Chapter 5: Commotion at the Mansion
Emilia and Rem were both naked in the bed. Luckily for Puck, a blanket hid most of the bodies, but he was able to see that they were naked. Rem was sleeping and clinging to Emilia's right arm.
"Puck, shh, you're going to wake her up, she's so beautiful like that", said Emilia.
"Mmmmh, Emilia…" Rem said weakly, starting to wake up.
"Come on, go back to sleep, my beauty, you can enjoy my presence as long as you want", said Emilia, stroking Rem's hair gently.
"Ok…, I love you…", said Rem falling back asleep.
"Lia… what's going on…"
"Puck, I had such a wonderful night. Rem and I declared our love for each other and make love all night."
"I… ok then…", said Puck who did not know what to think.
"Puck, do you approve of my love now?"
"Wake Rem first, I have some questions for her."
"But she's so in peace like that."
"Lia, please."
"Okay, if you insist. Rem, my love, wake up" she said, tenderly shaking her beloved.
"Huh? Emilia, what's wrong ?" she said opening her eyes.
"My father wants to talk to you."
"Ah yes?"
She stood up quietly and the blanket slipped off, revealing Rem's bare breasts.
"Rem! Please cover yourself" Puck said, looking away.
"Why? You are a spirit, it's not like you would be attracted to me."
"Still, please."
"Ok then."
She took the blanket and covered her naked body.
"Thanks Rem. So like that you love my daughter?"
"Yes, with all my heart."
"Really, you know that implies, she has experienced so much sadness and will probably experience a lot of it, are you ready for that?"
"Yes, until the end of my life. Anytime she will have a nightmare, I'll be there to comfort her. Whenever she is sad, I will be there to dry her tears. Whenever she feels lonely, I'll be there holding her hand. Whenever she is in danger, I will be there ready to give my life and when her death will draws near, I will be there to accompany her until the end so that she leaves in happiness knowing that she will always live in my heart. I love Emilia and will always be there for her."
"Then, I have nothing more to say."
"Puck, does that mean that you approve of our love?", said Emilia.
"Yes, Lia."
"Rem, did you hear, we're going to be so good together."
She hugged Rem and kissed her languidly.
"Lia, Rem, I'm here!"
"Oh, Puck, sorry, it's hard to hold me back", said Emilia.
"Emilia, if Puck's here, that means it's past 9:00 am?" Rem asked.
"Yes, it can only materialize between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m."
"!,I am late! My sister and Subaru are surely working themselves to death on the job" Rem said, standing up and getting dressed on the spot.
"Rem, please stay, you promised" Emilia implored.
"Emilia, they need me and I think Puck wants to talk to you alone with you."
"B-but ..."
"Emilia ..." she said putting her right hand on Emilia's cheek and looking Emilia straight in her eyes.
"Rem ..."
Rem brought her lips to Emilia's and kissed her tenderly for a second. Emilia's cheeks pray a red tint by this proof of Rem's undying love.
"See you soon, Emilia, I love you" Rem said as she left the room.
Emilia and Puck were now alone in the room.
"Wow, I really wasn't expecting that this morning, you will never cease to impress me, Lia. However, you do not find that you are skipping steps?"
"What do you mean, Puck?"
"Normally, when we love someone we give gifts, we invited them, we hold hands. Eventually, we get closer, we start kissing and then finally we make love. You just jumped to the last step. Yesterday you didn't dare look her in the eye and now you kiss her without hesitation. Why didn't you follow Subaru's example?"
"What do you mean, follow Subaru's example?"
"Since he's been here, he's been making advances on you all the time. He follows the normal course."
"What, is that what he was doing?"
"Lia, don't tell me you didn't notice, it was obvious. All his love letters, his gifts and all the times he told you he loved you, didn't that make you turn on a light?"
"Honestly, no. I thought he was saying that as a joke or to say he loved me like a sister or a close friend."
"* Sigh * Lia, seriously, poor Subaru ... You really didn't feel anything for him."
"Now that you mention it, for some time, when I am close to him, my heart beats faster, however it is nothing compared to when I am close to Rem where there I am almost unable to think normally so much that I'm hot and want her."
"Well, whatever, you as long as you love someone respectable, that's fine with me, I'm just a little sad for Subaru, trying so hard for nothing."
"Yeah, now that you say it, maybe I should apologize to him for not noticing."
