After a marathon of love making that left Clair totally spent she laid her head on her husband's shoulder and decided to ask how Otto was spared from prison. Happy had no problem telling his wife. She trusted him with her entire life, fortune, and the fact that she had an uncle out there somewhere that she wanted to know after losing her parents.
"Shit was going down and Clay wanted him to steal a car and shoot at some ATF Agents. I said maybe we should all just cool it and do a wait and see. I was right. They didn't have shit then and now Luanne is still with her husband and they are both very happy. Now we have this ATF on our asses, but like before they don't have shit. So this time it's the same thing. They don't have shit. Don't give them anything." said Happy.
"I don't know shit anyway so I'm all good." said Clair.
"I want you to have full disclosure. I want us to be able to talk about shit no matter what." said Happy.
"I'm falling in love with you. Hard, Happy Lowman Teller." said Clair as Happy took her once again in their apartment at the clubhouse. That was enough to knock both of them out for the night. Clair had fallen asleep clinging to her husband, and her husband clinging to her.
She had no idea what time Happy left to go to Tacoma, but when Clair awoke her husband was gone. Rolling over she groaned and pulled the covers over her head as she heard banging on the door.
"WHAT!" Clair yelled.
"Funtown. Lets go. Get up get up get up sleeping beauty!" Tig called. He was still reeling from the night before and wanted to know one way or the other if Clair was indeed his niece.
"Ugh!" she wasn't a morning person at all, especially after being up all night having marital relations with her husband. At times Clair could be a downright bitch.
"Go fuck a cactus!" Clair called. Tig snickered to himself. That was definatly Ally coming out. His twin wasn't a morning person at all, and sounded like Clair Teller was the same way.
"Shouldn't have stayed up too late being a newly wed and getting dicked!" Tig called.
"You're just fucking jealous because you didn't get any ass last night because you were too drunk to get it up!" Clair shot back. Bastard. She wanted to knock the shit out of him.
Oh that was Ally. Tig thought to himself. No subject was off limits and she could be as perverted as him at times, and it seemed like Clair could roll with the punches and fire back with an insult herself. She was definatly a good pick for the Tacoma Killa. Tig was more than convinced that Clair was his niece. And add the fact how ironic it was that John Teller's sister's daughter was Clair's college roommate. She was meant to be in that family.
"Tig what are you doing?" Gemma asked.
"Trying to get Clair to get her ass out of bed." said Tig.
"I'll get her up. She can ride with me and Tara is meeting us when she gets off of work. Tig I'm sure Happy and Clair were up late since they are newlyweds." said Gemma.
"I can still fucking hear you guys!" Clair called! Gemma and Tig just laughed.
Tara had checked on Abel and then did two surgeries and then was on a quick break before she left to meet up with Gemma, and Happy's wife along with all of the others at Funtown. Gemma and Luanne and Clay and Otto were going to be there along with all of the other sons.
As Tara walked along she was broken out of her thoughts when her phone rang. Pulling it out of her pocket she answered it.
"Hello." said Tara."
"I'm glad I'm not sick. You are one hard doctor to get in touch with. Tar Tar baby I love you. Please give me another chance."
Tara hung up the phone. How in the hell did Josh get her number? He had connections and now he probably knows that she was back in California. Son of a bitch! Couldn't anything go right for her. She already made up with Gemma and now Josh was trying to ruin things for her. She had to talk to Hale and Jax. She just had to.
Clair was sipping on a sweet tea with a couple shots of Rum in it while watching Jax, Bobby, Juice, and Tig on a kiddy roller coaster. She wasn't into kiddy rides so she just watched and observed, and laughed at their antics. She loved the spinner though. She loved big kid rides, but her brother in law and the other club members were being silly.
Oh it also seemed like Jax was too chicken shit to go on the big rides. She had to give her brother in law a lot of shit about that.
Clair was glad she went because she was having fun. When the boys got off the ride she hugged all of them and she gave Tig a look when he grabbed her glass of chugged it before gagging.
