Chapter Five: I Got Bigger Problems To Deal With
I just realized today that I can't lose with this story. If you are part of the minority/majority (most likely the latter) that find this cringe or just plain uninteresting, I can still laugh at my own jokes and attempts at comedy. So any trolls who want to bring a small guy on this site even lower, won't work.
"We meet again, Grape."
Minoru Mineta, through various misunderstandings, was now by not only his much more powerful classmates, but most likely pro heroes and police officers as well. The last thing he needed was a villain trying to attack him, but unfortunately, that's just what he had gotten.
When he turned around and backed out of the hole he was hiding it, he recognized the man who spoke his nickname. It was the villain from the museum. Not in the mood to deal with a fourth party, he used his sticky balls to drag a boulder and blocked him from out of his sight.
"Now that that problem is handled…" the grape hero began, slowly pacing back and forth in thought. "I need to get back and find a way to show them the security footage. Even if people like Bakugou are fine with it, false rape accusations are a big deal and should be taken seriously. I may have been a pervert, but I'd NEVER go that far, especially with a girl who a powerhouse like Deku has a crush on…"
Now that he thought about it, they were probably hounding Kaminari, the fools. It was a simple yet clever use of his smarts. The way he made the shock balls was quite basic. All he did was "borrow" some failed metal creations Yaoyorozu needed for a project, stuck them to his balls, and then waited outside for some lightning to strike. Kaminari was only used to preserve this electric shock.
"Sure it might've cost me a trip to the hospital afterwards, but hey, it got the job done," he muttered triumphantly to himself.
On his way back to Height's Allowance, he was able to see his classmates and sensei, although from a distance, leaving the building in a perfect single file line. "Oh shit, they're actually looking for me!" He was also able to notice a slightly beaten up Kaminari in the line. "And they must've gotten the info out of him!"
Moving the boulder slightly, Mineta saw the villain writing something in a notepad. Disregarding it, he grabbed it and sealed the hole once more. He then took out a pencil from his pocket and began writing his plan. "Step One: Get into the building and access the security footage. Step Two: Show Class 1-A the footage. Step Three: Laugh in their faces. Step Four: Use it as Blackmail for the two-faced bitch."
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"Screw the plan, I'm pissed!" Mineta cried out before charging at the line. When they finally noticed him, it was too late. He sped towards the back of the line and punched Uraraka in the face. Not wasting any time, he went into the dormitory and made his way to the security room, also known as Aizawa's office. He looked through the files of footage before he finally found the one he was looking for and then went into the living room, grabbed the camera that recorded the scene, and then waited.
"How will I be able to broadcast this though-
"I am the villain Arandom, anything I touch will be turned into a CD/DVD!" A random, raspy voice cried out. Mineta put the camera in front of him, getting it and all the footage inside turned into a working DVD. He then inserted it into the TV and watched until he had reached the part he needed. He paused it, kicked out the villain, and then waited for his class to retrace into the building. He didn't have to wait long.
"Mineta! What the hell do you think you're doing-
Mineta cut off Izuku by unpausing the footage and leaving for his room. "Call me when you finish it."
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"Can you find it in your heart to forgive me?" Izuku asked in an apologetic tone after being the first to arrive at Mineta's room after finishing the footage and saying sorry.
"Yeah, no problem. I understand that it wasn't the best look for me, heh," Mineta chuckled, accepting the apology. The door then burst open as Bakugou came in.
"What are you doing just sitting there! Get up!" he demanded, confusing the short-statured teen. "Open your eyes and get up!"
And Mineta did just that. When he opened his eyes, he was still sitting on the living room couch. Hazily looking to his left, he saw Uraraka sleeping as well. He then looked behind her, where the voice had originated, and saw Aizawa, said person just releasing his hand from Mineta's shoulder. "Oh...Aizawa-sensei?"
"Uhh, if I may ask, what kind of dream were you having. Who's the two-faced bitch you keep mumbling about?" he asked in genuine concern. "Someone from your past?"
Blushing in embarrassment, Minoru rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "No, nobody from my past. It's just I had a weird dream, don't worry about it,"
"If you say so," Deku suddenly remarked. Mineta turned to his right and indeed saw the green-haired teen he knew as his classmate, also looking like he had just woken up.
"Did we all fall asleep at the same time?" Mineta wondered aloud.
"Successively, but not at the same time. You see, from what Uraraka told me before she went back to sleep, she was going to watch TV when she saw you there. She went to where you were and saw you were sleeping, so he switched to a channel she liked. A bit after that, I could only assume she fell asleep as well. I never heard her come back up for like an hour or three, so I went to check on her and saw you both sleeping. The mood was kinda lazy, so I guess I fell into the spell too-
Near the end of his explanation, Izuku fell back asleep. Mineta didn't know what was more surprising; the fact that all three of them had falling asleep successively, or the fact that he had dreamt up an entire false rape scenario out of the blue. "I should've known it was a dream when Bakugou didn't grab me and beat my ass when I was coming back to the dorms."
Though he was disappointed that all of his self-proclaimed chadness was just a dream, Mineta was at least happy that nobody beat him up in his supremely vulnerable state. "Girls - 2 | Mineta - 2."
~End~