Chapter 5: Epic Zombie Battle!
Ron DeSantis wasted no time grabbing his AR-15 as Mikasa put on her ODM gear and Joseph grabbed his wok pan. The zombie hoards were coming at them with intensity, but DeSantis was not afraid. He opened fire on the zombies as they crumbled before him. However, the zombies were increasing in numbers and more began entering the shelter.
Mikasa flew around with the ODM gear, slashing zombies left and right with her katanas. Joseph used his wok pan to deep fry some zombies as they screeched in agony. Overall, the trio were making great progress as the zombie forces were beginning to dwindle. Others from the shelter fought back with their own weapons. Soon enough, almost the entire shelter was clear.
"We're winning!" shouted Ron DeSantis but things were not as they seemed. Suddenly, in the distance, he saw something giant that looked like a zombie but it was armored. At first, DeSantis thought it was Reiner, the armored titan, but it wasn't. It was Charlie Crist, the armored zombie.
Charlie Crist was DeSantis's number one rival in Florida. Crist sought to overthrow the governor and bring multi-party rule to Florida (Crist would change parties every week to accomplish this). DeSantis had heard rumors that Crist had transformed into a zombie, but they were unconfirmed until now. He pitied the man. Crist was a perennial loser in life and now in death he would lose to Chad DeSantis once again.
"Husbando," Mikasa cried, slashing a zombie. "It's the armored zombie!"
"Bring it on… Charlie!" DeSantis shouted with intensity as the song "Ashes on the Fire" played in his head. It sounded really cool (just like anime OST in general).
To his surprise, Charlie Crist began to speak. The armored zombie spoke in a foul tone that horrified all who had the displeasure of listening to it.
"Governor DeSantis," Crist laughed. "I see you have defeated my zombies, but you will not defeat me. I will take over Florida and rule with an iron fist!"
"Yeah, and which party will you take over as?" DeSantis retorted.
"Whatever party I want!" Crist replied after half a minute of silence.
"Also, we're not in Florida right now," Joseph pointed out. "This is Atlanta."
Crist didn't care, though. He would make the entire southeast his Floridian Empire. DeSantis had to stop him and his zombie hoards from doing so, but he did not know how. Suddenly, he had an incredible idea. Without a moment's hesitation, DeSantis bit his hand and transformed into the ATTACK ZOMBIE!
Crist gasped in horror at what he was watching. DeSantis lunged at Crist and attempted to bite is nape, but Crist shielded it with his titan hardening. DeSantis looked back at his gorgeous waifu Mikasa and noticed something else hardening, but he didn't have time for that at the moment. He threw three punches at Crist and sent him flying back. Crist roared and charged at DeSantis. The battle was getting pretty epic and the rest of the soldiers and zombies stopped fighting to eat popcorn and watch. The next morning, when the dust settled, Crist limped away in retreat.
"This isn't over!" he shouted. "I will destroy you, DeSantis! I will destroy all of you!"
DeSantis only smiled as he transformed back into his human form. They had defeated the zombies in the area and kept Charlie Crist at bay. Still, there were millions more zombies across America wreaking havoc. Emboldened, DeSantis vowed to kill them all.