"What the shit is this?" Tig asked. Okay this was definitely a chick drink and he felt like he was ready to throw up. He was trying to figure out how to broach the subject about his twin sister Ally, and the possibility of Clair being his niece.
"Sweet tea with a little extra in it." said Clair.
"I thought it was a beer!" said Tig.
"Nah I prefer Sweet Tea or Lemonade when I'm at places like this." said Clair. "Sometimes I like to add a little extras." she added.
"With what in them?' Tig asked.
"Vodka or Rum." said Clair.
"Okay I've been trying to figure out how to bring this up since dinner last night so I'm just gonna stop pussy footen around and just say it. Allison Trager is my twin sister. Though I don't know for sure, but I suspect you are my niece because of not only the but my sister was the only one who knew about my true love and the accident." said Tig not holding back.
"Shit! Alex mom told me everything about the way mom's parents treated the both of you. No wonder mom ran off to Tennessee and I'm so sorry about everything you both have been through. My life has been a piece of cake compared to you and mom's." said Clair as Tig just hugged her.
"Not your fucking fault. It was all them. Though I want to know you. I'm your only living relative, besides Dawn and Fawn, and I want to be in your life." said Tig.
"Even if I didn't get crazy and drank so much and partied so hard that I got married in Vegas I still would have tried to find my mom's twin brother. I want to know mom's other half of herself." said Clair. Tig just hugged her and Clair hugged him back before following Jax, and Bobby around. Going to the dunk tank Jax decided to give it a shot.
"What's this? Little biker boys wanna get little clowny wet?" The Clown in the dunk tank taunted as Jax hit once and then twice missing. "Oh whats wrong? Can't get the ball in a little hole? I'm sure your butt buddies know all about that one. "Oh and what about that fine piece of ass!" said the clown giving Clair a lewd look.
Pissed about the remark toward his niece Tig goes. "Oh no that's a bozo no no. Don't ever say shit about my niece again!" he said punching the dunk button, and then followed with the other sons holding his head under the water.
"Guys please I was just messing with you. Please!" the clown begged. Clair and everyone else just laughed at the clown. He had that one coming for being a dickhead.
"Well this is an interesting development I walked in on." said Tara. She was still feeling a bit afraid because of Josh, but she figured that once she told Jax he would help her figure out a way to deal with him.
"Prick had it coming. I would have hit him, but Uncle Tig beat me to it." said Clair. She wanted her only remaining living family member in her life, and she already loved her late mom's twin brother.
Tig was so happy and giddy that his twin's daughter was embracing him. Fawn and Dawn just shut him out, and that was all because of Colleens abusive words and actions. Yes he wasn't perfect, but that bitch poisoned his daughters against him.
"Hey babe." said Jax wrapping his arms around Tara and kissing her.
"Awww you two are so cute together!" said Clair as Bobby nodded in agreement.
"So you want to join your uncle on the Tilt a Whirl?" Tig asked his niece.
"Sure I'd love to." said Clair. After losing her parents she was glad that she found her mom's twin brother and she wanted him in her life. Tig had wrapped his arms around his biological niece and kissed her cheek.
"Love you Clair!" said Tig.
"Love you too." said Clair.
"I'm glad Tiggy found some more of his family. Come on babe lets hit the phone booth." said Gemma.
"Ugh gross mom I don't need to hear about this!" said Jax as he kept his arms around Tara.
"Goals! See I love how you and Clay are Gemma. This is how I'm hoping my marriage is twenty years from now." said Clair.
"Sis I get it, but I don't need to know my mom's or my brother's sex life." said Jax.
"Republican twelve o'clock." said Bobby butting in as the Oswalds came by.
"Hey Elliot." said Clay.
"Clay." said Elliot.
"I wanna go on the spinner." said Tristen.
"You've been on it three times already." said Karen.
"Here take my tickets. I got kicked off cause I was screaming too much and too loud." said Jax.
"Jax is a wimp." said Tara laughing.
"Oh you better watch it!" Jax said tickling her as Tara was just giggling away. Clair smiled seeing the two of them and was wishing her husband didn't have to go to Tacoma to take care of business or whatever business was going on there.
