Well, the Tweebs went on the attack and now...they're about to get nailed for it! And what of Melissa and Candace? And what is the Mean Middleton Posse planning? Let's ROLL IT!
Dr. Ann Possible and her teenage daughter Kim rushed outside to the backyard where the remains of the destroyed washing machine lied. The women of the Possible family were beyond mortified to see the damages caused by Jim and Tim.
"ARRGH! Those blasted Tweebs!" Kim growled, fists clenched and on the verge of a hormone-fueled assault. She crouched down at a safe distance away from the wreckage, observing the damage her twin brothers caused, paying no mind to her period pains. "They've really done it this time! I'm gonna have to do at least 500 hours of babysitting to pay for the damages!" She then turned to her mother. "It's like I said, mom...the Tweebs are worse firebugs than Spencer Shay. Combine their destruction with my period starting up...it's exasperating..."
"Kimmie, I know how obsessed you are with 'iCarly'," Ann said to her daughter, then grinned to herself. "Hmm...perhaps I can punish the boys once the fire department cleans up their latest shenanigans."
Kim loosened her fists and looked up to her mom. "You'll finally teach those dorks a lesson, mom?" she looked upright and looked at her mom in her eyes.
"Sure, honey. I'll make sure the punishment totally fits the crime! Jim and Tim won't know what hit 'em!" Ann said with a grin.
Middleton's bravest - the Middleton Fire Department - came with some of their most powerful engines to put out the blaze and clean up the wreckage.
Robert Donker, the fire chief of Middleton, came up to Ann with a calculator in hand. While he volunteered as a firefighter and was a 25 year veteran of the MFD, his day job was in insurance and always had a calculator on him at all times just in case something like this came up. And when you deal with the Tweebs, chances are it will.
"Well, Mrs. Possible...you're looking at around $800 in damages. And tell those twin terrors of yours to put a lid on those experiments!"
Ann took one look at the bill and fumed with more rage than Elmer Fudd whenever he gets outsmarted by Bugs Bunny. "When James gets home from work, those Tweebs are gonna be so busted! He'll ground the boys so hard that he'll put a stop to their inventions!"
"Mom...I love you, but you're sounding like me when I'm in 'insane sister mode'. Not a good look for you there..."
Ann saw her husband returning from work and heading into the house. James Timothy Possible Sr. was also not in a happy mood and rolled up his sleeves.
"Well...between my period flaring up and my brothers wrecking the place, this is gonna be another crazy night for me," Kim muttered to herself. "At least I get to babysit someone a little different than those dorks..."
Monique rushed up to Kim from across the street, for she also heard the atomic-scale explosion. "Kim, I came as soon as I heard the explosion! What's the 411, girl?"
"This, Mon..." Kim said, pointing to the char-broiled clothes that were in the washer. "A hundred and fifty dollars worth of Club Banana clothes up in smoke, burst into flames!"
Monique gasped, holding a pair of Kim's destroyed jeans as if it were a newborn baby. "Girl...your fashion's gone from must-have to dust! Let me guess...the MMBBOMDs struck again?"
"MMBBOMDs?" Kim replied, confused on yet another piece of Monique-speak.
"Mega-Mutant Brain Brothers Of Mass Destruction," Monique clarified.
"Well, I'd call it a hunch...but you're right on the nose with that one," Kim replied on her major fashion sitch. "Add to it the fact that my period started up right when the Tweebs pulled their shenanigans and the fact that I've got that huge babysitting job in Danville tomorrow..."
"Aw, come on, Kim! Turn that frown upside-down, girl! I bet that right now, your parents are totally suspending those freaks from doing any more inventions!" Monique smiled with blazing confidence. But that confidence faded when Kim got to the babysitting part right as Bonnie walked up to the Possible residence. "Wait...you said that you're gonna do some last-minute out of town babysitting job?"
Kim gave a simple nod of the head.
"Level 5 fashion red alert, Monique?" Bonnie asked, looking towards Monique.
"Definite level 5 fashion red alert, Bonnie!" Monique chimed in.
Half an hour later, James and Ann came back outside, all smiles.
Kim grinned at seeing her parents outside.
"So what's the sitch?" Kim asked with one of her trademark catchphrases.
"Well, Kimmie-cub...looks like we taught the boys a lesson they won't forget any time soon!" James said with a smile on his face.
"Like not making any inventions that mess with my personal property?" Kim smirked, hoping for a verdict in her favor.
