Summary: After getting his new micro-suit from Lisa, the two-inch Lincoln went to take it out for its first test drive around the house. He decided to shrink with the suit and spy on his sisters without them knowing or even seeing him. Lincoln flies around the house at the size of a pea, seeing it from a bug's perspective, while avoiding his sisters unawarely, and unintentionally hurting him at close range (or trying to at least).
With his new micro-suit, generously given to him by Lisa, the tiny Lincoln Loud was currently exploring the air ducts of the Loud house in search of an adventure for someone at his small stature. Using the suit's jet-propulsion rocket boots, Lincoln flew through the vents and explored the inner workings of his home. Usually though, he was often told to stay in his sisters' sight and not go somewhere without them watching him, but now, he felt so independent that he didn't need them looking over his shoulder.
"Wow! And I thought being born tiny was a problem, but this actually makes it more of a blessing than a curse." He said to the audience. "I should count myself lucky that I have a sister with a brain like Lisa's. Maybe she's not as cold as everyone says she is." Lincoln said with a warm smile on his face.
Lincoln kept flying through the ducts like a fly when he thought he noticed something as he passed a corridor. "Huh?" He said as he stopped in place and turned around to find what he saw. But when he came back to the other path in the ducts, he saw something on the floor. It was a black notebook and pen. He flew over to it and landed on the notebook.
From there, Lincoln could see the title of the book. "It's Lucy's poetry journal. Guess she's still writing her poems in secret, dark places." Lincoln said with an amused grin. "I'd better bring these things back to her." He said, until he realized the difficulty of the task he just mentioned. "Wait a minute. How am I supposed to bring this thing back to Lucy at this size?" He pondered.
After a few seconds, Lincoln remembered the suit's other features that Lisa mentioned. "Oh yeah. The Pack! Lisa did say the suit's pack comes with a few useful attachments. Let's see if I can use them." He said and remembered what Lisa told him about how to operate that part of his new suit. Lincoln stepped off of the top of the notebook and pressed the yellow button on the suit's chest panel. In an instant, two long robotic arms protruded from the back of his suit and used them to pick up the notebook and pen. However, the book and pen might've been a little bit too heavy for the arms to lift as Lincoln saw them struggle to lift up.
"Warning! Warning!" Screamed the computer in Lincoln's helmet as a red warning sign popped up on his visor. "I've gotta let 'em go!" Lincoln complied and released both of them. The arms retracted back into the pack as Lincoln realized what happened. "I guess Lisa hasn't tested the strength of this suit yet. I should let her know about it." He said and continued on with his excursion through the house's ventilation system, while leaving Lucy's pen and poetry journal behind. "I'm sure Lucy, will realize she forgot them and come back looking for them."
Lincoln was flying through the ducts again wondering what to do next. Then all of a sudden, he came across an exit. It was one of the air vents that provides the house with heating and air conditioning. "I wonder where this goes." Lincoln said as he peered through one of the thin holes in the vent to see where it lead to. And to his surprise, the vent actually opened into Lori and Leni's bedroom.
"Wow! I'm at Lori and and Leni's room." He said. He saw Lori was lying on her bed and, as usual, texting her boyfriend, Bobby, while Leni was sitting on her bed reading a fashion magazine. "Hmm. Now that I have this cool suit to protect me, there's no way those two can harm me. And no way they'll see me coming either." Lincoln said as he pushed the red button on his chest plate.
He instantly shrank to about 1 centimeter tall, just small enough to fit through the hole in the vent. "Time for a little bit of fun." He said, but then blushed in embarrassment as he quickly realized what he said. "Excuse the pun. I think Luan's rubbing off on me." He said to the audience.
Lincoln used his jet boots to fly out of the air vent and into the much larger environment that was his oldest sisters' living space. Everything was so much bigger to him than it usually was, which made the tiny boy feel like a common house fly. After all, that's all he felt his sisters saw him as at times.
Lincoln bore a devious grin on his face as he flew close to his oldest sister, assuming she'd never notice him at his current minuscule size. He flew close to Lori's face and landed on top of her nose, while trying to maintain his grip on it since it was tilted at a lower angle. He perched himself on to the bridge of Lori's nose and steadied himself so he wouldn't fall.