"Yes, I think that would be a good idea."
There was a short silence then Emilia spoke.
"Puck ... I have a question for you ...", said Emilia, blushing.
"What, Lia, what's wrong?"
"Um ... it's embarrassing to say, but when a man and a woman who love each other very much kiss, the woman gets pregnant and ..."
"Huh ?" Puck said in surprise.
"and so, I wondered if the same thing happen when it was two womens. Especially since it's not the first time that I'm doing it and I'm really starting to have doubts."
"What ?! What is this question and why is it not your first time?"
"Ah, it's an old story with a 'goddess' with blue hair."
"Ok ... ehh ..., Lia, children are not born like that."
"Oh well, so how do you make children then?"
"Oh my God, you really don't know how it works?"
"No, can you tell me?"
Puck suddenly felt extremely bad for being such a bad father. He didn't know whether to speak the plain truth or make up an explanation.
"Ehhh ... Lia, you see, men and women have different bodies especially at the level of the crotch and it's not for nothing."
"Ah that's why I found Beatrice's books weird. Can you explain the difference to me ?" Emilia asked with such an innocent look.
"Lia, I told you not to read those books."
"Sorry, I was curious. Can you answer my question now?"
"Ahhh, you see men have ... what we call a p-p ..."
Puck was unable to continue it was too hard and embarrassing.
"What's wrong Puck, why are you stopping?"
"Lia, before continuing could you please dress yourself, it bothers me to speak while you are naked in front of me."
"Oh yes, sorry, I'll get dressed."
In reality, it was only an excuse to try to save time, Puck had seen Emilia naked many times before and he was not at all embarrassed. However, when Emilia has finished dressing ...
"Okay, Puck, now can you continue your explanation?"
"Ah, ehh ..., well, ehhh ..."
Puck was no longer able to continue, he seriously hoped that something would happen to distract Emilia's attention so he didn't have to explain it to her now.
"Puck? ...", said Emilia, looking confusedly.
"Look, Lia, I'm a spirit and I'm not the best at explaining this, so go ask Subaru or Rem, they're better suited for this."
"Ok Puck, then I'll go ask them."
"Thanks Lia."
Puck felt a little bad that he had given Subaru and Rem his burden, but they were the only two he really trusted for this. Emilia rarely saw Beatrice, he didn't know how Roswall would respond and he feared that Ram would respond directly to her and that it would traumatize her.
/
Meanwhile in Subaru's room ...
"Ah, what a night ..." Subaru said as he woke up naked from his scorching night with Roswall.
He looked at the time, it was 9:03 am.
"Shit! I am late! Why didn't Rem or Ram wake me up?"
He hurried to get dressed, then left to go out. However, he noticed a note with a rose on his bedside table. He read it: "To my handsome Subaru-kun, this night has been wonderful, but don't believe that we have a serious relationship, it was more the story of one night, although I open to a second time if you really want to. Your love, Roswall "
"Well, ok ..."
Subaru left the room a little confused.
/
As he left his room, he almost immediately bumped into Rem.
"Subaru-kun, what are you doing in your room? It is 9:00 a.m."
"Sorry, I didn't wake up on time, neither you nor Ram woke me up this morning."
"What, Ram didn't come by? There is something really wrong, normally she is so happy to wake you up every morning."
"What do you mean, she's happy?"
"Every day she always tells me: 'How I like to wake up Barusu, so I make sure that the first thing he sees and hears every day is me.' She's really sweet to think of you every morning. You are truly meant for each other."
"If you say so ..."
Subaru hid the fact that Ram woke him up every day by knocking super hard on the door to startle him and when he finally came out of his room she was saying things like "Bad day, Barusu", "You are really ugly", "What, you're still alive, ah I'm really disappointed" or "Yeah, before you came out my eyes were very happy, but now for them their day is ruined, well done Barusu". One time, she just punched him in the face like that for no reason as he came out, then said "Oh sorry, that's a reflex, my fist is attracted to the Barusu." She must have seriously enjoyed doing this, because every day she came with a new thing to say. At first it irritated him, but eventually it became routine and sometimes even he was almost excited to see what she would say to him. It was her way of showing that she was thinking of him in a certain way.
"Well Subaru-kun, we wasted enough time, go see Roswall while I go to see what my sister is doing" she told him as she was about to leave.
