Hello guys, this is it! The new chapter of the Ridonculous race! Firstly, the reviews!
Memeking the Third: I'm glad you like to see Mad Max return. That was my favorite challenge to write as it involves action and explosion.
TheMasterKat: Glad you excited. Super vehicles are always fun.
N8than: The Blank will make it strike in this very chapter. But yeah, I see your point. Hopefully, this chapter will have some characters to shine.
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Secondary, the show! Let's begin!
"Hello, welcome back to the Ridonculous Race!" Don narrates, "Last time we left off, we introduce weird, oddballs competing on this show for those sweet cash. Now they're off and ready to go into the next inter dimensional challenge! Don't turn off those remotes right now because this is the Ridonculous Race!"
In the vast land of sand, where the remains of car parts and bodies scatter the land. a portal opens up above.
The UHSI screams and hold together as they fall straightly down.
The Devious fall second, with Yzma holding onto Kronk out of fear and told him, "Kronk! Quickly! Pull the string! Pull the string!"
Kronk did so; Unfortunately, the parachute instead ejected out various object like a frying pan, eggs, a manual book about suicide, and a alcohol bottle.
"Huh, cleverist cliche joke ever", Kronk impressively remark.
Several more teams follow suit such as the Squirrel and Moose, Rival Powers, the Sea Creatures, the Blues, the Mutants, and several more.
After the UHSI landed, Chiriro is left on the ground, dizzy and in pain, "Ow, maybe we should've bring an extra parachute just in case".
Miu being top of her, replied, "Hey, at least I know some of my invention works".
"Whatever, can you please get-" Before Chiriro could finish, the entire teams landed onto them, causing everyone to be tangle together from one another, unable to escape.
Only the Fire Nation manage to slip through and head toward the Don box, which was only small distance away.
Slamming the fist down the button, Azula snatch the tip and reads it, with Ty Lee curiously looking over, "Dig it, drill it, or rip it. Let the water flow and gain a key for your selective vehicle".
"Mad Max? More like MAXIMUM MAD! MAD! MAX!" Don narrate, "In this desolate world where luck is long gone and people fashions having tons of spike armor. Today challenge is mainly digging up, clean and fresh water from the ground. Beneth the grounds are containers filled with water. Teams must dig to retrieve the containers and bring it to Doof Warrior".
Don pointed at him, who gave a guitar riff as a demonstration. He has no eyes, wears a redshirt, and has a grin that love his music.
"who will give a guitar riff of approval. Some contains actual water, but others contain surprises. After giving the containers to him, he will give them another tip and a key to their next part of the challenge. Oh, and to make things interesting, teams could either use shovels or anything else", Don then pointed at a pile of junks containing things suitable to dig, even a tank, "But I must warn you, some of the containers are filled with some dangerous stuff in it. And beware to make sure it actually clean water. Sometime, it can be oil, toxin, or even liquid silver".
As Don finish, he got struck by the guitar from Doof Warrior himself. This made Don exclaim, rubbing his head from the pain, "Ow! What the heck, man?!"
"Cool, we doing treasure hunting", Caboose said, looking over the ticket with Tucker.
"No, you idiot", Tucker told him, shutting his excitement, "We gotta dig something out, and I got a better solution".
"So here's the thing, consider Caboose has literally no idea what he's doing most of the time", Tucker said, "I gotta make all the decision myself here. Meaning, I'm literally the team captain. It up to me to do the smart things. Caboose is just my handy guy or mindless servant".
"Oh! Does that mean I'm your moneky?!" Caboose asked.
"Uhhh yeah, like a monkey".
"Does that mean I can have a banana?"
"F**k no".
"Shot gun on the tank!" Mataro said, jumping right into the seat, as Julian follow.
"Darn it! Would love to have that tank", Joker said, as he and Harley ran.
R2D2 went straight pass C3PO, who whines about it, "R2D2, wait for me! I don't the function to run, you know!"
Everyone with no power or having less energy to do so, head toward the pile. They all walk over C3PO, who was tremble and crush, but still unbroken despite being stepped on.
"Help! I think I'm stuck in a ditch!" C3PO cried out.
"Dude, we gotta help our droid friend out", Jay pause and suggested, with Silent Rob nodding in agreement as their love toward the Dorids is too much to ignore.
"I sworn that whoever treat our droid friends with any harm", Jay state, "We will always be there to protect it, right dude".
Rob nodded.
"Right dude. Especially if it belong to our favorite space franchises".
"Nope, not that one", Max said, pulling and tossing away several things from the pile, all while Sam watch on with patience, dodging everything coming at him like a screw driver, a toilet, a chair, and much more, "Too risky, too weak, too breakable".
"Geez, would've been nice to have shovels being out in the open", Sam comment, "In fact, why not choose those. They seem pretty easy to use".
"Nu uh, we need something to make this challenge go quicker", Max told him, resuming back what he's doing, "And some of these junks may have some use. Besides, the other teams have superpower, so let's beat them by our own game".
As everyone scavenging down the pile in search for anything, C3PO, and the Stoners came at last, although C3PO wasn't so happy to meet up with R2D2 again, who was at the pile and needed some assistance.
"R2D2, how unruly of you to left me behind back there", C3PO said to him.
C3PO replied, in a apologize manner, "Vvvvvvvrrrr! Beep! Beep! Vr, romp!"
"Well at least these new lads help me, while you just abandon me back there".
"Boop! Boop! Bomp! Bomp!"
"Don't blame me, you rust bucket!"
"Dude, uhhhh I think we best be going now", Jay said to him, even Rob was agreeing as they knew being in the middle of a argument won't be good.
"It really hard for me to deal with R2", C-3PO confess, "I don't hate him. I just found his sense of personality crude. I say, if I ever win this I could ditch my fellow lad and move onto something new in my life".
"Kronk, hurry up!" Yzma shouted, as Krono was digging his way through the pile like a mole, "We can't lose like this! Not on live TV!"
"Uhhh what exactly are we looking for again? Besides, you know, shovels?"
"A bomb".
This puzzle Kronk, "A bomb? Like literally a plain bomb?"
Yzma facepalm, "Yes, Kronk. A bomb. Two or three, it doesn't matter. Just gather enough and bring it out here, Okay?"
"You know, that doesn't sound like a...great idea. I mean, I'm not even sure if this pile has any bomb in it".
"Well Don did state EVERYTHING can be use to get to those containers, so I assume he meant there's literal bombs in there".
"You just assume?"
"Kronk, there's a literal tank in this pile. If there's a tank, then that means there are bombs. If there's bazookas!" Yzma pointed at Cherri Bomb and Harley pulling and fighting a single bazooka.
"Hands off, clown hooker!" Cherri Bomb shouted, still grinning, "I got it first!"
"No way! Lousy, outdated, nasty...skat, punk girl!" Harley retort, in a way she couldn't figure a better way to insult, "This is for me and sugar!"
"Well your sugar need a better whipping maid than you!"
"Whipping maid?! I'm his lover!"
Cherri Bomb gain the upper hand when kicking her off and running off with the bazooka, all while snickering.
This resume back to Yzma saying, "Then there's a likely chance bombs is hidden somewhere in there. Do you udnerstand?"
"Oh yeah...still not the best argument to be frankly honest", Kronk said, "And also, it pretty risky and unethical using bombs to-"
"Kronk, are you gonna keep going or am I going to shove every spinach puffs down the drain?!"
After hearing the threat of his spinach puffs, Kronk continue searching, "Gotcha, Yzma!"
"Here's the difference between me and Kronk", Yzma confess to herself, only, "Kronk is a buff, moronic man child, while I am a well educated, intelligent, human being that doesn't speak to squirrels or have to pull the same WRONG LEVER! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAAAAAAAAIN! But I digress, that's pretty much the reason why I hire Kronk. As you must know, I never pay any of my workers".
