(Somewhere in Royal Woods. Luna's roadie, Chunk, walks out of a music store carrying a few instruments. As he gets to his van, puts the instruments inside.)
Billincoln: Hey, Chunk!
Chunk: (turns around and sees Billincoln) Oh, ello gov'ner. You're Luna's little brother, right?
Billincoln: Right as rain! Listen, I got a favor to ask to you.
Chunk: No can do, Máté. I promise your sister I help her find her a gig later this week. Sorry.
Billincoln: That's okay.
Chunk: You sure, Máté?
Billincoln: Of course! (closes his eyes) Because I was hoping that you would say that. (opens his eyes making them glowing red and his hand starts glowing red too)
Chunk: (frightened a little) Uh, you okay there, Li-
(Before Chunk could finish, Billincoln snaps his fingers making Chunk twitch. As Chunk was twitching, his eyes start glowing slightly red and eventually stops twitching. Chunk was now one of Billincoln's mindless slaves.)
Billincoln: Now I'll ask again. Want to help me out?
Chunk: (mindless) Yes, master.
Billincoln: Good boy! Now let's go find me some more recruits! Shall we!?
Chunk: Yes, master.
Billincoln: Oh, and before we go, toss this junk out. (points at the instruments)
Chunk: Yes, master. (grabs the instruments and tossed them out of the van. While the hypnotized Chunk got in the van, Billincoln pulled out a lighter and caused the instruments to burn out. As Chunk and Billincoln drove off, he threw a vat of gasoline at the fire. At a safe distance, Billincoln watched as an explosion happened. He laughed to himself loudly.)
Billincoln: This is always my favorite part about explosions!
(They arrived at the Royal Woods Park. It shows Lincoln's gym teacher, Coach Pacowski, coaching football to some boys from the Athletic Club. The quarterback accidentally throws the football out of bounds. Billincoln catches the football. Coach Pacowski and the Athletic Club run towards Billincoln as they were impressed by his catch. Billincoln pops the football and throws it at Coach Pacowski's face. Livid, Coach Pacowski wipes the deflated football from his face and growls at Billincoln. The entire Athletic Club growls as well. Just before the Athletic Club was about pulverize Billincoln, he blinks, making his eyes glow red and snaped his fingers. He now controls the controls the minds of Coach Pacowski and the entire Athletic Club. Billincoln makes a hand gesture, commanding them to follow. Next, shows Hawk and his friend Hank from the Hazeltucky Hockers football team eating snacks in their treehouse. Two of them heard buzzsaw sounds from outside. They looked at each other wondering what's going on. Before they know it, the tree falls demolishing the treehouse with Hawk and Hank still inside. They both popped out of the rubble and shook off the pain. They heard a whistle from the distance and see Billincoln holding a chainsaw. Billincoln waves at them as a taunt. Hawk and Hank's blood felt cold and tried to run away from him. Billincoln spins around, does a pose, makes his eyes glow red and snaps his fingers before Hawk and Hank could reach him. Now mind controlled, Hawk and Hank follow Billincoln out.)
Billincoln: Wow. Who knew gathering the right slaves for this job will be easy?
(Later, the Store Manager of Super Mart polishing an apple and puts it on top of the other apples, forming a pyramid. His moment of achievement was interrupted when he notices Billincoln. Billincoln pulls an apple from the very bottom making the rest collapse on top of the Store Manager. The Store Manager pops out of the pile apples. Just as he was about to say something, Billincoln's eyes glow red and snaps his fingers before the Store Manager could say anything. Just like Billincoln's other victims, the mind-controlled Store Manager follows Billincoln out of the store. Next, shows one of Lincoln's classmates, Chandler, was walking around in the Royal Woods Mall. Chandler heads to the boy's bathroom. As Chandler opened one of the bathroom stalls, he was surprised to find Billincoln in one of them. Billincoln raises his eyebrows at him. It cuts to Billincoln walking out of the boy's bathroom with a mind-controlled Chandler following him.)
