The Saga of Thelox Chapter 5: Harmonic Horniness, a greek mythology fanfic

Chapter 5-Harmonic Horniness

As mentioned in a previous tale, Eris is a crazy bitch whom few of the gods on Olympus really wanted to tangle with unless they had no other choice. Even her mother Nyx had little patience for her antics and for good reason. Eris thrived on strife and discord, and so she often found herself making more enemies than friends.

"Hey, bitch!" Eris cheered as she appeared in the bed chambers of her fellow god. "Eris is here to liven the party!"

All she got was an exasperated groan in response. "Must you make such a noisy entrance?" The curtains hanging over the bed spread apart to reveal the slender figure whom Eris wanted to see—Hermaphroditus.

Hermaphroditus was the intersex child of Hermes and Aphrodite. Like their mother, Hermaphroditus was an exceptionally beautiful god with androgynous features that were a seamless blend of male and female attributes. They had short golden blonde hair and sky blue eyes, with a small pair of wings emerging from the sides of their head, and their body was primarily feminine; slender and curvaceous with large breasts and an ass tight enough to bounce a drachma off of (Eris has tried). However Hermaphroditus also had one more unique feature—male and female genitalia. As expected, Hermaphroditus was a skilled lover of men and women, and had the tools to get the job done for both sides.

Hermaphroditus was one of the few gods whom Eris could spend time with without being chased off. They became her latest booty call when Thanatos unexpectedly got hitched with Macaria. That nice cock of theirs was one of the reasons she even bothered to hang around Olympus. And Hermaphroditus was a pretty cool guy.

"Lighten up, Hermy. I'm the goddess of discord, loud and annoying is kind of my thing. You should see me at weddings." Eris grinned. "Now how about we cut the chatter and get right down to the fun part, hmm?"

"What's the rush?" Hermaphroditus asked as they got up and walked over to Eris.

"I'm heading down to Earth to check out this mortal all the bitches on Olympus have been gushing about." Eris said, turning to the nearby mirror to check her appearance.

"Ah, Thelox. I know of him. I assume that you're after his enormous cock as well?" Hermaphroditus smiled, sidling up behind Eris. Their hand reached around to take hold of one of her firm tits through her dress. Eris bit her lip as the god's hand squeezed her titflesh, his long fingers sinking into her skin through the soft fabric as he groped and kneaded her breast.

"Sounds like you're interested." She smirked as he continued to fondle her chest.

"I am, but I doubt he'll go after a god who has a cunt and a cock at the same time." Hermaphroditus smiled. "Most men are rather sensitive like that."

She could feel their other hand now. They laid it flat on her backside beneath the skirt of her peplos. Eris hummed as she felt their slender fingers caress her pale skin and placed her hands atop the dresser, arching her back slightly and pressing her ass against their hand.

"More for me then. I don't mind fucking a futa." Eris smiled.

"What's a futa?" They asked.

"It's just a Nipponese thing. Don't worry about it."

Hermaphroditus chuckled and caressed the copious flesh of her perky ass. Their other hand never left her breast as they squeezed it in their grip. All the while they loomed over her in the mirror where they could both see each other's faces. With their index finger, they began to tease along the curve of her asscrack, feeling the generous butt-cleavage she had to offer.

Eris moaned as they groped her ass cheeks and felt their hard cock sliding between her cheeks. When she felt Hermaphroditus slide her skirt up and press themselves against her uncovered pussy lips, she leaned forward and braced herself for the filling sensation she was so accustomed to.

"Ooh!" Eris gasped as they none too gently thrust inside her. She moaned as her folds spread around the thick tool. There was nothing like being impaled on the thick cock of a hermaphrodite. Hermaphroditus grinned into the mirror, enjoying the expression of pure bliss on Eris's face as they entered her. They too were enjoying the feeling of her wet inner walls gripping their member as they began to drive themselves deeper inside as well.

