AN: 0404617 Fate Series I'm currentlt watching those so no spoilers
Tenno-Replay Nope not at all
Stratos263 They need it to survive
asonia99 Xd
HonestOutlaw Good cause if you did then
Chronosign I'll try and read it
LuckyPickl3 It's BOIII
Chapter 5
Welp I know I said next viewing is Spring Broken but I skipped 2 so this one will be both episodes, 2 and 3.
"This one might seem familiar to you" said Alastor.
The screen shows a shot of Neptune's mansion during the night, it cut's to the bedroom where a cute owl demonette is sleeping. Neptune' daughter,Penny.
"Damn, Neptune's living the dream" said Yang.
"Yeah but he's in hell" added Ruby.
"The gall that damn womanizer" huffed Weiss "Can't believe he has a family!
And he's sleeping with me as well."
"He's not sleeping with you Weiss, It's just business, he gets dat *&^ $*&( you get the book remember?" said Yang.
"Mummy! Daddy!" shouted Penny.
(A/N : Every single god dang time I pronounce Penny like Timmy from South Park, Penneyh)
"Aww she is so cute" gushed Ruby
"That she is Ruby" said Jaunedice remembering his little sisters.
Neptune wakes up from his sleep. He turns to Glynda who has most of the blanket.
"Penny is calling us Glynda" said Neptune tiredly.
"Hmm you get up"
"Wait what, teach Glynda and Neptune, HOW?!" Yang voiced everyone's thoughts.
'DAMN THAT BASTARD FIRST WEISS, NOW GLYNDA, No MORE NICE JAUNE' thought Jaune glowing a little bit not knowing he unlocked his semblance.
'Wow Jaune looks so good when he is serious almost as if he's glowing' thought Pyrrha.
"Well you see when a man and a woman love each other-"
"Not that tell us the real reason, why are they together?!" shouted Weissicle.
"Well you see…both him and Glynda are part of powerful families of hell, and you Weissicle must be familiar with the term of arranged marriage, are you not?" said Alastor looking at her.
"Well I.."
"It was a rhetorical question, I don't care about your feelings and opinion on the matter. Let's continue
Neptune sighs and gets out of bed,he enters Octavia's room where she is hiding beneath her blankets.
"Penny? What troubles you, my owlet?" said Neptune while going to hug her.
"Damn it she is just too cute" said Yang , then she looked at Ruby "Cuter than Ruby that's for sure!"
"Yaaaaang" pouted Ruby putting her best puppy eye look "Am I not the cutest?"
"Sigh~ Yes… the cutest little sister title goes to you"
'Damn I'm going to puke' Alastor was disgusted by the wholesome display, too bad he had to obey the theaters rules as well, no killing or maiming…or breaking legs, it was torture.
"Daddy! Daddy!~Sob I had a dream! A really bad dream!" said Penny while crying
"Come here little girl, I'll give lots of pancakes" said Nora. 'I could spare one or two pancakes, no more than that.
Neptune wipes her tears off.
"A nightmare."
" I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!" said Penny.
"They live in a palace Renny! That's almost as good as a castle." said Nora.
"Yes your highness."
Neptune summons his Grimoire and flips it open. "There there, Penny, it's okay, you're okay. When you're scared and you don't know where I am, you must remember: no matter what happens to me, I will never be far away from my special little Starfire."
"~Hmph at least that womanizer is a good father – somewhat" said Weiss.
Lullaby
* It always seems more quiet in the dark
It always feels so stark
How silence grows under the moon
Constellations gone so soon
I used to think that I was bold
I used to think love would be fun
Now all my stories have been told except for one...
As the stars start to align
I hope you take it as a sign
That you'll be okay. Everything will be okay
And if the Seven Rings collapse
Although the day could be my last
You will be okay. When I'm gone you'll be okay...
And when Creation goes to die
You can find me in the sky
Upon the last day
And you will be okay...
Neptune sings his piece amidst a dying solar system, he finishes his song and puts Penny to bed and closes the door.
"~Sniff Sniff" Ruby began crying because she remembered her saw this and hugged her sister.
'Oh the horror, hugs should have been seen as physical violence by the theater' thought Alastor disliking the wholesomeness once again.
"Damn, he's a good dad" admitted Jaune 'I'm still beating that bastard up'.
'I think I understand the song' thought Weiss.
The screen cuts to several years later where Penny is jolted awake by smashing objects and screaming.
"Trouble in paradise? Or was it hell? Neptune's secret relationship may have ruffled a few feathers" said Yang.
"I can't believe you slept with an imp, IN OUR FUCKING BED!" shouted Glynda.
"It was unexpected! I didn't have time to go to a motel!" said Neptune.
'Taking me to a motel…what am I? A plebeian?'
"We've seen the cause, now come the consequences" said Blake.
"A MOTEL?! LIKE A FUCKING PLEBEIAN?!"
Weiss sweatdropped a bit.
Penny grabs her phone, and puts in her earbuds, starting a song as she strides down the halls of the palace. In the kitchen, Glynda keeps screaming at Neptune.
"You want to fuck this one, too?!" said Glynda as she grabbed a small imp butler throwing 'it' at him.
"No! Of course not!"
"You are a God damn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic, imp-sucking face!"
"Imps sure have it tough" said Yang "it must be hell for them."
Glynda storms out of the room, Neptune sighs before he notices his daughter has entered the kitchen.
"Good morning, Penny! Did you sleep well, my owlet?" greeted Neptune.
"Was that a serious question?"
Stolas opens the refrigerator to retrieve a massive chunk of zebra meat and proceeds to feed the plant monster next to the fridge.
"Yuck they eat mice" said Nora grossed out 'They taste horrible'.
"Mmm-hmm... What's that you're listening to?" asked Neptune.
"This song is called "My World is Burning Down Around Me." It's by Fuck You Dad…
It's a band."
"Daaamn, nice band, wish there was one for my mom" said Yang.
"Such a great contrast, so much can change in just a little time, their relationship isn't what it used to be." Said Pyrrha.
"Yes I agree my dear, ~much can change" said Alastor "Here a gift for a great thinker." He handed a her a red flag. "Now let's continue."
"Oh! How charming" said Neptune.
"So, you two done screaming for the day?" asked Penny.
"Um... You know what I haven't done in a long, long time? I haven't taken you to your favorite place in all of Hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land?"
"Loo loo land what kind of name Is that?!" asked Weiss
"Sounds pretty cheap" added Yang.
