"Ok oldest first I guess?" Teddy said taking a deep breath before stepping forward

"I'm Teddy Remus Lupin" he said.

At this Remus Lupin's eyes went wide.

"Your m-my s-son?" He stuttered. "Are you a-a w-werewolf?" He asked. Teddy shook his head.

"Nope" he replied popping the P. "I was actually about to say that. Anyway, I'm twenty-one and was a Hufflepuff. I am training to be an Auror and I played chaser on the quidditch team but I wasn't very good because I'm terribly clumsy. My parents are Remus Lupin and Nyphandora Tonks" Tonks squealed at his last sentence, to everyone's surprise.

"See Remus! I told you! I knew you loved me!" She said very excited.

"Oh and also I'm a Metamophogus like you mum" Teddy added changing his hair from light blue to bubblegum pink, unable to hide his smile. He was finally meeting his parents! Tonks ran over and a gave Teddy a big hug. Sirius leaned over and nudged Remus to join in, a huge goofy smile and his face. A silver-blonde girl stepped forward.

"Hi I'm Victoire Weasley. I'm—"

"You a Weasley! Your bloody blonde!" The younger Ron exclaimed.

"Manners Ronald. That was very rude." Mrs. Weasley scolded her son.

"Its ok Gran, uncle Ron is right. A blonde Weasley is a little strange." Victoire told her younger grandmother, whos face lit up at being called gran.

"You'll see why when I tell who my mother is. I'm nineteen and was in Hufflepuff like Teddy, speaking of Teddy the two of us have been dating for a while." She slipped her hand into his.

" I played keeper on the Hufflepuff team and I want to teach at Hogwarts someday. my dad is Bill Weasley and my mother is Fleur Delacour." Mrs. Weasley frowned a little at this and Ginny muttered something that sounded like "phlegm".

"I thought you were just 'elping er with er eenglish' !" The twins laughed. Bill blushed. Another blonde girl stepped forward.

"I'm Dominique Weasley. I am sixteen and in Gryffindor, I also play chaser on the house team. Vic is my sister." She said. A boy who was blonde just like them step up next to her.

"I'm Louis Weasley. Their brother" he said pointing his finger at them.

"I am fifteen, a Gryffindor and I play beater on the team." Bill smiled.

"So you three are mine?"

"Yup" they all said in unison.

"Ok my turn" said a red-head stepping forward.

"I'm Molly Weasley II" Mrs. Weasley smiled at that.

" I'm sixteen years old and in Gryffindor. I don't play quidditch. I'll let my sister tell you who our parents are." As she said this as a young brown-haired girl stepped forward

"I'm Lucy Weasley and I'm fourteen and in Ravenclaw. I am a keeper on the house team. Our parents are Percy Weasley and Audrey"

this caused many different reactions. Mrs. Weasley burst out into tears.

"Percy comes back!?" Mr. Weasley was smiling. " but Percy's a Ministry-loving, family-disowning, power-hungry moron!" Fred yelled.

"Yes you told him that. But he changes, he never misses family dinner at the burrow now." Lucy added.

After everyone calmed down, another young girl with dark blonde hair and hazel eyes stepped forward, a smirk on her face and a mischievous look in her eyes.

"Now that you're all finished with your little outburst about my perfect-prefect uncle, I think it's time for me to introduce myself.

I'm Anna Weasley. I'm thirteen and in Gryffindor of course—"

"Yeah but I think she should be in Slytherin if you ask me." James muttered under his breath, but Anna heard him. She shot him a withering glare.

"See!"

"James Siri—"

"Anna if you don't give him the pride of revealing his own name he will blast you to pieces... and I'm not joking" Rose interrupted "So get on with your introduction."

Anna sighed.

"Fine, So yeah. I'm reserve seeker on the house team which means when James is not able to play I do it for him. I'm also a prankster, and I'm a great dancer, though I only took classes when I was little. I get Detentions like every other day and McGonagall really loves me for sure." She smiled.

"And my parents are George Weasley" George pumped his fist in the air in victory.

"And Angelina Johnson"

"Oi! Georgie you stole my girlfriend!" Fred said.

"You only took her to the Yule ball" George pointed out.

