Before we begin, all main protagonists are at 18 years of age, just so I don't have any Officers come after my ass. Anyways, let's start this fucking chapter! Oh, and all main characters in this story are eighteen plus.
After a Fun Night, Rexy gathered his shit, and prepared for another day of School. When he got downstairs, only Sylveon was there.
"Say, what happened to Slaking?" Rexy asked.
"Don't know, don't give a flying fuck." Sylveon replied. "That asshole probably got arrested, hopefully he did."
"Yeah, I'm gonna be at school." Rexy nervously replied.
On his way to school, Rexy noticed a couple of Police Pokemon struggling to arrested a Drunk Slaking.
"Let me go, you stupid Pigs!" Slaking yelled.
One of the Cops was an Emboar, the other was a Grumpig.
When Rexy got to school, there was a sign on the board that said 'Ass-embly.'
"Oh boy, this should be interesting." Rexy said, with sarcasm.
As he got to his desk, he saw Charmese taking a dump in a corner of the class.
"Charmese, what the fuck are you doing?!" Exclaimed Rexy.
"Taking a fat shit." Replied Charmese. "You'll see why in a bit."
After staining the corner with her crap, Charmese walked to her desk, and was confronted by Patrat.
"Hey! Charmese! That mayonnaise you gave me was salty!" He yelled. "But it was much stickier than normal mayo."
"Well, let's just say it was Rexy's special recipe." Charmese replied.
"I'll say." Rexy agreed. "It's a secret recipe."
"Wait, Rexy, how the hell was there salt in your cum?" Whispered Charmese.
"It's complicated as hell." Rexy replied.
Then, Azumarill walked in.
"Alright all of you, sit down and shut your asses up." She groaned. "I have a hangover which hurts like balls. Wait, did somebody shit in the corner?"
"Yeah, Patrat did!" Charmese exclaimed.
"Hey, what the fuck?!" Patrat exclaimed.
"Look, I don't care who took a shit in the corner, just shut the hell up." Azumarill groaned. "Just write or draw something. I don't care."
Azumarill slugged into her desk.
"Hell, you can even go into a dungeon for all I care." She added. "Just leave me be."
"What the hell is your problem?!" Patrat whispered to Charmese. "You tried to frame me for shitting in the corner!"
"Hey, shut up!" Charmese whispered. "Azumarill will get pissed!"
Meanwhile, while Charmese and Patrat were arguing, Rexy thought back to the time when he volunteered to sing to kindergarten kids back in the human world three days before coming to the Pokémon world.
"If you're happy and you know it, smoke some crack." He sang to them. "If you're happy and you know it, smoke some crack. If you're happy and you know it, your red eyes will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it, smoke some crack."
After that, he was blacklisted from the place.
"Say, where are Jumanji and Danny?" Alicia asked.
"They went outside." Danielle replied. "God knows what they're doing."
"What is in that crack you smoke?!" Jumanji exclaimed. "A hotdog is not a goddamn sandwich!"
"Dude, you're a fucking idiot!" Danny exclaimed. "It has meat, condiments, and sometimes cheese in between two slices of bread!"
"But the bread is joined!" Jumanji exclaimed. "And the bread doesn't even have wheat!"
"The bread is joined in certain subs!" Danny replied. "Some of that bread probably doesn't have wheat either!"
"Would you find conjoined bread at a bloody Subway?!" Jumanji exclaimed.
"Would YOU find bread dangling from your ass?!" Danny retorted.
Azumarill heard them arguing from outside.
"What the hell are they doing out there?!" She groaned. "Screw it, you can all go home now, I'm going to be doing some ass whopping. Get the fuck out!"
Everyone left. When Rexy returned to the house, Sylveon was on the sofa.
"Hey." She groaned. "You're home early."
"Azumarill sent us home because she had a hangover." Rexy explained.
"Of course she did." Sylveon sighed. "Also, I heard Slacking got arrested. Thank the lord!"
"He'll learn." Rexy replied. "Damn, my balls are so blue."
Sylveon looked at him, and grinned while giving a certain look.
Let's just leave the story at that. Later, gators.