Chapter 5

DIO was on the floor because Diavolos explosion shocked him so muhc that he fell because of the surprise NOT BECAUSE HE WAS DAMAGE BY SUCH A PUNY EXPLOSION THAN CAN ONLY BREAK A WALL AND NOT A PLANTE!

"I will kill you" said Diavolo calmly being intimidating

(A.N. SORRY GUYS I HAVE BEEN A LOT OF TIME READING WIKIPEDIA AND I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT DIAVOLOS STAND DOES SO HE WONT USE IT SORRY GUYS!)

Diavolo started walking menacingly and he brabed DIO by the neck when his arm was long enough to reach for him.

"I challenge you to a mafia duel" intimidate Diavolo throwing DIO to a side of the room and then he left the room walking slowly.

DIO spitted a lot os blood which was like puking for a vampire because vampires eat blood but this blood wasnt gross because it didnt have puke liquid and it was just normal blood so DIO hold the blood in and he swallowed it back tasting the delicious blood and then he walked outside towards Diavolo.

"Shoudl be follow them?" asked Speedwagon shaking because he was scared so he grabbed himself to stop shaking to not look like a coward.

"YEAH DUDE THIS WILL BE COOL!" screamed Yown with excitement running to see the mafie duel and everyone followed him.

When they were outside everyone was hungry because it looked like it was going to be interesting and you cant see something interesting without eating so Erina started sewing a burger for Yown and a british salad for Jonathan and some popcorn for Speedwagon, except Yown was so hungry he couldnt wait for the burger to be sewed so he ate it unsewed and it was like eating a thread because it was basically a thread and thread isnt tasty guys believe me, so Yown spitted it and he waited for the burger to be done.

"I, the great Diavolo, will explain the rules of the duel. We will do three trials and whoever wins more trials gets to be the leader of the mafia. But if you lose you will be killed by the winner" explained Diavolo giving a gun to the referee so he can shoot to scare the birds of the running track and they can run without obstacles, except tehy werent going to run because that would be boring but the referee still neded a gun.

"This looks like it is going to be an interesting mafia duel!" said slightly loud… KAKYOIN WHO WAS THE COMENTATOR WITH JOTAOR BECAUSE THEY WERE ALREADY HEALED!

"Yes" replied Jotaro and everyone laughed because he was the funny comentator.

"It looks like the first game is about to being! Who will win the bullet run?" commentated Kakyoin because he was the commentator.

"What is a bullet run?" asked Speedwagon excited eating popcorn really fast because everything was so intense.

"I am glad you ask" answered Kakyoin "Jotaro, would you like to explain?"

"Yes" said Jotaro turning slowly to look at the camera and everyone laughed again "In this game both particiapnts have to run through a dark ally faster than a bullet and they will we shoot by the referee so they also have to dodge the shoots. Whoever reaches the goal first and has less bullets in themselves wins" (THATS WHY THE REFEREE HAS A GUN ALSO SORRY GUYS BUT I COULDNT THINK ANYTHIGN BETTER THAN RUNNING I KNOW I SAID IT WOULDNT HAPPEN BUT IT WAS HARD GUYS SORRY!)

"That is right, Jotaro" confirmed Kakyoin proving that those were the rules and not another of Jotaros funny jokes "And it looks like the race its about to start!" screamed Kakyoin and everyone looked at Diavolo and DIO.

"The race begins in three… Two… One… GO!" screamed the referee who was Mista because he is good shooting at pepole.

DIO and Diavolo started running through the dark alley when DIO was shot in the knee by Mist and he fell on the floor but got up and started runnign really fast because he was a vampire and vampires are fast.

"This is the great Diavolos chance!" thought Diavolo and he used King Crimson to delete the time until DIO reaches the goal (I THINK I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT DOES NOW GUYS LET ME TRY LOL).

"Yes, I, DIO, won" cheered DIO but…

"Not so fast" interrupted Diavolo walking slowly towards DIO because he couldnt be fast because he just said it "You have one bullet one yourself and i do not have any, I, the great Diavolo, have won" smiled Diavolo and DIO raged because he lost because Diavolo tricked him using King Crimson so he cant stop to think about it.

"It looks like Diavolo won this intense bullet race! This leaves the score 1-0 but this is not lost, DIO still has a chance to win!" said Kakyoin while the next round was getting prepared. "The next game is the gunlifter, in this game you have to lift as much guns as you can just like weights!" explained Kakyoin "Oh sorry Jotaro, did you want to explain it?

"Yes" asserted Jotaro

"Well, it is too late to do that because the game is about to begin!" screamed Kakyoin and everyone stared at DIO and Diavolo.