"Oh yeah right"

A bushy-haired red-head girl stepped forward. "I'm Rose. I'm fifteen and in Gryffindor. Also I play chaser on the team. I am top of my class. My O. are this year and I'm taking that very seriously. My dad is Ron Weasley, but can u guess my mum?" She said

"Awww ickle Ronniekins finally got a girl?!" Fred and George teased.

"Oh I know who your mother is!" Ginny shouted. "It's obvious! You have bushy hair, you're top of your class, taking O. seriously! You are so Hermione's kid! Am I right?!" She continued.

Rose nodded.

"Yes"

Ron and Hermione both were both blushing the color of the Weasley's hair. Harry jumped out of his seat shouting, " I knew it! Knew it!". Fred and George were congratulating Hermione for marrying "ickle Ronniekins" just making her blush even more. Mrs. and Mr. Weasley were smiling, Sirius passed 10 galleons to Remus and Ginny was having a hard time breathing since she was laughing so hard at Ron and Hermione's faces.

After this all settled down a little, a boy a little younger than Rose, with brown hair stood forward.

"I'm Hugo Granger-Weasley, her brother" he said jabbing his thumb in Roses direction. "I'm fourteen, in Gryffindor and I don't play quidditch... yet. I'm a master at wizard chess. The only person I can't beat is dad of course."

"Oh so many grandkids! Isn't it wonderful Arthur?" Mrs. Weasley said.

"Yes Molly. Wonderful." He replied smiling. This time a young man who looked like Harry but seemed older and had brown eyes stepped forward.

"James Sirius Potter at your service" he bowed and Rose rolled her eyes.

"Thanks Harry!" Sirius spoke up

"Ummm no problem." Harry replied

"Well I'm seventeen, in Gryffindor, quidditch seeker like dad, I'm captain of course. And prankster extraordinaire. I have a reserve spot in Minnie's office because she sees me so much, we're on first name terms now." He finished.

"Minnie?" Young Hermione asked. All the future kids rolled their eyes.

"Professor McGonagall" Rose answered.

"Your turn Al." A boy who looked exactly like Harry except with sandy brown hair and no scar or glasses stepped forward.

"My name is Albus Potter. I—"

"Nah-uh full name Al" James snickered.

"Fine. Albus Severus Potter" he said waiting for the explosion.

That was when all hell broke loose.

"Why would you name your son after that git!?" Ron bellowed looking at Harry.

"Harry were you drunk?" The twins asked.

"Why would you name him after Snivillous!" Sirius shouted.

Everyone was yelling insults and questions, it was getting a little chaotic.

"SHUT IT!" Lily screamed. Everyone quickly quieted down.

"Ok Albus continue" she told her older brother.

"Thanks Lils. Just so you know dad has a good reason for my name, in the future. I'm fifteen and I don't play quidditch.—"

"Because he's terrible—OW!" James added earning a slap from Rose AND Lily.

"Yeah James, thanks for the details" Albus said sarcastically. " so yeah"

"You never told us what house your in" Harry said.

"Oh umm I'm in Slytherin"

Another outburst.

"what! A Potter I Slytherin! Can't be! I don't believe you!" Sirius roared. Everyone else just look shocked and surprised.

"Things change in the future. Slytherins aren't that bad any more." Albus said.

"I think my sister wants to introduce herself now." He added as a brown haired girl with brown eyes and freckles stepped forward.

"Hi! I'm Lily Luna Potter. I'm thirteen and in Gryffindor, I'm also a chaser and a pretty great one in fact." She started.

"I'm a sister to these two idiots over here" She jabbed her thumb at Albus and James.

"Also I'm daddy's favorite" she added with a smirk.

"Are not!" James argued.

"Are too!"

"No way! Dad likes me better!"

"Really?! Your the one who constantly gets in trouble, and is I quote dad, a pain in the arse! Oops wasn't supposed to tell you he said that" Lily realized and Albus snickered. James looked honestly offended as his mouth dropped open in shock.

"Lies. He didn't say that." He finally retorted.

"Well yeah he didn't say exactly that, he said sometimes you're a pain in the arse." Lily answered.

"Well you're a pain in the arse too Lils!" James answered back, desperately trying to make a point.

"Daily life with the Potters" Rose mumbled, but loud enough for everyone but James and Lily to hear and cause everyone to laugh, past and future.

Someone cleared their throat. Lily and James stop arguing immediately and looked to see who it was.

