AN: Another chapter of the commission of fluff! Jaune learns about dating and women, Ruby learns what it means to be a kid and Maria almost looses her hair. Again.
Jaune was not sure if Sienna was trying to say something to him.
"I understand." Jaune lied through his teeth looking at the faunus before him with narrowing eyes. Jaune knew she was trying to say something but he just could not find out what it was!
"As I was saying Jaune! Darling! My ring finger is rather cold if you get my drift. I think that it could use something to warm it up. Constantly." Sienna said golden eyes narrowing on Jaune as he paused. He looked at her finger and stared hard before shaking his head.
"I can get you some gloves for that, don't worry." Jaune felt like he was going to die. No sooner had the words left his mouth than Sienna gave him a death glare that could melt the ice caps. Jaune felt his body begin to sweat as he coughed.
"I am going to say this again Jaune. I have a cold ring finger. I want something to cover it. I want something round and circular with something shiny on the top to cover my ring finger. What could that be?"
"A ring?" Jaune asked as the smile that Sienna gave him could have lit up half of Atlas.
"Good! Now I am asking you for a ring. What does that mean?"
"That I should get you a ring. I know a good store in Argus that sells rings. I will get you one."
"I! Jaune. I am pregnant."
"I will pay child support."
"Jaune I do not want you to pay child support."
"I am thankful but I still want to be involved in the child's life."
"So do I! I also want you to be involved in the child's life!"
"So I am paying child support?" Jaune asked as for some reason he felt like he was in greater and greater danger as Sienna gave him a look to freeze Vacuo. She took a deep breath, the tiger faunus cracking her knuckles on the dining table as she gave him a crooked smile.
"Jaune where you dropped on your head as a child?"
"Yes. Several times."
"I... that was a rhetorical question."
"If you did not want to know why did you ask?"
"I... I don't know if you are messing with me or not but I think I am going to strangle you."
"That is not good for the baby. Would you like to have sex again to calm down?"
"Yes! I mean in due time Jaune. But really! I need you to warm up my ring finger! If you get my meaning! Something that I can use to warm it up and show off?"
"I said I would get you a ring."
"I know that! But I need a special ring!"
"I will get the shiniest ring that they have available."
"That is not the point!" Sienna hissed as Jaune blinked twice. He said nothing before she just sighed.
"Meet me in my room naked and tied to the bed. I have some stress to work out and your face just volunteered."
"I do as I am asked."
"Tia Maria why is Sienna so mad at Jaune?" Ruby asked as she heard Sienna crying Jaune's name through the house. Ruby did not know why they were fighting but it was something that the grown-ups did a lot. Miss Sienna would ask Jaune a question, he would answer it and then she would get mad for some reason. And it ended up with them wrestling and Miss Sienna crying out for Jaune over and over again. Ruby was still not sure why she did not just tap out and let Jaune win. He was a good wrestler after all. He was even teaching Yang how to fight!
"Because Jaune is an idiot Ruby. And he needs to learn how to read a room." Maria said as she smiled at her adopted niece. Ruby frowned at the word idiot as she opened her mouth.
"But I thought we should not call people names?"
"That only applies if they are not what you are calling them Ruby. When Jaune is an idiot and that is often you must be blunt with him or he is never going to learn. Not that I think he can learn but it is something to hope for." Maria said humming as she fixed Ruby some peanut butter crackers. She was secretly burning with jealousy that the faunus had stolen a march on her when it was she that should be riding Jaune ragged!
"The fool will soon learn what I can do! I won't let this chance slip away!"
"What chance?"
"Never you mind Ruby. Just sit back and wait for me to finish your snack ok? I have things to plan and people to ride."
Glynda was a moderate in most areas but on this? This was something that she had decided to go all out with.
Thanks for the help, Glynda. I know that I have moved around too much for the girls already but I think that a home in Vale will be able to settle them a bit.
"Oh don't worry about it Jaune. There is nothing to ask of me that I will not do for you. I just want you to be happy." Glynda said as her plan came into action. It was a simple plan as far as she was concerned. The game was set, Sienna was pregnant with Jaune's child but he was too dense to know that she wanted a wedding ring on her finger. So before that could happen the dean hatched a plan to steal Jaune for herself!
As much as I detest sharing I think that it is better than outright losing him. Glynda thought as she finished her part of her deal. She had secured Jaune a house in Vale a place to raise the children even including the new children that he just decided to scoop up in Vacuo For some reason!
Really Glynda did not know what it was with that man but he just seemed hell-bent on picking up every stray street urchin he found! Not that they were not cute but still! It was an ever-growing list of children that he had adopted and was now caring for! But it was a double-edged sword. While each child did take away Glynda's time with Jaune it also made it so that the other brothers had to take up huntress jobs in the greater Vale area giving her an easy target to get her man to herself!
Glynda was still not sure if they would be a blessing or a curse but she was doing her best to keep her act up!