Billincoln: Looks like my army seems complete! (ponders) But, wait. I might need more than strength in my army. Last time I had something like this back in Gravity Falls, they were easily outwitted by the Pines since they had more than strength. I'm going to need more slaves to join me, whether they like it or not!
(A few minutes later, Billincoln and his minions were driving off. One by one, he stopped by some neighborhoods. Some of the houses he went inside of included some friends of Lincoln's, including Liam, Rusty, Zach. Billincoln also stopped by some areas where he encountered people like Girl Jordan, Mrs. Johnson, Bratty Kid, and others that Lincoln has associated with. In no time at all, Billincoln walked out of the neighborhood, with a huge group of mind-controlled slaves following him.)
Billincoln: (to the viewers) I know what you're thinking. Yes, I know redhead over here isn't as built like others I recruited. However, he is loaded with lots dough though. What!? You thought that Snowflake was the only one who could break the fourth wall!? Well think again, true believers! Think. A-gain. (Laughs evilly as he walks out of the mall with mind-controlled Chandler) Now, time for some shopping!
(The camera shows a warehouse store where the Store Manager and Coach Pacowski are paying the cashier, while Chunk, Hawk, Hank, the other brainwashed slaves, and the entire Athletic Club are carrying out a bunch of materials. Then it shows the sewage treatment plant where Chunk and others with muscle are rolling out a bunch of barrels full of toxic waste. Billincoln stood there watching with Chandler and Chandler's father standing beside him. Later, Billincoln decided to do a quick pit stop at the store)
Billincoln: (to Chandler's father) Thanks for lending us some of your chemical waste! Really appreciate your assistance.
Chandler's Father: Anything for my son, Chandler. (to Chandler) But do you really need these many barrels son? I know it's for a science project, but still though.
Chandler: (mindless) Yes.
Chandler's Father: Well, good enough for me!
(After leaving the warehouse store, Billincoln came to a halt.)
Billincoln: Hmm. This all feels too good. However, there might be a chance the Louds might stop me once they uncover my secret. Not to mention the fact that since I used monsters last time back where the Pine Tree family lived, it shot me in the face when they had one of their own. I might need some firepower.
(Later at the armory store, the brainwashed adult slaves were carrying some weapons like rifles, guns, grenades, and smoke bombs, while the brainwashed kids were holding the crates of bullets that are needed for the weapons they use.)
Billincoln: This will be very sweet. Firepower is what we need. (He checks on the brainwashed Girl Jordan) How are things going down there?
Girl Jordan: (hypnotized) All according to plan, master.
Billincoln: Excellent. Make sure to bring all of these to that area where we agreed to have that portal set. (looks at his watch) Oop! Better get back in the house before anyone knows I'm gone!
(The brainwashed Chunk stepped on the pedal of the van. After dropping off most of the brainwashed slaves in the location where the portal will be, the brainwashed Chunk drove Billincoln back to the Loud House. Luckily, no one noticed he was gone. Or so he thinks. As he goes upstairs, a football was about to hit him in the face. Billincoln grabs the football just in time. He runs into Lynn Jr, who was impressed by the catch.)
Lynn Jr.: Whoa! That was awesome! How come you didn't show that off earlier?
Billincoln: Keyword, good sis, don't show off. It will make the enemy predict your upcoming moves every time you keep making the same action repeatedly.
Lynn Jr.: That makes sense. Thanks for the tip, Lincoln!
(Billincoln makes his way to Lisa's room, but he gets interrupted by Luna.)
Luna: Little bro, I'm in some serious need of help! I'm trying to make a song here, but my mind is a serious blank! (she starts playing her guitar) Crazy day at the Louds, really being proud! Bullies better not trespass, otherwise we will stuff their teasing right up their—(she notices her music stopped, and Billincoln handling the plug, disabling her music) Hey!
Billincoln: As I was saying, Rockstar, you should practice with your band instead on your own. Honestly, the way you are playing it just sounds so ridiculous.
(Luna was confused at this statement as Billincoln pranced off. Suddenly, Luan got in front of Billincoln)
Luan: Hey, Linc. Do you have any tape? Mr. Coconuts has been decapitated when our rooms got destroyed.
