"I think we lost him..." Junior sighed as the kids stopped for a quick breather.
"uh...NOT QUITE!!" Libby hollered.
Ivan was quickly approaching the kids at a rapid speed.
"YOU GUYS! IN THERE!" Annie exclaimed, pointing at a small golf cart.
The kids quickly piled in—Annie was the one to start it up, since the driver had left his keys in.
"You sure you know how to drive this thing?!" Laura asked.
"Of course!" Annie smiled. "IM' GETTIN' MY LEARNER'S PERMIT!" She turned the key—shaped like the film camera logo for the studio, and the golf cart immediately started up.
It moved...rather slowly to say the least, but then Ivan was inches away from grabbing the kids.
"—FLOOR IT ANNIE!!" Libby yelled, slamming a brick onto the gas pedal.
The golf cart now SPED away from Ivan, burning rubber. Ivan growled at the sight of the kids getting away, gave a loud battle cry and started to chase them yet again.
Meanwhile, Libby noticed a CD, and placed it into the CD player.
"Oh, cool! It's Journey!" She smiled.
"Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it"
"Uh...you guys?" Junior spoke, concerned, looking through the rear-view mirror. "We got company..."
Everyone else looked into the rear-view mirror, noticing that Ivan appeared to be hopping as fast as the golf cart was speeding.
"Annie!" Laura noticed something in the distance. "Hang a right!"
Annie did exactly that, turning right into a studio filming lot.
"She loves to laugh
She loves to sing
She does everything
She loves to move
She loves to groove
She loves the lovin' things"
Ivan crashed into a rack of clothing, but sped after the kids into the studio filming lot.
Within the lot, the crew happened to be filming a western film. An asparagus with a cowboy hat and outfit stood in the center of a dusty wild-west town, and to the right, was a radish. They looked at each other, and approached, pulling out their guns in a slow manner, when all of a sudden...
"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" The kids exclaimed as they drove through the lot—and through a number of the buildings as well.
"SORRY ABOUT THAT PARTNER!!" Junior exclaimed.
"CUT!!" The director pea hollered.
"Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight"
"—TRIBUTE TO BUSBY BERKELEY TAKE 1!" A man holding a film slate exclaimed. "ACTION!"
(*brief, jazzy instrumental*)
Hundreds of leek women—all wearing matching bathing suits—dove into a massive pool, each one of them performing in perfect synchronization. Nothing could mess this up...until it did.
"—AAAAAAAAA—" The kids drove over a ramp above the swimming pool where all the ladies were swimming, closely followed by Ivan—who landed directly into the pool.
Ivan was then picked up by the ladies who were now in a tower formation, with him at the top, squirting water from his mouth like a fountain.
"CUT!!" The director pea hollered.
"Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said, any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it"
"NOW LEFT!!" Laura exclaimed as Annie turned the golf cart towards another film backlot.
The kids sped through what appeared to be a sci-fi superhero-type film, with hundreds of people on strings surrounded by green backdrops fought off others portraying aliens.
"ASSEMBLERS, AVENGE!!" Exclaims an apple actor dressed in a leotard resembling the U.S. flag. He blinks, then noticing the kids"—wait, WHAT TH—"
"CUT!!" The director pea hollered.
"I was alone
I never knew
What good love could do
Ooh, then we touched
Then we sang
About the lovin' things"
The next set the kids and Ivan sped through was pretty interesting...a Japanese film crew had come to America to make their latest monster flick, entitled "The Revenge of the Revenge of the Son of Not-Zilla!"
"SORRYYYY!!" Junior exclaimed yet again, knocking over a man in a clearly fake "monster" suit onto a miniature constructed Japanese city.
"切る!"*The Japanese pea director exclaimed.
(*"CUT!*")
"Ooh, all night, all night
Oh, every night
So hold tight, hold tight
Ooh baby, hold tight
Oh, she said,
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it"
Ivan ran through the set, still chasing after the kids. He ended up stubbing his non-existent toe, causing him to screech.
"*SKREEEEEEEEEEE!!*"
His screeching sounded exactly like that of the monster in the movie, especially combined with the small buildings being knocked over.
"Any way you want it
I said, any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said ohh, hold on, hold on, hold on"
Suddenly, Ivan had managed to grab onto the golf cart, freaking out the kids.