"Don't worry Jaune and I'll be sure that the applications are accepted. Sienna seems a capable combatant. A bit of a colored past but Ozpin is no stranger to that. I think her and Maria whose reputation speaks for itself will fit well enough here." Glynda stated as she heard Jaune sigh on the other end of the mic.
Thank's Glyn. Since I am going to be a parent soon I really have to think about ways to make money.
"Are you not counting the many children you have adopted?"
Well I am but this is the first kid that's from me. Don't get me wrong I love all of them but I'm a bit nervous. Sienna seems like a good person but she seems insistent on finding a way to warm up her ring finger and I can't for the life of me figure out what that means.
"I don't know if I should scold you or praise you."
Well that is not helpful.
"I was not trying to be. But! In The spirit of forgiveness come along and get back to Vale! You can pay me back over dinner ok?" Glynda asked, asking for a date in the best way possible. Making sure to do it just easily enough that Jaune would not pick up on it and relay it back to that thieving cat burglar! She was going to get her shot at his lower regions and nothing was going to stop her!
Well I have to get going soon. I think Eve tried to cook again and the kitchen is a mess. I don't know how she keeps messing up heating water but it seems that she has a black thumb for this.
"Well, I will see you at Vale then. Until later Jaune goodbye."
Goodbye Glynda and really. Once again thanks for all your help.
"You are most welcome Jaune," Glynda said as she hung up the scroll. She took a deep breath knowing that she had to find a way to make this work! She was putting all of her eggs in the most literal sense possible in a very, very dense basket. And she was not sure that it was going to pay off or come crashing down on her face!
Juniper was going to wring the neck of her eldest son.
"I don't know what he is thinking but I am going to wring his neck!" She said as she picked up the postcard from Jaune. Not only had he adopted two girls from some of his oldest friends he had adopted over seven more children?! Jaune had a practical zoo of children living with him and he was drowning in them! She had to take a deep breath to calm herself as she looked at the postcard and counted the name's out loud.
"Ruby Rose, Yang Xiao-long, Blake Belladonna, Eve Taurus, Ilia Illatoma, Emerald Susatrai, Pyrrha Nikos,Nora Valkyrie,Lian Ren,Cinder Fall? What kind of name is that? Steele Black and that's it for now? How do you have that many children!?" Juniper asked as she looked at the eight children that Jaune had at eleven grandchildren that she had not met!
The boy was going to regret not informing her! She had so many lists to update! Her holiday shopping had just gotten more and more severe and she was long overdue cards on Mother's day from them! She was going to make sure Jaune knew what it meant to be on the wrong end of her belt as she took a swig of wine.
"When I get my hands on you Jaune! I am going to wring that thick neck of yours!" She shouted as she shook her fist in the air and wondered if any of the girls liked the color blue.
Jaune was getting along well with his new place.
"Thank you for this." The woman covered in the long hat said as Jaune nodded. Jaune saw her bow to him as she pushed her shall down covering her skin as Jaune helped her pick up her groceries.
"Sorry for bumping into you like this and no! It's all my fault really! I bumped into you! My name is Jaune Arc and you?"
"Melas." The woman in the funeral gown said as Jaune nodded. He did not know what but there was something mysterious about her.
"I'm your new neighbor so don't hesitate to ask me anything!" Jaune said as Melas nodded.
"I will take you up on that Jaune Arc. Please take time to get to know your daughters. I think that they might be jealous that I am taking up so much of your time."
"Oh, no problem at all! I can get to them at any time ok? They just are upset that they have to go to school some days."
"Oh? If they would like I can help tutor them. You could say that I am a scholar of some regard." Melas said as Jaune saw her hand covered in a white glove placed to her face as she suppressed a giggle. Jaune saw that even though her face covering she was pale. Unholy pale and her eyes seemed red. Something Jaune would have looked into but she was just probably a faunus!
Jaune had to admit Glynda looked good.
"Wow. You look amazing." Jaune said as Glynda licked her lips. She had dolled herself up in the best get-up that she could find. She had a form-fitting black dress and heels that accentuated every aspect of her figure. She licked her lips as she looked Jaune up and down.
Jaune saw her chest pushed out in a wide slit in the center of her dress. Jaune felt his eyes linger just a second too long on her chest as Glynda's bright emerald eyes flickered in amusement as she licked her lips.
"Now you look stunning as well Jaune. I have to say that suit and tux? Well, it looks stunning on you." Glynda said smiling warmly as Jaune flushed.
Reminder. Thank Roman. Jaune thought as he smiled.
"No really. I think that you are the true beauty here." Jaune offered his arm as Glynda instantly took the chance to link arms with his. Making sure to slide the upper part of his arm into her cleavage making Jaune blush as she made sure his arm felt her breasts in full.
There you go just feel my chest! I know that I am better than that thieving cat! I know that you are going to love me in the end but if I have to get a bun in the oven for that to happen so be it. Glynda thought as she licked her lips again as she began to walk with Jaune allowing him to lead her to the Mistral restaurant.
The walk to the restaurant A taste of Mistral was soon over. Jaune walked with Glynda en tow right past the line to the reservation desk where they were ushered to their private table. The restaurant had a strong but pleasant atmosphere to it. There was incense lit all over the area. The entire room smelled of fresh flowers and tea.