Looking up from where he sat, Lincoln then saw Lori's eyes up close and saw something different about them from his current perspective. "Wow. Lori has such beautiful eyes." He marveled, noticing the shiny hue of Lori's blue irises. "No wonder Bobby loves her so much. Her eyes are such a nice shade of blue." He said. To Lincoln's, Lori's eyes were such a vibrant color that it was almost like a big blue ocean, and he wanted to jump right into them.
As Lincoln gazed into Lori's big eyes, Leni was still reading her magazine when she briefly looked up from it and noticed a small dot on Lori's face. "Hey, Lori." Leni said, getting Lori's attention. "What, Leni." Lori said, which, at Lincoln's reduced size, sounded even louder than from up close and made him cover his ears.
"What's that thing on your face?" Leni asked. "Something on my face?" Lori said. She felt all over her face and Lincoln saw her colossal hand coming closer to him. So he quickly activated his rocket boots and jumped off of her nose. The only problem now was that Lori felt it and didn't like how the heat from the rocket left a tiny mark on her nose. "Ow!" She said grabbing the bridge of her nose. "I think a bug bit me." She said before noticing something flying around her.
"Ew! Go away bug!" Lori said in an infuriated tone as her hand tried to swat away the bug that was actually her extra-shrunken younger brother. "Yikes!" Lincoln shouted. He kept flying to avoid Lori's big hand and had a few lucky misses a few times. But with Lori's size advantage, it was only a matter of seconds before she finally swatted Lincoln away from her. "There. That takes care of that pest." She said satisfied.
"Oof!" Lincoln hit the floor with a thud and quickly got his head together from the fall. "Well that's enough of that." He said standing up and dusting himself off. Lincoln then looked around at where he fell and quickly deduced that he was deep in the carpet fibers of the floor in his sisters' bedroom. He also looked up past the forest of carpeting to see his two gigantic older sisters towering over his entire world like goddesses. "Wow. So this is what the world looks like to a dust mite." He said. But Lincoln didn't want to stepped on like a bug either (again), so he turned the rockets back on and decided to leave Lori and Leni's room.
Lincoln flew back up and headed toward the door where he exited their room by flying out the keyhole. "Okay that was fun. Now, where should I go next?" He wondered. Lincoln saw that the upstairs hallway was pretty empty so he decided to take his adventure downstairs.
"I guess I'll look for more fun in the living room. At least this time if I fall into Lucy's popcorn bowl, I'll be ready to avoid being a snack." He said. Lincoln flew downstairs and found himself at the top of the banister in the living room.
Lincoln then saw the rest of his family going about their usual business. "Hmm. What should I do now?" He said. It was then Lincoln remembered another capability of his suit, the defense shield. "Wait. That's right. Lisa did mention that this suit also has a protective energy field, and right now, I think I'm gonna need it." He said, but then he had trouble remembering how to turn it on. "Now which button was it again?" He wondered until it quickly came back to him. "Oh yeah! The blue one." Lincoln pushed the blue button on his chest plate and his entire body was surrounded by a glowing blue aura. "This should keep me safe. Now let's go!"
Lincoln flew into the middle of the living room where he saw some of his sisters in their morning routine. They had already finished breakfast and were going about their usual business. Luna was lounging on the couch and listening to music on her headphones, Luan was practicing her latest comedy routine with her dummy, Mr. Coconuts, Lana was playing in the mud outside in the mud, and Lynn was sitting on the couch watching a soccer game on TV.
"Man! Everything sure looks different when you're the size of a cake crumb." He thought. "I wonder how my sisters would react if I tell them about this suit. I bet they'd think-." *Chirp! Chirp!* Lincoln's train of thought was interrupted by a sudden loud chirping noise, and Lincoln already knew what it was and turned around nervously to face the next obstacle in his way. "Uh oh." He said in a scared tone.
It was the Loud family's pet canary, Walt. And judging by their difference in size, Lincoln was pretty much a bug snack for the big yellow bird. He flew away while Walt chased him around the living room. "No Walt! It's me, Lincoln! You can't eat me!" Lincoln shouted trying to get away from the hungry bird. But his pleas fell on deaf ears as Walt kept flying closer to him with his beak wide open.