Following up their initial thrust, the god began to thrust their slender but powerful body, fucking her harder and deeper. Instinctively Eris began to push back onto them, her glorious ass bouncing up and down as they thumped inside her. It felt so fucking good, and she wanted more! Their thick powerful cock was teasing its way up and down her love channel, making her feel things that she absolutely relished during sex. Looking in the mirror she realized she had a big goofy grin all over her face as they fucked her against the dresser.

It didn't take long for Eris to orgasm like this. Hermaphroditus' slender hands were all over her, controlling her as their cock teased her cunt like few others could. She let out a raspy moan as she went over the edge. White hot pleasure poured through her body as her inner walls clamped down even tighter on the god's cock seeking to milk the cum from their balls so they would flood her insides with it.

As she came, her eyes rolled back and her tongue hung limply from one side of her mouth. Her intersex lover grabbed her by the back of her head, their fingers wrapping in her raven black hair, and pressed her face to the mirror. Her lolling tongue rubbed against the glass leaving a trail of saliva. With her face and tits propped firmly against the dresser/mirror like this, Hermaphroditus was free to drive even deeper and harder into her.

She was still cumming when they joined her. With a hearty masculine grunt, Hermaphroditus came while his cock was still buried inside her pussy. Eris bit her lip as she felt her lover shooting off their seed inside her. She soaked up the orgasm they had given her and the feeling of hot spunk coating her pussy only made it all the hotter. Thick burning seed painted her vaginal walls, splashing out everywhere in her tight canal. Hermaphroditus kept pumping their jizz into her as her pussy overflowed. Viscous and certainly virile goo flooded her womb until it could hold no more.

While still buried inside her cum began to overflow around the cock plugging it. Even the massive tool couldn't logjam it all inside her.

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As stated in a previous tale, Eris was a chaotic and hellish goddess whom few gods wanted to associate with unless they had no other choice. Even Thanatos, death himself, only visited her for sexual pleasure, which was a moment too long for him in his opinion. Eris didn't care what people thought of her, but it made things boring for her when she was looking for a good time, which wasn't a bad thing by itself. It was just that her idea of fun starts wars for ten years and leads to thousands of people dying. Not exactly something anyone wanted to do on a Friday night.

Which was why so many people were wondering how the hell this psychopath got a girlfriend in the first place.

"Hey babe!"

Eris popped into the bed chambers of her girlfriend, Harmonia, the goddess of harmony and daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. The goddess in question screamed at the sudden appearance of her lover (who could blame her, you would jump to if a crazy bitch's face popped up in your reflection) and pouted at her.

"Eris, please don't scare me like that!" Harmonia pouted. "One of these days I'm going to hit you by accident if you keep doing that."

"The day you channel your father's rage is the day Zeus stops cheating on his wife." Eris said as she checked her girlfriend out.

Harmonia inherited her mother's beauty, with a slender, soft looking body with long curly blonde hair and dark brown eyes. She was the nicest child born from the union of love and war, and the only one worth mentioning since Phobos and Deimos were every bit as violent, frightening and moronic as their father. How exactly Harmonia and Eris got together was anyone's guess, but they just chalked it up to opposites attracting like Aphrodite and Ares.

At the moment Eris was ogling Harmonia's curves through the long forest green dress she was wearing, a sort of medieval styled dress that left her creamy shoulders bare, with flared sleeves and a long skirt. Harmonia had taken a liking to the fancy dresses worn by ladies of the Britannian Isles and Eris had to admit that she looked very fine in it.

"Is there a reason you came here other than to frighten me, Eris?" Harmonia asked, spinning around in her dress.

"Just wanted to take in the hottie I'm fucking." Eris said crudely, making Harmonia blush. Gaia, the girl was more prudish than Hebe (who wasn't as innocent as people thought if those naughty little stories Eris heard were true). "And I'm here to escort you to Hermaphroditus's place for a little…get-together."

Harmonia groaned. "Oh Eris, please tell me you didn't—"

"Oh, I totally did." She said with a delish smile. "They're finally back on Olympus to visit their parents, so this is the only time we'll be able to catch the big-dicked futa before they head back to Earth."

"What's a futa?" Harmonia asked.

"Not important. What is important is that I managed to score a fuck session with them, so let's go!"