As the Sisters, Street Boys, Detectives, Sea Creatures, Scary Cats, Stoners, Fox's, UHSI, Pirates Ladies, Thunderkittens, Archeologists, Beyblades, Edds, Jellyfish pirates, Mutants, Clowns, Lesbians, Squirrel and Moose, Droids, and Rockers chose the pile to gain some material to help their situation.
Others with more supernatural or mystic abilites, decided to do their own things. After all, the rule state so.
"So any idea how are we going to get those containers?" Ty Lee asked Azula, pressing her hand on the ground, "I mean, besides the fact we aren't Earth Benders sooooo..."
Without responding, she pressed down a huge flame explosion, causing a plastic container to pop out and land back on the ground, "That's how".
"Oooh that's amazing! Wish I could've thought of that".
On the other side, the Stands user with Old Joseph decided to use his stands, the Hermit Purple, for this main challenge, despite only being use for defense.
"Are you certain this is a good idea?" Jotaro asked, beimg a bit wary as Old Joseph was pressing his hands on the ground, "Using a stand now seem's out of place".
"Of course it is!" Joseph relied, "I know what I'm doing here".
"I'm just making sure because it seem's to me you are distracted from something".
"No!" He replied, but the obvious truth is it true. He kept sweating, looking toward his left to see...No Face, staring at him...just...watching.
"If you think I'm scare, I'm not", Joseph state, "I'm just...increasing my Stands! Yeah! That's the point, got a problem with that? Good, I'm all tough and strong. That creep isn't going to drag me down! I beaten many enemies before hand, and that creep is nothing!"
The Pirate Ladies were still searching for something that could be more useful besides shovels, saving those for later.
That is, until Johnny came by and lean near them, attempting to act casual, "Hey ladies..."
Robin, being the more competent and mature one, mutter in a annoyed tone as if she has a clear notion what going to happen, "Oh god".
"I see that you girls are...pirates, correct?"
"Uhh yeah, we are totally are!" Nami replied, very enthusiastic and showing her fist up.
"Nami, a bit too excited?" Robin asked.
"What? Just showing my sportsmanship".
"Well, I'm a pirate too", Johnny sway, "I have tons of ladies back on my ship, and I see you two would be a fine, perfect-"
"No", Robin replied, bluntly. Then she grab Nami arm and move somewhere else, "Come on, Nami. Let's go search somewhere else".
"Awwwwww, but he seem kinda nice", Nami said, being dragged off.
A bit disappointed. Johnny was expected some kind of yes or a positive respond. This surprises him a little, until May came by behind.
"Johnny! What are you doing?" May asked, "Aren't we suppose to work together and focus on the main challenge?"
"Oh! Uhhh yeah, I was just asking those...ummm..pirate ladies if they-"
"Well do it later, okay? The rest of the team are way ahead of us".
"Now, now, May I'm sure we aren't literally behind right now".
May simply gave him a deadpan look, saying, "Johnny, There's only four of us".
"Huh?"
"You and me, and the Devious", She pointed at them, with Kronk still digging through and Yzma crossing her arm and tapping her foot down, impatiently, "Which I'm kinda feeling bad for them right now".
"Johnny may seem like a typical womanizer", May confess, "But he's a kind guy. He's my Captain and I'm always loyal to him! Not that I...have any...feelings toward".
"Hurry up, Kronk! We are literally behind because of you!" Yzma yelled, Crossing her arm as Kronk was deep inside the pile.
"Hey, I think I found something!"
Her tone change from inpatient to surprise, "You do?!"
"Yeah, I'm coming out right now".
She sigh in relief, "Finally, Kronk! I don't know why it hard to found a bomb in this pile of junk!"
"Oh, I found something better!" Kronk came out, holding up something that made Yzma surprise by it...it was a...pirate theme rubber ducky.
"Tada!" Kronk said, looking closely at it and admiring it, all while Yzma stood there with her left eye twitching, "Awww look at this rubber ducky. It so cute. I don't know why someone would throw it away".
All of a sudden, Kronk was hit in the head by a frying pan, done by Yzma who was in rage by it.
"Ow!" Kronk exclaim, rubbing his head.
"Kronk, you imbecile!"
"Hey, that wasn't nice".
"On second thought", Yzma said, "Maybe I should've hire someone with some intelligent".
As Emma was the one hard working to get to those crates, digging with a shovel, her sister Kitty was distracted by everyone ways of dealing with this circumstances.
"Kitty, would you please stop gazing off and help here?" Emma demanded, "I can't work alone you know".
"I know, I know", Kitty said, still not getting her gaze off.
After using the stand, the Stand Users open only to be greeted by a swarm of bees, stinging at old Joseph particular who scream and duck and roll.
Unikitty uses her horn to lift the ground of sands off and getting the container out, only for it to open to release a terrible stinch of bad gasses, causing her and Felicity to collaspe on the ground.
Gwen uses her power to lift the ground up to get to those containers, all while Ben uses his Omnitrix to become a furry, orange alien to dig something out, in this case another container. None of them contain what they looking for and are instead empty.
Deadpool try to begged Cable to borrow his huge laser gun to penetrate the ground and get the containers, "Come on! Pleeeeeeaaaassse! We are suppose to be a team here! Can I use it!"
"How about you back off from me", Cable told him, as Deadpool gave him a grumpy look and just walk pass him, "Thanks you".
He pulled out his huge laser gun and zap the ground, exploding the sand and revealing the container.
"Pfff, what've love to use it right about now" Deadpool said.
The Scary Cat, particulary Shaggy, was digging and manage to pulled out the container.
"Alright Shaggy, let's hope for the best", Shaggy said, "We don't want any funny buisness coming out, alright?"
Shaggy nodded, as soon as they open it two tigers jump out and maw at them.
The Shady Boxers, instead of using any tools that could benefit them; The Irish boxer, Aran decided to use his fist as a way to dig his way to the container, pounding on the ground left and right, all while Flemenco is posing and not being supportive.
Scott and Ramona just look on at them, being unamused or somewhat weirded out by their actions alone.
"Huh, why do I get the feeling some of the teams don't seem...well...sane", Scott comment to Ramona, who shrugged.
"Ha! You call that fisting the sand!" Buddy Thunderstruck comment, getting them attention as well.
He then pulled up his sleeves and hold his fist to the ground, "Watch the Thunderstruck action do the work!"
As he breath in and out, he slam it! He did it, only to feel a pain to his knuckle, possibly due to hitting the hard shell of the container, which fortunately was only dug down a little.
This causes him to collaspe and squeal, shaking back and fourth.
"See...thunder action", Buddy said.
"Wooohooo! That's my buddy!" Darnell gave a thumb up, "You did again, buddy!"
"I know I could".
"Are you alrght?" Scott asked, "You seem like your in great pain now".
"Don't feel too worry, kid", Buddy told him, "I'm just...taking a little break from my thunder strength..."
He then gave his broken hand a thumb up, wimpering, "...Kaboom!"
After that sad event, Kitty was finally bought back into reality by Emma shouted, "Kitty!"
"Oops!" Kitty return, grabbing the shovel and getting back to digging, "Sorry, I was-"
"Enough with the excuse, just focus on the challenge here".
"Kitty can be easily distracted sometime", Emma said, "That's why I don't care how weird, strong, and powerful these guys are. Like I said, I am fully determine to do this".
"Awww, but they seem like cool guys. Maybe I could take a few photos with them".
"How about, no".
Empty, it was to the Fire Nation as the empty crate disappoint them, with Azula showing a little frustration, but resume to her calm and neutral state.
"Great, empty again!" Azula said, kicking the care to other piles of crate they have dug up and all of them were pretty much the same.
"Don't worry, we can still search for another one", Ty Lee told her, trying to assure her, "Don't need to act too angry about it".
"Sure, it not like we are in a competition".
"It just a game, relax. I'm sure we'll get a container that isn't empty".
"I guess so, but you seem way too happy about our situation here".
