Teams JNPR, RWBY and SSSN all took a short vacation, thinking a camping trip would be a good way to celebrate their recent victories, and a good way to get to know their foreign brother-teams better.

Jaune was no stranger to such activities and relaxed the most, and started busting out his guitar. "You know would make this campfire all the better? A brand new song I wrote myself!"

"Ha! Sweet! This is exactly what I was waiting for on a camping trip with you guys." Sun sat close by with some drinks to pass out, and the rest of his team voiced their enthusiasm.

"Hell yeah!"

"Woo!"

"'bout time!"

Weiss exited a nearby tent to see what was going on… and then immediately turned back inside. But not before rushed past by Ruby. "Did I hear a guitar!?"

"Gah!" Weiss nearly fell backward. Ruby paid no mind and got a seat right beside Jaune.

Blake leaned on Sun. "I don't know how you're gonna top bringing peace Mantle with a song about boobs."

"Speaking of that, can you believe I still don't have a girlfriend after that? I mean what's a guy gotta do?"

Pyrrha sat on Jaune's other side, and grit her teeth. "Yeah! Crazy!"

"Anyway!" Jaune started strumming a slow, bouncy and playful tune. "This is a song I wrote about just that. You can get up and dance to it if ya want."

"WOO!" Nora went to grab Ren.

"But don't cause that'll make everyone uncomfortable."

"Aww." Nora sat back down.

"You? Worried about making people uncomfortable?" Yang laughed.

"~I gotta get new clothes! So I can get a girlfrieeend. Start clippin' my toes! So I can get a girlfrieeend. Stop pickin' my nose! So I can get a girlfrieeend, stop wearin' pantyhose! So I can get a girlfrieeend! Girlfrieeend, giiirlfrieeend.~"

"Is this getting catchy yet?" Jaune asked while he was still strumming.

"YEAH!" Nora laughed while Ren applauded politely. Jaune already felt Ruby cracking up beside him while he did the first verse, and Yang tried to cover up her snort-laughter.

"~I'm even willing to pay! Some girl to say that she's my girlfrieeend.~"

Team SSSN were already full on laughing. "We all been there," Neptune said.

"~Cause all my friends think I'm gay! Cause I never have a girlfrieeend. I'd buy flowers every day! For my girlfrieeend. I wouldn't be like Adam! And try to KILL MY GIRLFRIEEEEND. Girlfrieeend, giiirlfrieeend.~"

Blake laughed guiltily with a hand up to cover her mouth. "That's awful!"

"I know, it didn't even rhyme. Never stopped me before though." Jaune did not miss a beat and was still strumming along. "Hey Weiss! I know you're over there listening!"

The group heard a faint "Shut up!" from her tent.

"This is for the musicians, you ready!?" And so his fingers went higher on the neck.

"~I just changed the key! So I can get a girlfrieeend. Start havin' sex for free! With my girlfrieeend,~"

"Haha! Er, wait, what?" Pyrrha just realized what lyric was.

"~She could even have VD! And still be my girlfrieeend. It might hurt when I pee! But at least I'd have a girlfrieeend.~"

Ruby and team SSSN sang along. "~Girlfrieeend, giiirlfrieend~!~"

Jaune stopped abruptly while the laughter died down a little bit. "Okay this is sorta the bridge part that kinda breaks a little, er whatever…"

He softly strummed a weird, out-of-nowhere chord and got the loudest laughs of the night. Jaune cracked up a little "Screw you guys…" He started playing a soft, lullaby-like melody and sang in a terrible falcetto.

"~Weeee can dooo craazy shit togetherrr like,~"

Nora couldn't keep it together at the terrible, awkward singing and fell over on her side with her hands on her belly.

"~I could pull her ears and be like, heeey look everybody it's Dumbo, and she'd be aalll liiike… whooo the fuck are youuu and how'd you, get into myyy hoouuuse~." Then Jaune brought it back to the bouncy strumming. "Yeah! Bridge part! Yeeaah guys."

Yang was in a similar state to Nora. "I can't breathe!" She shouted while Jaune made the pitch even higher.

"~How low do I have to sink!? To get me a girlfrieeend? Could put somethin' in her drink! So I can get a girlfrieeend.~"

"Nooo," Pyrrha giggled at the line, red-faced.

"~I didn't say she had to think! That she was my girlfrieeend. But then they'd put me in the clink! And then I'd be somebody else's girlfrieeend~!"

Most of the group that wasn't completely lost in giggles sang along. "~Girlfrieeend, giiirlfrieeend~!"

"~Giiirlfrieee-" And Jaune's strumming abruptly became three times as fast and loud. "-EEEEEEND~!"

"WOO!" Nora lead the cheer as Jaune's small audience applauded. Through it all, he knew he could hear some giggling from farther away, and he grinned.

"Made you laugh, Snow Angel!" And then the giggling stopped.


(A/N) Song is Girlfriend by Henri Phillips