It was Sirius.

"Who's your mother?" He asked curious to see who his godson had married.

"Oh! We didn't tell you that yet, I forgot" Lily answered casually pretending she wasn't just arguing with her older brother.

"James why don't you tell them" Lily offered.

"Ok Lils, our mother issss...drumroll please..." Louis, Zac, Hugo, and Anna all drummed on the table with their fingers, soon joined by Fred and George.

"Ginny Weasley!"

Mrs. Weasleys face lit up, Harry and Ginny both blushed a color that would rival the latter's hair. All the Weasley brothers gave Harry death stares.

"You knock up my sister three bloody times?!" Ron shouted at Harry.

"Now Ron, nothings happened yet. Oh I'm so happy! Harry your finally really part of the family now!" Said Mrs. Weasley.

Harry slightly smiled and Mrs. Weasley turned to seven kids, all who looked alike but with different hair and eye colors.

"And who are you?"

"Those are the Longbottoms" replied Anna.

"Yah, and it might take them a while so brace yourselves" James laughed earning a glare from Rose

First stepped up a girl who looked around seventeen, with her brown hair pulled out of her face with a dark red headband. Her hair was mostly straight but had a little touch of waves to it, as if it was originally wavy but had tried to be straightened. She had chocolate brown eyes, and a bright pearly white smile.

"We'll just all say our name and age, so it goes faster. I'm Alice Longbottom and—"

"Wait Longbottom as in Neville Longbottom?" Ron asked.

"Who's he married to?"

"Yes, my dad is Neville Longbottom and my mum is Hannah Abbot. Anyway I'm the oldest and I have...well, six younger siblings. I'm seventeen, same age as James."

A girl who looked a little younger than Alice, with curly dirty blonde hair, and blue eyes stepped next to her sister.

''I'm Charity and I'm fifteen years old" she said with a smile.

A boy, her younger brother, with light brown hair was already next to her.

"Yeah hi. I'm Zac, I don't want you to call me by my full name so I'm not telling you it. I'm thirteen" he added

When he finished two kids, a boy and a girl who looked about the same age, stepped forward at the same time.

"I'm older! I should go first!" Said the girl. She had shoulder length washed-out brown hair that was cut staggered and zigzagged. The boy had messy brown hair, that was sticking up a bit.

"Well we're twins Gilly." He told his sister.

"Ok fine, we are the Longbottom twins" she started, rolling her eyes.

"I'm Gilly, that's not my real name but who cares... it's close enough. Also I'm two minutes older than Frank."

"As Gilly said I'm Frank, we are eleven." Her brother, Frank apparently added.

A girl with dark blonde hair pushed them aside.

" I'm Poppy and I'm seven" she said. She then pulled a little girl from behind her.

" and this is my sister."

"I'm Auggie!" The little girl shouted. She had light blonde hair and bright blue eyes, overall she looked very little like her siblings.

" yes, that's Augusta she's five, just call her Auggie." Said the oldest, Alice.

"Well I think that's all of us!" Teddy exclaimed.

"Nope you forgetting me?" Scorpius said stepping out from next to Rose.

"Of course, here comes Scorpius making us suffer through another introduction." Anna mumbled rolling her eyes.

"Hey why does that kid look like Malfoy?" Ron asked.

" 'Cause I'm his son. Scorpius Malfoy." Scorpius told him.

"What! You guys are friends with Malfoy's son!" He bursted.

"Yeah. He's not bad. Not everyone is like their parents. Unless your Hugo..." Rose told him. "He's actually one of the sweetest guys I've ever met."

"Ok! But seriously, Malfoy?!" Ron said.

"Ron just shut up already." Ginny snapped.

"Annnnnnyway, I'm 15 and in Slytherin. I'm also best friends with Al and sorta like frenemies with Anna." Scorpius continued.

"And well you know my dad is Draco Malfoy. My mum was Astoria Greengrass." He finished.

"Wait. Was?" Hermione wondered.

"Yeah was. She um passed away a couple years ago." Answered Scorpius, looking at the ground.

"Oh. I'm so sorry." Hermione said.

"It's fine. I'm fine." Scorpius reassured, but still didn't meet her gaze.

"Welllllll, ok then now we did everyone!" Said Teddy, quickly changing the subject.

"Finally! This stuff always takes forever." Anna said.