The sounds of running water filled the air as several streams flowed in designated parts of the restaurant. The bubbling creeks ran parallel to several tables and the room was lit by several dozen floating lanterns.
That painted a warm but cozy glow to the entire area as Glynda nodded.
"This restaurant is amazing. How did you find the time to get a reservation? I heard it was almost impossible."
"Well let's just say when you know the right people things tend to work out in your favor," Jaune said as he had another favor to thank Roman for when he found the chance to. He walked Glynda to a lone table with twin candles lit already. A complimentary bottle of wine was already on the table and Jaune allowed Glynda to sit down first.
"Why are you such a gentleman," Glynda said as Jaune nodded.
"I think that it is the least that you deserve. After all, you helped me buy a house here! In Vale! One of the most demanding areas and for a good price!
"Now you just have to nail him!" Maria said as she looked at herself in the mirror. She had to admit that she looked good! She was once again a smoking hot huntress that was out to get herself some man meat! She was going to make sure that she got Jaune as soon as that old lady left him alone! Maria was barely in her thirties and she was going to enjoy every second of it! She was going to love every second of her life and enjoy her youth to the fullest! She already had a plan, Jaune comes home like the gentlemen that he is. He is a bit tired from the date that he clearly did not read the signs of a woman telling him that she wanted him in every way shape and form! And after that, they would start up a talk! Some hunter huntress talk and then things would go on! One thing would lead to another and so on and so forth! Soon Jaune was going to be in her bed and she was going to be on top of him doing what she knew what she did best to a man when she had them in her grasp!
"You just have to nail him! You have the body! You have the willpower! You just have to get on top of him and make sure that he knows that he belongs to you!" The woman hissed as she punched the air and-
Knock! Knock! Knock! There was a knocking on the door as Maria paused.
"Hello?" She asked as she looked at the door, she heard a pitter patter of feet as-
"Aunt Maria? Are you there?" Ruby asked as Maria paused she walked over to the door putting on a robe so her lingerie would not give Ruby the wrong idea. SHe walked out to the door and opened it. Ruby was before her in her pink pajamas as she clutched a small teddy bear to her chest.
"Aunt Maria I had a nightmare. Can I sleep with you?" Ruby asked as Maria let out a series of curses that she would have to explain to Ruby later but this was not the time for it!
"Of course you can Ruby. All you had to do was ask me ok?" Maria asked as she let Ruby come to her. She let Ruby walk into the room and Ruby ran to her bed. She jumped into the bed in a shower of red rose petals. She jumped into the bed and pulled up the covers as she waited for Maria to come and join her. Maria held her tongue. All she had to do was make sure that RUby went to bed. It was easy! All she had to do was put her to bed and that was it! Soon Maria was going to have Jaune all to herself and there was nothing in the world that could stop her!
The next morning Glynda woke up to a sight that she had been looking forward to for many a year.
"I did it." She said as she looked down at a naked Jaune Arc. Jaune was naked and sleeping under her. His body heaving up and down as he breathed in his sleep. Glynda had done it! She took Jaune out and after four bottles of wine, she was able to make him see her as a woman, and now that he had seen her as a woman she was now cuddling in a beautiful post-coital grip on her lover!
She might have gotten you first but I will get you to myself! Glynda thought as she knew that there was a chance that she was not knocked up by just one round of loving. But after what she had done to Jaune there was no way that she was going to be a one-off thing with Jaune? Glynda knew that there was no way that Jaune was going to look at her like just another woman! She was now a lover with a firm grip on his life! She had learned what every bit of him looked like! She had learned Jaune in more ways than most and she was going to keep him!
"I can't believe it took this long for us to do this," Glynda said as she planted a kiss on his neck. She licked his neck as thoughts that would get her banned from several school yards filled her mind as she cuddled with Jaune as she felt his arms around her. Pulling her closer to him as the naked adults had finally connected in the way that they were meant to.
In the next room down the hall, there was another issue that was surfacing.
When Maria woke up she was confused. At first, she thought her plan had gone on without a hitch. She thought that she had gotten away with the plan of having Jaune all to herself. She was in her bed just as planned. She was in her room. She had a warm feeling on her chest but that was not right.
It is not big enough. Maria thought as she looked down to see a messy mop of reddish blackish hair before her. Ruby was on her chest cuddled up to her and sleeping soundly. Ruby was sleeping her nightmare off as Maria bit back a silent scream.
I GOT COCK BLOCKED BY A CHILD!? Maria thought as she looked down. Ruby had come to her room last night! All of the memories of the night before flooded back into her! She remembered exactly what she was supposed to do. And she remembered all how Ruby had come to her in the middle of the night with her eye's puff and her normal knees shaking. She had offered her the bed and had fallen asleep waiting for Jaune to come back and she missed her shot!
An: Glynda made her move and Maria has to find her grove! The next update is the Apprentice so stay tuned! And thanks for reading!