"I'm not five anymore." Said Penny exasperated.
"You always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the two of us!"
"I'd rather kill myself."
"Loo loo land sounds like such a great place!" said Yang sarcastically "She can't wait to get there."
"There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." said Neptune.
He picked up the phone and began dialing a number.
"Security for a theme park!?" asked Penny.
"We are rich, and we're hot. People want the money and ~the bodies!" said Neptune.
"Our money, maybe."
"He is rich, but I don't know if he is hot" said Yang.
"Speak for yourself, Princess. Now, I'm calling the only woman who can f*ck me!" said Neptune
"I think I know who's he talking about " said Yang looking at Weiss who blushed.
'I wonder why no freudian slip happened to Nora or Ren' thought Jaune looking at the pancake lover.
Penny was disgusted.
"What!?"
Neptune quickly corrected himself.
"Who can protect me. Us. Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know."
"Too late man" said Jaune "too late…"
"The Goetia family must be pretty important" noted Ren.
Penny groans and pulls her hat down to cover her eyes.
The scene cuts to I.M.P Headquarters, where Weiss is busy doing important work in her office, which involves playing with two dolls of Ruby and Jaune.
She begins impersonating his employees using the toys.
"Oh, Weiss, you're such a good boss!" said the Jaune toy.
"Yeah, I really want you, sir." Said Ruby
"Me too! Let's three-way!"
"Yang what's a three-way" asked Ruby.
"Oh Ruby, it means our number of teammates will drop to three very soon" said Yang looking at Weiss, her eyes red and black hair blazing.
"Preposterous! I can't believe this!" snapped Weiss.
"Yeah!" agreed Jaune ' I mean she has to ask me and Ruby first.'
'Hot' Blake wiped a few blood stains off her nose.
"Hehe Ice Queen is a closet pervert" said Nora
Her phone buzzes.
"What?!" asked Weiss
"Why hello, my *$&*^ Snow-Angel." said Alastor
Penny spits her coffe at the obvious flirting.
"What the fuck/What the fuck dad?" Weiss/Penny.
" Language! Everyone!" scolded Neptune "I have a special request."
Yang starts laughing "I can't believe he scolds her for swearing."
" Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you'll have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ass!" said Weiss.
The audience was flabbergasted. The info was too much to handle, Alastor himself was very amused to see their expressions.
"It's for my daughter" said Neptune.
"Ah, well, make sure she washes it."
"Oh! No! No, no, no! I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land and I was hoping you brave little imps would accompany us."
'Thank gods for small mercies' thought everyone.
"We're assassins, not bodyguards, okay? Don't invite us to shit unless someone's gonna die " said Weiss.
"I'll pay you."
"Pay me what."
"~Money."
"Done."
"Well that was easy" said Jaune.
Weiss hangs up and accidentally smashes her phone down on the desk hard enough to shatter it. She then magically produces a megaphone.
"R n' J, get in here! We're goin' to Loo Loo Land!"
Jaune enters the office confused "Loo loo land?"
Ruby smashes through the door window obviously excited.
"Loo Loo Land?!"
"Looks like someone is very excited!" said Yang.
"Why wouldn't she be?! Pancakes and theme parks are the best! Isn't that so Renny?" said Nora .
"~Sigh Yes Nora…" said Ren. 'Just yesterday you said that pancakes and killing grimm is the best…'
"The Loo Loo Land!" said Weiss once again.
"Shut THE FUCK UP!" said Yang in the distance.
The scene cuts to Loo-Loo Land. The I.M.P van is in the parking lot. Ruby exits the van and opens the side door, Neptune and his daughter get out. Neptune wears an apple-themed hat and gestures toward the park gate, Penny groans and pulls her hat.
"Now remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" said Weiss.
"Kinky" said Yang.
"Hey, dad, do we have to—" Penny was interrupted by Weiss
"Okay yeah, hold on right there, sweetie. " She turns to Neptune "If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to—"
"Oh my Oum, can't we just skip this!?" said Weiss disgusted.
"Yeah…noooo" said Alastor.
Neptune looks down at Weiss. "You are so cute when you are serious!"
"I'm literally going to be sick." Penny didn't like the conversation at all.
"Oh crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need? Antacids? Ibuprofen? Morphine?" asked Jaune in a hurry, showing her several needles filled with a green substance.
"That was figurative, old man."
"Oh, right." Jaune laughs as he throws away the needles,discarding them in a nearby baby carriage. "But she said she was literal."
Jaune was bonked on the head by Nora.
"Jaune-Jaune we don't stash needles in baby strollers,alright?!"
Jaune nodded quickly. Under Noreic law article twelve that was punishable by breaking three legs.
Ruby was excited to be in the park.
"Wooooow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot! It hasn't changed a bit! Oh! LOOK! It's Big Woobly!"
Ruby gestures to a horrific animatronic.
"God kill it with fire" said Yang with Blake and Ruby agreeing"How can she like that !?"
"That is...deeply upsetting." said Jaune voicing everyone's thoughts.
"Oh come on! It's fun! You've never been here?" asked Ruby.
"No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots."
Suddenly, Loo loo lands mascot appears, scaring Jaune.
"I think he's going to say something stupid, like 'hello are you hungry for apples?' " said Yang 'Even if I am punstopable, even for me some puns are way too lame' .
"Well, hello there I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"
'Kinda sounds like a SDC mine' thought Blake.
"Look! Penny! It's Loo Loo!" said Neptune.
"I have question" Said P.E.N.N.Y.
"Well ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!"
(A/N A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk I did it, A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk and I'll fucking do it again)
"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?"
"No?" says Loo loo guy
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame."
Neptune chuckles: "Why don't we check the rides?"
Loo loo was a bit put off: "That chick's creepy, huh?"
"Ah, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes." says Weiss.
"What's that mean?/ What's that mean?" Loo Loo/Ruby.
"Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" says Jaune to the mascot. Jaune leaves and takes Ruby with mascot hangs his body dejectly.
"Yeah..."
"Well at least he is sincere" says Jaune.
The scene cuts to Ruby and Jaune walking together.
"You really like this place, huh?" asked Jaune.
"I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here, when they could swing it. Money-wise." Said Ruby
"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshshesaidmultiplesibblingyay!" said Ruby
"What is it Ruby? Isn't your sister enough?" said Yang.
"It's not the same Yang!"