"B-But, my dress, I can't meet them like this—"

"You look better in honey gold, now come on!"

Harmonia yelped when Eris grabbed her by the waist and the two vanished in a swirl of dark smoke that left a black mark on the floor, which Harmonia was not going to be happy about later.

The palace of Hermaphroditus was located near Aphrodite's abode, sharing some similarities the love goddess's lavish quarters, but there were some clear differences. Their palace wasn't as outlandish or glorious as some of the other gods or even their own mother. It was certainly grand by mortal standards, but Hermaphroditus was more interested in their own personal pleasures than having a big house.

Eris and Harmonia reappeared inside the main hall, which was just one giant bedroom with dozens of soft couches and pillows surrounding one large bed. Lying on that bed was the god Hermaphroditus.

"I hope you're planning to clean that up later." Hermaphroditus said coolly with a raised delicate eyebrow.

"Don't be a stiff, Hermy. It's not as fun when it's not your cock." Eris replied, once again making Harmonia blush.

"Hello, Harmonia," Hermaphroditus smiled. "Eris drag you along for the fun?"

"Yes, she did." She sighed.

"Now, now, don't be like that. You need to let loose every once in a while, like me." Eris said.

"But you "let loose" every single day." Harmonia pointed out.

"I know! And look at how happy I am!" Eris grinned. "Now let's stop chatting and get to work on this juicy cock before it goes away!"

"Wait, I—MPH!" Harmonia's words were cut short when Eris seized her waist, pulling her into a tight, hungry kiss. Harmonia quickly lost the battle of wills, her tongue mingling and being subjugated by Eris's tongue as the lady of discord raped her mouth on the spot.

Hermaphroditus watched the two make out with a grin, their cock slowly hardening to an impressive twelve inches (another trait they inherited from their father). Eris cracked open one eye and glanced at the literally bisexual god's throbbing cock before breaking the kiss and shoving Harmonia forward. She yelped, and her voice was instantly muffled by the huge, swollen ballsack she felt face-first into.

Hermaphroditus's hand clamped into Harmonia's hair. She stared up at him with glassy eyes, dizzied by the thick musk billowing into her lungs. Hermaphroditus pulled her in close and pressed her lips against their twitching, rock hard cock. Harmonia's eyes narrowed, and in an instant she was hungrily feasting herself, stuffing her cheeks with their glans. They were so big that their cockhead alone almost filled her mouth. Enamored to the taste, Harmonia pressed their cockhead into one cheek, and then the other, and then swirled her tongue around their cockhead in a big circle.

Eris and Hermaphroditus watched her work for a moment, then grinned at each other and leaned in to kiss. As the lovers made out overhead, drizzling strands of drool onto Harmonia's head, the goddess made out with Hermaphroditus's tremendous cock—focusing on just their tip and the first few inches for now. As she worked, she slid a hand under her long skirt and began fingering herself hard. Harmonia shut her eyes and hummed, vibrating her mouth using her sweet voice. She wasn't one to sleep around like her sister or girlfriend, but once she got some dick inside her, she couldn't help but go all the way.

"That's the spirit." Eris said, admiring Harmonia at work. She caressed the goddess's hair and pressed her deeper onto Hermaphroditus's cock. Instead of resisting, Harmonia eagerly crammed that thick, delicious dick into her throat and kept on slurping, bulging her neck around their incredible girth. Eris started to feel jealous, so she trickled her hands down Hermaphroditus's chest, squeezing eager handfuls of the god's ample tits, before squatting beside Harmonia and nudging her shoulder. The goddess obediently pulled back, releasing their cock from her mouth and offering it to Eris.

The lady of strife did more than suck. She squished her huge tits against Hermaphroditus's chest and squeezed them around their meat, eagerly pulling the last scraps of fabric away from her chest. She jerked them off with her tits while Harmonia panted beside her, watching in awe. Harmonia couldn't help but lean in to smooch the side of Hermaphroditus's cock while Eris slurped on their tip, giving their lover a double-blowjob.

