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'Harry!' Ron greeted.

'Stop.' Harry commanded, wand raised. 'What piece did I play in first year on McGonagall's Board.'

'Really Harry?' Ron asked.

'Answer the question or get blasted to smithereens.' Hermione said raising her wand just a little more, in response to the growing atmosphere of tension

'Fine. It was a bishop.'

'Sigh. Ron it is good to see you.' Harry said as the four lowered their wands. 'But you do know you can just not answer challenge questions.'

'Well yeah, but I never have seen the point of it. I mean who seriously remembers half the stuff people ask.' Ron replied. 'That being said, is there any food I'm starved.'

Harry could only shake his head, he turned and saw Hermione with that look she gets when she is contemplating hexing or murder of one Ronald Weasley. It was generally a look that many would flee in terror of.

'Hermione its Ron. I can't have you murder him just yet.' Harry whispered to her.

She only nodded her head. But Harry felt she wasn't truly convinced.

As they walked in the kitchen, Sirius pulled out some leftover food and put it in front of Ron.

'So Ron what happened at the wedding?' Harry asked.

'The Death Eaters sort of rounded everyone up who was left and questioned if anyone had seen you.' Ron replied between gulps of food.

'Glad no one was hurt.' Harry said with Hermione, Sirius and Remus nodding in agreement as the three left the kitchen.

'But enough about me. What about you?' Ron asked.

'What do you mean?'

'Well you just stole Fleur and Tonks from Bill and Remus. You can't just do that mate. Plus with me going out with Hermione already, you can't just claim her as yours. Now I will forgive you this one time since were best mates, but this is low even for you.' Ron stated matter of factly while trying to spoon the remaining crumbs.

Hearing this the room got cold.

'Ron you want to run that by me one more time?' Harry asked.

'I thought it was pretty clear Harry. But ok. Harry you need to give Fleur back to Bill since she technically belongs to him. You know being a Veela and all.' Ron told Harry.

'No I don't know.'

'You don't know? That is a surprise. Well you see Fleur being a Veela she is only labeled as a creature, so she can't actually be the main wife to the Heir of a Pureblood Family. Merlin the Weasley's would be run out of Britain in a heartbeat.'

'I see'

'You do good. Mum was afraid you might over react. She planned on having Bill tell her after the creature wedding ceremony.' Ron said. 'Harry it seem a little warm in here?'

'No. Did Bill know about this?'

'Not really. Mum figured he was under Veela allure. So she paid off the Minister.'

'I see. This would explain why someone so new was as nervous as he was.'

'And what does your dad think?'

"Mum never told him. Again Harry, you sure it isn't a little hot in here?'

'That might be the food Ron, Kreacher made it extra spicy.' Sirius interrupted. Harry noticed he had a pot on his head as he ducked back out of the kitchen.

'Ok I understand about Fleur. What about Tonks? What is the issue with her.'

'No issue mate. Its just . . .'

'Yeah.'

'She's a Metamorphmagus.' Ron gently said.

'Well yeah we already knew that. What is the problem?' Harry asked as calmly as he could.

'Mate everyone knows all Metamorphmagus' are good for is a good shag. With how good she is at changing, she must have gotten around a few sacks. I mean seriously how else would she have become an Auror without a sexual bribe.'

'I don't know Ron, that is pretty far out there. Tonks needed OWLs and NEWTs to get into the program.'

'Harry you think she worked for them. No. Doubtful more than likely she just good with a guys wand. No its best you give her back to Remus. As your 'best' mate, I can't let you have used goods.'

Crash

Thud

'Sorry boys, Remus had a late night and passed out.' Sirius explained as he grabbed some ice. Harry notice he now had dragonhide armor on plus the pot.

'Poor Remus. He really should take better care of himself. Though I am glad he didn't hear me. I don't think I could help pull him through his depression like I have for you, Harry. Man this soup is spicy. I swear Harry, I feel like I'm about to melt.'

'What about Hermione, Ron? I didn't know you two were an item.'

'Yeah mate. We weren't sure how to tell you. Its best you let me have Hermione back. We were suppose to start shagging after the wedding to get her nice and trained up. Since as a muggle born girl she has no experience.'

'Really.'

'Yeah. Since I'm a pureblood, I am most suited to getting her trained for household work and having kids.'

'What about if she wanted to work.'

'No need. Hermione is a muggle born plus a woman. She has no chance of finding work in Britain unless it is too spread her legs.' Ron casually explained.

'You are such a good friend Ron.'

'I know mate.'

'So I imagine you feel I should be dating Ginny then. I mean with her being a "Pureblood" and all.

Ron seemed to think about it for a moment.

'Yeah that might be best. See Ginny really likes you and with all that dating around she did was just practice to satisfy you like a proper wife.'

'I see. Were there any potions involved?' Harry asked.

'What do you mean?' Ron nearly shouted getting red in the face.

'Now calm down. I just mean I would hate to have something between me and Ginny. IT would be awkward.'

'Oh I see. But no you got with Ginny all on your own last year. Though you did worry mum she thought you might need the help. Hermione on the other hand. Well mum gave her a mild jealousy potion lace with a weak love potion. All I had to do was mix it in her shampoo. I thought of all that on my own.'

'That is quite brilliant Ron. To think of that all on your own.'

'I know mate. And the only sacrifice I had to make was shagging Lavender all last year. But not really a challenge that one was.'

'Agreed. I am glad we got that all worked out.'

'Yeah me, too' Ron said.

Harry then stood up and walked around the table to give Ron a bro hug and a strong shake of his hand.

'You know Ron you were a good friend. I am glad I could be with you for you last meal.'

'Last meal. Harry, mate whatcha mean.'

Harry then walked to the door and turn around and with one last look of sympathy, said.

'Ladies he's all yours.'

And walked out the door as three pissed witches appeared.

'Thanks Harry.' They all said and closed the door behind them. All Harry could hope was the there was enough Ron left to bury for Missus Weasley.

But seeing the smoking Sirius and Remus, out cold on the ground, Harry didn't count on it.