Billincoln: I don't know about that, Braces, but here's my advice to the puppet: Quit while you're a-head. Later, Braces!
(Luan felt a bit confused and offended at the same time hearing that joke. At Lisa's room, she was finishing some equations.)
Lisa: Eureka!
Billincoln: (enters the scene) Hey there, sis! How's my favorite little genius doing!?
Lisa: Swell, dear brother. As you can see, I have successfully completed solving the equations.
Billincoln: Ha, ha! That's my little genius!
Lisa: How about you? Did you make any progress acquiring the location and materials we need?
Billincoln: I'm glad you asked. (grabs Lisa's hand) Come on, follow me! You're gonna love it!
(Billincoln and Lisa ran out of the room. Lola shows up.)
Lola: Hey, Linky! Can you help me wi—
Billincoln: Not now, Princess! Busy work here! (blasts past her)
(Billincoln and Lisa ran downstairs all the way to the front yard where the mind controlled Chunk is waiting in the van.)
Billincoln: (opens the door to the front seat for Lisa) Geniuses first.
Lisa: Oh, why thank you. (notices Chunk) Wait, isn't that...
Billincoln: (before Lisa could finish) Yes, it is! (rushes Lisa into the van) Okay, in you go! (He hops into the back of the van) Step on the pedal, Chunk!
(The mind-controlled Chunk nods as he pressed the pedal hard. They sped past some roads and streets. Lisa screamed while Billincoln laughs in joy. They reached their destination.)
Bilincoln: We have arrived, sis!
Lisa: What is this destination?
Billincoln: Never mind that, the important thing is we have arrived. I also managed to get the materials we need. (shows Lisa the supplies he got from the warehouse store and the sewage treatment plant.)
Lisa: (shocked) How did manage to obtain so much radioactive chemicals!?
Billincoln: Let's just say that Chandler was kind enough to lend me some. (to Chandler) Isn't that right, Chandler!
Chandler: (mindless) Yes.
Lisa: (concerned) Is he functioning okay?
Billincoln: He's fine. Speaking of him though. (to the others) Hey, Meatheads! Why are you all standing around for!? (snaps his fingers) Come on, we're burning day light! (points to the supplies) Get to work!
Lisa: (notices Coach Pacowski, Manager, Hawk, Hank and the other brainwashed slaves) Wait! Isn't that Coach Pacowski!? And the Store Manager who banned us from his grocery store!? And the two ruffians who nearly cost us our Halloween!? And what are those people doing? How did you even...
Billincoln: (before Lisa could finish) Lisa, all you need to know is that this is the work of the master of persuasion. Now enough about how I got so many recruits on board and focus on the task at hand, shall we? Let's make our plan in action!
(Sometime later, Lisa has finished setting up the portal with the help of Billincoln and his mindless slaves.)
Billincoln: The portal looks good.
Lisa: I agree, dear brother. Thanks to you and your volunteers it only merely took us approximately eight hours, 30 minutes, and 15 seconds.
Billincoln: Now to see if the portal works. Let's fire it up!
Lisa: (heads over to the control pad) Activating portal. (starts pressing buttons and flipping switches, making the portal light up) It's functioning!
Billincoln: (heads towards to the big lever in front of the portal) Alright! The moment of truth! Here we go! (pulls the lever)
Lisa: (checking gauge) Commencing dimensional gap, progress at 15%, 30%, 45%, systems remain stable.
(As the portal continues to fully active, it starts to crackle with large bursts of electricity.)
Billincoln: (widening his eyes, smile gets bigger, and rubbing his hands together) That's it. Little more, little more.
Lisa: 60%, 75%, 90%... (sees the gauge at full power) Progress complete!
(Beams of lights started coming from every direction. The portal turns on completely and a bright white light starts emanating from the center of the portal. Then it shows the outside of the destination where Billincoln and Lisa are. The camera zooms back inside of it.)
Billincoln: Yes! This is it! This is it!
(Suddenly, somewhere in the system starts to blow a fuse, causing the portal instantly to shut down and the light instantly fades away.)