Ruby looks over to see a worker wheeling a wheelbarrow piled to the brim with money into a nearby giftshop. The two approach the window, where novelty cups and stuffed apples are for sale. The cups appear to be pretty pricey.
Jaune agreed "Yeah, the prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, that much for a novelty cup you use one time?"
"'Cause it's Loo Loo Land!" says Ruby.
Weiss appears as well drinking from a cup
"Listen to your hoe, Mox. How 'bout I take the first watch while you two... *Winks* have a little fun."
"Don't call me a hoe!" said Ruby "If I were a tool, I would be scythe!"
Alastor looks at Ruby and thinks she is too innocent 'Perhaps I should gift her a few more books '
"Pretty nice of Weiss letting her employees get a break" says Blake.
"But of course, I would treat all my employees fairly" said Weiss.
'Yeah your attitude sure has proven that' thought Blake.
"Oh! We gotta do my favorite ride!" says Ruby.
"Oh yeah? Whi- which one?" asks Jaune.
The screen shows a roller coaster named "The Lawsuit".
"Oh crumbs!"
'Oh Oum I'm getting into that?!'
Jaune is seen vomiting into a trash can after having left the ride.
"ha once a Vomit-Boy, always a Vomit-Boy" says Yang.
In another part of the park, Neptune and Penny walk along the path, as Weiss takes up positions all around them with his rifle, on the lookout for any danger. A group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives, and pitchforks at the ready. They quickly scatter as Weiss looks in their direction.
"You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Snow Angel"
"Oh god can't he stop flirting in public?!" said Weiss.
"Save it, bitch. I'm working."
"You tell him Weissicle" said Yang.
"You both need to get a room." said Penny.
"Hey, I am not a day-hooker!" said Weiss
"Then what is she?A night hooker?" said Yang grinning.
A woman walking nearby with her baby glares at Weiss.
"What? I just said I'm not one, prude!" flipping the woman off.
Neptune notices a circus tent and gasps.
"Look, Penny! You used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"
"Oh no…"
The screen shows Octavia as a young girl, as she is crushed against the stage by an excited crowd of imp children, as an animatronic called Robo Fizz sparks and cackles maniacally, Penny soon breaks into tears. A younger Weiss is seen in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.
"I hate that fucking clown/I hate that fucking clown"
"Weiss?! A clown!? I bet she was fired pretty quickly!" said Yang.
Neptune has been captured and hoisted aloft by a crew of imps. Neptune's arms are bound and his head is covered by a cloth sack, and the imps are pointing various weapons at him. One having stolen Neptune's wallet.
"Oh Weissy! I need my bodyguard, please!"
"Wow he acts so nonchalant about the whole thing" said Jaune.
One imp jumps, to try and skewer Neptune with a pitchfork. Weiss quickly brings his rifle up shooting the imp in the torso, splattering Neptune's head with blood. The other imps quickly scatter.
.
.
.
Penny enters the tent and finds a seat, Weiss carries Neptunein, head still covered in the blood-soaked sack and sets him makes no move to remove the sack, until Penny rips it off her father's head. Robo Fizzerolli makes his entrance onto the stage.
"Hey hey hey hey hey, implings! It's me, the Robotic Fizzarolli! Shipped from Big Ozzie's factory to bring you a wonderful show celebrating Loo Loo Land, spelled with 'O's, to avoid lawsuits! Hit it!"
*Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everybody sing along with the Loo Loo band
Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man
Loves Loo Loo Land!
Loo Loo Land, Loo Loo Land!
Everything is beautiful at Loo Loo Land
Ugly children holdin' hands
In Loo Loo Land!
Everybody's friendly, and nobody is mean
No copyright infringement's ever seen
I have a dream *he has a dream*
I'm here to tell *he's here to tell*
About a magical fantastic place called Loo Loo Land! *
'That song sounds familiar' thought Alastor.
Outside, Ruby and Jaune walk along a row of game booths, when they are addressed by one of the vendors.
"Hello, hello! Step right up and win a thing!" said the vendor.
"Oh, look Moxxie! A thing!"
"I've never seen anything so cute" said Yang.
"Oh, you like that thing?" said Jaune.
"YEEEEESSS! I don't really know what that thing is but I want that thing!" said Ruby.
"Huh looks like Ruby wants it pretty bad Jaune" said Yang with Blake and Weiss rolling their eyes.
"Of course sis don't you see how cute that thing is!"
"Finally, some-thing I can handle." Said Jaune taking some money and placing it on the counter. "Okay! One game, please!"
Jaune does not even line up the shot, instead looking to his wife as he effortlessly hits the target right in the bullseye.
"Damn Jaune pretty good marksmanship, you sure you don't want to make you a gun, maybe a handgun?" said Ruby
"Thanks Ruby, I'll think about it" said Jaune.
"Strike one, little man!" said the vendor.
"But I hit it!"
"Hmmm, I don't know what to tell ya, buddy. The target, see? It didn't go down. So yeah, no go, bro."
Jaune growls in anger, and fishes another bill out of his pocket. He grabs the pistol and fires another cork, hitting the target dead-center. The target does not budge.
"Damn Jaune, looks like the game –"
"was rigged from the start. I get it Yang!"
"The Heaven's wrong with this thing?! "
"Oh man, a real shame, I tell ya" the vendor taunts Jaune mockingly crying.
Jaune hisses in anger as he slaps another bill on the counter.
"Another!"
The sreen goes back to Fizarolli's show, Neptune is gleefully clapping to the music, while Penny has thrown her head back in torment, banging her fist on the seat next to her.
* -sing along with the Loo Loo band! Every boy, every girl, every woman, every man loves Loo Loo Land! *
The show ends with a small pyrotechnic display, as one of the animatronics falls to pieces claps and cheers even harder.
"Oh hohohoho, how delightful!"
Behind Neptune, an imp rises from beneath the seats ready to stab him, but his head is quickly blown apart by Weiss, the other imps scream in absolute fear and run away.
"Oh my!What aim you have, Weissy!"
Penny gets up and leaves "Ugh! I can't do this anymore!"
Neptune is concerned and goes after her.
"Penny!"
Weiss is left alone but she is spotted by Robo Fizz.
"Ha ha ha hoho-oh! Is that Weissy my sensors spot up there? I bet the kiddies are still running away from you, huh? Mhahaha"
"Looks like Weiss has beef with the robot" said Yang 'Only Ice queen can have beef with a robot'
"The 'Y' is silent now! "
"Aww, just like your audience always was when you to-told your lazy jokes here! Hohohoho!"