"Rem, wait before you go."
"What, Subaru-kun?"
"How is it that you too got up late, normally you are the most diligent."
"Ah ... it's a secret" she said, blushing.
"It's because of Emilia, it is not?"
"We can say that, but I will say no more out of respect for Emilia."
"Oh well, too bad."
"Good Subaru, now I'm going and you are going to see Roswall" she said as she left.
"Did they have sex all night? I did hear orgasms until I fell asleep, but I thought they would have stopped at some point. How much desire had they accumulated to make love for so long" he thought.
/
Later in Roswall's office ...
"Roswall, I'm going in."
He gently opened the door.
"Ah, Subaru-kun, hello. I am very busy now."
For the first time in his life, Subaru saw Roswall seriously working at his desk. He was filling out a lot of paperwork and seemed in a hurry.
"Roswall, what's going on? Everything is fine?"
"Subaru-kun, this morning after letting Ram sleeps I went to the mailbox knowing that you and Rem would be up a little late and ..."
"What? You knew we would get up late, how?"
"Oh my beautiful cutiepie, after the crazy night we had yesterday, I knew you weren't going to wake up on time and for Rem, I heard her have orgasms with Emilia all night long from your room and Ram's. I believe they only stopped around 5 or 6 in the morning, so you don't have to be a genius to know that she would probably be late by morning."
"Wait, you said they stopped around 5 or 6 o'clock, yes?"
"Yes, my beautiful Subaru."
"Wow, they started around 9:00 p.m., that means they did it for hours. How much desire had they accumulated in them? They are real beasts of desire."
"Well I agree with you, I have never seen women so hot, but hey we diverge, I said that this morning I went to see the mail and there was a letter written by the royal selection board for me and Emilia. I read it immediately and I am accused with Emilia of corruption. So since this morning I have been writing the paperwork necessary for the trial, because I will be going with Emilia to the capital as soon as possible in order to dispute this accusation."
"Roswall, can I see the letter?"
"Oh yes, it's on the table."
Subaru took it and began to read:
"The Royal Selection Council for the Kingdom of Luganica has evidence that Roswall is guilty of corruption, embezzlement and drug trafficking. Considering also that he represents the faction of Lady Emilia in the selection, she is also suspected of having participated in these misdeeds. You have a week to go to the capital to contest theses statements, otherwise you will be considered guilty and you will be placed under arrest, which will also result in the withdrawal of Lady Emilia from the royal selection.
Thank you
The Royal Selection Committee
P.S : No matter what happens Mr. Roswall, we can't wait for our next night together."
"Roswall, what is written there is serious, when do you plan to go to the capital."
"Ah, I'm leaving today with Emilia, I've already ordered the services of a cart driver in the village and completed most of the papers, I'm leaving in an hour."
"Wow, you're fast, but what exactly is this postscript?"
"Oh, Subbbbaru-kun, I am a very popular man and many people pay for my services. I must fill my coffers."
"Ok…,I think I will go fetch Emilia."
"Yes, that would be appreciated my little darling."
"Ok, Roswall."
Subaru left the office to pick up Emilia.
/
Meanwhile in Ram's room ...
knock knock knock*
"I'm going in Ram" Rem said.
She entered Ram's room. Ram was sleeping peacefully in her bed and did not wake up by Rem's entry. Rem approached her sister.
"Ram, wake up, it's 9:00 a.m."
Still no answer.
"Ram, please wake up."
"A kiss ..." Ram said weakly without opening her eyes.
"Huh? A kiss?"
"Maybe a kiss from my wonderful sister will wake me up"she replied, pretending to be asleep.
"Okay, if you want."
She approached and gave a small peck to Ram's forehead.
"Mmmhhh, how I slept well", said Ram, "waking up" at last. "Too bad you didn't kiss on the lips like in the play we played together, I would have liked that, you would have been like 'my prince charming' waking me out of my sleep."
"Ha ha ha, how funny you are my sister, let's see, it's Subaru, your prince charming. I can't have this relationship with you, we're sister. Your joke is very good."
"Ha ha ... yes that's it, a good joke ... " Ram said hesitantly because for her it was no joke.
"Let's get serious, get up, Ram, it's already past 9:00 a.m."
"Oh, Rem, * cough * cough , I'm sick."
"Ah yes?"
"Yes, I ehhh ... caught a cold, * cough * cough *."
