I made this chapter on Google Docs for some reason IDK why but I was dying at this!
Alva: I better not die!
Me: you'll have to wait and see Alba
Alva: If you call me that name one more time I swear-
Me: Okay onward with the story enjoy!
"Alright, Fanimaniac wants you to jump off Mount Everest." Ashley said.
"Welp, I'm dead." Alva said.
"Yes you are Alva. yes you are." Ashley said cheerfully.
At Mount Everest, everyone is on the ground, with Ashley filming the whole thing, and Alva at the tippity top. People are watching from random areas around them.
"JUST JUMP ALREADY!" Ashley screamed.
"NO!" Alva yelled back.
"I WILL CLIMB UP THERE MYSELF AND PUSH YOU IF I HAVE TO!" Ashley yelled.
(Alva closed his eyes, and walked straight off the edge)
"Aaaaaaaaand down he goes." Ashley said, aiming her camera at where Alva was.
"Uhm, Ashley? How high is Mount Everest?" Sarah asked
"Oh ya know, 29 thousand feet OR 8,848.86 m." Ashley said(I actually Googled that thanks Google)
"Yeah he's so dead." Petey said.
6 hours later….
"Anyone heard from Alva?" Dog Man asked.
"Nope! He's probably dead after he hit the ground." Petey said.
"Good point! Onward with the next one!" Ashley said
Is Alva dead? I'm still deciding. I'm so evil and t's hilarious. I was swarmed with 8 Word document assignments and two essays so I couldn't get this out sooner sorry!
Petey: Is Alva dead or alive?!
Me: I don't know! Yet!
Kay bye friends!