Lincoln didn't want to be food for this bird just like how he was almost a movie meal for Lucy, so he tried to think of a way out of this predicament. And he had to think of a plan fast as Walt was coming much closer to him. Desperately, Lincoln could think of only one way to survive. "Wait. I know!" Lincoln came up with an idea and pushed the yellow button on the chest plate. This resulted in a mini flashlight coming out of his pack, which he used to temporarily blind Walt. "Yes! That got him." He said celebrating his victory.
But alas, Lincoln's victory party was short-lived as he noticed something appear on his helmet's computer. It was an orange icon that said low battery. "Low battery?!" Lincoln shouted noticing the icon. "Lisa didn't tell me this suit needed to be recharged!" He shouted. Unfortunately, Lincoln's rocket rocket boots started to give way and power off from the lack of energy. "Oh no. No! Not now!" He said. His rockets finally shut off and before he knew it, the tiny, white-haired boy was in free fall.
"Ahh!" Lincoln screamed as he started falling vertically and closed his eyes too afraid to see where he would land. Lucky for him, though, his energy field was still on and would keep him safe. Lincoln plummeted downward and expected to hit the floor, but to his surprise, he hit solid ground much sooner than he thought and fell unconscious.
Meanwhile, after Lincoln snuck out of Lola's room that same morning to escape from her grasp, Lola had just finished combing every inch of her bedroom and still found no sign of the diminutive boy. It had only been almost an hour since she lost sight of him and it was starting to irritate her. "Lincoln! Where are you you puny twerp?!" She yelled in annoyance.
After Lola finished looking through her room, including under both her bed and Lana's bed, in her closet, and near her stuffed animals, she decided to start looking for him outside of her room. Lola exited through her door and started her search upstairs. She started her search in the linen closet at the end of the hall to her left. Lola looked inside and took her time with trying to find Lincoln. She eyed everything very carefully, after all, considering his size, Lola figured Lincoln wouldn't be easy to spot.
"You can't hide from me forever, Lincoln. I will find you and when I do, you'll regret ever running away from me!" Lola shouted in a truly threatening voice. And if Lincoln could hear her right now, he'd probably just whimper in fear from how big and imposing his younger sister is compared to him.
Lola continued her search for Lincoln in her youngest sisters' room. Lisa was just working with her chemicals when she heard the door open. The sudden noise startled Lisa, causing her to nearly drop one of her beakers, which she managed to catch just in the nick of time. "Lisa!" Lola shouted. Lisa turned around to face the sight of her angry older sister, a sight that no one in the house was ever very excited to see.
"Have you seen Lincoln anywhere?" Lola asked. "He was just with me in my room and then he just disappeared. Do you know where he went?" Lisa grew nervous and hesitated to answer Lola's question. "Umm. My apologies, female sibling. But I'm afraid I have no knowledge of the whereabouts of our diminutive, male sibling unit." Lisa answered.
"What?" Lola was confused by Lisa's big vocabulary and became even more irritated as a result. "Speak English, Lisa! Did you see him or not?!" Lola shouted in Lisa's face. "No, no. I haven't seen him. Sorry." Lisa nervously replied. "Fine. I'll look somewhere else." Lola said, exiting the young genius' room.
As soon as Lola was out of ear shot, Lisa quickly closed her bedroom door. She then leaned her back against it and slid down until she was sitting on the floor with her knees up to her face. "Whew. That was close." She signed in relief. "If Lola found out where Lincoln was, it would definitely be detrimental to my experiment."
Lola kept searching the other bedrooms for any sign of Lincoln, and even asked Lori and Leni if they had seen him, to which they said they told her they didn't. After failing to find Lincoln anywhere upstairs, she finally decided to look for him downstairs.
"Hey, have any of you guys seen Lincoln anywhere?" She asked some of her older sisters. "Sorry, little dudette. Haven't seen our bro." Luna answered. The rest of them gave the pageant princess the same response. Lola grumbled and walked into the kitchen to find any trace of her tiny brother. "Just wait Lincoln. I'll find you. Just wait!" She shouted.
Lincoln was still unconscious and laid face-down on the ground. It was only a few minutes before he finally managed to stir himself awake. "Uggh. My head hurts." Lincoln groaned. He slowly got up on his feet and shook off his slight dizziness. "Man. That was some fall. It's a good thing I had Lisa's suit." He said, getting his head together.