"Oh burn! The ice queen is sure to have a meltdown" said Yang.
"That damned tin-can! Who does he think he is?! I have a perfect sense of humor!"
*Cricket noises* brought to you by Alastor.
"Bitch, I make more money killing people than you do being a cheap-ass robo-ripoff of an overrated sell-out jester!"
"Oohoohoo! Someone's salty! Real or not though, people love me! Does anybody love you, Weissy?
'Does anyone love me?'
"No. But I'm really good with guns now. Dance, bitch!"
Weiss slams a new magazine into his rifle, switches it to full-auto and opens up on Robo Fizz, who cartwheels out of the way of the incoming rounds. Robo Fizz rapidly spins like a wheel rolling up the stair to where Blitzo is. He coils himself around Blitzo like a snake and proceeds launch Blitzo through the top of the tent.
"Finally a fight!" said Yang
"Fuck meeeee...!"
Outside we see Wally Wackford selling torches.
"I say, I say! Get your inconvenient torches here!"
Weiss lands on his cart sending torches in every direction.
"Ow- I say, OW!"
The fire very rapidly spreads to all corners of the park. Rapidly burning and melting animatronics flee the tent, as Robo Fizz cackles with demonic glee at the destruction.
Elsewhere, we see Jaune still training to win a thing.
"Wow! Man, you're really starting to make this sad. You know, if you suck, you suck! Guess you won't win your honey here a prize."
Ruby grabs the gun from Jaunes hand "Let me try!" She presses the trigger and the 'bullet passes by the target completely missing it. The vendor grins mischievously, and presses a foot pedal in the booth, which causes a target to fall down.
"Are you fucking kidding me" said Jaune "I know some games are rigged but this takes the cake."
"Oh, look at that! Lucky shot, baby."
"Are you kidding me?! You- you- you charlatan!"
"Hey uh, get lost, pipsqueak. I'm talkin' to the lady."
The vendor leans toward Ruby and makes a purring sound with his tongue at her. Ruby immediately recoils in disgust.
"Of course the vendor is a shameless pervert? Why wouldn't he?" said Jaune
Weiss and Robo Fizz continue to do battle against each other as the fires spread. Weiss is launched into the air, and comes down through the roof of the shooting gallery, crushing the vendor under him.
Ruby was surprised "Sir?" Weiss notices the two "Oh, hey guys! You should probably go uh, make sure Stolas is okay. I got some... unfinished business to take care of." Weiss draws her pistols and shoots the burning Robo Fizz,but he catches the bullet with his mouth "Oh, what a mouth!"
The scene changes to Neptune who is running after Penny.
"Penny!"
"Just leave me alone!"
Penny runs into a building called the "Fun House." Inside, Neptune is looking around for where his daughter could have gone. A shadow appears behind Neptune, as a random imp jumps upon his back.
"Um, I think I'm supposed to be bodyguarded right now!"
The imp covers Neptune' mouth with his shirt sleeve, but is suddenly shot in the head and falls to the ground. Ruby and Jaune appear in the entryway, Jaune having just shot the imp with a pistol.
"Ugh, that's better. Where is Weissy? She's my knight in shining armor, not you littler ones." said Neptune.
"She's uh... busy. " "Being a fool."
"What kind of fool?"
"The "everything is now on fire" kind."
Weiss groans seeing Neptune looking like he's not even surprised.
Neptune leaves the two imps and finds Penny riding in circles in apple-themed rail cars, crying.
"Penny…"
Neptune joins Penny inside the cart "I take it you are... not having fun."
"I didn't even want to come here!"
"I'm sorry, sweetie. I- I thought you loved it here."
"When I was a kid and my parents didn't hate each other, and my dad didn't flirt with some weird demon the entire time."
"'Im sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything... happening right now. I know it's a lot I uh- I should have listened..
"I just want to go home, but home doesn't even feel like home anymore. You ruined it."
"You need to understand, your mother and I... I just-I felt- she's always been... I haven't been-we weren't in... I'm sorry, I- I- I don't have the words."
"Are you going to run off with her? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?"
'She's afraid he's going to abandon her, leaving her all alone.' thought Yang taking a more serious expression.
Ruby noticed her sister looking down.
"Are you okay sis?"
"Yeah…just thinking."
"What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right. You are too old for it anyway."
Neptune carries Penny out of the Fun House, as an imp grins maniacally in the space above the drop-ceiling, looking down on Neptune. The imp drops down and flicks open a switchblade. Neptune immediately turns around, eyes glowing brightly. The imp is immediately turned to stone on the spot. Outside, the park has been reduced to pandemonium as dusk falls. Ruby attempts to shoot at Robo Fizz, who rolls around wildly. The robot is caught by a dragon creature, and swallowed whole, as Jaune rides on its back. Neptune and Penny leave the park gates.
"So, what would you like to do now?"
"Oh, can we go to Stylish Occult? They sell weird taxidermy there."
"Hmmm. Okay..."
"Thanks, dad. You're okay sometimes."
"Thank you, Penny. Thank you."
A massive explosion rocks the park, sending the employees of I.M.P. hurtling through the air, screaming. All three land in front of Neptune and Penny.
"Way to ruin another good thing, boss!" said Jaune
"Worth it! That slutty toy clown had. It. Coming!" said Weiss as she and her employees fall unconscious.A corgi grabs Ruby by the hair and drags her offscreen.
"So ladies and gents what do you think?" said Alastor.
"Neptune's a pretty decent father, but a bad person" said Ruby.
"I liked Robo Fizz" said Nora.
"I wonder when are going to see Pyrrha" said Jaune " I mean she's pretty important to m- TO US! She's important to us"
"One Pyrrha coming right up, she's pretty famousin this one." said Alastor.
The scene starts with Weiss driving towards the parking lot of their headquarters. Weiss is singing along with a song.
"I love this song! You were the spicy little- Uh- Demon with the- Uh- bleach blonde hair! Fiendin' for that semen when I caught your stare… Thought it might be love, but you went- "
A red car pulls into Weiss' parking space.
Weiss slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. Weiss turns off the radio and glares at the person in the red car.
"Oh, you "suck for life", do ya?!"
Weiss pulls out a megaphone and yells into it.
"Listen up, you unoriginal red cum dump! You have three goddamn seconds to get your tampon race car out of my parking spot…"
Pyrrha Nikos steps out of her car with high heels. Weiss lowers the megaphone, shocked "Oh shit! Pyrrha!"