Billincoln: What!? No! What happened!?
Lisa: (finding the problem) Drat! There's a system failure in the machine.
Billincoln: Can it be resolved?
Lisa: Hmm. Some damage to some of the fuse boxes, it will take me a while to fully repair them all. (she thinks of something) I've got it, I'll have David from my class to lend his assistance.
Billincoln: Who?
Lisa: David, he goes to the same class as me and is a fellow genius like myself. With his help, the repair process will be complete even sooner.
Billincoln: Hey, if it's coming from you, I say go for it. (He hears his phone ring and answers it) Hello, this is Snowflake. To whom am I speaking to. Oh hey, Lori! How's it... what? Where am I? Nowhere important. Lisa? She's with me. We're doing science stuff. What, what's the big deal? I'm sorry, what time is it!? Is it really that late? Wow, time sure does fly when you're working for the sake of science. What? No, no. No need to pick us up. I already have a ride ready for me and Lisa. Don't worry, it's from a friend. Look, me and Lisa will be home soon. Okay? Alright. Okay bye. (hangs up his phone) Well, sis. Looks like it's quitting time.
Lisa: (yawns) I do feel rather sluggish, I could take some time to recharge.
Billincoln: You go on ahead, I'll meet you outside. (as Lisa exits the basement, he turns to his slaves) Chunk, with me. The rest you, secure the perimeter.
Mindless Slaves: Yes master.
(Billincoln and Chunk made their way to Lisa.)
Billincoln: Alright little genius. Let's get you home.
(A few minutes later, at the Loud House, Leni, Lucy, and Lana met at an unspecified location, away from the other sisters.)
Lana: Are we all here?
Leni: Yup.
Lucy: Yes.
Lana: Good. Normally we would do a sibling meeting on Lori's room, but the other sisters still don't trust us thanks to that disaster on our rooms even though we had nothing to do on this. So, I guess it's just the three of us.
Leni: (depressed) Yeah. Lori refuses to talk with me anymore. She wouldn't share any of her new clothes to me.
Lucy: Lynn Jr thinks I'm a traffic cone, so every time she does her stuff, she avoids me.
Lana: It's already bad enough for me to be clean and not to be near more animals, but some stuff that I want to do with my twin, I get barricaded!
Lucy: Let's all discuss the topic of the situation. Apparently, strange things have been occurring on this household. And, our brother seems to be the most likely suspect for all these events.
Lana: What makes you say that?
Lucy: Observe. Ever since we rejected his food that night, he had a big blowout on his expressions. He made a wish claiming he wanted to be an only child like the time we thought our parents were going to evict us.
Lana: Right. And then came the time when he made that big breakfast for all of us as some sort of apology for that.
Leni: But what made that stranger is that the house got demolished. I mean, our rooms. We got blamed for it. Lincoln ended up making a claim that the three of us said we are the favorite sisters of the bunch, even though we haven't said any such thing to him.
Lucy: I also find it very suspicious of the way he encountered Clyde. I don't know exactly how it went, but my guess is that Lincoln somehow triggered him, and there was a punch involved. However, he seemed to have enjoyed it.
Lana: I find that weird. How would Lincoln enjoy being punched by Clyde? I mean, our brother did something to upset him, but what?
Leni: Well, maybe it must be that time he trained Clyde to be a big brother.
Lucy: Doubtful.
Lana: How about that time we all went to Clyde's house when Lincoln kept staying there?
Lucy: Unlikely.
Leni: Maybe the day when Lincoln set off all of Luan's pranks to save Ronnie Anne, and Clyde came to set off the ones in Lori's room?
Lucy: Nope. This doesn't add up. Lincoln might be hiding something from us. But what?
Lynn Sr: (off-screen) Leni, Lucy, and Lana, get to sleep now!
Lucy: We'll continue this discussion in a later time. Let's rest.
(Lucy, Lana, and Leni went to sleep at the living room. They all found some chairs including the couch to sleep on. Although they were comfortable, they still felt sad about the family turning their backs on them. Unknown to them, Lynn Jr heard the whole conversation. She had a concerned look on her face.)
