Outside of UA
The green hero student stood in front of the UA gates, which were infested by men and woman asking questions to students passing buy
Izuku already knew that today would be tiresome.
"You there!" Some reporter shouted, "Are you part of the first year Hero Course?" They were holding a phone, which was most likely voice recording, towards Izuku's face. As soon as this reporter asked the question, the other reporters rushed to him like a moth to a lightbulb.
"Oh uhhh... Yeah I am. Izuku Midoriya, nice to meet you" Izuku greeted, though quite flustered. A shiver ran down his spine as he saw a malicious glint in the reporter's eye. Hell, even some of the other reporters were high fiving each other.
"Perfect!" The Reporter chirruped, "Now what can you tell us about All Might, your new teacher?"
"Ah. So that's what they want. Hmmm... This would be the perfect way to prank All Might!" Izuku though to himself, "He's good teacher, and you can clearly see his hero experience. But you can also see his eccentricities as ... yesterday, after a training exercise, I wanted to talk to All Might in private, since I wanted to thank him for saving me a couple months ago" The reporter looked giddy as they smiled with the cameraman. They couldn't wait to get a raise! "But when I reached the classroom, he wasn't there, so I waited. That was when I noticed a phone on one of the front desks. I grabbed it and started looking through the photos so I could find out who it belonged to. I know it was an invasion of privacy, but I had no other way of knowing it's owner".
"After seeing that all the photos were that of All Might and his close allies, it was clear that the phone belonged to a All Might stalker... or the hero himself" The reporters gasped as they were wrapped by the story, "So, being a responsible student, I decided to close the gallery and put it on his desk. But then I noticed a certain app on his phone... a fanfiction app" Now, even some of the students who were waiting to get into the school were in shock, "I opened in a bout of temptation, I knew this was risky, but after all, curiosity killed the cat."
"The app was opened, and I clicked on the alerts section of the app, where I could see what stories, he was following. And do you know what I saw? My Little Pony fanfiction." The audience screamed, the girls fainted, the boys went took to twitter and the reporters made orders for take out. "And that was not event the weirdest part... All Might wrote some fanfiction himself. Nothing mature of course, it was K-Rated stuff. Standard Magical Friendship stuff, but the thing is, his grammar and literacy was on point! I was able to read English due to me being bored when I was seven, but I don't think anyone could've known that All Might, a hero some may consider a brute, could be so... eloquent. I couldn't read too much since the Hero could've arrived anytime, so I put the phone on the teacher's desk and rushed out immediately since I now held the Number One Hero's Biggest, Deepest, Darkest Secret."
"Can you tell us what his username was!?" Someone from the back shouted.
"Sorry, that would go way too far." Izuku rejected. There was no way he could think of a fake name on the spot, and he had to make the story somewhat believable.
"Screw that! I've got an article to write!" Immediately the reporter and the others rushed to their cars whilst the live anchors started addressing their TV audience, eventually, the once crowded UA entrance was empty.
At this point the entirety of Japan was under the impression that All Might was a Brony. Izuku chuckled to himself as he walked into UA for class.
Inside the Todoroki Household.
"Hmmm... I do have a degree in literature" Endeavour, the number two hero pondered out loud. If he couldn't beat All Might in hero work, then he could beat him via fanfiction. Endeavour grabbed his laptop and opened up word. He called up his agency, informing them that he won't be in for the day, and put on his reading glasses. Typing out his first sentence, Endevour said out loud "Hello there, name is Twilight Sparkle..."
And thus Endevour became a fanfiction writer for My Little Pony.
In a secret warehouse within Tokyo
"Ah, Yagi. How far you have fallen..." A cruel voice chuckled in front of the TV. The voice itself belonged to a body attached to life support, extremely wounded. In an abandoned warehouse at the outskirts of Japan sat the king of villains, All For One, watching the recent news on JNN.
On another screen a transmission opened, showing a person standing alone in a bar.
"Sensei" A pale young man with a messy bush of bluish white hair, called to All For One in a whining tone, "Give me an extra Noumu! With an extra member in the party, we could crush those brats and All Might so much more quickly!"
"Tomura, should you not be in UA? Where are the files I sent you to get?" All For One asked –no, demanded.
"I have them here" Shigaraki said, revealing a memory stick, "Whilst the NPC's were interacting with the enemy, I snuck in and stole the data like Kurogiri showed."
"Very good..." All For One praised, "Fine, I'm in a good mood anyway. You may have one and only one extra noumu."
UA won't know what hit them.
Inside Class 1-A
"I hope you're all well and rested after yesterday exercise" Aizawa began, "I took the liberty of review your marks, battle and general overview. I've made my personal view on a sheet of paper with your name on it. Collect it when the period ends. Now, I'm sorry too spring this onto all of you but..."