"~Pyrrha…" mutters Jaune but he is heard "What is it Jaune?"
"Uhh you look good- I mean nice – I mean-"
"What is it Jaune boy?You want to jump Pyrrha's bones hmm?" asked Yang winking at Jaune.
Both Jaune and Pyrrha blushed.
"Weissicle…"
"I should have known you'd be here. I could smell fish for miles. Which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is…three rings down!"
"Wow you and ice queen aren't that close, are you?" said Yang.
'No shit Sherlock'
"And I should have known you'd be here when I heard the Amber Alerts."
Pyrrha looked quite smug at her comeback. She never liked Weissicle, trying to steal her man who does this bitch think she is.
"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore, clutching onto that beelze juice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell!"
Pyrrha flips her long hair.
"They let me out because I'm still famous, and rehab is for sad, loser wash-ups. So... your mother says "Hi"."
Weiss felt a stab through her heart, of course her mother may be a drunk but she was still her mother.
Weiss angrily steps in front of Pyrrha.
"Why are you parking here?! This is the only parking spot my company has. So take your tampon race car somewhere else."
"Actually, bitch, it has my name on it."
Pyrrha points down to her name written in purple spray paint by their feet. I.M.P is crossed out on the ground.
"Wow that's a little on the nose" said Yang.
"I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the infinitely more successful companies in the building."
Collective consciousness 'Uh triple burn'
Yang sees the star from the van " No way..."
"And they wanted to have me come in this week to lead their team during spring break." Said Pyrrha
"A week?! No, no, you are not parking here for a fucking week!"
"Aw, you mad, Weissy? You gonna run off, leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room, steal their car…"
"…and run three rings to Wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons?!"
"Goddamn it whore, you will not let that go!" says Weiss.
"Choke on a sandpaper cock."
Pyrrha flips him the bird and walks away while Loona fearfully lowers her head in the van.
"Well…it seems there was more to their relationship than we thought" said Ren.
Jaune agreed with him "Yeah no kidding."
Weiss follows Pyrrha "Hold on, you better move that pussy wagon right now or I'm gonna…" A towering muscular Hellhound man appears behind Weiss and growls "You'll what?"
Weiss cowers in fear "Or I'll… um… I'll call HR."
Blake burst out laughing but stopped "Sorry."
"Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well" Pyrrha leaves with her bodyguard and flips Weiss off and gives her the middle finger. "Ta ta, fuck stain."
"Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that" said Weiss. Yang steps out of the van "You know Pyrrha Nikos?!"
"Huh? Oh yeah, her, yeah, we dated."
Weiss blushed in embarrassment.
Pyrrha grit her teeth, she would never date this bitch.
"Was it before or after she became a pop star?" asked Ruby.
Jaune steps out of the van. "Wait, you dated a pop star?"
"Okay, why are you all acting like that's such a shock?" said Weiss a little offended.
Yang turned to her "Hello, it's Pyrrha Nikos?"
"It's you?" added Ruby.
Jaune scratched his head "I just… Is she blind? Suffering some form of brain damage?"
"What the hell! They're calling me ugly, I should fire them!" said Weiss ' I should send them to the mines.'
(A/N: Yes Weiss ,channel your inner Schnee , send them to the gulags of Atlas)
"Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives."
"Seriously Weiss?!You were in my fridge last episode!"
Jaune looked at her weirdly "You do that all the time, boss!"
"Come on, you kinda do that" said Ruby.
"You totally do that" added the hellhound.
Ruby grins mischievously "So, what was sex with her like?"
"Ruby!?Where has your innocence gone?!" Yang fake cried.
(A/N: Probably when her mother died.
Salem: LMAO)
Jaune looks taken aback "Ruby!"
"What?! It's a pop star! You'd wanna know what sex with Michael Crawford was like."
"Touche."
Weiss has had enough of their bullshit "Okay, look, let's just drop it! Ruby, find a temporary spot for that truck. Okay Yang, Jaune, let's go handle this shit." Weiss tosses Ruby some keys and she gleefully catches them before running off. The scene cuts to Yang, Jaune and Weiss stepping out of an elevator. Yang walks nervously forward.
"You think they saw me? Fuck! I did my makeup shitty today."
"Don't worry Yang you always look kickass and can kickass" said Ruby.
Weiss smiles at her "Oh you look perfect, Yang. Like always."
Yang narrows her eyes and scowls "Shut up, mo—"
"Demon dude! Explain why I almost called Weissicle mom"
"Well…you are adopted"
Weiss' smile grows wider, Yang catches herself and shoves Weiss aside "Yang checks her face in a handheld mirror, stepping over Weiss before accidentally bumping into Vortex. She looks up in embarrassment "Oh. Whoa." Vortex glances down at Yang. Yang blushes and wags her tail. Weiss smiles at Yang before he gasps in shock. He moves between Yang and Vortex.
"Someone is having a crush!" cheered Nora.
"Hey, big man. Where's your bitch bag of an employer?" asked Weiss.
She's in her office. There wasn't room on the second floor so they rented one here on this .
"Oh come on!"
"Sorry" Vortex walks away.
"Oh no you don't, bitch!" said Weiss
Jaune walks up to Weiss "Sir, how about you let me go in and try to reason with her? I don't really listen to what's classified as "pop genre" music, so her status to me is name recognition alone…"
Nora snorts "Hah once again Jaune-Jaune knows jack about Pyrrha!"
"In my opinion, her music is a bit derivative of"
"Jaune, shut the fuck up."
"Alrighty then." Jaune steels himself,pushes open the doors and goes inside. The silhouettes of Jaune, Pyrrha and her gang of succubitches are seen through the glass window. "Hello Miss Pyrrha, was it? I work for I.M.P and it is actually rather important for us to retain the singular parking space we were assigned because-"
A demon belle points at Jaune "Aw, look at the little one. He's got a wittle bow tie."
"Please don't condescend me, ma'am. I—"
"Want a kissy, little guy?"
"A… kind offer, but… I'm married."
The gang of demons surround Jaune "Hey, why don't you send a little message from me back to your bitch of boss?" says Pyrrha
Jaune screams "Don't touch that!"
Weiss rushes to the windows pressing her hands on it.
"Jaune, don't let her access any of your holes!"
Jaune races back into the hall, panting with his back against the door. He walks past them, battered and shaken with red lipstick kisses all over his face.