"First level, 20 shotguns" said Mista shooting a bullet to the air so that birds run away and dont make their nest in the guns because that would made the competition ugair.

"Everyone lifted the 20 shotguns! This promises to be an intense gunlifting!" cheered Kakyoiun "Now the participants will have to life 20 shotguns 5 miniguns 50 pistols and 100000 bullets!"

DIO and Diavolo lifted the guns and bullets in an instant and it looks so fast that it looked like King Crimson did it… OR MAYBE HE DID?! Anyways, after lifting it Diavolo did the thing when you put your finger in your neck to show that you ware going to kick them there while lifting the guns with the other hands and DIO did it too expect he touched his brain instead of his neck (LIKE HE DOES IN THE ANIME, REMEMBER?!).

"Both particiapnts lift everything again which lead us to the next round! 7000 pistols 20000 Shotungs 300 minigusn and 800 snipers and also 99999999 bullets will be the next challenge!" comentated Kakyoin.

Both DIO and Diavolo started to lift everything and… THEY STRUGGLED! But like for 15 seconds. Once they were lifitng everythign... DIO STOPED TIME! AND HE USED THE STOP TIME TO THROW DIAVOLOS GUNS TO THE GROUND SO IT LOOKS LIKE HE DROPPED IT AND HE WAS WEAK! That was a really bad thing to do but DIO is evil so it doesnt matter. When the time was unstopped Diavolos guns were on the floor and DIO won the second round.

"That was reall intense!" screamed Kakyoin with emotion but still he looked calm and cool like always.

"Yes" answereed Jotaro "It was so intense i was almost goign to say some intense words like swears but i stopped myself because there are kids watching" said jotaro and then he waved to Boingo who was there and he betted for someone and he always wins bets because he know what happens because his stand is like a manga that sees the future but the bets were private so no one know who will win this.

"Next is the final round, the rock, paper, sciscors, sadly there are not any guns here because we could not find how to put guns here but it is still an intense game of rock paper scisors" explain Kakyoin and the game began.

DIO and Diavolo were standing in the middle of a big battle filed staring at each other like mortal enemies which they kinda were but they werent mortal because no one has died yet. Suddenly… DIO AND DIAVOLO STARTED USING THEIR STANDS AND THEIR STANDS WERE DOING TOCK PAPER SCISSORS!

"ROCK PAPAR ROCK ROCK PAPER SCISSORS PAPERR RCOK PAPER SCISSORS!" they screamed as their rocks clashed against their rocks and their papers high-fived their papers and their scissors touched their scissors. It was so intense THAT THEY STARTE DFLYING AND THERE WERE SUPER WINDS COMING FROM THEIR FIST BECAUSE THEY WERE DOING IT REALLY STRONG AND EVERYONE WAS FLYING AWAY BECAUSE OF THE WIND. THE FLOOR STARTED TO BECOME A CRATER THAT SHOWED THAT THSI WAS REALLY INTENSE! KAKYOIN HAIR WAS WAVING IN THE WIND SO HARD THAT HE HAD TO GRAB IT BECAUSE MAYBE THE WIND WILL PULL IT OUT AND SPEEDWAGON HAD TO HIS BEHING A TREE but his hat wasnt flying away becaue he glued it to his head so he wonht lose it because it because it was so cool he couldnt afford to lose it except he wouldnt be able to throw it to kill guys if he does that so he doesnt do it but this time he did.

"YOU ARE A WORTHY OPPONENT FOR ME, DIO!" screamed DIO while rock paper scissoring Diavolo.

In the middle of the intense battle… DIO DID A ROCK AND DIAVOLO DID A PAPER SO HE GRABBED HIS ROCK AND HE CRUSHED IT AND PULLED AWAY FROM IT SO DIOS ARM AND FIST WERE BROKEN AND HE COULDNT USE THEM but he still has the other arm guys dont worry the epci things havent ended. Then Diavolo did a paper against DIOS scissors so DIO did the same that Diavolo did to him except he only used to fingers because he used scissors. Then they did the epic rock paper scissors more expect with one arm instead of two so ti was half epic until they stopped and talked for a bit.

"We always do draws, I, the great Diavolo, will have to finish this another way" said Diavolo and he moved back a bit without stopping to look at DIO.

"I, DIO, think the same" said DIO and he did the same thing as Diavolo.

"This will be the last hit" asserted Diavolo and then they both stopped moving back.

They looked at each other for a while and then... THEY STARTED RUNNING TOWARDS EACH OTHER WITH A LOT OF INTENSITY AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY EPIC GUSY IT WAS SO REALLY FUCKING EPIC!