"Now I just need to..." His thoughts were interrupted when he noticed that he was in a different location when he knew he was just in the living room. "Wait a minute. Where am I? I thought I was in the living room a minute ago." He said in shock.
Lincoln looked around and saw tall green trees growing out of the ground. However, the sight before him caused him to quickly remember the time he snuck out of the house and into the backyard, making him immediately realize that that was exactly where he was, the backyard, surrounded by the tall grass. "How did I get back outside again?" He wondered.
But Lincoln didn't have much time to think as he saw some of the grass trees wiggling for some reason. Then, to his surprise, a bunch of red ants that looked as big as him were running toward his direction, and strangely enough, the ants were screaming as if Lincoln could understand what they were saying. It was like they were running away from something trying to get them.
One of the ants stopped in front of Lincoln and panicked. "What are you doing standing around kid?! Don't you know the giant is coming? RUN!" The ant screamed and then ran past Lincoln. "The giant?" Lincoln wondered what the ant meant by 'giants' when he felt the ground shake.
He could hear loud booming noises one after another. The ground kept shaking with each quack which made Lincoln fall to his knees. What he saw next was enough to leave him terrified. "LOOK OUT!" The ants screamed and before Lincoln knew what happened, they were crushed into oblivion. Lincoln's eyes widened as he saw what crushed the ants. Or rather, 'who' crushed them. It was a giant shoe, and Lincoln's gaze shifted upward only to find that it was none other than his sporty sister, Lynn Loud.
Lynn was towering over Lincoln like a skyscraper, laughing maniacally with her fists on her hips. "That's right you pathetic little insects! I squash you all and you can't do anything about it!" The giant Lynn exclaimed egotistically before resuming her maniacal laughter. Lincoln felt that that was exactly how Lynn always described him and from his perspective, he really was the size of a puny ant compared to her. Lincoln was shocked and petrified at the sheer size of his big sister. Lynn looked down at Lincoln with a devious smile on her face, instilling fear into Lincoln. "Well, well, well. Another victim for me to crush. Eat this you worthless bug!"
Lynn lifted her foot up again, forcing Lincoln to see the gigantic crater that the very sneaker left in the dirt. And the tiny boy couldn't help but look up as the shoe's shadow was cast over him. His pupils shrank in immense terror as he saw the giant shoe start coming down onto him.
"Ahh!" Lincoln screamed and tried to run away, but for some reason, he couldn't even move his legs from where he stood. "Why can't I move?! Come on legs!" He struggled to move but he just couldn't. And when he remembered what was about to happen, he realized just how truly helpless he felt now that Lynn was literally about to squish him into nothing.
With that, Lincoln shut his eyes and cowered in place, awaiting the inevitable. And with one last second, it was all over.
*BOOM*
Lynn's giant foot stomped impacted like the meteor that destroyed the dinosaurs as it completely flattened Lincoln into the dirt with a mighty stomp, leaving nothing in its wake.
Lincoln's eyes were still shut as he felt the impact of Lynn's sneaker making contact with him. However, instead of feeling himself get compressed between the sole of Lynn's shoe and the hard ground, like he expected, Lincoln could feel himself falling down an empty space.
He nervously opened his eyes to see where he was, and had his nervous feeling instantly replaced with confusion. He saw that he was slowly falling straight down onto what looked like his bed from the doll house. Before he could land, Lincoln looked above him at where he fell from and saw that there was nothing but a clear ceiling and no trace of a giant Lynn anywhere to be seen.
"Wasn't I just in the backyard being crushed to death by a colossal Lynn-zilla? What's going on here?!" He asked in shock as he finally landed on his bed. Lincoln looked around was even more surprised to see that he was once again in Lori and Leni's bedroom.
"How'd I get in here?" He asked. "Hey, Linky." Lincoln heard an all-too familiar voice and turned around to be met with the sight of his second oldest sister, Leni, who was staring at him with a huge, cheerful smile on her face.
"Uh. Hi, Leni." He said nervously as he was still trying to understand what kind of craziness was happening to him. "Say, Leni. Do you know if there's any-Whoa!" Lincoln was quickly cut off as Leni instantly scooped him up into her hands and began to affectionately nuzzle him against her cheeks.