" I… I gotta go lie down… now."
"Aww Jaune ran away from the 'kissy-kissy'?"
Jaune looks at Yang with determination.
"I'm a married man Yang…and an Arc never goes back on his word.(A/N : Dattebayo!"
Weiss was pissed "Oh, this won't STAND!" Weiss shoves both doors open, causing Pyrrha and her gang to notice "All right Bitch! That's it! If you're gonna be shitty to my employees, then I challenge you to a fucking... challenge! Fuck, I said that twice."
A demon looks at him "Mmmm. Is this Imp girl starting a demon duel?" Pyrrha laughs "I think she is." Pyrrha leans in toward Weiss "What's the game then, Weiss?"
"Every year, you STD spreaders go up topside for easy pickings while spring break is a prime time for crime of all kinds. So I bet... you succubitches can't fuck as many people as we can off by the end of the day!"
All the succubi begin to laugh, but Weiss glares at them and they stop laughing.
"Seriously that's the best she could think of?" said Blake.
"Yeah a pancake/cookie eating competition would have been far better!" said Nora and Ruby then glared at one another
"Or a punfest!"
Pyrrha looks at Weiss "Oh, you're serious?" She leans in close to Weiss's face, whispering "Game on, bitch!"
Later at the IMP headquarters, Weiss stands in front of the whiteboard. Behind him is an easel with drawings on papers. The other I.M.P members sit at a table and listen.
'Let's hear her plan'
'Hmpf I'll show them why I should have been made team leader.'
"Alright, shut your assholes, here's how we're going to do this shit. First, we find a fuck ton of clients. We portal up. We have our fun murder time as per usual. We pile all the bodies into a big fucking canoe. We push said canoe into some water. We light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, maybe a goose, too. Fuck it. They come and eat the bodies, we win the bet… We rub it in that sloppy bitch's drunken whore ass face. Do you have any questions?"
"Wow just wow Ice Queen" said Yang
"your plan is insane!" said Blake
"It is pretty bad" said Ren.
"Uh, yeah. Why was that nonsense?" asked Jaune,the audience agreeing with him.
"That wasn't a question."
"That wasn't a plan"
"'Im sorry, but that was a flawless presentation of what we should do, Jaune. It's not my fault you've got a smooth little brain upstairs."
Jaune was pretty angry ' Smooth brain?SMOOTH BRAIN
I'm the best tactician in this oumdamned school!I killed a deathstalker with my team and I didn't know squat about grimm!"
"A what now?"
"I'm calling you slow, Jaune. God, why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless baby dick troll?"
"Well why don't you take an art class?"
"Why don't you see how expensive they are?!"
"Hey, is there a way I can come with you guys this time?" asks Yang. Weiss crosses his arms in disapproval "Absolutely not. I forbid it. Not gonna happen. Sorry, sweetie. Spring break is no place for young vulnerable goth girls. You know the kind of freaks up there who'd drool all over you!"
Everybody looks at the audience.
"Come on! I don't drool at myself" said Yang but seeing the stares back down a bit "not all the time" 'You gotta admit I look good even as a hellhound'
"Well, I can blend in with humans easy enough. Just let me tag along."
Weiss scoffs " She can't even blend with the faunus" she doesn't notice the glare Blake sent her way.
"Wait, say that again" said Weiss.
"I can blend in…?"
"Do you have a human disguise?" Ruby asks.
"I do ,don't you?" The imps nervously look at each other "You three have been screwing around on Remnant this whole fucking time without human disguises?!"
Nora guffawed "Haha they looked like they swallowed a rock"
"Okay, new plan!" said Weiss. "Yang can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest. Okay how about that?"
"Flawless logic" said Ruby.
"I think you're missing the biggest issue, sir. Isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? We aren't just going up to massacre." said Jaune.
"I got that covered, Jaune."
Later, Weiss puts up a flyer reading "Spring Break Victim, 50% Off!" with drawings of Weiss, a dead victim.
"Now, we wait" said Weiss.
"50% off you can say this price is a murder" said Yang.
"Sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled bad grammar flyer!"
Jaune and Weiss look to see demons lining up, looking at the flyer. Weiss grins smugly and elbows Jaune. Weiss strolls toward the other demons.
The scene cuts to a beach. People happily walk around, relax and talk. Weiss, Jaune, Ruby and Yang hide behind coral-covered rocks under a dock.
"Now remember, we can't be seen, alright? And loose shots will likely cause a panic, so Yang can help with leading targets to a better spot to off them. You got the list, Yang?" said Weiss.
Yang skims a long list in her hands and gives it a sniff "Got it."
Yang stands up and in a swirling flash of blue light, she turned into a human version of herself. The imps stare in shock.
"Looking there Yang, you're really yanging that look" said Yang to herself and a few people rolled their eyes.
Weiss looks at Yang "Oh Yang, look at you! You look downright awful!"
Both Yangs glare at Weiss.
"I am so proud. Now fetch!"
Yang peers in front of her, her target humans outlined in red in her vision.
"Wow she can see the targets" said Ruby.
"No Ruby, I can sniff them out."
Yang smirks and strolls over to a tall man wearing sunglasses. She moves a finger toward his chest and gives him a flirtatious grin. She motions behind her and to a private alleyway. Yang leads him into the alleyway and leans against the wall. The man reaches out to grab her in lust but is shot in the head by Weiss spying on the roof. She gives Yang a thumbs up. In the next shot, a blonde man runs to her in an alleyway with a hungry lustful look on his face. He is caught in a noose by Weiss. On a rooftop, a brown haired man leans in to kiss Yang, but Ruby knocks him off the roof with a kick. The man falls into a dumpster that Jaune slams shut. Yang walks with a fat man down the sidewalk and a flower pot crashes into his head. Weiss kills a woman with a knife, Ruby kills a white haired woman with a spiked baseball bat, another woman gets shot in the head. Weiss and the gang put the bodies in bloodstained dark trash bags, closing them. In the background, Ruby jumps on another body.
"Say what you will about alter-us but we make some pretty good assassins" said Jaune probably thinking on how to kill Neptune.
(A/N: drowning maybe)
"That's nine kills in the bag! I like to see that waily snatch orgasm that many…"
They look out to see a concert "All right spring breakers! Y'all ready to get fucked up and make some bitchin' bad choices?!"
A fan boy rips his shirt that has her name written on his chest "Pyrrha"
"Wow Pyrrha is having concert?!" cheered Ruby.