"ROOOCK!" they both screamed and their fists clashed in the sky and there was a super strong wind because the hit was really strong.

"That was really intense but it is not over. They are still clashing their rocks in the air!" said Kakyoin and everyone started in awe at Diavolo and DIO to know who wins.

Their fist were starting to crack and doing cracking sounds but they didnt stop the rock at any time, a lot of cracks later… DIOS ROCK BROKE AND HE TURNED INTO DUST AND DIAVOLO WENT THROUGH THE DUST AND IT WAS REALLY EPIC AND HE LOOKED REALLY COOL! After that DIO and Diavolo fell to the floor.

"AND DIAVOLO WON! THE MAFIA IS HIS!" screamed Kakyoin opening a bottle of champagne to celebrete because that is waht people do to celebrate things but Kakyoin still looks cool and serious but he was smiling a bit.

"You were a good opponent, DIO" said Diavolo turning his neck to look at DIO and after saying that he turned his neck back to look forwars and he started walking to his mafia mansion.

"WOW GUYS THAT WAS SO COOL!" screamed in amaze Yown because he jsut saw the best fight in the world and also because he won the bet because he betted for DIO "NOW I HAVE A LOT OF MONEY GUYS LOOK!" smiled Yown showing the 1000000 pounds he won in the bet and that Boingo won too which were like 65000 dolars (I SEARCHED IT IN GOOGLE GUYS TRUST ME!).

After claiming their money Yown and the guys went to Kakyoins and Jotaros house and DIO went to his Egypt mansion after spending like 50 hours healing from the lots of wounds Diavolo made to him and Diavolo went to his mafia house to sit on his mafia throne to make everyone know that that is his mafia.

"Now we have a lot of money" said Speedwagon tounching all the dollars.

"Yes, you do" said Jotaro because they were in their house.

"Individuals, now i want to observe the station" said Jonathan.

"YEAH WE SHOULD BUY A TV!" screamed Yown picking up the money and going to a TV shop that was near them.

"What do you want?" asked the TV shop assistant.

"We want the biggest and better TV you have" said Speedwagon doing like a rainbow with his hands to show that he wanted it really big.

"WE HAVE THE MONEY!" explained Yown slamming all the money against the counter.

"Oh! That is a lot of money!" said the TV shop assistant examining the money with a monocle to know if its fake or not and it was not fake because it was of Yown.

"We want that television" said Erina pointing at the best TV that was there but… THE TV WAS A BOMB! (OH MY GOD GUYS SO UNEXPECTED!)

"WHAT?!" screamed everyone in the shock when… THE TILES OF THE FLOOR EXPLODED TOO BECAUSE THEY WERE BOMBS AND EVERYONE FELL UNCONSCIOUS EXCEPT THE ASSISTANT BECAUSE THE ASSISTANT… WAS KIRA! (GUYS HE IS KIRA! REMEMBER HIM?!)

"That is really a lot of money" said Kira menacingly putting away his monocle in the pocket of his jacket and grabbing all of Yowns money "I will take it" smiled Kira and he ran way with all of the money.

-Some hours later-

Yown and the guys were woken up by Kakyoin and Jotaro.

"What happened?" questioned Yown grabbing his head to check if it was blown away by the xplosion and it was still there.

"We found you unconscious in a TV shop so we healed you and took you here" explained Kakyoin and Jotaro noded.

"OUR MONEY!" screamed Speedwagon waking up from the coma "KIRA STOLE IT!"

"WE HAVE TO FIND HIM TO GET OUT MONEY BACK" screamed Yown running out of Kakyoins and Jotaros house grabbing everyone and leaving them so privacy.

"Where could he reside?" questioned Jonathan searching everywhere.

"I will sew a car to look for him faster!" said Erina and she sewed a car and everyone got in there.

Yown started driving everywhere screaming Kiras name which was Kira to look for him but he didnt come out because he was a coward or maybe because he didnt hear them i dont know.

Suddenly someone was in the road so Yown had to stop the car to not run over him.

"I know how to find Kira" said the guy on the road that was… POLNAREFF (THE FRENCH GUY!) "I want to find him too because he stole my magic arrow that makes everyone stronger, let me join you."

(WOW WHAT A CHAPTER IT WAS REALLY FUCKING EPIC LIKE SUPER REALLY FUCKING EPIC GUYS SPECIALLY THE FIGHT BETWEEN DIO AND DIAVOLO THAT PART WAS SO EPIC I EVEN SCREAMED SOMETIMES BECAUSE OF HOW EPIC IT WAS GUYS. IF YOU WANT MORE EPIC THINGS WAIT FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER ;))