"Okay this is it! Time to show them your man-walk. Shoulders back, chest high, feet apart, head up, and strut! Two three, break that bone, two, three, and work it! Beautiful isn't it." Mushu says as he is hiding in Mulan's armor while she and Alexis walk into the camp.
"They're disgusting." Alexis says in disgust seeing some men clipping their toenails and other things.
"No they're men. And you're gonna have to act just like them. So pay attention." Mushu says.
"I don't think we can do this." Mulan says as she sees a man get punched by a short man.
"It's all attitude! Be tough like this guy here!" Mushu says as Mulan looks at the short man.
"What are you looking at?" The short man asks.
"Punch him. It's how men say hello." Mushu says before Mulan punches the man only for a heavy set man to grab him.
"Oh Yao! You've made a friend!" A heavy set man says before setting the short man down.
"Good. Now slap him on the behind. They like that." Mushu says as Alexis shakes her head seeing Mulan do as Mushu says.
"I'm gonna hit you so hard it'll make your ancestors dizzy." Yao says angrily before the heavy set man picks him up.
"Yao relax and chant with me. Feel better?" The heavy set man asks as he chants getting Yao to calm down.
"Yeah. Ah you ain't worth my time. Chicken boy." Yao says as the heavy set man puts him down.
"Chicken boy!? Say that to my face you limp noodle!" Mushu shouts before Yao grabs Mulan tries to hit her before she ducks and he instead hits a tall man.
"Oh sorry Ling. Hey!" Yao shouts before he tries to grab Mulan as she scrambles away before he gets kicked into the heavy set man.
"You're dead!" Ling shouts before he, the heavy set man, and Yao start fighting before they then stop and chase after Mulan.
"This is going well." Alexis says as she shakes her head and watches the soldiers fight as Mulan cowers down out of the way.
"Soldiers!" A man shouts as he and the blue robed man come out of a tent.
"He started it!" The soldiers shout as they point to Mulan.
"Yep. Real nice start start." Alexis says as she begins to walk over.
"I don't need anyone causing trouble in my camp." The man says as he looks at Mulan.
"Sorry... I mean sorry you had to say that. But you know what it is when you get those manly urges... just gotta kill something. Fix things... a cook outdoors." Mulan says nervously as she tries to make her voice deeper.
"What's your name?" The man asks.
"It's Ping. Yes. My name is Ping." Mulan says as the man sees Alexis.
"And who are you?" The man asks.
"Lee. I am Ping's slightly older brother." Alexis says while trying to deepen her voice.
"Let me see your conscription notice. Fa Zhou? The Fa Zhou?" The man asks as Mulan gives him the scroll as he and the blue robed man look at it.
"I didn't know Fa Zhou had a son. Let alone two. You two don't even look related." The blue robed man says.
"Well that's because he doesn't talk about us much and it's an adoptive relationship." Alexis says.
"I can see why. The boy's an absolute lunatic!" The blue robed man says as he laughs.
"Okay gentlemen. Thanks to your new friends Ping and Lee you'll spend tonight picking up every single grain of rice. Tomorrow the real work begins." The man says before the soldiers grumble angrily at Alexis and Mulan.
"You know we have to work on your people skills." Mushu says.