"Oh, Linky! You are totes the cutest of all little cuties I have ever seen!" Leni squealed with the utmost joy as she continuously cuddled Lincoln, suffocating him with her loving embrace. Lincoln always knew that Leni was one of the nicer sisters that would often swoon over his cuteness, along with Lola, Lily, and sometimes Lori, whenever she was in the mood for it. But it was different this time as it was never this excessive.
Leni was currently squeezing the tiny Lincoln against her massive cleavage. Lincoln was now in Leni's arms struggling to breathe as his big sister's affection was just too much for him.
"Oh, Linky. I love you so much! How did I, like, ever get so lucky to have such a special little man like you for a brother?" Leni asked still hugging Lincoln against her chest and rolling around on her bed. "Leni. Stop! I can't breathe!" His cries for oxygen, however, failed to reach Leni's ears as his voice was obscured by her tight hugging.
"And I know just the way to make you even more adorable." She said as she got up from her bed and walked to her desk, carrying Lincoln in her closed fist like a toy. "Leni! Listen to me! You've got to let me go!" Lincoln shouted, but somehow, Leni just ignored everything he was saying and kept doing what she was doing. Lincoln was annoyed by how Leni was completely oblivious his sister was to his cries.
Leni has always been a ditzy, air-headed blonde, but now Lincoln couldn't tell if she just couldn't hear him because of his tiny voice or if she could hear him but was just ignoring him on purpose like she didn't care about what he said, like how Lincoln sometimes feels is the exact way that all of his normal-sized sisters treat him.
She pulled out a miniature coat rack with lots assorted clothes on it. They were all pretty colorful, with most of them also looking rather frilly, and all made for someone his size. "I made these clothes just for you Linky. And now, it's dress-up time!" Leni said in a sing-song tone.
Leni then stripped Lincoln of his current clothes, leaving him in only his underwear. Lincoln's face quickly turned as he covered himself in embarrassment. But that didn't last long as Leni began putting the tiny clothes on him.
Lincoln felt like one of Lola's dress up dolls as Leni kept changing his clothes and putting one of hers on him, while he was completely powerless to stop her.
"Ooh. How about this one, Linky?" Leni said putting Lincoln in a lavender suit. "Or maybe this one?" Lincoln was then wearing an Alice in Wonderland dress , once again blushing in embarrassment. "Hmm. No wait. This one!" She said putting Lincoln in a maid's outfit. "Or maybe this?" Lincoln was now sporting a light blue sundress and hat. "No. This one's way cuter." Lincoln was then dressed up as flamenco dancer.
After so many outfits, the rack was nearly cleaned out. Lincoln felt so helpless right now. He tried to resist, but no matter what, with Leni's size advantage, Lincoln could do nothing except let Leni treat him like a toy that she could treat however she wanted, bringing his spirits down even further.
"Wait! I've got it! This dress is perfect for you, Linky." Leni startled Lincoln as she put one final outfit on him that just proved his point about how she felt about him. It was a frilly pink dress with a matching pink bow that made Lincoln look like a debutante at a ball.
This look made Leni squeal with excitement as she once again snatched Lincoln up into her arms and squeezed him lovingly against her cleavage. "Oh, Linky, look at you! Now you're even more adorable!" She yelled with joy, making Lincoln just feel really uncomfortable.
"OMGosh, Linky! You're so cute that I could just keep you like this forever, carry you around in my purse and take you with me where ever I go!" The very thought filled Lincoln with a sense of uneasiness, and a little bit of nausea. "And you know what? You're so cute that I could just-In fact, I will!"
Leni held Lincoln up to her face and gave him a big kiss. He was pressed up against her giant lips feeling himself get sucked on and completely engulfed by the giant slabs of wet flesh. Lincoln blushed a little bit after that kiss, but his blush quickly faded as Leni was now smothering him with an endless barrage of passionate kisses. "No, Leni! Stop!" Lincoln shouted.
But once again, his pleas were completely inaudible to Leni as she kept engulfing Lincoln in her lips one kiss after another. "Oh. I almost forgot, Linky." Leni said before applying red lipstick onto her lips to give Lincoln even more of a giant smooching experience. "Pucker up, cutie!" Lincoln saw the red lips coming straight for him as the endless onslaught of sisterly love continued, now with Lincoln getting smothered and smeared in red lipstick and a bit of Leni's saliva.
