(shout outs to guest my biggest fan and hater! you can hate all you want in my reviews but haters make me famous!)

on the planet moonmar spider man was really into me and it was the worst timing because we were both IN JAIL form the goblins! i was crying but looked really good because i cry so pretty my tears turn into crystals as they fall down my beautiful purple cheeks everyone in the jail was really into me i saw them all looking at me like aww oh my god she is so prety someone help her? anyway so mary came up to me and was like IM SO SORRY WE ARE IN THIS JAIL and she flipper her hair at me and i was like wow shes so pretty too but also maybe get your priotierow straight we are in fucking space jail by teh goblins? anyway so she took a bean out of her bra like a freak and said GUESS NOW I HAVE LESS BEANS and winked at me? why does everyone from this school wink at everyone do they have eye infections? england is a disaster i swear to god. she wasnt from there tho she was probaly canadian because shge looks like her fee toulw be weird but thats fine just wear shoes i guess. anyway so real tony star blasted into the roof! "Hi, everyone!" he blasted down with his boots shooting fire out of the bottom! the gobling was like HOLY SHIT TONY SPAKR GET OUT OF MY JAILTHESE ARE MY PRISONERS! and he was like honestly fuck you gremlin how could you pretend to be me? and he CUT OFF HIS HEAD WITH HIS SWORD! i was like :O

anyway then THOR WALKED IN! he used his god magic to shoot all of the goblins and they were DEAD! i wasd so greatful i was going to offer him my body but everyone wouldve been really jealous because they all had a huge crush on me so i just blew him a kiss and he was like -_- play hard to get thor but ill get you HARD!

OH MY GOD OKAY and THEN everyone was like WHAT TWILIGHT THATS INAPPROPRIATE and i was like IVE ALREADY BEEN PREGANT THIS IS NOTHING and they all gasped! and ron was like "It aint mine innit mate?!1" and i flipped my beautiufl hair and was like "WOULDNT YOU LIKE TO KNOW?" and everyone went OOOOOOOOOOOH

but then iron man was on his walkie talkie and said THEY';RE COMING! and we all started running out of the jail!

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