"Okay, let's see" she said, putting a hand on Ram's forehead.
"Yes! My attractive sister is touching me, perfect, right there, mmmhhhh ..." she thought.
"Oh! Your forehead is hot and your cheeks are red."
"Yes, yes that's it. My heart is also beating super fast, here look for yourself."
She took Rem's right hand and put it on her chest so "she could check her heartbeat."
"Oh yes, it's true, your heart is beating seriously fast, you're really sick."
"Rem, my beautiful sister, you do not check if I have redness on my body."
"Why? You didn't say you only had a cold."
"But, my lov- ... ehh ... Rem, * cough * cough , you never know."
"Well, if you say so, sit down and take off your pajamas, I'll check."
"Yes !" she said, took off her pajamas on the spot. She was only in her underwear in front of Rem.
"Well, at first glance, you have no redness. Let me check it out further. She did a quick inspection of Ram's body, notably touching Ram's back and arms to check for any redness."
"Mmmmhhh, Rem, that's it, touch me ..." she said when Rem started to examine her.
Rem continued to examine her quietly, her small hands sliding down Ram's back, turning her on.
"Rem, I love you, come on, lick me" she blurted out sensually.
"What?"
"Ah, it's nothing."
Rem stopped touching her sister, having finished her exam.
"My sister, you have no redness, you are just a little warm and your skin has a slightly reddish tint. Come on, get dressed and stay in bed, I'll let Roswall-sama know you're taking a day off. I'm also going to ask Subaru-kun to come take care of you."
"No! Let Barusu work. I want my sister to take care of me."
"Oh how cute, you don't want to take Subaru-kun's time. Come on Ram, stop being embarrassed, I'm sure you and Subaru will enjoy spending some time together."
"Rem, please."
"If you insist, me and Subaru-kun will alternate."
"Mmmph, ok ..."
Ram was pretty disappointed to know that Subaru would be coming to see her.
"Come on, lie down, I'm going to warn Roswall-sama and then me or Subaru-kun will come and see you how you are."
"Wait, Rem, can I get a peck on my forehead before you go?"
"Okay, okay." * smooch *
"Thanks Rem, I love you."
Rem left his sister's room.
"* Sigh * Damn Barusu, ruining my day alone with my spellbinding sister."
/
Back to Subaru who was in front of Emilia's bedroom door.
knock knock knock *
"Emilia-tan, can I go in?"
"Of course, Subaru."
He opened the door and entered Emilia's room. She was there making her bed again, probably after changing the sheets which were soiled from her last extremely hot and scorching night with Rem.
"Wow, Emilia-tan, you are always lovely day and night."
"Thank you, Subaru, good to see you."
"You're happy to see me, I knew it, I managed to take a place in your heart."
"If you want to see it like that."
"Whatever, Emilia-tan, Roswall calls you to his office, it's pretty urgent."
"Ah ok, but before I go, I have to tell you something."
"Oh, my ears are only for you."
"Subaru, I had a good conversation with Puck and he pointed out to me that you had been making advances on me for months. Now that he told me I realize what you were trying to tell me and I want to apologize because I feel bad because to be honest with you I thought you were saying you loved me as a sister or close friend and not as a woman. Sorry."
"What? Really?"
"Yes, sorry again."
"Did you at least feel something for me?"
"I admit that for a while, my heart has been beating faster in your presence and I am no longer able to imagine my life without you. You, Rem and Puck are really precious to me."
"Wow, thank you Emilia-tan. I didn't know I meant so much to me."
Subaru refrains from screaming with joy. He had finally managed to carve out a place for himself in Emilia's heart, it might not have been the place he initially wanted, but it was already better than nothing.
"Yes, Subaru, you are really important to me, so that I want to redeem myself with you. You can ask me what you want."
"Emilia, you don't have to give me anything, seeing you with Rem last night is more than enough."
"Huh !? What are you talking about, Subaru."
"You know, when you got undressed and you make love like beasts."
"!, Subaru!"
Slap *
Emilia slapped the very indiscreet Subaru. He should have been more circumspect, but it was just in him to say what was going through his mind.
"Oh yes! Emilia!"
"What ?!"
"Ehhh ... I mean, ouch Emilia, why?"
"Subaru, what a shame! You disgust me."
"B-but, Emilia-tan, Ram is worse than me. I only see the beginning while Ram saw all the best bits."