One mushy smooch after another and Lincoln was beginning to get severely disoriented. "Please, Leni. Stop." He said in a weakened tone as the kissing kept going. Lincoln felt more like a pet to Leni than a little brother, as if he wasn't even human. And with each lipstick kiss, everything in his vision grew red along with the lipstick as he began to go numb until, eventually, he blacked out.
Lincoln passed out once more until he started coming to. He started regaining his consciousness and didn't feel anymore soft, gushy lips touching him anymore. Lincoln slowly opened his eyes as he got up on his feet. Considering what he's been waking up too already, Lincoln decided to just ignore any feelings of fatigue he may have had and just looked around to see if any of his giant sisters were anywhere to be seen. "What is going on here?" He said nervously gripping his head wondering why he was suddenly being bombarded by threatening images of his family.
Lincoln found himself in the living room standing on the chair. "Oh. It was all just a dream. I must've dozed off when I landed on the chair." He sighed in relief. But then Lincoln noticed something was still off about his current predicament. He wasn't wearing the suit that Lisa made him. "Wait a minute. Where's my suit?!" He asked in shock.
He also noticed that he was still at his even smaller size. "And if I'm not even wearing Lisa's suit anymore, why am I still the size of rice grain?!" He asked in a panic. Yes, it was true. Even without the protective exo-suit that Lisa gave him, Lincoln was shrunken even further to the size of a bread crumb.
As Lincoln was in the middle of processing what was going on, his senses were rattled as he heard footsteps coming from the other room. Luckily for him, though, he was on the chair this time instead of the floor, so there was no way he would risk getting stepped on like all the times before.
"Mom?" He said as he looked at the approaching giantess in surprise. That's right. The person coming into the living room was none other than the matriarch of the Loud family, Lincoln's mother, Rita Loud. And just like with all of his sisters who towered above, she was like a walking Empire State Building to the tiny boy. However, instead of his usual fear and paranoia at the sight of one of the many gigantic females in his family, Lincoln felt a sense of salvation as he thought his mother would be his only hope for survival.
For poor Lincoln, hanging out with any of his much bigger sisters, younger or older, was sometimes a fight to stay alive. But with his mother, Lincoln felt a little more safe around her. True, she would treat him in a similar manner as his sisters at times, but unlike them, her love for her son made her take it easy on him. While also being oblivious to Lincoln's invulnerability, she tends to hold off on the way she handles Lincoln by giving him his needed personal space, while still making sure that he's always safe from harm. Rita knew how dangerous the world could be for someone at Lincoln's size, so she always made sure he was safe and comfortable anytime he was with her, unlike how some of the girls tend to go overboard with how they treat Lincoln.
That's why whenever he was with his mother, Lincoln could feel more relaxed and not have to worry about being overly nuzzled or squeezed like a toy. So now, he felt as if he was saved when he saw the gigantic Rita Loud coming from the kitchen into the living room. It must've been early in the morning as Rita was currently wearing her pink morning robe while holding a mug of coffee and had a blank stare on her face, complete with little bags under her eyes.
"Mom! Hey, mom! Down here! It's me, Lincoln!" Lincoln shouted while waving his arms so that his mother could see him. But it was useless as the matriarch of the Loud family was too tired to even look down on the couch to notice her tiny son on the seat. Lincoln kept trying to call to his mother as she approached the chair he was standing until he started running out of breath. Panting with arms down, Lincoln looked up at his towering mother and saw just how much bigger she was compared to all of his sisters. From his perspective as a would-be dust-mite, Rita's height was greater than Lori's or even Leni's height, and they were the oldest of the kids. But they were just the kids, the adults looked like even bigger skyscrapers to the tiny boy.
Lincoln managed to get his breath back just in time to look up and it was at that moment that all of his hope quickly vanished once he saw what his mother was about to do. He saw his mom walk up close to the chair he stood on and the she quickly turned around showing showing Lincoln her ginormous rear end. "No. Mom! No, don't do it!" He yelled begging for mercy as he realized that she clearly didn't notice him and was about to sit on the chair that he was currently perched on. The scared micro's face turned pale with fear as he saw that his mother was about to sit down on the chair and plant her gigantic buttocks right on top of her only son, crushing him like the bug that he always felt that he is.
