Disclaimer: I don't own One Piece
Rating: T (a little suggestive, some swears thanks to Sanji)
Summary: Sanji says something that is unexpectedly related to a certain navigator and it leads to everyone saying one word that describes her. Takes place during their trip to Fishman island post-time-skip.
The Sunny was sailing underwater and the crew began to have light conversations with one another to catch up on the time they've spent separated from each other. Conversations consisted of what they've been up to and how much they missed each other. Sanji was currently in the kitchen whipping up some meal to congratulate themselves on a successful reunion and to show everyone his enhanced cooking skills.
He finished and he called everyone to eat. His nosebleeds were still unpredictable and uncontrollable but he made sure to keep himself in check. It was practically impossible when Nami and Robin came in and Sanji saw firsthand how much they developed. He tried to contain himself but he still felt blood dripping down his nose.
"Haaaah! Nami-swan and Robin-chwan have truly developed into even more beautiful ladies than I last saw them!!" Sanji swooned.
"Idiot cook," Zoro said who walked in behind them and plopped himself on a seat.
"Damn shitty Marimo, I'm not surprised that you don't know what true beauty looks like," Sanji countered.
"Ehhh?!"
"ENOUGH, both of you. Thank you for the meal Sanji, it looks delicious!" Nami said, successfully extinguishing the fire that was about to begin. Sanji melted at her words and said something that would spark something.
"Haaahhh, if there was one word that would describe Nami-swan, it would be an infinite amount of words of praise," Sanji said as a puddle.
"'Nom' mmnmmnmmn, well If I were to describe Nami, it would probably be scary," Luffy said after plopping a piece of meat into his mouth.
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"Same," Usopp said.
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"Same," Brook said.
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"She's also greedy," Chopper added.
3 strikes were more than enough from the start for Sanji to go into protecting Nami-swan mode.
"EHHH?!!? HOW DARE YOU SHITTY BASTARDS INSULT OUR DEAR NAVIGATOR?!!" Sanji said completely revitalized and human again. Before he could continue his rant, he was interrupted by a certain Marimo who took a long, purposeful, loud sip of his drink.
"Got something else to say, Shithead?" Sanji asked dangerously once Zoro placed his cup down.
"Actually I do pervert, and it relates to her as well," Zoro said pointing at Nami. Nami stiffened a bit at his words, they were still in a secret relationship with each other even after the past two years separated from each other. She was surprised he would call her out in front of everyone but she knew Zoro wouldn't put their relationship out like that so she continued to drink her smoothie acting indifferent.
"And what would that be? You should choose what you say carefully or else I'll kill you Mosshead, especially if you even think of insulting her," Sanji said. As it turns out, Sanji wasn't the only one paying attention to Zoro's answer. Everyone waited in anticipation and a few words rang in their heads when guessing what he would say. Noisy, greedy, thief, bossy, evil, money-hungry, and-
"Sexy," Zoro said at last. All jaws DROPPED and Nami even spat out her drink at Zoro's blunt statement. Robin only smiled knowingly and for some reason, even though Zoro had technically said nothing bad about Nami, the cook was on him instantly.
"WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?! SAYING THAT WHEN IT'S SO OUT OF YOUR CHARACTER!!!" Sanji said as he launched a kick at Zoro who swiftly blocked it. Nami's face was red and Chopper and Usopp were screaming in a panic saying that they picked up the wrong Zoro. Luffy took advantage of everyone's confusion and stole from their plates. Nami had certainly not expected that to come out of Zoro's mouth. Despite hearing him say that numerous times during their...late-night encounters, she still blushed furiously whenever he called her that, private and especially in public.
Reality seemed to sink in back to her and she took notice of how Usopp was holding back Sanji and Franky were holding back Zoro.
"Oi oi, I suggest you drop it cook-bro, no need to get angry at the newest addition to our pervert group," Franky suggested, which only added fuel to the fire.
"Like hell!! Don't compare me to the rest of you perverts!" Zoro said angrily. Nami got up and smacked all four of them on the head, putting an end to that ordeal.
"Knock it off! Let's just enjoy our meal ok?!" Nami said while still trying to kill her blush.
Dinner went smoothly after that, well, as smooth as it could get with only Zoro and Sanji giving each other death glares. Conversations were struck up again and everyone made sure to not bring up the previous topic again.
After they ate dinner, the crew were going to do their usual activities. Zoro was already making his towards the Crow's Nest until he felt a finger tap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw his girlfriend looking up at him, accusingly.
"What is it?" His brilliant mind registered.
"Why?" Nami said vaguely.
"Huh?"
"Why?"
"Witch I have no idea what you're talking about," Zoro said, making a vein pop in Nami's forehead.
"You're hopeless...why'd you call me sexy in front of everyone?!" Nami said now whispering. Zoro only raised an eyebrow before sighing out.
"All I said was the truth, did you want me to call you ugly or something?" Zoro stated calmly. Nami tapped her foot and pouted in anger.
"That's not the point! You were the one who said you wanted to keep our relationship a secret remember?" Nami huffed.
"Look, I don't know why you're making such a big deal out of it, did you think that I wouldn't think of calling you that when you grew out your hair and were separated from me for two years?" Zoro said.
Nami flinched at Zoro's sudden confession. She knew he always blunt and straightforward but this time...it felt different.
"Zoro...do you mean that?" Nami asked shyly.
"When have I ever lied to you? Once I say something, it usually means the truth you know. Besides," Zoro said placing his palm on Nami's left cheek.
"Your hair does look better longer, you look prettier this way," Zoro said as he stroked her cheek with his thumb slowly back and forth. The action was so soothing and so sentimental to her, she found herself rubbing her cheek slowly against his hand like a cat did whenever their owner petted them like that. It was all Nami could handle and a new hunger for the swordsman that she told herself she would've quenched later at night, but now found herself wanting him right now. It was the swordsman to blame for being himself and making her feel this way for him.
Nami threw her arms around his neck and passionately began to make out with him. Zoro placed his hands on her lower back and pulled her forward to make their connection deeper than it already was.
It truly had been too long for both of them.
Nami poked her tongue against his lips, asking for more contact and permission to which he immediately allowed. His tongue sought out for hers as well and once they made contact, they began to battle for dominance. The air felt heavy around them and the lust they had for each other from two years ago was slowly starting to rekindle. Nami pulled away from Zoro and panted for air, she needed him, now.
"You, me, Crow's Nest, now," Nami said feverishly, still experiencing the aftermaths of a much-needed make-out session. Zoro looked around to see that nobody was on deck and picked up Nami by her thighs. She giggled at his action and he maneuvered her so she was clung to his back with her arms wrapped around his neck and her legs wrapped around his abdomen.
Zoro walked towards the ladder of the Crow's Nest and slowly began to climb, two years without Nami is already an unbearable punishment for him and he needed to do good on his one word when he called Nami sexy.
A/N: Sorry I took a while to update, struggled to come up with an original idea since there are so many creative scenarios between these two. I hope you enjoyed it and make sure to review it to show your love. All grammar mistakes belong to me, unfortunately, thank you and goodbye.
On a related note, I am open to some ideas of your own, you can leave reviews with your ideas about what you want to see from this pair and what the scenario is.