"Subaru! Stop lying, Ram would never ... ehhh ... maybe she did, after all."
Emilia didn't want to believe Subaru, but she remembered that Ram had currently spied on Crusch and Felix in their lovemaking without even hesitating.
"You see, Ram is worse than me."
"Subaru it doesn't change anything. Also, what's that kind of couple activity spying on me while I was with Rem, are you trying to get horny to spice up your love life by taking a cue from me and Rem?"
"Emilia, Ram and I are not a couple."
"Subaru, stop lying, it shows at first glance that you and Ram had this kind of relationship. Ram is never far from you and you always know where she is at any time of the day. Sometimes you can even predict verbatim what she will say. It is clear that you are connected spiritually."
"Emilia, no, that's not it. Me and Ram are friends at best."
In reality, if Subaru knew Ram so much, it was because Ram was killing him all the time, so he had to start over and thus counter her. By dying at her hands, he began to learn her habits and he was now able to know where, when and how she will strike. Unfortunately for him, he couldn't tell that he was coming back by death to anyone, so he couldn't really explain how he knew Ram so much.
"Yeah, yeah, Subaru, 'friends' who have fun watching me and Rem in our lovemaking."
"* Sigh * Emilia, anyway, whether we watched you or not, you and Rem moaned so loudly that we heard you from all over the mansion."
"For real..."
"Yes, even when I was with Roswall in my room, ehh ..."
Subaru blushed when he realized he was saying too much.
"Subaru, what were you doing with Roswall last night?"
"N-nothing. We were just talking ...", said Subaru, looking away.
"Okay ... and why do you have lipstick marks on your neck?"
"!, which marks? There are no marks" Subaru said, pulling up the collar of his jacket to hide the marks.
"Subaru, don't you have something to confess to me?"
"N-no. Anyway, we have to go", said Subaru, opening the door. "Come on, ladies first."
Emilia walked past Subaru and gave him a piercing look that seemed to say, "I know what you did."
/
On leaving the room, they came across Beatrice who was passing by at the same time.
"Hey Beako, it's rare to see you outside the library", said Subaru.
"Oh it's you. I'm proud of you for yesterday, you gave me a great show, although it could have been better."
"Subaru, what is she talking about ?", asked Emilia.
"Oh, nothing interesting" Subaru replied.
"Yeah, it's true, compared to Emilia, it was not very interesting."
"What? What are you talking about, Beatrice ?", asked Emilia.
"Oh Emilia, don't pretend ignorance. We all heard you yesterday in the mansion in your lovemaking with Rem. I even watch it a bit and it was of exceptional quality."
"What !? You too, so Subaru wasn't lying."
"You see Emilia, I was telling the truth" Subaru boasted.
"Ok ..., but how did you manage to observe me with Rem? Did you look through the keyhole?"
"Oh, Emilia-tan, it's a secret."
"For once, I agree with you", added Beatrice.
"Well, okay then, goodbye Beatrice."
"Yes, that's it, we'll meet again, Beako."
"Goodbye, you two, especially Emilia."
They parted and Subaru and Emilia went to Roswall's office.
/
At Roswall's office ...
knock knock knock *
"Roswall, I have Emilia with me, I'm going in."
He opened the door and entered with Emilia.
"Oh, good to see you both. Emilia, I must tell you that yesterday you made one of those uproars with Rem, I've never known that in my whole life, two women who made love with so much passion.
"* Sigh * To say that I wanted to keep my relationship with Rem a secret for now, it sure sounds like it's going to be pointless, since everyone in the mansion seems to know that."
"Oh Emilia, you didn't need to hide it, that doesn't change a thing. Anyway, we are not here for that. Emilia, I want you to read this letter."
"Okay."
She reads the letter.
"Roswall, what are these accusations? I have never done anything like this."
"Yeah, Roswall, I agree with Emilia-tan. Never would a woman of perfect goodness and beauty like Emilia do that."
"Oh, I agree with you, these are unfounded accusations. I would never do that, ha ha ..."
Subaru and Emilia looked at each other with worried eyes at Roswall's unreliable claim.
"It doesn't matter, Emilia, go pack your bags, we're leaving for the capital in an hour to refute these accusations", said Roswall.
"What !? We're leaving as quickly."