Out of sheer terror of being squished under his mother's fanny, Lincoln ran to the back of the chair as fast as his tiny legs could carry him. He ran to the back of the couch, just at the bottom of the back rest, far enough to avoid his mother's rear before it made contact with the seat. If Lincoln ran to the side of the chair at the armrests, it would've been nearly impossible to avoid getting squashed thanks to his mother's wide hips.
However, even though Lincoln just narrowly survived being smushed by his mom's butt, he wasn't safe just yet. The impact from Rita's buttocks hitting the chair had enough force to propel Lincoln off the seat and into the air. Rita sat down pretty hard and sent Lincoln flying right over her shoulder. Luckily for the white-haired hero, he managed to land right on top of his mother's right shoulder.
"Whoa. That was too close." Lincoln said noticing where he was now. Lincoln said noticing where he was now. Lincoln looked and saw he was standing on his mom's shoulder. From there, he could see her humungous head right above him. It was like standing under the big ball as it was about to drop on New Years' Eve. "Wow. Who knew mom had such a big head?" He wondered. "Then again, I guess it would only look that big from my perspective. I've got to get her attention somehow." As Lincoln thought of a way to get his mother to notice him, he turned and saw the answer right in front of him. "That'll work."
He looked up with confidence as he saw his mother's hair. Lincoln jumped up from the shoulder and quickly caught a lock of her blonde hair holding onto it like the rope that it was shaped like. "Now all I need to do is get climbing." He said holding on tighter to hair as he began his climb to reach his mother's ear. Lincoln kept a firm grip ascending up the hair slowly finding his way to his mother's right ear canal. "Okay. Here we go!" Lincoln got right in front of the ear and swung from the hair rope like Tarzan on a vine. It was a close call but he managed to land right in front of the tunnel that was Rita Loud's ear lobe. "Whew. Nailed it." He said triumphantly.
Lincoln stood up and looked into the entrance of his mom's ear canal. Walking in to get a closer look, he was now staring into his mother's ear which, from his point of view, looked like a gigantic, fleshy cave. The walls were covered in flesh and lined with Rita's earwax, with puddles of it on the ground and mounds of it dripping from the top of the cave. There were also small strands of hair sticking out from the sides of the walls. "Wow. So this is what an ear looks like from the inside. Awesome!" He shouted in amazement.
With Lincoln in his mother's ear, his loud scream of joy did not go unnoticed as she heard a loud shriek and widened her eyes in sudden surprise. "Huh? Did someone say awesome?" She said as she turned her head in confusion looking for anyone around who could've uttered what she just heard. However, her confusion increased as she saw nobody in her vicinity who could be the culprit. "That's strange. I must be hearing things. Too much coffee. Yeah, that's it." She said returning to her original position.
Lincoln could also hear his mother's voice from inside her earwax-filled cave and decided to reply and get her attention. "Hey mom! It's me, Lincoln!" He shouted. Rita's confusion returned as the voice in her head returned. "Where is that coming from?" She asked as the voices she heard in her head were beginning to irritate her.
"No mom! It's me Lincoln! I'm in-" Lincoln was cut off as he felt a sudden shake in the ear that knocked him to the ground. "Must be something in my head. Get out!" Rita was banging her right ear with her hand in agitation, which caused the ear canal Lincoln was in to shake like an earthquake.
"No mom! Stop!" He shouted. But his faint cries for help fell on deaf ears as Rita kept banging her ear. When it didn't help, she put her coffee mug in her right hand, turned her head to left, and stuck her left pinky finger into her ear lobe.
As Lincoln got up, he felt the cave shaking once more. "Now what?" He asked in worry. But then, he turned around and saw something that he felt would be the end of him. "Uh oh!" He screamed as he started running away from the giant finger coming toward him. As Lincoln ran, Rita's head tilted to the side, which resulted in the ear canal inclining at a steep angle. This resulted in Lincoln losing his balance as the angle of the cave rose and caused him to fall back toward the giant finger. "No! No! NO!" He screamed.
