Rated M for smut

BRRIINNNN-BRRIINNNN-BRRIINNN-THUD.

"Urgh..."

Gintoki woke up rather groggily as he once again slammed down his Justaway clock to end the assault on his ears, except he looked rather apathetic that his sleep had been so rudely interrupted, like he had just accepted a fate he could never escape from. Even when he brought his head up slightly and noticed he had a pitched tent under his blanket, he simply let his head fall back onto his pillow and put a hand to his face.

"When the hell did I wake up with morning wood...? No shonen protagonist wakes up like this..." he mumbled. He was quickly reminded why he woke up like that. The day that almost escalated from semi public displays of affection to shameless public sex. Getting pinned to the wall. Her hands and tongue roaming his body with reckless and shameless abandon. Squeezing her soft, bouncy balls... Her hand drifting down his length in an attempt to get something out of him... All of it only happened yesterday. It made him feel hot under his blanket. And he wanted to feel more of it, more of this lewd, dominating side of Tsukuyo. His sleep had almost been entirely occupied by nothing but the many possibilities of the way he'd reach *base. It turned him on, and he wasn't even next to her. He was in bed with an erection under his blanket. He pulled the cover off and walked over to his bathroom in a trance and shut the shoji door.

He stripped down and ran the taps for a bath. If he was going to do this he may as well clean himself up after it. He sat down in his piping hot bath. He shuddered slightly as he ran his hand along his shaft, feeling its rigidity. What if Tsukuyo tried this...? Man that would be amazing...actually she almost did he thought. His mind ventured deeper into that, feeling the potential pleasure of her silky smooth hands delicately caressing his hard length and doing the rubbing for him, instead of him doing it himself like he was right now. His hand slowly and mechanically started to move up and down. He was already hot and bothered in his bed from just thinking about doing it with her, as well as some of the naughty things they could get up to, but he was sweating in his bathroom more so from the mere concept of going at it with her like shameless animals rather than the hot bath he ran for himself. He quietly panted as his hand continued moving up and down, his breath condensing in the air. His mind took it a step further as he imagined the idea of Tsukuyo gradually taking his third leg and putting it in her mouth and sucking it with velocity, her head bopping up and down while he would look on underneath her, holding her head as she did so. His hand clenched harder at the thought and began to move faster. His panting started to quicken. The idea of him climaxing while she was still there, taking in everything in her mouth and swallowing it all...God that's so gross but oh so hot... His mind began to simulate many different scenarios, many of them ranging from pounding Tsukuyo with his third leg as she wailed in pure bliss, to it being the other way around, even doing it while her back was turned so that he could have front seat to her porcelain smooth butt. Going at it on all fours while gripping her waist tightly like dogs, feeling her insides with his hand as her hips surged upwards while she gasped and gave out quivering groans. Even the mere idea of his tongue tasting her. His eyes were fully sealed shut, gritting his teeth as his hand continued moving faster, his quick pants evolving into audible, pleasurable moans. Doing the deed with her whilst pinned against a wall. Whoever was pinned didn't matter. Handling her ass with his hand that would infiltrate the high slit in her kimono, holding her thigh as he'd pound her whilst standing up. It was all too good. Hell, they could even do it right here, in a bath no less. His moans turned into loud groans as he could feel Gin-junior close to bursting. He needed one more thing, one more thought to deprive him of all the energy he built up. If he failed, he'd be walking around with it sticking out like a sore thumb for the rest of the day. Maybe she'd wouldn't mind, but what about everyone else? His reputation would be ruined, The gorilla author's reputation would be ruined, Gintama could be ruined and shut down. Shu*sha's reputation could be in tatters. It was too much to comprehend, not that he could do much comprehending anyway as his mind turned to mush. There was one bit he knew would happen every time. In all those scenarios, the outcome remained the same: She will come. She will moan his name in pure bliss. She will be his. The idea of coming inside her as she wailed in seductive heaven in every single situation was enough to do it. He groaned loudly as he felt his length pulsing in small intervals as he came, signified by a few bubbles popping out of the water. He continued moving his hand in order to extract every last bit out before slouching back against the edge of the bathtub panting heavily, his eyes closed as if he was dreaming. Well, everything he just thought of was technically a dream. But he wanted to make it a reality. All of them. There was also one other thing he wanted to make a reality: having an actual bath. No way was he washing himself when his semen was in the water. He slowly climbed out of the bath, his third leg having deflated from having constant pressure applied to it, and drained the water before replenishing the bathtub with fresh, clean water. He dipped back in and sat back in peace.