"Hey, I'm just having as much fun as those guy over there", Ty Lee pointed at the Felines, having open a container, which spray them with a drug gas that causes them to hallucinate and dance.
"Woohoo! It filled with sparkles and raining cake!" Unikitty shouted.
Azula ponder what to do, as she cannot just keep going like this and eventually found a container with clean water. If only there was a water bender around here, this could make this challenge much easier. Unless, there is a better solution. One she can obviously knew what to do, "Hmmm, I think I got a idea".
"Really? What is it?"
"What if we...I know it sounds crazy, but what if we, I don't know...steal one from the other team?"
"What? No, that sounds kinda...cheating, you know", Ty Lee comment, "I mean, we would be put in penalty for that".
"Sorry I may have mispoken", Azula said, "I meant by making some...alliances".
"Ooooh you mean making new friends that could help us?"
"Exactly".
Don narrates, "As teams have enough equipments and tools to do the job, some were...busy at this moment".
As if dealing with a captain wasn't enough, Tucker came near the Pirate Ladies who ( In this case, Robin ) weren't having it and just try to ignore him.
"Hey ladies, nice clothing you got there?" Tucker compliment, "The names Tucker, from the blue team. I'm a sharp shooter and a great combat guy. I was wondering if you ladies are interest of making-"
"No", Robin replied, continue to dig and not make eye contact.
"...well, how about a little-"
"No".
"A short".
"No".
"How about this-"
"No, will you please go", She told him, "Don't you have something to do? I'm pretty sure flirting isn't going to help your team, you know".
"Well, Yeah...but", Tucker look toward Caboose from the distance, who bury himself in sand and was playing sand castle with a toy shovel and bucket.
"Heheheheheh, cute sand castle", Caboose said, adding more sand into his sand castle.
This made Tucker facepalm, cringing from that sight and being embarrassed by it.
"Damn it, I can't flirt ladies without my dumba** friend ruining my image", Tucker said, "I could try...maybe teaching him not to act like a retard, but that's going to be tough".
Meanwhile, Julian was not sure if this is going to work as Mataro ride the tank and lower the cannon down, aiming at the ground as Julian was near his right side, away from the tank.
"Uhhhh Mataro, are you sure this is a good idea?" Julian asked, "It seem's a bit...overkill?"
"And waste my chance of using this cool thing", Mataro replied, popping his head to show off his milltary helment, "Never! Besides, if the other team can use firepower why not us".
"Yeah, but-"
"Now stand back! I'm gonna blast that container out from the ground! Hopefully it not going to get destroyed".
"I'm...sure it is", Julian said, crossing his arm.
The tank fire! Creating a huge sand blast from the canon! But instead of creating a ditch as usual, it instead blast the tank into the sky and back on the ground, where it unfortunately fall down onto Mariah and Lee, crushing but not killing them.
"Ow! What the heck?!" Lee exclaim.
Mataro open the hatch, showing him exhausted and slump on the open, "Okay, maybe that wasn't a great idea".
"Can anyone help us here?!" Mariah shout out.
As the Beyblades struggle to get out and Mataro still out of commission, Julian only look on with a sigh and disappoint look, "I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm beginning to miss Jose right now".
"I'll be honest, I don't Mataro or anything", Julian confess, "He's alright, but sometime he can be a bit too over confident or cocky".
"Woah, your friend wasn't really smart about this, huh?" Wilykit asked, as the Thunderkittens decided to chat with Julian, who look toward them and gave a nervous scratch at the head.
"Uhhh yeah, he's...something", Julian replied.
"Sure do sound something".
"Tell me about it".
"Say, you guys need any help?" Wilykat asked, "We are professional at helping anyone".
"Uhhhh I guess", Julian look over the hole that was created, having burn marks surrounding it and smokes puffing from the ground, "But what the catch?"
"Catch? What catch?" Wlykat asked, arms behind.
"Don't try to play with me. I know by those mannerism you guys want something in return".
"Yeah, you got that right", Wilykit came up near him, which made Julian blush a bit, "We were wondering if...hmmm...I don't know, after we help you, you guys return us a favor...by giving us a advantage".
"A advantage?"
"Yeah, just that simple bargain".
"Hmmm, I..." Julian ponder for a bit, until replying, "I don't know".
"Come on, dude", Wilykat said, "It just that simple".
"Hmmm..."
"I was a bit doubtful about them, but eh", Julian said, "They seem like cool fellows. I don't care if we came first place or not. I'm just hoping we don't came last, despite my other teammate seeming a bit too cocky".
"Yes! Finally got a container with water!" Aran said, opening it up to reveal clear and fresh water, "Alright! I can smell those grindy cash ahead of us now".
"That's great and all, but let keep it moving", Flemenco said, looking down at him with both his arm near his waist, "I need to make sure my looks is still getting the attention".
"You weren't helping at all, you know that".
"Of course I was", He told him, "I was making sure you get half attention as I am".
"By literally just standing there?"
"Yes".
"Excuse me, boys", Azula came by, along with Ty Lee who greeted them wtih a kind wave, "Did I heard you boys manage to grab a container with actual water?"
"Scram off, woman", Aran told her, "Don't you see we are literally winning here".
"Yes, I could totally see that. However, I have a proposition for you two".
"Oh really?"
"Yep, I am proposing a alliance between you and some other group that could benefit one another. So your in?"
"Hmmm, that's a interesting request", Flemenco comment, rubbing his chin.
"But no thanks, lady! We already doing great in the game", Aran told her, "So back off".
"Fine", Azula said, "But just remember, we aren't sharing the million bucks to anyone AND any free booze".
The free booze thing peak Aran interest, as his love of being drunk increases his capability to trust her, "Okay, you have yourself a deal, madam!"
"Perfect", Azula said, in a sinister tone.
"The Kaboom! Street Boys, Mercs, Mages, and Fire Nation are the first main lead", Don narrate, "As the Doof Warrior gave one sip and smell, and a single riff of his guitar of approval".
After taking one sip, the Doof Warrior gave a guitar of approval, giving the Kaboom! The Don ticket and a key with a note to their specific vehicle.
"Yes! It a botch or watch scenario! Let's go buddy!" Darnell gave a high five, only at the broken thumb of Buddy.
"Ow!"
"Sorry!".
Meanwhile after they ran toward the many vehicles to found their specific transportation, Gajeel was really trying to lift a tank off all while Levy watch on, "Come on! Gajeel, you can do this!"
Apparently after they were done digging up a container, which has what they needed, Levy felt concern over the three trapped children's and suggest her boyfriend to be in assisted to their situation.
Though having some doubts, he reluctantly do so.
Julian came by, holding out the container and looking onward alongside Levy, "Hey, what going on here? Is your boyfriend helping my friend out?"
"Umm, yeah we just thought helping out other fellow teammate would be the kindest thing to do".
"Oh, well that's nice of you".
Gajeel roar as he lifted up the tank and toss over, giving Mariah and Lee a breather, same with Mataro.
"Are you three okay?" Gajeel asked them.
"Yeah, we fine", Mariah replied, getting up, "Thanks for helping us".
"No problem, kids", Gajeel said, "Now get out of here".
As they run off to continue their challenges, Mataro lifted his head up, groaning and rubbing his head, "That was terrible".
"In what way or form does a tank sounds like a better method of getting those containers?"
"I don't know, ask the guy who put a tank there".
"No offense Levy, but are you sure it a good idea to help other teams", Gajeel asked her, "Wouldn't that put us more of a risk to be eliminated?"
"You have a point, but I just didn't want anyone to get hurt", Levy said, "Hopefully, they could repay us back somehow".
"Yeah, if some of them are reeeeal kind right now", Gajeel sarcastically said.
"As more and more teams are finishing up the first round, some are quite struggling to be custom with their new require transportation", Don narrate, "Some are cool, others..."