"Sorry, but we have to act now. I have already prepared all the necessary documents, I only need a lawyer, but we will hire one in the capital."
"Roswall, wait, can I be your lawyer?" Subaru asked.
"Subbbbaru-kun, are you trained as a lawyer?"
"Yes, of course, where I come from, I was the best lawyer."
"Really Subaru, even despite your young age ?", asked Emilia.
"Of course Emilia-tan, I'll be there to defend you."
Subaru, however, hid the fact that his "training" as a lawyer was only his experience in the video game "Ace Attorney". Also, he would rather defend Emilia himself than leave his defense to a lawyer in the capital considering how mean they are with her there.
"Okay, okay if you say so. As long as you don't embarrass me like the last time."
"Of course not, Emilia-tan. I am much more mature than last time."
"Ok then, Subbbbaru-kun, you will be our lawyer. Also prepare your luggage, you come with us."
"Yes! I won. But, what are Ram and Rem going to do? There is also Rom who is due to come here in about 1 week."
"As for Rom, I have already sent him a letter telling him to stay in the capital, because I will go to his place for my training and Rem and Ram will stay to take care of the mansion. Could you go warn them?"
"Okay Roswall."
Subaru and Emilia left the office. Emilia went to her room to pack her luggage, while Subaru went to find Ram and Rem to warn them.
/
Subaru was heading towards Ram's room, his intuition was telling him that she would be there. On the way, he met Rem.
"Oh, Subaru-kun, I just met Ram, she's sick."
"Ram is sick? What did she catch?"
"She says she has a cold, but I'm not sure. She is very hot, her heart is beating fast and she is coughing. She also asked me to check if he had any redness and when I touched her she got even hotter, what a funny disease."
"Yes, what a strange disease ... (a disease called incest). Well, if it's like that, could you go back to see her and tell her that me, Emilia and Roswall are leaving for the capital in an hour, we will be away for a while."
"What? You leave like this ... I will miss you, especially you and Emilia."
"Rem, we'll be back soon, you can always be there to say goodbye when we leave."
"Yes, I would."
"Well then, I'll go see Beatrice and I'll be at the entrance of the manor to go to the capital. See you soon, Rem."
"Subaru-kun, wait !" she said taking the hand of Subaru who was leaving.
"Rem, what's wrong?"
"Could you tell Ram yourself that you're leaving?"
"But, I thought it was up to you to do it."
"Subaru-kun, my sister loves you so much, telling her this news will make her very sad. You have to be the one to tell her so she can see you one last time before you leave."
"Rem, I don't think it's necessary. I don't think Ram wants to see me."
"Subaru-kun, stop with your nonsense, Ram is just as embarrassed as you are. You are so cute like that."
"Rem, this is the hundred thousandth time that I told you, Ram and I are not in love."
"Yes, yes, that's it ... Come on."
"Hey, Rem! Rem! Stop, let go of me!"
Rem forced Subaru to her sister's room.
/
To Ram's room ...
knock knock knock*
"My sister, Subaru is coming to see you."
"Huh, Barusu?"
Rem opened the door and pushed Subaru inside. She closed the door immediately.
"I'm going to see Roswall to let him know you're sick, I'll leave you with Subaru" she said from the other side of the door.
"Hey, Rem, Rem! Don't leave me alone with Barusu."
No answer, Rem was already gone. Subaru and Ram were on their own. Subaru looked at Ram, she was lying in her bed dressed only in pajamas. If it weren't for the hateful look she was giving Subaru, she'd be pretty cute.
"Barusu, I will-"
"Ram, I know exactly what you're going to say, you were to say that you were to kill me, weren't you?"
"How I hate you. You're a filth of a perverted wizard."
"Ram, are you sure you're sick? Because to my eyes you look pretty healthy."
"Ah, *cough *cough, it hurts."
"Oh yeah?" he said, putting his hand on Ram's forehead.
"Hey, what are you doing !? Damn pervert, you take the opportunity to touch me."
"Yeah, that's what I thought, no fever. You don't have a cold, but you are very sick."
"What? What do you mean?"
"You have a chronic disease called "incest", do you want to know the symptoms? Those who are afflicted with this disease feel an inappropriate love for their family members. In particular, they get hot when they are close to their sister for example and-"
"You ...!"
Ram tried to strangle Subaru, but he avoided Ram's hands.
"Hey Ram, it's rude to do that."