Unsurprisingly he didn't have any work that could given to Shinpachi and Kagura, but it didn't bother him too much. He told them to take the day off to let them do their own thing, the former going off to manage his idol fanclub while the latter went to take their giant Inugami Sadaharu for a walk. Sadaharu interestingly enough gave a rather deadpan look at Gintoki as he exited the house with Kagura, as if to say: "NOW is the chapter I show up in even though I'm constantly in your house?" Gintoki stared back at the now closed front door, knowing that it wasn't his responsibility to get page time for his pet. Not when he spent the last three days getting progressively messier with Tsukuyo. He ruffled his hair as he went to get changed for his second consecutive job for Hinowa.

Once he took a few steps out of the lift to Yoshiwara he was almost immediately greeted by a kunai to the forehead as well as his rather attractive girlfriend, looking slightly paranoid based on her rising and falling chest and pink cheeks.

"I didn't even take five steps forward and I already get one to the head. The hell I do this time?" He lazily asked, completely unfazed by the blood trickling down his head.

"Ya-ya late. Secondly the Hyakka are on my case about...well me and you. They keep bringing up this...idea that we're a thing! If only you kept the things we did hidden and away from attention!" She anxiously replied.

"And who's idea was it to hold my hand when we went up the lift last night?" He replied with his deadpan stare, pulling out the embedded kunai and wiping his bloody forehead with his yukata sleeve. This would have owed him another kunai to the forehead except he casually caught the second one between his fingers before dropping it. He took a few steps closer and wrapped his arms around her waist, causing her to flush pink slightly and looked into her eyes.

"Don't worry about them. If it happens, it happens. They're all adults right? They know better than to spy on us while we have our spare time. One more thing. You owe me compensation for hurting me and my head hurts. Can you make my head feel better?" He whispered huskily.

This ain't fair. He's acting like a child who hurt his knee on the playground and he wants COMPENSATION for something HE contributed to?! She thought to herself. And yet, I want to be with him no matter what, even for trivial things like this... he stirs my heart every single time.

"Sigh...fine. Just this once..." She pouted, giving him a kiss on the forehead with her hands on his shoulders. The sensation of her lips on his forehead stirred a faint feeling of arousal, something Gintoki really didn't want so early in the day. Fortunately he shrugged it off as they released each other.

"So what's the problem this time?"

"Nothing much, just need some help with patrolling for a few hours."

"...That's it?"

"...yep."

"You sure it's not for-"

"A-another word and I'll reject ya compensation and put ya head in the ground!"

"...Fineee-" THWACK.

The majority of the day passed without a great deal of drama as Gintoki accompanied Tsukuyo on her daily patrol with the Hyakka, the paramilitary enforcers that she commanded to protect Yoshiwara. Not even the Shinsengumi held jurisdiction here. Aside from the occasional bugger that harassed a courtesan here and there, Yoshiwara was relatively peaceful, and it provided ample opportunity for the Hyakka to playfully jab the pair over their relationship in unique ways. By that they gossiped amongst themselves about the possible things they got up to when their boss was off work. Stealthily of course, since it was possible they'd get a light slap on the wrist as punishment for slacking off on the job. By that a possible kunai thrown at them.

"I wonder what sort of things they get up to?"

"There's no way boss would lose her-"

"Hey! No slacking off ya hear?!"

"Y-yes boss!"

By the time late evening rolled around Gintoki and Tsukuyo had more or less finished for the day, and recuperated on the balcony on top of Hinowa's tea shop for some rest. He'd already received his payment from Hinowa but decided to stay for a little bit longer.

"I'm not finished yet. I'm still gonna go out for a little while longer." She declared.

"What? Why? You've done enough for the day. Let the rest of your ladies do the work. Don't you know anything about working shifts? This is how you overwork yourself, terminator." Gintoki teased as he took a sip from his sake cup whilst leaning his elbow on the balcony.

"S-stop calling me that ya freaking addict!" She hit back.

"I can't deny that honestly..." He mumbled.

"Whaddya mean by that?" Tsukuyo said looking rather puzzled as she stared off into the distance, also resting her elbows on the balcony and leaning forwards slightly, making her backside stick out in an unintentionally seductive way. Naturally, Gintoki took notice, glancing at her round butt and the rest of her body, especially the high slit that exposed her thighs and her fishnet stockings. His eyes subtly switched from laziness and fatigue to being glazed and could feel his third leg standing up. He downed his sake as he too stood upright and slowly snaked an arm around her waist, turning her body to face him.

"If you take the night off you'll find out..." He seductively whispered, lightly putting a hand to her chin as the arm wrapped around her waist pulled her closer, his hand moving down to infiltrate the high slit in her kimono, navigating its way to gently squeeze her butt. She lightly moaned in response as she instinctively wrapped her own arms around his neck and waist, also under the influence of arousal.

"Alright...fine then." She whispered affirmatively. She released the kunai (and tossed it far into the room) that held her hair up, letting it fall to her shoulders, which aroused Gintoki even more.

