just so fucking exotic. None of the other girls looked anything like her. They were all bleaching their skin, trying to look like the Uchiha sisters. Meanwhile, Kiba was sunbathing naked near rivers, not giving a damn. "Do you enjoy sex?"

"Um… w-w-well, I've… um, I've actually never… you know."

"You're a virgin? Really?" Kiba looked genuinely surprised. "How's that possible?"

Naruto smiled. "I dunno. Girls just hate me for some reason."

"Bullshit."

"It's true. I always get beaten up for the stupidest reasons."

"… They feel you up though, right?"

Naruto laughed. "No, they don't."

"Whaaaaat?" Kiba gave him an odd look. Then he saw the heels of sneakers appear above her head as she nearly folded herself in half before dropping to the ground beside him, reminding him of just how flexible she was. "Are you telling me that your dick's never been touched?"

Naruto thought of Hidan. "Nope." It was better if nobody knew.

The Inuzuka walked right up to him, pressing her breasts against him as she batted her eyelashes. "You know, I could teach you a thing or two."

"I…I guess." Naruto stuttered.

"Yeah."

"Uh… well…" He awkwardly turned to leave.

"Am I not your type?"

Naruto blinked, mouth opening and closing. His brain had given up trying to make sense of the situation.

"There's an empty shed nearby we could use." She continued.

Naruto said nothing. A large part of him wanted to do it. Kiba was playful and experienced. She could undoubtedly blow his mind with her sex skills. But she was an Inuzuka. Once he said yes, that meant that she owned him for as long as she remained interested in him. Although it might work in his favor, making it harder for other girls to bully him, he didn't like the idea of being someone's property and definitely didn't like the thought of being thrown away.

"Hey!" Naruto jumped away when he felt her undoing his belt. "Wait a minute, I haven't said I was going to do it yet."

Kiba rolled her eyes. "You're so prissy. What the hell, man. Do I have to buy you flowers first?"

Naruto frowned at her. "Fuck off."

"Oh, you are prissy. How cute." Kiba didn't appear at all offended, wagging her butt as if she had a tail.

"I'm not sleeping with you." Naruto was sure that if she had made that offer a few days sooner, he wouldn't have hesitated.

"Why not?" She whined.

"Because you're an Inuzuka."

Her smile vanished. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Naruto glanced at Akamaru who began growling. "I'm not a big fan of leashes and Inuzuka women are known for that sort of thing."

"Leashes?"

"You know what I mean."

"Awwwww." She pouted her lips. She wasn't going to let up. "Fine, I'll put my bondage collection away. Now will you fuck me?"

That last sentence sent shivers down his spine. She closed the distance between them. Grabbing his hands, she guided them under her oversized shirt. Her breasts were soft and sleek with suntan oil.

"I… uh…"

He felt her fingers on his belt again. He didn't stop her this time. Heat rushed to his cheeks as her hand found his semi-erect cock. She had definitely done this before. She traced veins, rubbed the head and fondled his balls enthusiastically while muttering dirty words that made his knees go weak.

"Touch me." Her breath tickled his collarbone. Once again, she took one of his hands and placed it between her legs. "Right there."

Naruto couldn't speak. He awkwardly groped at her panties, agitated by his own inexperience and seconds away from orgasm. She was too good at this.

"Inuzuka!" Naruto and Kiba both flinched. He nearly stumbled in his haste to back away, pulling his pants back up in record time. Kurenai was glaring at them. "There you are. What are you doing?"

"I was telling him how to get to the boys' bathroom."

The woman narrowed her eyes suspiciously. Thankfully, she didn't seem to notice his belt, which had been thrown to the ground. "Get over here. I've got a few things to say to you. You go back to your team, Uzumaki."

Kiba winked at him. She didn't even try to be subtle. Heart hammering against his chest, he watched her skip after her team leader.

000

He had been on automatic pilot during the rest of team training. He'd felt like a pervert, jerking off in the bushes and daydreaming about fucking Kiba against a tree while the rest of the school watched. It was so hard not to imagine doing the same thing to Sakura, Sasuke and Kakashi as they continued to play that stupid pass-the-paper game. Damn it, he was getting hard again. This was all Kiba's fault. That slutty Inuzuka put sex in his head and now it was all he could think about.

"Where are you going, Uzumaki?"

Naruto froze. He turned around to face Kakashi and prayed to whatever deities were listening that neither she nor Sakura noticed how he was holding his backpack in front of his crotch. Sasuke had already left. "Home? Training's over so…"

"You don't have time to head back to your apartment. Uchiha Itachi will be here in less than ten minutes. You can change in one of the sheds."

Naruto groaned. He'd forgotten about that. "I don't have fancy clothes. My uniforn is the fanciest thing I own."

"Didn't any of the girls have something you could borrow?"

"He can't have them anymore." Sakura said before he could reply. She pulled a shit ton of fabric out of her school bag, causing several books and kunai to drop out. He had no idea how she managed to get everything in there. "I tried to give the robes to him before training and he threw them back in my face."

"She gave me women's clothing and called me an orphan."

"Women's clothing?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

"Bright pink and frilly with flowers stitched on it."

Sakura stared at him as if he were crazy. She held out the robes in question. "They're blue and white. There's no embroidery on them."

Naruto frowned, trying to ignore the nagging pressure in the back on his neck as he stared at the robes. "They're pink."

Kakashi's eyes narrowed. "Have you been experiencing strange and sudden headaches, short-term memory loss and extreme irritability or even hostility towards people, even the ones you normally get along with?"

"No." Naruto replied almost automatically. "Why?"

"Repeat these words back to me: the Uchiha clan consists of beautiful, formidable women who would never intentionally cause harm to the opposite sex."

"The Uchiha clan consists of beautiful, formidable women who would never intentionally cause harm to the opposite sex." Naruto repeated slowly, rather confused.

Sakura's eyes widened. "That's not what she said."

"Yes, it is."

"Haruno, go and get changed."

Sakura blinked. "Why? What's wrong with him?"

"Go. And. Get. Changed." Kakashi repeated, using the same authoritative voice she had used on him. Sakura gaped at her, not used to being treated roughly by a teacher. Before she left, she took a pile of pink fabric out of her backpack and left them on a bench, giving Naruto a strange look as she jogged towards the weapons shed.

Naruto barely noticed. His eyes were fixated on Kakashi while she walked towards, as if in slow motion. Her mouth moved, but no sound came out. He watched her draw figures in the sand of the training grounds, trying desperately to remember why.

"You're more powerful than I gave you credit for, little prince." A sultry, adult female voice floated into his head. It sounded like Kakashi, but her mouth wasn't moving. "I won't let them ruin you."

000

I do not like being pressured. Do NOT review another story to demand an update on this one. Don't complain when I've given you plenty of warnings. This was supposed to be fun, for me (as a writer) and for you (a reader). As a fan of fanfiction, I can understand the desire to see progress, but don't guilt me, or manipulate me into making it what YOU want. This story, first and foremost, is about sex and sexuality. This story is about femdom. I am a bisexual woman. Read that again. I am a woman. I am intrigued by male sexuality ever since I've learned to understand my own. So a man who's sexually turned on by humiliation etc can't be superman? He HAS to be perfect. A man who truly enjoys being pegged will never be hero nr. 1... right?