"Yes, let's see how good she can sing said Weiss" hoping her new rival remains in her place, the mud.
"Fuck you Weiss" appears on the screens. Weiss growls like a rapid animal with droll foaming from his mouth.
"Pack your bags. Sun's out. Take a vacay, babe. Take it straight to bone town.
V-time, free time, baby relax. Self care, no hair, Mistralian wax. Hornt up succu-bus to the beach. Catch some rays while catching some D."
Pyrrha blushed after hearing the lyrics.
"God dammit! That bitch started her goadish mating call! Now she's gonna win all those sex maniacs! We gotta pick things up, guys! He on the list, Yang?"Weiss mentions pinting to a vomiting blonde man next to her. "Huh? Yeah.. I-I think so." Distracted, Yang looks at Vortex guarding the stage "Good!"
Weiss takes out an axe.
"Whoa, what are you? A leprechaun?"
"Oh yeah, pretty cool, huh?" Weiss smashes his head with a black and red sharp ax "But you sure as shit ain't gonna tell nobody. All right, next one, Yang, come on. Yang? Wait, where—" Weiss glances around to find Yang nowhere in sight. She panics. "Where's my baby?!"
Ruby points to the stage "Look"
Yang walks over toward Vortex, avoiding a French-kissing couple and tossing aside a bra. A male incubus smirks at her, eyebrows raised. She knocks him out with a punch.
"Heh that punch reminds me of the good old days" said Yang.
"Where you would beat off any boy approaching you or me sis?"
"Now, who wants a piece of this?!" Pyrrha tosses her bottle into the ocean, creating a golden portal. A fish appears, which rapidly grows into a monster.
"What did she have in that bottle!?" yelled Weiss.
"Alcoohol my dear… obviously!" said Alastor smirking at her.
Yang walks over nervously toward Vortex.
"Heyyyy… you…"
"Oh, hey. You're the hound working for my boss's freaky ex."
"Yeah. Sorry if that's weird."
"It's cool. Her beef ain't mine. I'm not paid enough to care."
"Yeah. Yeah. I'm Yang!"
"Why the heck am I so nervous?! Why is he so indifferent! That boy should be hounding for me" said Yang.
"Okay." He repeats her nervous tone and smile "I'm Vortex!"
"That's hot. I mean like literally you know because vortexes, you know, they give off heat. Probably. Right?"
"Uh, yeah. I guess. But my friends call me Tex."
"Oh yeah? I wish I had friends. I mean no, I mean, I don't. I… I don't have friends."
"Wow this version me must have switched minds with Ruby to be so awkward"
"HEY!"
Weiss arrives and stands between them "Am I interrupting something?"
"Nah. Just having a conversation."
Weiss turns to Vortex " "Conversation" leads to HPV!"
The audience groans.
The scene turns to Jaune and Ruby hiding behind metal cans.
"And... we've lost her. ~Sigh It's looking like it's up to us handle this list Ruby."
"Hell yeah! Team R and J, getting shit done, making the moneys!"
Jaune and Ruby run off in the sunset and kill more people starting with the ice cream shop before jumping over the rooftop to kill some more.
"It's almost cute, if it weren't so brutal" says Yang.
Yang turns to Weiss pissed " Weiss! Get the fuck out of here. You're gonna get us all into shit!"
"I just wanted to see what was so important that you'd be distracted from your job."
"What, I can't have a break?"
"We have a parking spot on the line!"
"It's like pancakes on the line but less important" added Nora.
Vortex turns to Weiss " Hey, why don't you chill out?"
"Why don't you stay out of it? Okay, this is our business. "
Yang groans "Fuck, Weiss! Why can't you stay out of my face for like five minutes?!"
"Because I adopted you! And that should mean something."
"Oh, what does it matter? You're not my real mom! I was almost eighteen!"
"It still counts!"
"Well, it shouldn't! I didn't need you then, bitch! I don't now."
"Damn that was pretty harsh" said Jaune.
"I agree" said Yang.
Ruby and Jaune hides behind a table with steel barrels of beer. Ruby loads a crossbow for Jaune to take it. He peeks over and prepares to shoot when a human man comes over and throws the beer can down.
"Yeah! Party!"
The man knocks the cans aside, sending Jaune and Ruby into the air. Jaune lands in front of dozens of people. A woman points at Jaune in disgust.
"Ewww! Oh my god! It's a fucking possum!"
Yang grinned "Well, Jaune the Possum has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
"Oh, crumbs!"
"Jaune tries to get away, but one of the he is caught by the tail."
"I got it!"
A boy picks up Jaune and shoves him into a barrel of beer. The group cheer about "Beer possom" as they carry the barrel away. Jaune drinks the beer inside and gets drunk.
Ren panicked "Oh godthey are getting Jaune drunk!" a drunk Jaune is a very bad Jaune as Nora would say.
Scene changes to Weiss. Yang tries to say something to an upset Weiss, who crosses his arms "Uh… Weiss… I'm-"
"Enjoy your break, Yang. I'm gonna go kill something!"
"Damn, girl. That was savage. You okay?" He places a comforting hand on her shoulder. Yang blushes.
"Yeah, I'm fine. She'll get over it. She always does."
"I'm glad you could stick up for yourself, at least. Mmm. Takes guts."
"Thanks"
Back to Ruby and Jaune.
Ruby goes over toward a wobbling barrel. She tips it over and Jaune and the beer spill out onto the ground.
"Jaune!"
"Ruby! Hi! Hey! Hey, when did you get four heads? I wanna kiss 'em!"
"Hey Jaune is pretty cute when he is drunk" said Ruby
"Indeed he is " agreed Pyrrha
(A/N: The things she could to a drunk Jaune wink wink)
Jaune just blushes in embarrassment.
Ruby picks up the drunken Jaune. The fish monster emerges from the ocean. The humans and the succubus saw the monster. The monster crushes a relaxing human, sending blood everywhere. The humans scream and run away. Weiss looks at the monster as she finishes chocking another man. The fish monster roars. Jaune sees the monster "Ooooh, fish." The monster wraps its tongue around Jaune, pulls him closer and closes its mouth and Jaune is too drunck to realize the danger he is in.
Ruby spots a man with a cocktail and kills him with a knife. She lights a cloth on fire and tosses a molotov cocktail at the fish. The fish loses balance and falls down. Ruby rushes into the ocean and slices up the fish's body with her knife. She pries open the monster's mouth. She reaches out her hand toward Jaune, who briefly gives her a high five.