"Go on and be careful." said Karen as the couples started to pair off before Juice came over.
"The Irish are here." said Juice.
"Tara I'm so sorry." said Jax.
"Same with me Clair. I wanted to have fun with my niece, but shit had to come up." said Tig.
"It's okay Uncle Alex. Tara and I can hang out and have fun together." said Clair.
"Thanks for being so understanding." said Tig hugging his niece as Jax kissed Tara before taking off.
"Well Tara looks like it's us now. What do you want to do?" Clair asked.
"Lets ask Tristen to come with us. These carny guys are giving her lewd looks. Not gonna happen if she is with us. We're small enough that all three can get on one car on every ride." said Tara.
"Lets do it! Girl Power and fun at Funtown!" said Clair as they all met up with Tristen. "Hey want to hang out with us? We are not your parents so say whatever. We don't care. We would only tell your parents if you are failing a grade, in danger, or about to do something you would regret." she added.
"Sure I'd love to hang with you guys." said Tristen. Tara, Clair and Tristen hit every ride several times. Neither person was alone, and at the end of the night Ima Tate was raped by someone at Funtown. If it wasn't for Clair and Tara it would have been Tristen instead.
Ima pressed charges and it turned out it was the clown that had been in the dunk tank and David Hale heard him say that he wanted to fuck Tristen and the two people she was with, but he had to settle for some porn slut. He was now in county awaiting trial.
Juice had messed up big time. He didn't sleep for a few days and had passed out from exhaustion on a job and was awoken by David Hale. He was in a diaper and had a sign on his chest that said slightly mentally retarded child please adopt me.
Clair had embraced her marriage and even though Happy had been doing a lot of work in Tacoma she had decided to stay. Uncle Alex helped alot and so did Gemma not being a bitch to her. Clair had exes and been with other men, but nobody was as good in bed as Happy.
Though the one thing she wanted to do was eventually try to get custody of the reason she stayed in her last relationship so long. Those two sweet innocent boys ages 4 and eight, well now they were probably six and ten. She hadn't told her husband yet about what she wanted to do. She needed to wait until they got a little more settled, and then bring it up before talking to a lawyer.
Clair was laying in bed just watching the Real Housewives of Orange County on the evening the day after Funtown she looked up when there was a knock at the door. Seeing it was Tara Clair smiled.
"Hey how is it going. Wanna have a chic reality tv marathon?" Clair asked.
"Can I ask you for your advice?" Tara asked.
"Go for it. What's up?"
"I was with this asshole in Chicago. I thought he was a good guy, but he got jealous and violent, I tried to end it and he started stalking me. I was offered a job as a neonatal surgeon and now think he found me. He called my phone the yesterday before I met you at Funtown." said Tara.
"Honey I've been there, but I was afraid to tell Ronnie, my college roommate and come to find out Jax and Happy's cousin, and my parents. I just took the first flight back to Nashville and I've hid myself away. Then CJ decided to have her batchlorette in Vegas and the rest is history. I had so many walls up, but Happy knocked them fuckers down. How is it with Jax? Tell him and he'll protect you and help you let the walls come down." said Clair.
"He's ATF!" said Tara.
"Doesn't mean he isn't above the law and domestic violence is illegal in all fifty states, and so is violating restraining orders!" said Clair. "I would tell Jax about it and then talk to that Hale fella about the legal issues. He seems like a nice guy." she added.
"I think I will. Thanks. How are you doing?" asked Tara.
"Missing my husband. I wish he would hurry back from Tacoma." said Clair.
"Awww someone is in love!" Tara teased.
"Oh bite me!" Said Clair.
"Hey guys." said Jax walking in and plopping on the bed.
"Do you mind?" Clair asked.
"What I can't watch TV with my girl?" Jax asked.
"In your own apartment or house you can." said Clair.
"You're no fun." said Jax as he laid down in the middle of the large bed and held Tara to him. Clair just shook her head before hitting play on the DVR continuing the show.
A/N: Hope you enjoy!