"You've been pulling that out every time we do this...you like it when I'm like this don't you?" Her fingernails slowly crawled along his neck and collarbone to his cheek, making him shiver ever so slightly in pleasure before leaning her head in to slip her tongue into Gintoki's mouth, making him moan straight away, and the two navigated their way back inside the room, with the latter closing the shoji door so that no one could peer in, not that anyone would bother to anyway. As the two carried on their tonguing, Tsukuyo attempted to back him into the wall, intending to have her way like the night before, but Gintoki had enough presence of mind to know what she was planning and reversed his position at the last moment to pin her against the wall. Tsukuyo would whine about it but the idea of having Gintoki take charge simply turned her on more, as did he.

"Veeery clever, Shinigami Tayuu, but not this time..." He mumbled amorously, as his left hand that rested on her butt to the front, right where her crotch was. He pressed a finger against her core, feeling her outline through her underwear, all the while using his right hand to slide her kimono down to expose her left shoulder and sucking on it ravishingly.

"Gin-mmm...toki-nrghh...what are you-mrghh...doing?" She babbled. Whatever the hell he was doing gave her an overpowering wave of ecstasy as she moaned through gritted teeth. She could feel her underwear get increasingly damp as his finger continued to rub against her outline roughly and arched her back out of instinct. She could feel her entire body sweating buckets, doing whatever she could to keep herself from moaning aloud. Her heart was pounding out of her chest as she closed her eyes shut to stave off the possibility of climaxing. In her clothes no less. She never felt so shameless, but if she had to feel like this, she'd rather do it in front of someone equally shameless. She suddenly felt something press up against her core, as well as a hand slide up her leg to rest on her butt, causing her to gasp sensually.

"Don't worry Tsuki...it's just a warm up. A dry run. Though you're not very dry are you?" He teased with a cheeky grin, continuing to rub her veiled core slowly and arduously. The fact that his third leg was pressing up against her wasn't helping as she desperately tried to cling onto her sanity, just barely keeping her moans restrained inside her mouth. She attempted to move a hand to stroke his bulging erection, but it was in vain as Gintoki's left hand swiftly moved to intercept it.

"Ah ah ah, you had your fun last night. It's my turn now..." He whispered in a deep, husky voice, his eyes emanating pure desire as he slowly grinded his erection against her, grunting as he thrust his hips against her. This is so unfair, I can't believe he got the upper hand on me... her thoughts cried out. Tsukuyo's head whipped up, mustering up all the willpower in her body to keep herself from succumbing to her primal instincts, still trying to hold back her moans and whimpers from breaking out into full blown groans. Gintoki's tongue ravishing her shoulder and neck wasn't helping matters. His right hand moved to hook up her left leg, making her more open to his thrusts, despite both of them being fully clothed. His panting, combined with the fingering and thrusting she had been receiving for the last few minutes caused her mind to almost completely break down. Her muscles relaxed, her eyes opened completely glazed and her noises fully audible for him to hear as she groaned and gasped incredibly erotically. She had only one thing on her mind: for him to fuck her hard. For several minutes, no other noises in that room were heard aside from Gintoki's grunting that was well-timed with each thrust as well as Tsukuyo's sharp gasps:"Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-" . Her remaining leg was starting to shake as Gintoki kept up the pressure, despite not actually being in her. Her underwear was more or less completely wet at this point as his hand graduated from stroking the outline through her underwear to moving past it to stroke the real thing. The feeling was amazing for her. To think she'd get served like this was something she could never have dreamt of since she'd always believed that she discarded her femininity for the sake of protecting Yoshiwara. And if Gintoki said that all this was merely a warm up, she couldn't even begin to comprehend the real deal.

"More, Gintoki..." she moaned.

"Huh...? You're gonna have to-ah...speak up Tsukuyo, I can't hear you..." He smirked mischievously, having slowed down his thrusts as if to intentionally both frustrate and torture her with his languid movements.

"Fuck, Gintoki! I want more!" She yelled in desperation.

"That's better Tsuki...god you're so shameless right now, you're actually turning-argh- into an actual courtesan." He quipped.

"Just shut up and get on with it!" She begged.