Right at cue, the Kaboom! Were looking at their vehicle, which was a red, small wagon with wheels that could potentially broke off at any time and the rusty handle of the axle that could give anyone a hard time to pull. They were disappointed.
"Uhhhh, not so much",
"Huh...Okay then...who's going to be the driver?" Buddy wonder.
"Oh! Me! Me! Me! Me! I would love to pulled that baby!" Darnell volunteer.
"I was ready to take on the action!" Darnell confess, "I was extremely excited. It wasn't a great one, there was a huge obstacle for me to pull that guy, but it was a great first try nonetheless".
"Come on! Darnell! You can do this!" Buddy said, as Darnell struggle to pulled the wagon.
Elsewhere, the Blues were looking at their choosen vehicle. It was a giant hotdog vehicle.
"Yeah, I'm not riding that piece of crap", Tucker said, which seem to shock Caboose in a bad manner.
"Oh come on! It a giant hotdog car!" Caboose claim, "It adorable!"
"And embarrassing", Tucker state, "I'm not riding in there on live TV. I'll be a f**king laughing stock. This is not going to be a good image for any chicks that want to bang me".
"Awww cheer up, Tucker. It could be worst..."
"Could be worst what?"
"...I don't know, I forgot what to say next".
Tucker sigh, as Deadpool pop up in the middle of them, which in term startle them, "Hey! I see you guys are pick with the hotdog one, right?"
"Uhhh yeah, what the hell do you want?" Tucker asked.
"Well, how about we swtich places?" Deadpool said, "I'll take the hotdog, and you guys can have that".
He pointed at a chev, which seem to make Tucker go, "Holy cr*p! It a deal!"
"Waaaaait, why do you need our hotdog car?" Caboose asked.
"To be frankly honest, I'm kinda hungry", Deadpool replied, "I haven't have ANYTHING to eat before we arrive here. So deal?"
Tucker: "Hell yeah!"
"But Tucker, the hotdog car!" Caboose begged.
"Screw that, Caboose! I rather drive that than be the loser who has to ride in that sh*tty vehicle".
"So why exactly did you hand over our choosen car to those punk?" Cable asked Deadpool, who was eating a hotdog while his mask is half way off.
"Because I check and it has less gas", Deadpool replied, "I figure by tricking those guys, we could get a better advantage".
"Yeah, but why particularly the hotdog car?"
"Like I said, I'm hungry. And plus, the writer is too lazy to make a chimichanga car, so I have to make do".
After the Doof Warrior took a tiny sip from Bebop and Rocksteady container, he then slam his guitar at Bebeop head.
"Ow! What the heck man?! Seriously?! Was that necessary?!" Bebeop demanded.
"I think it wasn't water, Bebop", Rocksteady said.
"Gggrr, gosh darn it!" Bebop exclaim, grabbing the shovel once more on the ground, and grumble, "Come on! Let's...do it...again".
Julian and Mataro search for their choosen vehicle and saw it.
There, a cart stood. It was clad in Black, has four functional wheels, tons of spikes, and exhaust pipes that shoots out flames. It was a dream come true to Mataro as he look at it in awe.
"Oh man! This is soooo cool!" Mataro remark, "I am so driving this thing!"
"Heheheheheh, Yeah...about that", Julian nervously laugh and scratch his arm.
Not knowing it, the key was snatch from Julian hand by the Thunderkittens, as Wilykat wave at them as they hop onto the vehicle. He grin and blink back at them, saying, "Thanks for the deals, Julian"
"What the hell?!" Mataro shouted in shock, until looking at Julian with a anger look after hearing his name be heard.
"Okay, Okay, so I may have made a little deal with them", Julian said, "So what?"
"So what?! That freaking cart was bada** and you just gave it up to them?!"
"Look, if it makes it better, I'm sure our transportation isn't so bad".
Again right in cue, their vehicle was another cart. This time, it was clad in green, torn down and rusty. The head lights are barely working, the wheels could potentially stroll off, and the engines are barely working.
"Yeah, isn't soooo bad", Mataro sarcastically said, punching Julian at his arm.
Gwen and Ben are fighting a key over which person should drive.
"No, I should drive! I was the doing all the hard work", Gwen said.
"Same with me, but you don't see me complaining!"
Meanwhile, the Archeologists look at a 1930s taxi vehicle, which could surprisingly hold six people in it.
"I'm driving it", both of them said. Surprise, they stare at each other intensity, "No, I'm driving it".
"It pretty obvious, I'm the least active back there", Nathan state, "So I think I should drive".
"Yeah, but who pulled the container our, tough boy? You?", Lara retort back.
"Look, how about we do rock, paper, scissors, shoot? Okay?"
"Deal".
As they raise their folded hands up and throw back down, it the same. Rock.
They continue several times, as the Mages and Stand Users came. coincidentally, both of them are choosen the same vehicle, meaning all of them have to ride together.
"Hey! We got the same vehicle as you do", Levy pointed at their note.
"Yeah, same with us", Jotaro said as well.
"So what? Does that mean all of us have to ride together?" Joseph asked.
"I guess so, old man".
"But how is that going to work?" Levy wonder.
"Beats me", Gajeel said.
"Actually, each of you have to take turns driving the car", Don mention from a drone that is spying on them.
"What the hell is that?" Gajeel asked, looking right at it.
"It a drone", Jotaro said to them, giving him a confuse look, "You know? Drones. Those things you see in the air. They capture footage and took photos".
"Listen mister, all of this is pretty new to us", Levy told him.
"As the Mutants, the Devious, the Fox's, the UHSI, Squirrel and Moose, and the Sea Creatures are still way behind from finishing the first challenge", Don narrates, "The rest of the teams are preparing and ready to move onto the next part, where they must race through the harsh land of this post apocalyptic wasteland. These includes the tall and dangerous mountain area, a bridge with the bottom having lots and lots of crocodiles, and a mine bomb area. After going through all that, they will stop near the Don box and a portal, where the Chill Zone awaits".
Kronk is using a small sppon to dig, all a while Yzma waited.
"You know, Yzma. Maybe a different tool could work", Kronk said, "I-I gotta say, this isn't working".
"Kronk, how about you shut up and keep dogging!"
Suddendly, Kronk hit something that causes a bear to come out from the ground and attack Yzma, who was screaming while being maw, "Aaaaaah! Kronk! Help!"
While Kronk is using his spoon as defense, the Foxe's meanwhile had come up a contraption done by Tails.
"Okay, finish!" Tails said, as he and Zooey overlook a invention he built out of scrap.
It was a drilling machine, with one drill at the bottom and a handle at the top. There's even a scanning screen ontop of it.
"Wow, what is it?" Zooey asked.
"It my new invention I made for this specific challenge", Tails replied, "I call it...uhhhh...the drilling...ummmm...you know what, I'm just gonna refer to it as drill thing".
"That sounds kinda less creativity".
"I know, I know, I could've think of a better name, but there's a challenge going on, sooooo...Yeah".
"Ha! That looks like a piece of crap!" Miu shouted across from them, gaining their attention.
Tails was offneded by that statement, telling her, "Hey! That's rude!"
"Yeah, why would you say that?" Zooey asked.
"Nu uh, I'm being honest! I got a better version than that!" Miu state, moving away to show her invention that she built, "Behold! My own version!"
It was literally the same, only the metal scraps are pealing off, small smokes are coming out of it, and there were clearly bandages covering half of the lower part.
"Tada! I call it!...the Drill!" Miu state.
"The drill?"
"The drill!"
"Wow...sorry Tails, I thought your name sound bland", Zooey apologize, "Her's is just...ummm...not great".
"It is great!" Miu told them, "I'll show you!"
"Uhhhh Miu, is it a good idea to use it?" Chiriro said, "I mean, what if it destroyed a container with water?"
"Would you shut the f**k up? I know what I'm doing here! I make sure it won't messed up this time".
"You said that like it going to literally messed up".
"Well maybe if you stop geing a pussy, I would be more careful"
As soon as she turn the machine on by a push of a button, it began to shake and jump as it finally drill the ground.