She grabs hold of him and slices the tongue, freeing both of them. Jaune smiles, closes his eyes and spreads his arms as he flies. He lands into Weiss's arms. A human man celebrates after avoiding getting hit from the tongue, but Weiss kills him with his flintlock out of annoyance. Jaune laughs hysterically. Inside of the monster's mouth, Ruby punches the tongue as the monster spits her out as Ruby starts wrestling with it. Ruby leaps into the air with her knife and lands inside the monster. She slices off his stomach from the inside before tiredly making her way back to shore.
"Damn Ruby is such a badass" said Nora.
"And Jaune is so incompetent" said Weiss
"I know they're perfect for one another at least in this universe" said Yang glaring at Jaune because she him smirking for a second.
"God! I love that woman!"
"Oh she totally pegs you, doesn't she?" asked Weiss.
"I'm not pegging Jaune, I'm bugging Jaune to make him a gun" said Ruby.
"Oh yeah, way to show off, Ruby" shouted Weiss.
"Is Jaune okay?"
"Oh, yeah, he's fine." Said Weiss as she dropped him like a sack of potatoes.
Ruby holds Jaune in her arms as Jaune grins with a doped expression.
"This is funny. I'm sooooo… drinky." Ruby hugs Jaune, happily laughing.
"Okay, this is too wholesome for my liking." said Weiss
'Thank all the rings of hell…That was to wholesome' Alastor was beginning to get a headache.
Pyrrha arrives at the scene
"Weiss."
"Oh perfect. That must be the whores!"
"That was handled rather… obvious, don't you think?"
Ruby tosses the 'alcoohol' bottle "I don't think this belonged to any of us. Would be a shame if anyone found out you guys were behind a giant monster fish in the human world."
Jaune laughs histerically "Oh Satan! You all be so… fucked!"
"Yeah, well you three nasty ass gremlins will be in shit for not being in disguises."
Jaune faceplanted onto the sand " A human called me a possum. I am not a possum!"
"You know, we could keep this little Bee movie scene on the down low if you agree to let us use that parking space." Said Weiss
Pyrrha looked reluctant " …Fine."
"All of this just for a parking spot" said Weiss "just for a parking spot!"
Weiss turns to the others "We fucking won!"
Ruby cheers "Fuck yeah!"
"In your face, bitch!"
Pyrrha scoffs at them "Come on, let's get out of here. Tex!"
Tex turns to Yang "Well, guess it's time to bounce, but hey, if you're ever down to party, I'll give you a ring sometime."
"Really? I mean, heh, yeah. Yeah."
"Yeah. My girlfriend throws a ton of crazy hound parties." As Vortex mentions his girlfriend, Yang's expression shifts into dejection.
"Of course I get friendzoned, what were the chances!"
'I would say that was karma but I'll keep it to myself' thought Blake.
"Nice. Can't wait for my first one."
Vortex laughs "Let's get you some friends, girl."
"Come on, Yangy! Let's go back and park our fat fucking car in our fat fucking space!" yelled Weiss
Weiss mockingly gives Pyrrha double middle fingers through the portal, making her growl in anger.
The screen turns black
"So what do you think?" asked Alastor
"I think the whole challenge was pointless" said Weiss " I can't believe we did all that just for a parking lot"
"Yeah it was pretty dum" said Yang
"Aww Yang you were just bummed because you were friendzoned"
"She can't be friendzoned if she didn't have any friends, the friendzone didn't even exist" added Nora laughing.
(A/N: fatal hit)
"Haha at least I now know how you feel Nora" said Yang smirking.
(A/N: fatal hit)
#Nora chooses Ren "Rennie defend your queen"
'I wished I could have beaten the ice bitch' thought Pyrrha.
"Let's proceed then. This one is Ruby and Jaune's favorite…" said Alastor dramatically pausing.
"Yes/Yes?"
"SUPERHEROES!"
"YAY!"
OMAKE AMBER ALERT (also hint) :
Jaune tells his girlfriend Amber the truth.
"Amber... I'm Invincible" dramatic pause
"I know…"
"Excuse me?!" said Jaune
"I know you're Invincible"
"How?How long have you known?!"
"For about three weeks."
"Three weeks?! What the fu- Three weeks?!If you knew for three weeks why have you given me a hard time"
"Because you weren't spending any time with me."
"I'm a Superhero dammit…Three weeks what the fuck"
My best friend almost got killed by a cyborg.I saved his life and along with others and YO ASS STILL GOT MAD!"
"You lied!You didn't tell me you were a superhero!"
"SECRET
IDENTITY"
"Also you didn't show up to volunteer at the soup was a big deal for me Mark"
"FUCK! Amber I'm-I'm sorry, I really am sorry,you know I'm sorry that FEEDING HOMELESS N***** IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE SAFETY OF OUR COMMUNITY, and I would have made it,I really would have made it on time ,IF I ALMOST DIDN'T FUCKING DIE.I ALMOST DIED."
"I needed you to be there like you said you would!"
"Am I on mute?Am I talking to a fucking wall?Is this really even happening right now?I pinched myself I didn't wake up BECAUSE I ALMOST FUCKING DIED."
"But you lied to me"
"At this point I'm talking to myself
FUCK YOU BITCH"
"Excuse me ?!"
"FUCK…YOU…YOU INCONSIDERATE ASS DUM ASS UNGRATEFULL ASS STUPID ASS BITCH
I've been trying so hard to keep you a part of my life in those interesting ass times trying to be a fucking hero trying to save the motherfucking world and you're motherfucking ungrateful you stupid ass BITCH
I WENT tO MOTHERFUCKING MARS AND GOT YOU A FUCKING ROCK
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU"RE THE ONLY BITCH ON EARTH WITH A MOTHERFUCKING MARS ROCK!
AND YOU GOT THE FUCKING NERVE TO GO TO A PARTY WITH SOME RANDOM ASS BASTARD YOU BARELY EVEN KNOW
I"LL OMNIMAN YOUR SHIT RIGHT NOW
DID HIS DICK TASTE GOOD AMBER?
FUCK YOU!"
"JAUNE…you should go."
"I'm going…bitch I'm Invincible I can any bitch from here to Kansas
Fuck you I'm going to fuck Pyrrha.
Have a good life!"
watch?v=kYFRIl67AFg
Jaune as Mark
Amber as Amber