"Another Pop Test!?" The students thought in horror.
"It's time to pick a class president" The teacher says, with no enthusiasm at all. Wow, a normal activity for once.
Immediately, the rowdy teens started shouting about their desire to become president. Already they were making campaign promises such as "My first act as president will be to remove panties from the school uniform" or "No homework!" and even "School will only last for one hour!".
"ENOUGH!" Iida shouted, putting his hand in the air just like his classmates, "We are students of UA, not barbarians! We are future heroes and the result of democracy; therefore, we should do a vote! Would that be alright, Aizawa-Sensei?"
The scraggly haired man was midway through getting into his sleeping bag before Iida asked him, "Do whatever, as long as it's before the period ends" and with that, the pro-hero started his slumber.
"But won't everyone just vote for themselves?" Mineta asks, causing many to agree with him.
"Then the person who wins would be good enough that they managed to get people to vote them and not themselves" Izuku explained.
Eventually, the class got to voting, and as Iida started writing the up the scores, the class stopped breathing in anticipation.
"And our class President is... Momo Yaoyorozu!" Iida announces, slightly disappointed, "And the Vice President is... a tie between Midoriya and I?"
The strict boy looked towards his rival, who in response, simply shrugged and said, "You can have it".
"What! Midoriya, I hope it's not our friendship that's forcing you to-" Iida immediately asked before being interrupted.
"It's not." Izuku satiated, "I didn't want the role in the first place. And also, you were literally born to do this. Sometimes I think that you were born with glasses on!"
"Why, thank you Midoriya!" Iida shouted, repeatedly bowing, "I won't let your sacrifice go in vain!"
"HE'S NOT DYING!" The entire class thought together.
Before anyone could congratulate Iida and Momo, a sudden buzz came from the speakers "[Principal Nedzu here! Could all members of faculty come to staff room immediately!]" Though the cheery voice, the students quickly started gossiping and theorizing as Aizawa rushed out of the classroom, telling them to review their comment sheets.
"Maybe Kayama-Sensei is pregnant?" Mina proposed quietly.
"Impossible. Midnight has her own birth control brand which has a 100% success rate" Jirou informed, slightly blushing. She wasn't really used to gossiping.
"Hmm... Maybe there's a super powerful villain that's trying to attack the school!" Kaminari shouted, "Or maybe an enemy that came to steal important UA info!"
"Come on Kaminari, it's not like we live in an anime or fanfiction!" Izuku rebutted, "It's probably a discussion about staff raises or department funds."
"Speaking of fanfiction..." She smirks toward Izuku, "Why didn't you tell us that All Might was a brony!?"
"Don't believe his bullshit, Slimey" Bakugo shouted, from across the room, resting on his chair, looking at his performance sheet, "Motherfucker probably made up the story on the spot! He once tricked a CSGO lobby I was on that I was a girl." He scowled at the memory. Never again.
"Wait, so you managed to prank the number one hero!?" Mina turned to Izuku who was stifling a grin, "OH MY GOD!"
By the time the final bell rung, Aizawa-Sensei was still nowhere in sight, so the students took it as a sign to leave.
"I have to use the toilet guys! I'll back in a minute" Izuku shouted to his friends before dashing off.
After a couple of minutes in the toilet, Izuku came out and heard shouting, naturally, he went to go investigate the noise.
"For god's sake, Nedzu!" Aizawa shouted, "They have a decay quirk! We have to cancel the USJ trip tomorrow or else someone could die!"
"Now, now, Aizawa" The principal said, trying to calm down the hobo-lookalike, "All Might will be there as protection".
"He won't be enough..." Aizawa rebukes, "He only has 3 hours a day. What if the villains attack when he has little time left?"
"Fine... I'll assign one of the Big Three as well" Nedzu sighs. Honestly, being a principal in a hero school is tough work.
"Ok, but not Amajiki" Aizawa said before leaving.
"Whatever am I going to do with that man" Nedzu groans before leaving as well, presumably to drink some tea.
"Holy shit" Izuku thought to himself, "We're going to the USJ tomorrow! That's going to so fun! They have so many fake environments and- wait... Did he say villains? Why haven't we been told about this? Should I tell the others? No... The teachers might find out and I could get in trouble... Then if villains do attack, I'll be prepared." A determined, almost demonic grin appears on Izuku's face. He'll show them why you never mess with a Dragon Slayer.
Authors Notes: Alright Chapter done! Sorry It took so long! I have exams right now, and am also watching the Fate Series, so it's annoyingly hard to find time for writing fanfiction. As soon as this exam is over I'll pumping out chapters faster than a middle aged man after a lunch at Taco Bell!
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