Unfortunately instead of hitting a container, it creates a hole for the both of them to fall in, causing them to be stuck.
"Okay, didn't think this plan would go through", Miu said.
"While they are still working, we go check back on the other teams", Don narrate, "Who are off! Racing through the wasteland! Hopefully not gonna die because that would look bad on my image!"
Indeed, the vehicles were choosen and are racing off.
The Devils and the Clowns were ahead of the rest, as everyone is catching and storming through the harsh land of the desert.
The Clowns were riding in a 1930s ford model, cover in Griffiths like clowns, knifes, smily lips, and "Ha!" All of it were design by the Joker!
The Devils ride in a open, long, lavish red car, complete with spikes that has skulls on it and the open nose having huge teeths attach to it, belonging to every extinct animals on this planet.
As for the rest, most are either driving in cars, vans, ships with wheels, or planes.
"And the reason why the writer isn't describing them in great detail is out of laziness", Deadpool said, insulting me.
That is, until they exploded randomly.
The Joker wasn't so happy to see the Demons near them, so he asked Harley, "Harley my dear, it seem's like our lovely new friends are still catching up to us. Would you mind taking the wheels?"
"Oh yes! Mister J! But wouldn't that-"
"Harely! don't question my saying, alright?"
She nodded.
"Good", Joker cramp near her, as she takes the wheel and resume driving, all struggling a bit to make sure the car doesn't flip.
As the clown prince made it to the other seat, he stroll downt he window and pop his head out.
There, he called out, "Hey hotshots! Wanna taste some candy?!"
"We love too! Buuuuuut I'm on a strict diet", Angeldust replied back, grinning at him.
The Joker begins to laugh and pulled out his tommy gun. He blaze it at them, causing them to loose focus a little.
Angeldust, being the one driving, told Cherri Bomb, "Got anything to deal with clowns?"
"I got one!" Cherri Bomb said, pulling out a...*sigh* dildo.
Angeldust gave a small snarkle and said, "Anything else besides innuendos?"
"Oh! And I also got a bazooka!" Cherri Bomb said, tossing it out from the window and pulled out a green bazooka.
The dildo struck the window of a van, driven by Scooby and Shaggy.
"Zoink! Scooby! Keep it control man!" Shaggy shouted, as Scooby has a hard time driving, as they flip and fell, not until exploded into pieces.
"Now you thinking my thoughts!" Angeldust said.
Cherri Bomb pop her head out and shot dozens of endless rockets at them.
Explosion happens left and right, making this race more insane than ever.
The Pirate Ladies were driving in a jeep, with Robin being the driver. As they drove, they can't help be distracted by...Johnny, driving near them with a 1980s open, fancy car and giving them a charming look.
"Hey ladies, sorry if I haven't introduce myself properly", Johnny said, "But the names Johnny, yours?"
"Robin".
"Robin, nice name".
"Listen, I would love to chat with you, but I'm kinda busy here".
"Yeah, Yeah, I know I was wondering, if you could-"
"Johnny! Keep your eyes on the road!" May shouted, getting his attention, but it was too late.
They hit a giant boulder that appears out of nowhere.
"Ok, not my best time to try convincing them to join", Johnny said, "But I will keep trying! No matter what".
Meanwhile, the Archeologists, Mages, and Stand Users were all riding together, with Lara Croft being pick as the driver.
This bother Nathan so much, that he just simply look through the window, ignoring her.
He sigh, "Wish I was the one to drive".
"Too bad, fair game".
The awkward, silent situation was worst, when both Levy and Gajeel are feeling...car sickness.
However, Levy try to pressed on, by saying, all while still groaning, "Sooooo...uhhh...anyone ummm...anyone want to introduce ourselves? After all, we are in the comeptiton together. Might as well get to know each other, Heheheheheh...heh".
"Are you...okay?" Jotaro asked, "You seem kinda...sick".
"Oh we just...a bit wary riding on a moving vehicle", She said.
"Great, this was a bad idea", Joseph mutter, "Well, it could be worst. I could've be taken a ride with that...thing".
He look through his left window and saw it.
He saw No Face across from him, riding in a 1970s car, alongside Trickster.
This made him very anxious, sitting there and cramp there, he can't move somewhere, away from that...thing.
"Ummm, is anyone feeling hot here?" Joseph asked, adjusting his collar.
"Uh yeah, it the desert", Nathan replied, "Obviously, it going to make this place hotter, you know".
"Then can someone turn up some air here".
"Look this car is old and half broken. I'm pretty certain the air conditioner isn't going to work here".
"You know what, I'll go first", Levy introduce herself, "I'm Levy, and-"
Before she could finish, she immediately throws up onto Joseph lap, shocking everyone.
"Awwww crap!" Joseph exclaim.
"Sorry! I am so sorry! I didn't-" She once more vomited, causing Joseph to shield himself from the gallon of spits coming at him.
"That was embarrassing", Jevy was ashame to herself, "I was just trying to be friendly. I didn't meant that to happen, I swear. God, if only we choosen a different transportation like a cart or something. I know it might give us a disadvantage, but it better than that happening".
It cuts to Joseph cover in vomits, shaken and horrified with a frozen expression, "That was...the worst experience I have to witness. Being almost dead is better than this!"
The Mutants, Foxes, and Devious have embark on their journey", Don narrates, "As the only team left behind are the UHSI and the Sea Creatures! They better hurry up, otherwise they may leave early. Both of them, actually!"
The UHSI manage to climb back up with their container, as they layed there exhausted and tired.
"Next time, maybe we should stick with something simple", Chiriro said.
"Two words! Simple my a**!" Miu said.
"That wasn't two words. Those were three".
"The my doesn't count".
Elsewhere at another hole, Spongebob and Patrick were struggling to pulled out the container from the ditch.
Finally, they both made it and their container with water were approve, giving them amount of timeto get into the race.
"Yes! I'm driving!" Miu said, grabbing Chiriro hands and running to their specific vehicle.
"Woohoo! Yeah! Come on, Patrick! We don't have time!" Spongebob said, "We gotta get back to the race!"
"Me and Patrick are expert to this", Spongebob said, "We been on land lots of time, and we can totally survive this".
"Yeah! Wait, what can we survive?" Patrick asked.
"You know, harsh, desert lands".
"Oh yeah!...wait, that doesn't sound right".
The UHSI chose a pick up truck and drove off. As for Spongebob and Patrick, they were still looking for their specific vehicle, which there were many of them.
"This may seem harder than I thought", Spongebob remark.
As the flaming vehicle crashes from behind by Joker tommy gun, Mataro begin to argue at Julian for giving up their best vehicle to the Thunderkittens, as they have to ride in a old cart that's bascially keeping up despite being ahead of the others.
Well, until the Thunderkittens went pass by them, with the excitement screams coming from them.
"I can't beleive you just give our sweet, awesome ride to those losers", Mataro told him.
"They were helping us I have to return the favor", Julian defend himself.
"Riiiight, like we totally need some help. I was doing fine back there".
"That tank almost kill you!"
"Yeah...but it was still efficient".
Julian sigh, "Why did I became a teammate to you?"
Meanwhile, Kronk and Yzma were still catching as they, the Street Boys, the Clowns, and the Thunderkittens were far ahead of the others, possibly due to Joker mayham.
"We are being behind here, Kronk", Yzma told him, "Go full speed ahead, now!"
"Well, I would but I don't think our car has enough gas to keep it up, you know. Probably because it been sitting out in the open, god knows what".
"This place is giving me car sickness".
"Don't worry, maybe some radio could help", Kronk said, as he turn up the radio which seem to play a news cast.
New cast reads, "In today news, the Blood Birds have invaded the country of Godferia, a country known for having rebel against any colonies. Today, the announcement of the invasion was done by Baron D. Grave, who-"
"Awwww man, there's only one station", Kronk turn it off, "Darn, I would've love some music right about now".
