ACT 6
Last time, baby… Bandana Dee and the quest for life resumes? NO STINKIN' WAY! But what about Meta Knight and Kine? This is totally the epic brawl to end 'em all!
"Life of mortal dunces is so meager to the mind of a god…" Galacta Knight said with threatening crushes of his clenching fist of death.
"Pineapple…" Kine cursed as he tried to stand with his broken robot parts.
"Yeah, he dead…" said Meta Knight. He took out his CELLULAR DEVICE and called up Tim Hortons.
"Yo, my name is Knuckle Joe and I run this establishment," said the guy who picked up the phone at the donut joint.
"Cool, rad, and totes-magotes epic, bruh," said Meta Knight, nodding through the phone into Knuckle Joe's ear. It was so impactful, like Dr. Pepper all the way down after a hard day of work.
Knuckle Joe wiped the sweat from his brow and the sweet from his feet. He ran with the speed of lightning bolts to the fray. He saw the fish doom in Galacta Knight's wake.
"Isn't it obviously tragic?" asked Meta Knight, steaming a cabbage over his portable grill.
Knuckle Joe recognised that it was indeed a Foreman. He knew by the promising glint in the blue swordsman's single eye. "What happened to ojo numero dos?"
"Numero dos fue asesinado por un dedo del pie…" replied Meta Knight. Lifting up the cabbage high and smacking it with his armoured forehead.
Knuckle Joe watched with pure anticipation as the power of cabbage wrapped around Meta Knight's very being.
"This is how we will defeat the evil," Meta Knight hummed melodically as his biceps and quads went through the roof. He was now officially hunkier than anybody's hero.
Meanwhile in the core…
"Answer my riddle and you shall pass," said Bio Spark to Marx in an intimidating manner.
Marx spat into the air and caught the saliva wad on his nose.
Bio Spark gasped. "A NOSE!?"
Marx sneered. "Yes, I grew this appendage after the war took my pet gerbil's life…"
Bio Spark fell to the floor and wept. "He was not a gerbil… he was a hamster…"
"Who cares? I just wanna chug mayo," said Marx. And with that he summoned two vertical sabres from his enormous nasal cavities. The sabres were so long, longer than Sephiroth's entire life for sure.
"Do you intend to strike me down before I even ask you the riddle, knave?" seethed Bio Spark.
Marx did not answer. He simply clamped the swords down on Bio Spark and blew his nose. The mucus seeped down and entangled with the steel blade like common ivy. The ninja guardian could feel the greenness as it neared. It was only a matter of moments before he was consumed.
BUM-BUM! BUM-BUM!
WEE-OOH-WEE-OOH-WEE-OOH-WEE-OOH!
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