(Back with Lynn Sr, he was in bed with Rita. He was going to get ready to sleep.)
Rita: Hey, honey, were we too hard on the kids?
Lynn Sr: Now, now, Rita. It doesn't count being hard on your children if you are straight up disciplining them. It makes character.
Rita: I get your point, but don't you think this is going too far? I mean, we restricted Leni, Lucy, and Lana from their hobbies, and made them sleep in the couch.
Lynn Sr: Considering the other times we punished our kids; this feels kind of tame. Honestly, since those three demolished the other's rooms, they deserved to be punished for that. I mean, we all seen how demolished the children's rooms are. That's why I assigned only those three girls to do all the chores to make them learn from this blunder.
Rita: Right. But don't you think Lincoln could be a cause of this?
Lynn Sr: I don't think so, but what makes you say that?
Rita: Well, for starters, that night when Lincoln made that dinner for us, his sisters were outright disgusted with the way he put spice on the chicken. They proceeding to insult him for it, and that made our son go over the edge. He destroyed his trophy, blew up in front of us, and wished he was the only child in the family.
Lynn Sr: I can see that. Even though the sisters have done mischievous stuff, I wouldn't imagine them doing despicable stuff like that stuff Lincoln did.
Rita: But that's not the strange part. On the next morning, he made that breakfast for us. It was very spectacular! No offense, honey.
Lynn Sr: None taken, Rita. Although I am still a bit upset that my own son can cook better than me and making me jealous that his sisters prefer his cooking style over mine. Anyway, continue what you were saying.
Rita: Right. After that breakfast, we found out he has done all the chores for the others, along cleaning Vanzilla.
Lynn Sr: And he did it professionally, too!
Rita: That's not all. When I dropped the kids off their respective schools, he called me by my first name.
Lynn Sr: Ok, THAT is strange.
Rita: There's more. When Leni, Lucy, and Lana destroyed the others' rooms, Lincoln was really depressed about it. However, when we made all the kids to clean it all up, they complained, but Lincoln encouraged them to do so, and they proceeded to.
Lynn Sr: You know him. He is the "man with the plan".
Rita: Well, you know what they say, tomorrow is a new day. Night, honey.
Lynn Sr: Night, Rita. (He turns off the light)
(As the others slept, Billincoln was once again in his bed. The camera zoomed in closer to his head, until he warped inside his head. With his normal form, he appeared in front of Lincoln. Lincoln was a mess due to all the depression he had.)
Bill: Well, snowflake, what did I tell ya? I already put my plan into motion! I caused your three sisters to be fully punished, I collected lots of people to be my slaves, I even got your genius sister on board to help my finish my plan!
Lincoln: I'm still depressed that you tore my family apart and even hurt my best friend.
Bill: Well, what can I say? Betrayal is one of many elements I enjoy the pleasure of! In fact, the relationship of you and Ronnie Anne will be at stake! Thanks to me!
(Lincoln widened his eyes)
Lincoln: No! Don't do that!
Bill: Too late. Like I said, there are no takebacks on deals, especially the one you made with me! Should have been more careful, Loud. (He disappears as Lincoln gulps in panic)
(The next morning, Billincoln sends a text message to Ronnie Anne, requesting her to meet at the park. He peeks out of his room. What he is seeing is Lucy, Lana, and Leni doing the house chores while the other sisters are doing their hobbies. Lana sighs sadly while she cleans up the floor. Billincoln chuckles to himself. Without making himself too suspicious, he went to the kitchen to make some cereal. He ends up seeing Lisa trying to reach the cereal box.)
Billincoln: Hey, you need help with that?
Lisa: Normally, male sibling unit, I would not require your assistance, but since I have my limitations thanks to my inferior height, be my guest.
(Billincoln rolled his eyes as he jumped a bit high to get the cereal box. He gave it to Lisa. Lynn Jr was going to the fridge to get her meatball sub, but she found it was missing.)
Lynn Jr: Hey, where did my sub go?
