Afthermathematics Intro*
(Replays scenes from previous episode of season 2, specially the eliminated contestant's.)
Afthermathematics Outro*
(Mew's Dramatic Action Intro!)
Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"Welcome to the Afthermathematics! I am your host Suicune." She stated.
"And i am the Co-Host Ninetails." She smiled.
"Today we will interview the contestants that didn't join the season and also the ones who were recently eliminated! Let's give s hand to Gardevoir!" Ninetales looked happy.
"Sup." Gardevoir looked bored on the bleachers.
"It's Lairon and Makuhita." Suicune announced.
Makuhita smiled and waved but then frowned when Lairon said. "Ew didn't touch me or you'll make me 100 pounds fatter."
"Vani the Vanillish and Crack-A-Chu!" Ninetails spoke.
Vani looked bored as hell and Crack-A-Chu smirked.
"Psyduck and Palpitoad!" Ninetails did cute claps.
Psyduck shrugged and Palpitoad eyes spinned in circles.
"Skarmory!" Suicune said.
"Don't talk to me again or I'll kick you ass." Skarmory glared.
"Dude that's now how it's spelled." Gardevoir told him.
"Shut up you faggot! I can fucking say whatever I want! Freedom of speech bitches!" Skarmory yelled and then laughed.
Everyone was annoyed at him already.
"Mrs Mime and uh where is Cryogonal? Oh well. How are you Mrs Mime?" Asked Suicune grinning.
Mrs Mime was chained to the pillar and had her mouth gaged by a thingy and couldn't speak, it was all muffled, she looked pissed off.
"Bulbasaur and Charmander." Ninetails kinda frowned
They were both drooling and had cancerous brain tumors on their forehead
"They're still sick?" Asked Psyduck.
"The show doesn't have health care ANYWHO our final 3 are Mienfoo, Yanma and Chikorita!" Suicune said.
Mienfoo was neutral, Chikorita was hiding behind her leaf and then Yanma spoke.
"OMG! UwU i am so happy to be here lmao XD kawaii?" She did s cute pose and then moaned.
"Jesus Christ." Gardevoir cringed.
"I know right, now let's see this year's losers give it up for Durant!" Suicune said.
Durant came out angry
"How did it feel to be Elimination first?" Asked Suicune grinning.
Durant began screaming and yelling and trashing the place.
"Security!" Suicunte yelled.
An Alakazam froze her in place.
"Thanks for helping us Alakazam." Ninetails smiled at him.
"Anything for an old friend." Alakazam gave a small smile at her
"Now we have Magby and Munchlax!" Suicunte said.
Magby came out angry. "Ugh I can't believe they voted me out so early this so do unfair ugh I hate this game i hate it!" Magby yelled
Munchlax snored.
"Now we have Vespiqueen! Because Tynamo disappeared." Ninetails said.
Vespiqueen rose her hand. "I'll refuse to talk to people that are lower class than me so you are all beneath me and there for thou opinion is worthless." Vespiqueen scoffed
"Ooookay now we have Weedle and Trump." Suicunte says.
Trump came out and places money on Suicunte. "I pay one million poke just to rejoin season 2!" Trump said.
"Sold! And Trump rejoins!" Suicunte said.
"Hey there Weedle why did you decide to quit?" Asked Ninetails nicely.
"Well all the challenges were too hard and could've gotten me killed, i feel better i am here and safe." Weedle spoke and then a stage light fell on her and killed her.
Everyone looked up to see the intern Goob Goob, she sweated and awkwardly said Goob Goob.
Laugh Track.
"Let's go on a little break, we'll be right back with more action and drama on The Afthermathematics Show!" Ninetails smiled.
Afthermathematics Outro*
(Ad times)
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(Ads Time)
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Then we see pokemons inside cars crashing into eachother cause of the slippery road.
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(Ad)
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(Ads end)
Afthermathematics Intro*
Cheers!
"And we are back, now how about we look at our final two guests, the first one we have is Eevee!" Ninetails smiled.
Eevee walked and waved while grinning but the audience kept saying Booooo
"What the... hey praise me!" Eevee yelled.
Someone threw her an Everstone and she dodged it
"Hey what gives AH!" Eevee dodged someone throwing her a piano and she began running away from an angry mob.
"Um.. now let's interview the loner emo goth loser that is Chandelure!" Spoke Suicunte.
She Levitated in. Eevee running away from the crowd could be seen in the background.
"How did it feel to be eliminated." Asked Suicunte.
"Whatever." Chandelure flipped her flaming red hair.
Suicunte frowned. "What a kill joy, what should we do now Ninetails?" Asked Suicunte to her Co-Host friend.
"I guess spin the rejoin wheel, only one person can rejoin today and then your chances are 1 in 20!" Ninetails showed a roulette wheel with 19 red sides and 1 green side.
All the eliminated contestants and ones that didn't rejoin spinned it.
"Gasp! I can't believe she rejoined it's! Oh whoops looks like we are out of time! Check out who rejoins next on Mew's Dramatic Action: The Afthermathematics! See ya!" Ninetails waved happily while Suicunte just smoked.
The camera zoomed away, revealing all the contestants on the stage.
Afthermathematics Outro*