"Whoa," Hermaphroditus said, resting a hand on each of their heads. "You two are crazy good. Didn't expect team work from harmony and discord."

Eris picked up the pace, stuffing her cheeks with Hermaphroditus's cockhead and then swapping with Harmonia once again. They went back and forth, playing nice, neither girl hogging the god's dick all to herself. They were all too happy to share.

Eventually, when they were nice and ready, Eris popped her lips off of Hermaphroditus's meat and licked around her mouth. She patted Harmonia on the ass. "On the bed."

Harmonia obeyed, rising and then climbing onto all fours on the bed. Hermaphroditus pressed their slippery, spit-lubed cockhead against her pussy after flipping up her skirts. While they were doing this, Eris laid on her back beside Harmonia and nuzzled foreheads with the woman. She was surprised when Harmonia leaned down and kissed her lips—and a moment later she was kissing back, grasping Harmonia's cheeks in her palms.

Hermaphroditus rammed her pussy. Hard. The goddess squeaked as they penetrated her with their massive dong and went to town in her insides, pumping, rocking her body back and forth under their mighty thrusts. Her slim belly started to bulge around their girth, lurching into her womb each time their hips slammed into her asscheeks. Meanwhile, Eris got busy drinking up Harmonia's moans, fighting to keep her lips sealed.

Hermaphroditus pumped faster and faster, the clapping of their balls colliding with her thighs growing sharper and louder by the moment. Suddenly they gave a groan and crammed themselves balls deep in her twitching pussy as they erupted. A deluge of thick cum pumped through their cock and flooded into their womb, and Eris hummed in pleasure as she held a hand to Harmonia's belly and felt all that yummy seed rushing against her inner walls. Harmonia was equally ecstatic: she chewed her lip as she came hands free, squirting around the shaft plugging her cunt and staining her trembling thighs with juices.

When Hermaphroditus finally pulled out, Eris was there to receive their semen. She slipped herself under Harmonia, her open mouth directly beneath that gaping, twitching pussy. When Harmonia began to ooze semen, Eris caught it all in her mouth, gulping and slurping as the goddess started to lick at her pussy. Hermaphroditus stood back, pumping their softening dick and looking over the scene with pride and amusement.

"You girls enjoying yourselves?" They asked.

Neither of them replied, too busy pleasuring each other to respond to such an insane question. Eris winked at them, though, and Harmonia gave her perky ass a shake. Hermaphroditus chuckled and went to get a drink.

"Enjoy your break. Knowing you girls, round two is going to be crazier."

When people asked Hermaphroditus why they risked sleeping with a crazy bitch like Eris, it's because they knew that there were some pros to putting your dick in crazy. Just make sure there's someone else to fall back on when said crazy bitch gets a little too rowdy. Safe sex means more than not cumming inside you know.

A short break starring Eris, Harmonia and Hermaphroditus. Hermaphroditus is a little known god born from Hermes and Aphrodite. I based their design off of Satan from Devilman, being a god sporting male and female attributes born naturally instead of being a mix between a god and a nymph as some myths describe it. The next chapter is going to take a while to write since I've got another job cooking later this week. Up next we're going to be heading to the land of the rising sun, where Thelox is tasked with helping the sisters of Helios with a little problem.

Goddesses shown in chapter:

Harmonia: Goddess of Harmony and daughter of Ares and Aphrodite. She is a beautiful goddess with long honey blonde hair and dark brown eyes. Of the children of love and war, Harmonia is the most well-liked for her sweet and kind nature, and her uncanny ability to settle disputes with just her calm words and bright smiles. Her being with Eris is most likely a result of opposites attracting.

Hermaphroditus: God of hermaphroditism, effeminacy, and androgyny. Son/daughter of Hermes and Aphrodite. They have the appearance of an intersex being with a seamless blend of male and female attributes. They have short golden blonde hair and sky blue eyes, with a small pair of wings emerging from the sides of their head. A generally cool and easy-going god, Hermaphroditus prefers to spend their das lounging up in Olympus, sexually pleasing themselves with gods and goddesses who seek them out. One of the few gods who could tolerate Eris's bullshit on a good day.