Hi, been gone for awhile. Lockdown really killed my motivation to write. Doesn't mean I'm going to stop.

Now, on with the two-shot!

Council Of Slayers! Pt 1

The room was almost pitch black except for a bright light descending to the middle of the room, within the light stood a wide silver round table surrounded by several chairs.

There was moment of silence before footsteps from several individuals were heard heading towards it. Once, they were in the light, it was discovered to be three people. The most shocking features about them was that they were wearing the same dirty leather armor and helmet, small round shield, short sword and a mace on their hip. They were Goblin Slayers.

Goblin Slayers of different universes.

They each took a seat, none taking off their helmets in case of a goblin attack.

"The meeting of the Slayer council is about to begin. Let us say our creed." Began OG Slayer.

"The Only Good Goblin Is A Dead Goblin."

"Now lets make these goblins good! Because Goblin Slayer, I'm Goblin Slayer. Hey." Exclaimed Schmuck Slayer. Excited to be back and see his brothers from the same mother.

"If were done with introduction. Can we begin our monthly meeting?" Asked Clout Slayer. While glad to see his brothers, he needed to get back home soon and finished collecting tax money from certain clients. He was a tax collector after all.

Even if he did have to go back to see Cow Bitch and her uncle. At lease he pays his taxes on time.

"So, where are Doom and Demon Slayer at?" Asked Schmuck. "Doom said he was gonna show us how to make shotgun shells. Some Goblin killing shells. And Demon was going to do some breathing techniques. I was thinking of calling it "Slayer Breath, Goblin Slaying Attack!". And I'll use it to kill Goblins! I'm Goblin Slayer by th-"

"We know." Replied the two.

"As for those two.." Began OG Slayer. "Doom started a war with himself to free his earth of demonic goblins, and Demon is currently on a train to start off his second season."

"What's a train? Is it a Goblin train? Can we use it to kill Gobliins!?"

"It is taxable?"

"I don't know. No. Maybe? I don't care." Answered OG. "As for me, my so-called 'movie' proved useful to also get a second season, meaning l can kill more goblins soon. While its developing, I'll kill goblins while l wait."

"Bitchin." Replied Schmuck. "Well, as you know l left episode 5 on a major cliff hanger, a Goblin cliff hanger. Fairly sure the next episode involves my past trauma in someway, or maybe it will all be a massive hallucination on account how l nearly died twice and lost a major amount of blood in a span of 3 days."

*Awkward moment of silence for anyone that wasn't a Slayer*

"…Or something like that, look, l don't know what Grimmjack does. Anyway, l started my own Goblin killing dojo with my first apprentice, Priestess." *Schmuck turns to the reader* If you want to join my dojo, please tell your personal information to my secretary Table. Not this Table!. But Table. You'll understand when you call in." *Turns away from the fourth wall* "Now, where was l? Oh yeah! Then, l decided to go see my second favourite wolf to hangout and play with my little Goblin Slayer Jr. Ha-ha oh Ban, you immortal funny sinful loli lovin' psychopath. I miss you. Didja know I'm a grandpa now?"

"Speaking of wolves." Clout Slayer interrupted. Turning his attention to OG. "Have you heard from Wolfe?"

OG nodded. "Like Doom, he's also at war with a self-proclaimed God of Resurrection. He has his Wolf with him. He'll be fine. What about you?"

"A One-shot and a kickass music career. I'm fine."

"I see. Well, if that is everything, then the meeting is adjourned."

"Wait, one more thing." Said Smuck.

They turned towards him.

"When Is the author going get Venom's chapter out?"

"Soon." Was OG reply, pulling out his sword. The rest doing the same and pointing them to the center.

"Rip And Tear Until Its Done!"

"Hhhmm, Goblins."

End of part 1

*References*

OG Slayer- Goblin Slayer from the Manga and Anime from the end of season one.

Clout Slayer- Goblin Slayer and part-time IRS tax collector and music artist from the 2GS Bootlegged Universe.

Schmuck Slayer- I know he was not created from the Schmuck Squad, but Grimmjack is part of the group, l love the Abridged series so far. So, Schmuck is from the Grimm Universe.

Wolfe- Is a reference from another fanfic called 'Howl of Vengeance' by GreyH. Been reading since its started, you should check it out.