"Asshole, I'll kill you!"
She looked on the desk next to her to try to find her knife to stab Subaru.
"Ram, is that what you're looking for?" he said, showing her the knife.
"What !? How?"
"Ah, my dear Ram, I know you so well, I know that it's a bad idea to leave a knife near you."
"Argn! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"
"But, Ram, I like you."
"You and your filthy diviner gifts may well go screw themselves."
"Ram, your language."
"Because of you too, my beautiful and breathtaking sister don't stop believing that we are in love, I am tired to hear her say: 'How cute you are together' or 'Stop being embarrassed, Subaru- kun loves you too'".
"You too are undergoing this. At least we have one thing in common. Rem tells me exactly the same things and even Emilia begins to believe that we are a couple. It's not my fault that you constantly follow me."
"I have no choice, I must kill you when you least expect it."
"Well then, do not be surprised that I start to predict your movements."
"Argh! Leave me! You're ruining my life!"
"Ok, but first I want to tell you that me, Roswall and Emilia are going to the capital. We're going to be away for a little while."
"Hallelujah! This is very good news, Barusu. Stay there as long as possible and I hope you get kidnapped. Don't worry, one day or another, I'll find you and stick a knife in your heart. Ah, how I'm going to love this moment."
"* Sigh * I knew you would say that. Ram, when we're gone, please be careful with what you do to Rem. If you ever go too far with her, you could break her heart. I care about Rem, so restrain yourself. As far as I know you also love other people like Roswall as well as a certain masochistic crusader, so keep that kind of love for them."
"It's not for you to tell me how to love my lustful sister."
"Ram, just be careful. Alright, I'll leave you now."
Subaru headed for the door.
"Barusu, before you go out, if you-"
"Yes, yes, I know, if I tell Rem that you fake your illness in order to keep her to yourself, you will kill me."
"Yes and not just that, I will open your stomach and tear your intestines."
"Wow, I found Elsa's successor."
"Who?"
"Ah, that's not important."
He left the room.
/
Subaru was opening doors and not closing them, he was looking for Beatrice. After trying a hundred doors, he finally found her.
"Ah, Beako" Subaru said, entering Beatrice's magic room.
"* Sigh * You again, what do you want?"
"Oh, Beatrice, are you writing something? It's strange not to see you reading."
Beatrice was seated in front of a table and was writing something.
"I decided to write a book this time instead of reading one for a change."
"Oh yes and what is your story about?"
"Oh, this is the story of a moron who teleports to another world and falls in love with a half-elf. Unfortunately for him, she was in love with her blue haired maid. He tries really hard to seduce his beloved, but there is no point and the maid and the half-elf end up together. The story ends well for the moron who lives an adventure with a great mage. We also learn in the story that the moron, the half-elf and the maid all have a secret relationship. The moron with a millionaire adventurer asshole, the half-elf with a 'water goddess' and the blue-haired maid with an explosive maniacal mage."
"Hey, Beatrice, that sounds awfully familiar to me."
"Of course, I was inspired by you, Emilia, Roswall and Rem."
"I knew it and how do you know about our secret relations?"
"Ah, that's a secret."
"And how that, 'the servant with the blue hair' had a secret relation, it did not happen in real life. Ram did say she saw something, but she spared the details."
"I have never seen her really make love like in your case, that of Emilia or of Ram, but it is clear that it happened something in the storage room of the gymnasium in which they were imprisoned for a long time. When I tried to ask Rem what happened, she just said it was a secret, blushing. Especially afterwards, she seemed really close to the maniac mage. Sometimes they would walk around holding hands."
"Ah yes, it's true now that you say it. Are you also going to put what happened between Ram and the masochistic crusader in the story?"
"Yes, of course, but I will have to censor some bits and condense the scene."
"What do you mean?"
"Oh, if you would have seen what I saw, the crusader is a real madwoman. Not only did she have incredible stamina, but she was also a real beast, she had so much unfulfilled desire. Ram really woke up a freak of lust by turning her on. It wasn't for nothing that Ram passed out in the end. Seriously, doing this for over ten hours and she would have continued if it wasn't for Ram. Even I, who am so mature, found that I was too young to see this."
"Wow, every day I learn more about Ram. Too bad you're going to censor a bit. Nevertheless, I can't wait to read your story."