However, as Lincoln fell back, the finger began to retreat back out of the ear, and with the cave's angle, Lincoln fell right out of Rita's ear along with it. Lincoln fell down Rita's chest and thought he was done for until... *splash*
"Ah, that's better." Rita sighed in relief, no longer hearing an annoying voice in her right ear. But as she was relaxing in the chair again, Lincoln's next landing was not too fortunate this time.
Lincoln found himself submerged in a rather dark and warm liquid and tried to swim out of it quickly as he couldn't hold his breath for much longer. He swam up to the surface gasping for air. *cough* "Now where am I?" He asked in worry. Lincoln looked around and saw a brown ocean that looked like it went on for miles along with a tall wall that could be where it ended. "What is this place? What is this stuff I'm swimming in? The small boy wondered and took a sip of the liquid he resided in only to spit it out, disgusted by the taste.
"Wait a minute. This coffee." He said realizing what he fell in and then was struck with great fear as he also learned exactly what kind of predicament he was in. "That means." He said nervously and then looked up to see Rita's towering body right above him, with her face slightly obscured by her large breasts. "I'm in mom's coffee cup?!"
Lincoln was filled with terror knowing that he was now about to become part of his mother's morning breakfast coffee. And his terror increased even further when he felt the cup being elevated as Rita was about to take a sip. "I'm here mom! It's me, Lincoln!" Lincoln screamed waving his arms in the coffee, but as usual, it was all for nothing as his mother couldn't hear a word he said.
"No mom! DON'T DRINK ME!" He screamed even louder, but to no avail as Rita tilted the mug closer to her mouth. As Rita opened her mouth wide, Lincoln could see where he was headed, straight into his mother's awaiting maw. Her massive lips touched the rim of the mug as she tilted it at a higher angle.
The coffee in the mug started flowing into her gaping maw and Lincoln tried to swim in the opposite direction to avoid becoming a part of his mother's daily caffeine intake. He turned his head back for a second and screamed for help once he saw what was ahead. The mouth looked like a gigantic vortex that was sucking all of the coffee into the dark abyss that was his mom's gullet. Lincoln tried as hard as he could, but in the end, the current of the flowing coffee was too strong and he sank in the coffee and then resurfaced only to be sucked with the coffee into his mother's voracious mouth.
"Nooo!" He screamed as he was swept into Rita's mouth and saw the dark pit that was her throat up ahead.
Lincoln felt like this was how his mother really saw him. He came out of her body like all of his sisters, but as the only boy in the family, he was born so different from them. It was as if his mother didn't want him, like reproductive system was a factory that produced the kids inside her and he was labeled as the factory reject that was meant to be sent back to where it came from. As Lincoln fell down his mother's throat into the darkness that awaited him below, he blacked and accepted his fate, hoping that it wouldn't be too bad for him.
"Ahh!" All of a sudden, Lincoln screamed as he found himself in some unknown location. He was panting heavily and sweating as he looked around. "What was that? Where am I?" He asked in confusion. It only took him a second to also notice that his suit was still on. "Hey, my suit!" Lincoln fell on his back in relief and sighed realizing what was happening to him. "It was all just a dream."
Indeed, the giant Lynn that wanted to squish him like the bug that he was, the giant Leni that kept suffocating and squeezing him with love and her affectionate hugs and kisses, and the giant Rita that nearly swallowed him with her morning coffee, all of it was just a dream that he was having after crashed trying to avoid getting eaten by the family canary, Walt. "I must've gotten knocked out after Walt was chasing me. Yeah that's it." He said. However, Lincoln looked around again trying to make light of where he currently resided. "Now...Where am I?"
To be continued.
Okay, so I think this chapter is coming along well. I thought of giving a little bit more detail of how Lincoln's family feels about him being small. I decided to add in a crazy dream in this chapter of how some of his family wanted to treat him and I thought it was pretty accurate. Now, I want to ask you readers something. I think I've been having second thoughts about writing this story. It seemed fun at first but now I'm beginning to question whether it's worth writing or not. I was hoping to put this into a few canon episodes and have Tiny Lincoln meet some of the family's friends while I'm at it but now I'm not so sure. Let me know what you guys think. If you want me to continue with this story, then that's just great.
Also, please provide me with some of your ideas and requests for chapters in this story. Make a list and send them to me in the comments if you want and I'll consider them. Thank you