Chapter 6: Who needs you


Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike went with Grandma Longneck to the nesting place to see that Grandpa Longneck was ill. Grandma Longneck told them what happened.

(Grandma Longneck) And then when I woke up, they were gone. That's why I know they've gone to The Land of Mists. To find the Night Flower.

(Cera) Or maybe they're really just playing with Ali and Rosalina. They'd never go on adventures without us.

(Grandma Longneck) Littlefoot wouldn't go play Cera. Not with his grandpa very sick. Besides, Ali and Rosalina are missing too.

(Ducky) We will go and find them. We will. We will

(Grandma Longneck) No Ducky. You mustn't. It's too dangerous. I can't risk you young ones too. Promise me that you won't go to The Land of Mists

(Cera) We promise.

(Petrie) Petrie promises.

(Ducky) We promise.

(Cera) Besides. We don't know where it is anyway.

(Grandma Longneck) Good

So the children left and went to some tall grass.

(Cera) Maybe we should go find them.

(Petrie) But you heard Grandma Longneck. Land of Mists dangerous.

(Cera) Dangerous or not we should find them.

Spike didn't feel comfortable with this ether and shook his head no.

(Cera) Well why didn't they ask us to come?

(Ducky) Maybe they didn't want to risk our lives to help them.

(Cera) Then I changed my mind. Maybe I don't want to go after them after all.

(Ducky) Cera. You and the others are best friends and you always will be.

(Cera) Well, you're right. Forget I said that But who knows where that dumb old Land of Mists is anyway?

(?) Cera. Ducky. Petrie. Spike.

(Cera) Lubba? Is that you?

Lubba came out of the tall grass with a panic look on his face.

(Lubba) I'm glad I found you.

(Petrie) Where are they?

(Lubba) We were in this cave and there was a big earthquake and the cave fell down and trapped them inside.

That got Ducky, Petrie, and Spike in a shock state. But not Cera.

(Lubba) We need your help to free them.

(Cera) I don't think so. You probably just made that story up.

(Lubba) I did not. Just come on and I'll show you.

(Cera) Fine!

So they followed Lubba to where Ali was and they ran back to the cave.

As the gang and Archie kept pushing the rocks, the gator was watching from a nearby mini cavern. The bird then came over and landed on the gator witch scared it.

(Bird) Relaxe Dil. It's me, Ichy.

(Dil) Ichy. You know I can't see very well. Why do you sneak up like that?

(Ichy) Eh, call it a mean streak.

(Dil) Well, did you find something to eat?

(Ichy) No. Not a thing to eat, sense those baby Long-necks and humans.

(Dil) Ichy i'm hungry.

(Ichy) You're hungry? What about me? I do all the real work around here.

(Dil) You? I get all the food!

(Ichy) Well you can't get it without me! I'm the eyes!

(Dil) Well I'm the teeth!

(Ichy) Ah who needs you?!

(Dil) And who needs you?!

That got Dil and Ichy to sing a song that came into their heads.

(Ichy) I need you like a hole in the head.

(Dil) And I need you like a bug in the bed.

(Ichy) You constantly bite the claw that feeds you.

(Both) Who needs you? Not me.

(Dil) I need you like a pane in the gut.

(Ichy) Oh yeah? And I need you like a kick in the butt. You truly disgrace the race that breeds you.

(Both) Who needs you? Not me.

(Dil) Who needs you? You creepy crawly creature. You're ugly as sin, just a scraggly bag of skin.

(Ichy) And who needs you? Your tail's your finest feature. You're thick skinned and bore, dragging your belly around the floor.

(Dil) Oh I need you like a rock on my toes.

(Ichy) And I need you like a sock on the nose. I'm shocked and appalled by your behavior.

(Dil) Don't try being nice cause that won't save you.

(Both) I'm better off without you I can see. So who needs you? Not me.

(Ichy) I need you like a cold in July.

(Dil) And I need you like a punch in the eye.

(Ichy) Of all the dumb beasts, not one precedes you.

(Both) Who needs you? Not me.

(Dil) I need you like I need a disease.

(Ichy) Oh! And I need you like the sun needs to freeze. For quickness of mind, a rock out speeds you.

(Both) Who needs you? Not me.

(Dil) Who needs you, you cross eyed crazy critter? You twitter and squawk and you're knocked when you walk.

(Ichy) And who needs you, you flatfoot, forefoot quieter? You're bitter and you're mad cause you're as ugly as your dad.

(Dil) Oh I need you like I need some more teeth.

(Ichy) I lift a rock and find you underneath. I'm deeply upset by your demeanor.

(Dil) I know that i'm mean, but you're getting meaner.

(Both) No more unlikely pair could ever be.

(Ichy) The world is incompatibility

(Dil) Not only that, we don't get on, you see.

(Both) So who needs you? Except the race that breeds you, Who needs you?

(Ichy) Not me

(Dil) Not me

(Ichy) Not me

(Dil) Not me

(Both) Not me

As the song ended, they saw the gang and Archie still trying to push the rocks.

(Ichy) Look Dil. It's one of the baby Long-necks and kingdom travelers. Something tells me that dinner is served.

Dil and Ichy began to get close to Archie and the gang.

Rosalina led Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike to the cave. As they got to the waterfall, it amazed Cera, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike.

(Cera) I've never seen anything this beautiful before.

(Ali) Come on. They're in that cave over there.

So they went to the cave and got in. They then saw the cave-in.

(Cera) So They're on the other side of this fallen rock wall?

(Ali) I hope they're OK.