"Like presenting them...with two tickets to tomorrow's Middleton Car Show!" James smiled, holding up tickets to Middleton's annual car show.
"WHAT?!" Kim gasped, her jaw dropping. "Why did they...how did they?"
"But-but-but..." Monique stammered.
"Let me get this straight...Jim and Tim set your washer ablaze, destroy Kim's clothing and get rewarded anyway?" Bonnie freaked. "I'm sorry, but to quote Ron...THAT IS SICK AND WRONG!"
"Hmm...looks like Kimberly, Monique and Bonnie are shocked, James..." Ann giggled, seeing the shocked reaction on the girls' faces.
"See! I told you, Ann!" James laughed, elbowing his wife.
Looking back at the girls, Ann gave her explanation why "Let's just say we made a little agreement with the boys..."
(Half an hour earlier - Living Room)
Jim and Tim sat dejected in the living room, awaiting their punishment.
"Timothy Spencer Possible! James Timothy Possible Jr.! You boys are both grounded after what you did to Kimmie-cub's clothes and the washer!" James accused them furiously, giving a Dikembe Mutumbo finger-wag, pointing at the boys. "We've told you time and again - you can use the rocket boosters on any of our other appliances...except for our washer/dryer combo! Ol' Bessie Lou has been in the family for 20 years! Now I don't care that we had to pay $300 for repairs every single time she breaks down. And I don't care if she swerves around the basement floor every now and then. What I do care about is that she was a part of the family and you boys wrecked her!"
"Now you boys are looking at $800 worth of damages! What do you Tweebs have to say for yourselves?" Ann scowled at the twin boys.
"Don't worry, Mom! We replaced the old washing machine..." Tim smiled in the face of his parents, who were on the verge of grounding both him and his brother.
"...with a brand new one!" Jim grinned as he pulled out a small remote from his pants and pushed a blue button.
"What do you mean, boys?" James said, still with a stern look on his face.
A small rumbling was then heard from the basement.
All four of them made their way downstairs to the basement where the old washing machine - Ol' Bessie Lou - once stood.
Tim pointed to a new state of the art washer. "See, we made a new high-tech washer because the old one was too small. That was Bessie Lou's other main issue besides the fact she normally raced with the dryer. Now you can wash up to 19 pairs of jeans comfortably!"
"And", Jim added in proudly, presenting the dryer alongside his brother, "we also improved the dryer so that it'll remain stationary!"
The Tweebs then turned to their parents, pleading for mercy. "Can you please un-ground us?" They then made the saddest Puppy Dog Pouts ever, possibly even sadder than even their sister can muster.
With these reassurances, both James and Ann's anger subsided...for now, at least.
"Well, you two Possibles are, once again, geniuses at what you do best - helping this family save money!" James said in excitement, hugging his twin sons. He then pulled something from his pocket. "And guess what I've got for you boys?"
"Uh...tickets to a comic book convention?" Jim said with a wild guess.
James laughed and showed the tickets to the Tweebs. "Good guess, but no. It's two tickets, for both you boys, to go to the Middleton Car Show tomorrow!"
"Wow!" Tim beamed, taking a closer look at the ticket. "An exhibit featuring over 300 rocket cars!" He pointed the information out to his twin brother concerning a large collection of rocket-powered cars exceeding the speed of a Formula 1 race car.
"And they're showing it all day long!" James pointed out, the grin getting bigger.
"Oooh...Kim will be so shocked when she hears this!" Tim said to Jim with a smile about the reaction of their older sister.
"Hicka-bicka-boo!" Jim replied, nodding his head.
"And hoo-sha!" Tim smiled, high-fiving his brother. "Totally...
"SCANDALOUS!"
When the topic of Kim was brought up, especially her clothing, James and Ann's smiles faded away.
"Oh yeah...about Kimmie-cub..." James said nervously, scratching the back of his shirt. He made a finger motion to his wife to come here to discuss an action plan. They then whispered to each other incoherently.
"Uhhh...any decision yet with our big sister?" Jim asked with some hesitation in his voice.
After a brief moment, the Tweebs got the answer from their father. "Well, after the car show, your mom and I decided to cut the use of your inventions for at least two days. You boys did nearly $200 worth of damages to your sister's clothes and that one we can't let slip by!"
"Fair enough..." Tim said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Okay, we'll tell Kimmie-cub the news!" James said as he and Ann went outside.