"If you say so Tsuki..." He graciously complied, beginning to accelerate his grinding as well his fingering, having now put a second digit inside her that moved in and out of her soft core. The constant thrusting also caused her other shoulder to be exposed and the kimono now lowered itself to a point where it exposed her soft, luscious breasts. Gintoki took his chance and buried his face in them before licking circles around one of her breasts, and then the other before sucking on her nipples. Her gasps now graduated into loud erotic groans of "Hah-hah-hah-ah-ah" as his simultaneous actions was beginning to overwhelm her senses, taking in as much air as possible through her heavy panting and groaning before each thrust drove it out. Her single leg that remained standing was close to buckling under the intensity, and she was close to bursting. Even her eyes were starting to roll back from the sheer amount of pleasure as she babbled his name in three syllables ("Gin-to-ki..."). Then she felt his tongue tickling both of her hard nipples and her wet pussy broke down her floodgates as she finally wailed in pure unadulterated euphoria. She could handle no more as she threw her head up involuntarily, instinctively arching her back forwards and twitching as she orgasmed, her body going entirely numb as she collapsed on his body, which was the only thing propping her up against the wall. Gintoki took note of her expression as she came, wanting to immortalise it in his memory as the ideal outcome the next time he did it for real, and slipped his tongue into her mouth as she moaned out her orgasm in his. Meanwhile his now cum-lathered hand was still extracting the last few tremors from her core as she herself involuntarily twitched with each movement. He eventually withdrew them, unintentionally provoking another erotic gasp from her as he did so. Despite that, his body instinctively continued a few more lazy thrusts, drawing out breathless gasps from her before finally grinding to a halt as they stood there panting heavily, his right hand now relinquished his grip on her left leg that he held whilst he panted into her shoulder. She could barely stand on it, let alone stand on her other leg that almost buckled. They spent several minutes catching their breath (Tsukuyo took much longer however) before one of them broke the silence.

"So...how was that?" Gintoki breathlessly asked. She couldn't respond other than look directly into his eyes. He took her hand and guided it to his erection, letting her feel its solid shape.

"Feel that? That's how I feel every time I see ya." He whispered softly. She nodded her head slowly, smiling and humming she tried to memorise the rigidity and shape, slowly moving her hand up and down it, garnering a few small moans from Gintoki, who gently restrained her wrist.

"Save that for later..." He said, before showing her his lubricated left hand. "Honestly I wasn't expecting you to come like this, but it's pretty damn hot." Her face bloomed slightly as he sucked on his fingers, disgusted and aroused by his tasting.

"Gintoki...that's disgusting." She finally remarked.

"If I were to come, you would do exactly the same thing, except I wouldn't mind it." He replied. She couldn't exactly argue against that, so she mustered up whatever strength she had left in her legs and trod on his toes, grinding her fishnet stocking covered feet into them as a way to cover up her secret admission.

"Ow ow ow..."

"That's up to me to decide..."

"Sheesh...you really are a handful aren't you?"

"Any other person, maybe. But for ya, ya can handle me just fine." She said before leaning her head forward for another kiss, which he also did. As they moved their heads away, she turned her head to the bathroom door.

"If ya'll excuse me...I need to take a bath." She declared, having noticed her fluid slowly trickle down her leg. Gintoki offered to help to which she turned down, but accepted being carried into the bathroom since her legs were like jelly. He helped her undress and ran the tap for her, making sure the water was piping hot, and took the opportunity to wash down his hands before being politely asked to leave, which he didn't object to, but not before offering to fold up her clothes and leaving it by the door to be washed, which she accepted.

After roughly an hour of deep cleansing, Tsukuyo exited the bathroom in her nude-pink bathrobe to find a futon laid out for her as well as Gintoki lying down next to it with his hands resting on the back of his head. As he glanced over her, she looked even more captivating and contemplated doing her right then and there, but refrained from acting on that thought.

"I didn't ask ya to do that. Still...I'm grateful for that." She said. He stood up and wrapped his hands around her shoulders.

"Since when were you so thankful over trivial stuff? Anyway, wanna come hang out with me tomorrow?"

"Where to? If you're taking me to pachinko to watch you lose your-"

"No dummy, just taking you out to relax for a bit. I have a few things I mind I wanna do, but that's a surprise."

"Alright. Don't leave me hanging ya hear? Ladies don't like being stood up."

"Since when did you start calling yourself a lady? You're such- OW!" She flicked him on the forehead.

"You're such a dumbass you know... but you're my dumbass." She declared before kissing him on the lips tenderly.

"So possessive...you're moving up from tsundere to yandere at this rate." He sighed. She overlooked his comment, merely smiling at him instead.

"I'll see you tomorrow morning alright? I'll come pick you up."

"It's a deal." She said before giving each other one more kiss before Gintoki let go and made his way out. He stopped at the door when Tsukuyo called his name.

"G'night 'darling'." She said sweetly.

"Good night 'honey'." He replied before sliding the shoji door closed. As he made his way downstairs to exit the tea shop, he didn't notice a shadow that lingered in one of the other rooms. A room that was next to Tsukuyo's.

"Dear me...you two are such troublemakers aren't you?" She said with a smile.

A/N: And chapter 4 is a wrap! Almost time for the 'climax'! Poor jokes aside, this was another chapter I enjoyed writing. Feel free to leave a review, it would be much appreciated!