As far from the distance at top on one of the cliffs stood a figure. The Blank itself, as it look on into the far land to see the racers coming to this area.
The Blank knew of this and contact someone to do a favor it.
A mechanical figure appear from the ground, as it was huge and has a drill as legs. It look down and asked, "What is your command?"
The Blank turn and replied, "Driller, drill the ground. Make it shallow. Make sure every last dirt underground is hollow enough for them to be buried alive. Got it?"
"As you wish", Driller from Thundercats said, as it drill back down to do what it must do.
Across from the other cliff, distance away from it has the Batman watching over the race through his bat binoculars, with his bat jet park beside him.
He is specifically spying on the Joker, obviously.
As he is doing so, he is getting a ring call from his bat watch communicator.
He looks and answer it, "Hello?"
"Hi, it me Nightwing".
"What is it?"
"Listen, Alfred told me about you...illegally following one of the racer".
"And?"
"And he was wondering if I could talk some sense into you".
"I told him I can handle this", Batman said, "Joker has something up his sleeves, I can feel it".
"Look, I can understand wanting to keep a close eye on him, but isn't this too far?"
"Yes", Batman bluntly said.
He then felt a shook from the ground, gaining his attention. He look down and notice the pebbles were shaken, until he put the binoculars near his distance, looking down from the edge to see Driller, drilling from one ground to another.
Suspicious and knowing trouble, Batman call back to Nigthwing, saying, "I'll call you back".
As now there seem to be another issue he has to deal with.
The Driller, he wasn't sure what it is. Could be another native on this world? He isn't too sure. What he can only know is it is doing something that could endanger the contestants.
As much as he wanted to stop the Joker, he can't allow innocent to be harm. So he hopped right into his jet and fly through the mountains, before the racers could reach it.
He fly through the directions of where the Driller drills and create shallows underneath the core dirt of this land.
Batman pushes a button, which released glitter of drip of liquids down onto the road itself, having it slowly collapse and pressed. Not too pressed for anyone to be dropped down or be stuck, but more so letting the racers drive down a steep and back up.
The contestants don't know it, but he does. He land back down on the other side of the cliff. On a very high one as to be sighted by anyone from the top.
There, he hopped out and look forward.
He sees the racers passing through the road in the mountain, unotice and not caring for the slightest of a change.
"Huh, seem's like the road suddendly drown itself", Double D remark, being the one driving in a open cart, with one wheel and seat, "I wonder why?"
"Look Double D!" Ed pointed up, being the only one to notice Batman, "A bat!"
"That's nice Ed, but can we stay CLEAR!" The reason for the abrupt scream was due to s barrel of blames hitting right at them, causing them to spin and loose control, until hitting a near by wall, causing them to explode.
"I saw a Bat double D!" Ed said, "I giant bat!"
"That's nice, Ed but I'm just thinking who's bright idea to make this a challenge?!" Double D asked.
As for the barrels, they were all being thrown by the Joker, who rolled down the hood and start throwing random barrels that were somehow storage at the back seat, alongside matches and tons of dynamite.
He is throwing them constantly, laughing maniacally.
Batman wanted to intervene, but cannot as he has to bare witness of this event.
However, there was one thing that kept him pondering. What was the reason behind this?
Suddendly, his answers were solve somewhat by Driller, who appears from the ground, outrage by Batman attempt of heroism.
"You dare interrupting my business!" Driller demanded.
"Who are you!" Batman asked, pointing at him.
"I am Driller! Master of drills! It is no reason for you to disrupt my mission".
"Mission? What mission?"
"That is something I cannot tell! As I have a job to do! By firstly, killing you!"
The Driller spins and move toward him with his giant drill blades spinning as well to pentrate him.
Batman pulled out a tazer of some sort and shot it at him, causing Driller to be shock dozen and dozen of time, until he finally collaspe.
Unable to move and defeated, Batman jump and land onto his chest, still demanding, "Now tell me! Who hire you!"
There was no answer, as the shock put him out of permission. Not dead, but unable to move or speak.
Knowing this, Batman still wonder what this guy meant by mission? And who was responsible to hire this robot to do the job? What is it plans?"
Then, Batman notice a figure in the distance, as it was the Blank watching him defeating the hire goon.
When blinking, it was gone.
Now Batman was more curious as ever. And he knows this is not the last time he's going to see the Blank.
"Teams are still racing than ever before", Don narrates, "As Joker is having way too much fun here. Meanwhile, the last team behind is the Sea Creatures, who are not doing so swell right now".
The Sea Creatures were still in their searching stage, trying to found their right vehicle.
"Patrick, how long have we been walking?" Spongebob asked.
"Uhhhh..." He pulled out his scribble watch and said, "I don't know, I think my clock is broken or something".
"Oh no, Patrick! We never to win this!"
"Hey Spongebob".
"What Patrick?"
"Isn't this the same car we passed by?"
"Uhhh yeah, why?"
"Because I think it has the number nine".
"What is that suppose to mean, Patrick?"
"Well, what is our number say?"
Indeed, Spongebob look at their number and he was bloody correct!
They were going around circle and did not figure to look closely.
The vehicle choosen in question is a normal, 1960s red car. They were at awe by it, despite them being small.
They hopped on it, as Spongebob sat in the driver seat and Patrick sitting right next to him.
"Alright Patrick! We cannot waste! We gotta catch up and make sure we don't loose!"
"Yeah! Let's do this!"
But there was one problem with this. Spongebob still cannot drive, looking at the wheels and levers, and seeing his worst fear coming back to him.
"Uhhhh Spongebob, are you okay?" Patrick asked, worry.
"Ummmm yeah, I'm terrific", Spongebob awkwardly laugh, sweating intensely, and his pupils moving left, right, up, and down to see what to do in this situation.
Finally, he guesses by turning up the key, which starts the car up, making Spongebob relieve, swiping his forehead only for those emotion to drop as it exploded, launching them up in the air and back on the ground.
"Oh goshly darn! How are we going to get there now?!" Spongebob panic.
"Maybe I could help", A mysterious voice was heard, gaining their attention as they look around in confusion.
They look around, trying to found that voice, until they see it.
A tumbleweed passed by and stopped in front of them to reveal itself as...KEANUE REEVES?!
They gasp, "Sage?!"
"That's right my friend, I have return", Sage proclaim.
What are you doing here?" Spongebob asked.
"I'm here because I seem to notice you two are in a predicament".
"That's true! And we were so close of catching up with the others".
"Well do not fear, my friends. I have a solution that could solve your issue".
"With ice creeam?" Patrick guess".
"Uhhh yes, but something else than that".
"Racers are almost near the bridge, the second obstacles the teams must deal with", Don narrates, "It easy, but at the same time brittle. So hope no ones is going to blow up that bridge. Otherwise, it game over for our losers- I mean, gamers".
The Clowns manage to make it through the bridge, but before they could continue onward Joker has something up his sleeves, to which he cannot waste the opportunity.
Joker came out of the car, putting down several dynamites, and came right back into the car, ordering Harley to drive.
As they drive off once more, the Joker pulled out a box with a handle, where he push it.
This causes the bridge to explode and collapse, giving Joker a loud laugh from his own deed, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! SEE YA LATER! SUCKERS! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Oh crap! The bridge is blown up!" Angeldust said, "Maybe I should've kept my mouth shut".
"Who f**king cares! Just boost your speed and jump over it!" Cherri Bomb suggest.
"Oh yeaaaaah! Great idea, babe!"
The Devils indeed increase their speed and drove sky high over it onto the other side, catching up the Clowns!
The others try the same thing, but with different results. The Spies, for example, were going through the same thing as the Devils, believing increase speed could help, not knowing the risk that could happen.
"Ron, I don't think it a great idea", Kim said, "This seem's a bit dangerous".
"Don't worry, we'll be fiiiiiine", Ron assure her, "If they could do it, so are we".