(back to the present)
"And that's basically what we did!" Ann explained to her daughter.
Kim sighed in frustration. "Arrgh...at least one good thing came from this - I don't have to spend tomorrow babysitting the Zwombies!"
"Oh, right! Girl, you got that babysitting thing tomorrow in Danville with Bonnie and Ron!" Monique exclaimed, reminding her of the job in the morning.
"Of course I haven't forgotten it! And don't you have to go to CB tomorrow for your shift?" Kim asked her best friend about it.
"Of course! It's VI for business!" Monique agreed before hearing her phone ring. She dug through her sequined red handbag and pulled it out
"VI?" Kim asked, knowing that it was more Monique-speak.
"Very important, girl!" Monique smiled before getting to the phone and going to the back of the house.
Seeing that she was alone with her parents, Kim brought up a good point to her mother about her upcoming job next door in Danville. "I'm wondering about these girls in Danville...what if it doesn't work out?"
"Kimberly Ann Possible, you've helped out so many people since junior high, so this shouldn't be hard for you!" Ann replied with a smile.
"Yeah...you're totally right, mom! It should be no big getting her into the cheer routine!" Kim giggled with confidence.
"Hang on, guys. We're forgetting one variable here - Veruca and her gaggle of miscreants. What are we gonna do about them? What if they've got something planned to try and stop us from helping these girls in Danville?"
That's when it hit Kim. The Mean Middleton Posse was still at large and something had to be done about them. Kim then got an idea. "Bonnie, we could use some backup. If the MMP is gonna cause chaos, then we should fight chaos with chaos. Bonnie, why don't you call in Ashley Armbruster and her crew?"
Bonnie got a smile on her face. "This is gonna be...SCANDALOUS!" she said as she went out back to call in the 4 girls who could make the Mean Middleton Posse's lives a living nightmare - the Ashleys.
"By the way, Kim...have you picked out your clothes for tomorrow?" Ann asked.
"Uhh...uhh..." Kim began to stammer. "Well, I haven't chosen them yet."
"Well..." Ann was about to start on some suggestions when Monique returned from her phone call.
She was jumping for joy and squealing in triumphant jubilation. "Girl, the store manager at CB called me and said I could take the day off tomorrow since I work OT there at night!"
Kim and Bonnie squealed with excitement and delight over the news and hugged Monique. "That's so good news! Bonnie and I so really need backup JIC!"
"Just in case!" Monique smirked. "So I supposed you need to ask your parents?"
"Definitely! Mom!" The redhead smiled before turning to her parents "Mom, Dad, can Monique and Bonnie stay over here for the night?"
"Of course, Kimmie-cub!" James said with a grin. "Monique, Bonnie, make sure you grab whatever you need from your houses, okay?"
"No problem at all, Mr. Possible!" Monique smiled as she headed out for now.
"We'll be back with everything before you know it!" Bonnie added, following Monique out to grab whatever she needed from her house.
"Alright, girls! See you in about an hour!" Kim smiled, knowing that she'll have 2 of her good friends by her side for this job.
(Rockwaller house - 10:20 PM)
Bonnie was gathering what she needed for her sleepover with Kim and Monique when she got her phone out and called in one of her other cheer friends - Ashley Armbruster.
"Ashley, it's Bonnie. Listen...Kim and I are gonna be in Danville helping out some new recruits. But we're worried that Veruca and her gang of miscreants might try to wreck things for us..."
(Armbruster mansion)
Just inside the city limits of Middleton, a sweet blonde, around Bonnie and Kim's age, was by her bedside on her sparkling red vPhone 4.
"You, like, need me and the other Ashleys to, like, keep tabs on the Mean Middleton Posse, cause chaos and, like, make their lives an utter nightmare? Like, just leave it to us, Bonnie! I'll round up the girls and we'll, like, be in Danville tomorrow morning by 8!" the blonde cheerfully replied before revealing herself to be the leader of the Ashleys - Ashley Armbruster. She then started up a conference call with her fellow Ashleys - Ashley Boulet, Ashley Tomassian and Ashley Quinlan.
"Girls, we have some evil cheerleaders to stop! This is gonna be so...SCANDALOUS!"
That's right! The Ashleys from 'Recess' have been called in! Them plus Phineas and Ferb plus Milo Murphy...what kind of chaos will ensue? You'll just have to find out next time! Remember...IT'S MILO'S WORLD AND WE'RE ALL LIVING IN IT!