"You will only have to buy it in a bookstore after I publish it."
"What, are you going to publish this !?"
"Yes of course."
"Beako, you can't do that, you reveal the biggest secrets of everyone in the mansion."
"Don't worry, I'll use fictitious names."
"Even there, Beatrice."
"* Sigh * If I tell you a secret that no one other than me knows in return, will you accept that I publish it?"
"Sounds like a fair deal to me."
"Ok so, you know the maniac mage had a rival, right?"
"Who is that?"
"You know, she was alone in her class."
"Huh?"
- She did all the roles in her play on her own because of that.
"Eh?"
"* Sigh * She had dark brown hair and a big breast for her age. She wore a gold-colored barrette and had shoulder-length hair. His coat was black and pink."
"Oh yes, I remember her now. I had totally forgotten about her existence."
"Well, I founded her situation rather sad, so when we were both alone in the library to pass the time. I approached her and took her to the storage room. I asked her to wear a sexy bunny costume and I 'comforted' her" Beatrice says, blushing.
"Wow, Beatrice. I knew it would end up making friends there."
"Oh, she was much more than a 'friend'."
"Thank you Beatrice for sharing this secret with me."
"Perfect, now leave me alone, I have to finish this book to publish it."
"Wait, Beatrice, I had something important to tell you. It was, ehhh ..., wait, I have it on the tip of my tongue. Ah yes, me, Emilia and Roswall will be leaving for the capital in about 30 minutes. We're going to be away for a while."
"Ok then, goodbye."
"However, I would like you to keep an eye on Ram and Rem, especially Ram who is currently 'sick'."
"Why?"
"I'm just afraid Ram will go too far with his sister when I'm gone."
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I'll go look from time to time if I have time."
"Thank you Beatrice, I love you. See you again soon."
Subaru left Beatrice's room. He then had to close all the doors he had opened. He went to pack his luggage quickly and left for the entrance of the mansion for his departure.
/
At the entrance of the manor ...
Roswall, Subaru and Emilia were at the entrance to the mansion and preparing to leave. Rem was also there to wish them a safe journey.
"Rem, are you going to be okay with the mansion and your sick sister?" Roswall said.
"Yeah, I'll just miss you."
"Oh, Rem, we don't leave for very long and it's not like a cult will attack the mansion while we are gone and kill everyone in the village and the mansion", said Roswall.
"Roswall, what's that bad joke? It's not funny, don't say that anymore. Especially since in addition Rem and Ram experienced exactly that during their childhood" Emilia said.
"Oh sorry, but we never know"
"Anyway, Rem, don't worry, if I ever knew you were in danger, your hero, the fabulous Natsuki Subaru, would come to save you and defeat evil," Subaru boasted.
"Oh, you're so gentle, Subaru-kun."
"Well, I think it's time to go", said Roswall.
They went outside where their cart was waiting for them. Roswall put his luggage in the cart, then sat down in front with the driver. Then, it was Subaru and Emilia's turn to embark on the luxury cart. Subaru was the first to board with its luggage, then extended its hand to Emilia to help her board.
"Emilia, come on, take my hand."
Emilia looked at Rem who was on the balcony watching them go.
"Subaru, take my suitcase, I have one last thing to do before I leave."
She handed her suitcase to Subaru, then rushed over to Rem like a bolt of lightning. She walked up the balcony steps, walked over to Rem, put her hands on her cheeks, tilted her head a little to look her straight in her eyes, then kissed her in front of everyone. Rem hugged Emilia behind the neck and prolonged the kiss.
"Wow, Mr. Roswall, you don't see something so beautiful every day", said the driver.
"Very much agree with you, my very dear. There is nothing more beautiful than true love."
"Woh, nice" Subaru exclaimed, watching the scene. He took his cell phone and immediately took a picture.
After a while, Rem and Emilia stopped kissing.
"Bye, Rem. I love you so much."
"Goodbye my love. Come back soon."
They gave each other a little hug and Emilia came back to the cart.
"Ha ha ha, Emilia, you know how to leave a mark on people's hearts" Subaru said to Emilia, helping her get into the cart.
"Oh, Subaru" she said with red cheeks.
The driver gave the signal to the lizards and Emilia, Roswall and Subaru said goodbye to Rem who wished them a safe journey and asked them to come back soon. They had at least 3 days of travel ahead of them to reach the capital.