Of course, his expectation didn't turn out well as it only made it half way through, until it bludgeon down as Ron began to scream like a girl.
Kim pulled out her grapple gun and shot the hook up in the sky, snatching the service and pulling them out, hanging there as their transportation crashes.
"Okay, so I may have been a bit too overconfident over my skill of driving", Ron admits, "BUT! At least I try, and that's what more important. Trying".
"Try and fail", Kim comment, "Could've given me to drive".
"Drat! They still gaining us!" Joker said, sitting back down, "I tell you what, those devils are something".
"Don't be too disappointed, puttin", Harley told him, "At least we are way ahead of those losers".
"Yeah, I guess your right. After all, we may be the first winner of this-" Before the Joker could finish, they were immediately blown up by one of the hidden mine bomb.
This launches them up in the air and back on the ground, where they bare through tons and tons of more explosives.
They scream until it finally stopped, where they land back down near the Don box and a open portal.
They layed there, injured, exhausted, and in smoke.
The Joker head struck out, with his teeth half shatter and making a grin, with his eyes swirling from those explosion, "Heheheheheh...game...hohahahahaha".
Fortunate for the Devils, they just straight up drive through the infested bomb mines, caring little to their safety.
They even drive through onto Harley and Joker bodies out of spite and snatch their tip.
"It a all in!" Cherri Bomb said, after reading the tip.
"So long, Clowns!" Angeldust drove off, not before using the wheels to spit out sand on them, as they drive onto the portal, leading them into a icey area, near a ocean.
There, Don awaits on the Carpet of Completetion, as he see the Devils getting out of there vehicle and running toward the platform, making them in first place.
"First place, Devils!" Don announces the two of them, "Congrats for making first, demons".
"Awwww, it was nothing", Angeldust bluff it off, grabbing Cherri Bomb near her, "At least I have someone spunky enough to get on here".
"Enough to get me turn on, too" Cherri Bomb said, as they sinisterly chuckle.
This creep Don a little, until he see the Clowns making it second place.
"Yes! Second place!" Joker raise both of his hand, as Harley collaspe on the ground, exhausted, "Would've prefer first, but whatever! Better than last!"
"Oooooooooh unfortunately, you two are in penalty", Don said, which shock the Joker.
"WHAT?! Why?"
"For deciding to switch places from being driver to watcher. That's a penalty for both of you, so...yeah, get off the carpet".
"This is outrageous! I demand to meet with the producers here!"
"Gosh, You know I was starting to feel bad for those wimp", Angeldust said, "Until I actually won. Lucky me".
Some races like the three groups of Archeologists, Stand Users, and Mages try to boost their speed to make it onto the other side successfully, while others like the Rival Powere, uses it own ability to get to the other side.
In this case, Gwen uses her power to float their cart, which made Ben extremely jealous. And also the fact she took dig on the driver seat.
"Pfff, showoff", Ben said.
The Thunderkittens reach the cliff, but merely stopped to observe the bottomless ground.
"Woah, this is going to be a tough one", Wilykat remark.
"Yeah, and to think we gone through worst thing", Wilykit added.
But before they could come up with something, a scream is heard getting loud and louder behind them.
They look back and before they could react, they were immediately push off from the cliff.
The Street Boys manage to speed up and fly off from the clif to land back down onto the other side.
This was done by the order of Mataro, who thought it was a great idea.
"Yes! See! I told you my idea works!" Mataro told him, "But nooooo you were just too scare to accept it".
"Did we hit something?"
"Uhhh no, I'm sure it was probably nothing".
"HELP!" A voice cried out, getting Julian attention.
"What was that?"
"Like I say, it probably nothing".
"DUDE, WE CAN LITERALLY HEAR YOU!"
Julian hopped out and came toward where the voice is coming from.
He look down from the cliff to see Wilykit holding tightly on a branch, all while Wilykat is holding onto her tail.
They were both in a dangerous situation, as one mistake could make them fall.
"Oh no! Guys, hold on!" Julian told them, holding out his hand to them, "Grab my hand!"
Before she could, Julian also slip and fell, with Wilykit managing to grab him as the branch begins to crack and torn off, causing them to scream and fall, as Mataro came and saw them, panicking.
As they scream, both of them didn't notice it until they felt no longer falling, but instead risen.
This was due to R2D2, coming to their air and flying them back up onto the cliff, which relieved Mataro.
"Beeep, booop, brrrrrrrr, Bomp?" R2D2 asked.
"Uhhhh yeah, we...alright", Wilykat replied.
"Oh thank goodness! I was almost having a heart attack", Mataro sigh in relieve.
"R2D2!" C-3PO cried out from the other side, still unable to get through with this. He wave and cried out once more, "Thank goodness you save them! But how am I going to cross through this?"
"Zrrrrrm, vooooop, gr, gr", R2D2 said, annoyed by his friend whining.
"Well, I guess I could thank those weirdos for saving my friend", Mataro remark.
"Say, did you just push us off from the cliff?" Wilykat demanded, harshly.
"Ugh?! I did not!" Mataro state, "You guys were literally blocking our way!"
"Well excuse me, pal. Maybe you should've watch where you going!"
"Oh, you blaming us?! How about-"
As he and Wilykat argue, Julian and Wilykit stood there, watching over them, all while R2D2 fly back to retrieve C-3PO.
"Soooooo...was it your friend idea or yours?" Wilykit asked, "I don't want to spark any trouble, after you try to save me and stuff".
Julian sigh, "Yeah, it was my friend idea. Sorry about that".
"It alright", Wilykit said, "But hey, thanks for trying to help us back there".
"Oh, it...uhhh...nothing, just helping a fellow team out, that's all", Julian said, scratching his head nervously, "Say, you guys want to ride with us?"
"Hmm?"
"You know, since you guys don't have a vehicle anymore and it may be hard for you guys to get to the Chill Zone".
She thought over this, and replied, "Love too, but the Don Box is only short away ahead, so no thanks. I think we can make it".
"Are you sure?"
"Don't worry, me and Wilykat gone through way worst than this. We'll be fine".
"Oh, uhhhh okay, if that the case", Julian said, a bit disappointed, but at the same time fine with it as he was just trying to help in some way.
But before Wiylkit could go and get her brother, she gave Julian a kiss on a cheek, which made him blush.
Then she chuckle and grab Wilykat away, as she wave them a goodbye with a angry Mataro face, "See ya at the Chill Zone! Boys!"
"HEY! GET BACK HERE! I'm not done with you!" Mataro shouted.
"Did...did she just..." Julian was very puzzle and surprise by what just happen, standing there as their only transportation got immediately destroyed by a plane, which crashes down and destroyed their cart, lighting up in flames from the results.
"Sorry! Old plane issue here!" Tails said.
To The Archeologists: "Second place!"
To the Stand User: "Third place!"
To the Mages: "Fourth place!"
The Joker has his arm crossed with a grouchy look and a tapping left foot. Harley became a seat for him, as he was sitting on her back, which she doesn't mind so much.
She just hope puddin doesn't slam his fist on her head with more outburst, as the timer begins to tick.
To the Spies: "Fifth place!"
To the Thunderkittens: "Sixth place!"
To the Street Boys: "Seventh place!"
To the Foxe's: "Eight place!"
To the Droids: "Nineth place!"
"Oh R2D2! We're in nineth place!" C-3PO was distraught, blaming his astro friend for this.
"Vrrrrm, grrrrrrm, Bomp, bomp, bomp?" R2D2 asked, confuse thinking their safe for now.
"What do you mean? If you haven't just slowly stroll through the portal, we could-"
"Drrrrvp, Zrrrrrmp!"
"Oh don't blame me! I just had enough with your-"
To the Fire Nation: "Tenth place!"
Azula breath heavily, controlling her anger, "It okay...it okay...we already made progress. No need to get outburst".
To the Shady Boxers: "Elventh place!"