"AGGH JUNIOR DO SOMETHING!" Laura exclaimed as Ivan got closer. "His breath is NASTY!"
"HEY!" Ivan exclaimed. "DAT VASS UNCALLED FOR!"
"Oh, she said any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
She said any way you want it
That's the way you need it"
"I got this..." Junior took the wheel while Annie started beating Ivan senseless with a 2X4 she'd found.
"OЙ! OЙ! OЙ! OЙ!" Ivan shouted each time Annie smacked him in the face, trying to remove him from the golf cart.
"What?" Libby asked.
"I think that's Russian for "ow"." Annie replied. "I dunno."
Finally, with one more smack to the face, Ivan ended up getting flung into the side of a brick wall.
"—OЙ!" Ivan exclaimed yet again. "Ivan...haev spleetink 'eadache..."
"Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it
Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it"
"I love you..." An asparagus man told a leek woman, standing in front of a gazebo. "And I don't care who knows, Elizabeth..."
"Oh, CHAUNCEY!" The leek woman hugged the asparagus man, shedding tears of joy. "I LOVE YOU TOO!! AND IM' PREGNANT!"
"Wonderful..."
("KA-BOOOOM!")*
"—AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—" The kids zoomed past the set in the background, still being closely followed by Ivan.
"OKAY!" The pea director exclaimed, clearly very annoyed. "Can we PUH-LEASE GET THOSE KIDS AND THE FAT RUSSIAN OFF THE SET?! They're RUINING my WORK!!"
"*そして私のものも!*" The Japanese pea exclaimed.
(*"And mine as well!"*)
"IVAN EES NOT FAT!!" Ivan yelled, tossing a boom mic directly at the pea, knocking him out. "IVAN HAS THYROID EESHUE!"
"Any way you want it
Any way you want it
That's the way you need it"
Finally, the kids stopped at the edge of one scene where the crew and cast had gone on their lunch break. It seemed as though they weren't gonna get out of this one.
"NOW I...(*pant, wheeze*) GOT YA... (*pant, wheeze*)..." Ivan fainted, then quickly stood back up, pulling out a machete. "...KEEDZ...IM' GONNA...KEEL JU NOW...oy...Ivan need meenute before keel..."
Annie quickly leapt into the air and kicked the machete out of Ivan's hand, socking him in the face.
"WOSSAMOTTA, IVAN?!" Annie exclaimed, gripping the cucumber's eyelids and pulling them back like Venetian blinds.
Annie dove down his shirt, sticking her head out through the front.
"—Can't "KEEL" us?!" Annie laughed. "Why don'tcha stick to "KEELINK MOOSE AND SQUIRREL" instead?!" She briefly put on a loud, obnoxious Russian accent, and threw Ivan a sucker-punch, landing back on the ground.
"—WHEEL JU SHARRUP YOU MOUTH, JU...NO-GOODNIK?! RASKOLNIKOV!"Ivan exclaimed before realizing what he had just said.
Laura and Annie both laughed their heads off, unable to speak for a moment.
"JEEZ LOUISE!!" Laura hollered. "Tone down the cartoon references, dude!"
"I don't get it." Junior replied.
"Me neither." Said Libby as well.
"Oh," Percy smiled. "It's that old cartoon, Rocky and—"
"—BOLSHEVIK!!" Ivan yelled, pulling out another machete. "EES TIME TO DIE! SAY LAST VORDS NOW!!"
"I've just got one word for ya..." Libby responded, looking very smug.
"VHAT." Ivan exclaimed.
"Squirrel." Libby replied, tossing something into his security uniform.
"HAH!" Ivan hollered. "Ees stupid last vo—"
The muscular cucumber looked down to notice that there was a peanut shoved down his security uniform. A small gray flying squirrel leapt into his uniform and moved around, trying to get the peanut.
"EEHEHEHE!! OOH! NYET! NYET, STOP! STOP EET!" Ivan exclaimed, moving around, attempting to get the small rodent out.
Laura leaned closer a little bit, then using her hips, bumped Ivan off the set.
"AAAAAAAAAAAIIII'LL KEEL YOU KEEEEEEEEEEDZ!!" Ivan hollered as he plummeted to the ground, landing in a large pool of water used for filming aquatic scenes (thankfully, "Rocky" was unharmed).
"HAH!" Junior exclaimed. "DAS VIDANYA, SUCKAAA!"