Billincoln: Oh, that, I ended up eating it.
Lynn Jr: Wait, what?
Billincoln: I need the energy from that to do something later. However, I can make you a new one. (He grabs some bread, peperoni, meatballs, salami, and hot sauce. After combining them together and toasting it, he gave it to Lynn Jr.) Chow down, sports girl!
(Lynn Jr takes a bite of the sandwich. Her eyes widened, and she swallowed the whole thing in delight.)
Lynn Jr: Wow! That sandwich is spectacular! Thanks, bro!
Billincoln: My pleasure!
(Billincoln slides around the floor. He was a bit dirty. Leni was done cleaning the couch. However, Billincoln jumped across it, making the couch a bit dirty again. Leni groaned in response. Lori was going downstairs to watch TV. She sat down on the couch, causing more dust to land on the couch. Leni sulked as she went to a wall, banging her head.)
Billincoln: Perfect. (he receives a text from Ronnie Anne) Ooh, looks like the girl is agreeing to meet. Time to go find her.
(An hour later, Ronnie sits at the bench on the area where Billincoln texted her to meet.)
Ronnie Anne: So, where's Lame-O?
Billincoln: Here am I!
Ronnie Anne: Aah! Oh, there you are. What's up?
Billincoln: You see, Ronalda. I must be honest with you for something before it is too late.
Ronnie Anne: Hmm.
Billincoln: You know, ever since we first met back in school, I must admit I had some feelings for you.
Ronnie Anne: Really? (blushes)
Billincoln: Yeah. That one time where I kissed you thanks to my sisters, you ended up punching me on the eye.
Ronnie Anne: Sorry about that, Lame-O.
Billincoln: However, as time passed, I must admit something. All that spark that is me in you is gone.
Ronnie Anne: (shocked) What do you mean?
Billincoln: I'm saying that you are a nice person. However, my feelings for you are no more.
Ronnie Anne: Be a bit clearer on that?
Billincoln: Look, you are a nice girl. I respect that.
Ronnie Anne: What's your point, Lame-O?
Billincoln: I decided that I do not want to be associated with you anymore.
Ronnie Anne: What?
Billincoln: Alright, I'll say it straight now that you're here. I decided to go date some girls that would love me as their boyfriend. Speaking of which. (He whistles)
(The brainwashed Girl Jordan arrives from behind. She is holding some flowers.)
Girl Jordan: (hypnotized) Hey there, Snowflake. How is my man doing?
Ronnie Anne: (betrayed) What?
Billincoln: I have decided to break up both our relationship and our friendship for the better. I'm seeing other people. And as much as what we had was special, it is time to move on.
Ronnie Anne: (tearing up) Do you believe so?
Billincoln: Yes, I do. It is time we move on from each other.
Ronnie Anne: No, please!
Billincoln: It is too late. I have made my decision. You are no longer the one I care about. This gal is. (he and Girl Jordan kisses, breaking Ronnie Anne's heart)
Ronnie Anne: (sniffs) Lincoln…
Billincoln: Go! You will no longer be associated with me. You no longer exist to me!
(Billincoln grabs Ronnie Anne by the hoodie. He pulls his fist and punches Ronnie Anne on the eye. The girl yelps in response.)
Billincoln: That's for punching me.
(Ronnie Anne covered her eye that was injured. She felt very depressed. She started to run away in despair.)
Billincoln: Goodbye, Santiago, and good riddance! (he turns back to the hypnotized Girl Jordan) Alright, you know where to go next. I'll take things from here.
Girl Jordan: (hypnotized) Yes, master.
(As the brainwashed Girl Jordan heads off, Billincoln looks at the sky.)
Billincoln: Ahh. All this blue sky, air, grass, and land, I can't wait to get it all destroyed when Operation Portal Activation concludes! Also, that was honestly kind of weird for me to receive my first kiss. Well, I've got a job to do!
(As he skips away, he fails to notice two girls that watched the whole thing. A girl dressed in pink and a baby. They looked at each other in fear.)
Lola: Did you just see that?!
(Lily nods in response.)