To the Lesbians: "Twelve place!"
"Wait a second, do I know you two?" Don asked them, suddendly confuse.
"Uhhh yes, it us? The Lesbians?" Komaru said.
"...huh?"
"You know, the team choosen to compete in your reality show?"
"Uhhhh...hmmmm...I don't recall?"
"Come on, Don. Don't tell us you forgot", Toko said.
This actually trigger his memory, "Oh yeah, your the glasses one, right? And the...uhhhh...other one is the black hair one, correct?"
"Did you seriously forgot our names?" Komura asked.
"Look, there's too many teams to count here, so move along".
"Ugh, I can't believe this", Komaru said, offended by that.
Don resume back, "Okay, where was I?...oh yeah!"
To the Rival Powers: "Thirteen place!"
To the Beyblades: "Fourteen place!"
To the Stoners: "Fifteen place!"
To the Blues: "Sixteen place!"
"Woohoo! First place!" Caboose shouted, with Tucker facepalming and hitting him in the face.
"No! You dumba**! We in sixteen place!"
To the Jellyfish Pirates: "Seventeen place!"
To the Detectives: "Eigteen place!"
To the Adventerur: "Nineteen place!"
To the Creeps: "Twenty place!"
Ed and Double appear, with gears, oil, and wheels covering them from the explosion.
"Did we made it? Are we still in the game?" Double D asked, worringly.
"Yes, you are! Twenty one place!"
"Phew, thank goodness", Double D swipe his forehead, disguesting Don.
"Uhhh buddy, better go take a shower. You reek".
To the Mutants: "Twenty two place!"
To the UHSI: "Twenty three place!"
"Ha! I told you my invention work!" Miu said, looking like her entire boy was stretch out and her hair is all over the place, due to the amount of speed she put it.
Then, she collapse, with Chiriro still standing there in shock as well.
To the Felines: "Twenty four place!"
To the Pirate Ladies: "Twenty five place".
To the Rockers: "Twenty six place!"
To the Devious: "Twenty seven place!"
"Twenty seven?!" Yzma is shock and baffle.
"Ooooh...is that a good number or a bad number?" Kronk asked.
"Well, you guys are still in the race, sooooooo...both, I guess".
Finally, the Sisters came in last, but are the only one last.
"Please don't tell me we lost" Emma begged the host, as Yzma scream and throw a fit into the icey area, kicking and tossing blocks.
"Luckily for you two, you aren't", Don said, "You guys are in Twenty eight place. But anyways, we still have a couple of teams being behind. So let's if any of them will stay or go home".
"Aaaaaaahhhhh!" Yzma scream, still tossing more ice blocks out of fit of rage.
"And someone should calm her down".
"Dude, what taking so long, buddy?" Buddy asked, as Darnell is still pulling the wagon, only barely reaching the mountian areas, "If we don't hurry up, we'll loose big time".
"Awwww man, our van has broke down!" Shaggy said, as he and Scooby overlook
"Ya, heneheheheheh", Shaggy laugh, not taking this ounce of serious.
"Dang it Scoob, it not funny. Oh man! Oh man! What are we going to do? We don't have any tools, are wheels are flatten, and what worst there's no Scooby snacks! This is worst than the time when we try to do a blair witch project!"
"Say, you guys vehicle broke down too, right?" Bullwinkle asked, as he and Rocky came by.
"Uh huh".
"Well ours too".
"Yeah, someone has tinker our car, causing it to break down", Rocky said.
( Flashback ).
Back at the past, Boris and Natasha are hiding behind their choosen vehicle, which was a old 1800s century, early version car with three wheels and a steering crane.
"Hmmm, not my choice to ride in": Bullwinkle remark, "But it works".
"Heheheheheh, nice Boris", Natasha said, "It a wonderful idea you replace their steering wheel a breakable one".
"Yes, I know I know", Boris said, "Once they drive off, they will have no choice, but...uhhhhh..."
"No choice of What?"
"Ummmm..."
( Flashback ended ).
"I bet it those fire ladies", Bullwinkle said.
"Bullwinkle, don't just judge someone by their appearance".
"I'm sorry, I just get a irking feeling they have something to do with it".
"Well whatever the case is", Shaggy said, "We are literally stuck in the middle of nowhere, man!"
Suddendly, something pass by in them a huge dust wind.
"Whoa! What the heck was that?" Rocky asked.
Why, it none other than Spongebob and Patrick, riding on Keanue Reeves- I mean, Sage ( Similar to that scene from the first Spongebob movie ).
They drive through the desert, through the mountains, and are making their way toward the cliffs.
"We are totally going to make it, Spongebob!" Patrick said.
"Oh no! There's no bridge!" Spongebob then asked, "How are we going to cross it?!"
"Leave it to me, boys", Sage said, "I'll use my maximum turbo speed to launch us across the other side".
"How does that work?"
"Simple, you just- Oh no!"
"What is it?"
"I'm using too much of my power. I can't control it!" The sudden Sage begin to move uncontrollably and unstable, causing them to get closer and closer to the cliff, as Spongebob and Patrick are grabbing each other in terrifying look.
"Brace yourself, boys!"
Then, they jump off, screaming for their life as everything begin to fade into a different scene,
Surprise! It a hallucination. Spongebob and Patrick were on the Chill Zone platform, drooling, shaking, and twitching constantly, all the while Don, the Clowns, Squirrel and Moose, the Scary Cats, and the Kaboom! Were looking down at them, very concern.
"Ooooh...oooooh god, jesus", Don remark, "Probably shouldn't have bring sea animals into a dry landscape".
"Good thing we save them", Rocky said, "Otherwise, they would've gone way off the deep end".
"Yeah! Especially the fact they were all moving, dancng, and acting weird", Bullwinkle said.
"So now what?" Shaggy asked the host, "Are we still in the game?"
"Well, due to our fellow Sea competitors being in a terrible state", Don explain, "I'm afraid I have to disqualify them off the show".
"So does that mean we still in the game?" Shaggy asked, having high hope of this.
"Not quite", Don said, "Although Spongebob and Patrick are out, that doesn't mean one of you are getting out too easy. Since the Clowns, Squirrel and Moose, and the Kaboom! Manage to arrive here on time, that means the Scary Cats are out of the race!"
"Oh come on, man! Seriously?! Shaggy was literaly carrying those small guys!"
"Well, maybe you guys could've move faster, rather than doing those walk cycle for some reason".
"Don't blame us. We were exhausted back there!"
"While we may not leave a good impact", Shaggy confess, "At the very least, we manage to not be too scary cat after all".
"Ya! And rasset gool we ad leasd have fun?" Shaggy asked.
"Yeah, it been a while we gone a adventure between you and me pal", Shaggy said, "Now come on, let's go get a bite to eat, Okay?"
"Oooooh! I rove that!"
"And that is all folks!" Don narrates, "Two elimination, and I haven't got anyone kill...I hope. Stay tune for more on this exciting trip of...RIDONCULOUS RACE!"
As soon as he finish, Doof Warrior gave another guitar slam at his head, "Ow! Seriously?!"
He replied with a guitar riff.
Well, that wraps up the first challenge and first two elimination.
I hope everyone enjoy it. I was originally going to keep Scooby and Shaggy longer, but...to be frankly honest, I didn't have much role for them to play in. Plus, it was hard to write Scooby, so I have to make the decision to axe them off.
But anyways, it seems to me the Blank has strike, and it seem's like Batman has another trouble to handle in this race. New ships has begun, new alliance are made, and I finally use that Keanue Reeves joke in this.
Here's a preview to next chapter. The next destination will have them retriving a key underwater and then riding on a speed boat, all while dealing with some pirates. The setting itseelf is interesting, as I'm going to give you guys a hint. It is obscure, it from the 80s, has a water animal theme, and it was created by Rankin Bass.
Anyways, that's all I have to say. Send me any ideas and world suggestion, and I will see you guys later!