Chris: Last time on total drama island. A talent contest brought out the worst in our campers. Duncan and MacArther tried to kill each other, Sam confirmed that he doesn't trust Alejandro, and after nearly burning down the stage Ella was disqualified from the competition. Who will be the next one to walk this lame dock? Find out tonight on Total Drama Mixed Island!
(Intro)
Chris: Campers today's challenge your outdoor survival skills. I'm not gonna lie some of you may not come back alive. (The campers gasp) Just joking haha. All of you have to do is spend one night in the woods everything you need is at your team campsite in the forest you just have to find it. (Throws a map and compass to Jasmine and Duncan) The first one back before breakfast wins. Oh, and watch out for bears.
Leshawna: Did he say there were bears living here?
Cody: I hope not I'm not a big fan of bears.
(The screaming gophers were walking in the forest)
Jasmine: Stick together everyone, it's easy to get lost in these woods.
Jacques: Way to point out the obvious.
Jasmine: There's no need to be rude.
(Elsewhere Duncan was leading the killer bass to their site)
MacArther: Wait, why are you of all people leading us to our campsite.
Duncan: Cause I've got the map and compass, bird brain.
MacArther: Well I don't trust you, so give me the map! (Try's to take the map from Duncan)
Duncan: Not happening mall cop so back off!
MacArther: Give to me!
Duncan: Get off!
(Duncan and MacArther started tugger waring over the map as their teammates watched, Ryan was so annoyed by this that he walked off)
(Confessional) Ryan: Knowing that we gonna take forever to get to our campsite cause of those two, I decided to go and take a bathroom break.
(As Duncan and MacArther continued fighting Brick snatches the map from them and Ezekiel breaks up the fight)
Ezekiel: Pack it in, both of you!
Brick: You two fighting isn't getting us anywhere, and since neither of you can be trusted, I'm putting myself in charge and taking us to our campsite. Everyone, follow me.
(Duncan and MacArther then growl at each other but Bridgette pinches both of their ears making them both behave and follow Brick to their campsite, Ryan then came back and realize his teammates were gone)
Ryan: Hey, guys, where are you?! Guys?!
(The screaming gophers arrive at their campsite)
Sam: Hey, there's no food here.
Alejandro: This is a survival task, look at the instructions.
Sam: I wonder if there's any bears around today. Wouldn't it be funny if we made some bear sounds and they came?
Cameron: No, it wouldn't.
Sam: (Roars) I'm a bear!
Cameron: Not funny Sam.
Dakota: Will please shut up I'm trying to read here. It's says we're supposed to find our own food.
Jacques: I don't see it.
Alejandro: I think they mean in the woods.
Carrie: Guys I'm going to take a bathroom break, won't be long.
Jasmine: And I'll go and find us some food.
Dakota: Well at least this will be a good week for my diet.
(Somewhere in woods Carrie had finished her bathroom break and realized she was lost)
Carrie: Oh no, l must have gone to far away from our campsite. (Then sees a cave) Well looks like I'm spending the night in a cave. (Walks into the cave and finds Ryan) Ryan?
Ryan: Carrie? What are you doing here?
Carrie: I got separated from my team. What about you?
Ryan: Same. Looks like we're spending the night together then.
Carrie: Yeah, I guess we are.
(Confessional) Ryan: Being alone in a cave with Carrie makes me almost glad I got lost.
(Confessional) Carrie: I'm really lucky that Ryan was in that cave. There's no way I will survive the night in that cave alone.
(The killer bass arrive at their campsite)
Brick: Alright, now that we're here, Duncan, Kitty, and Dawn you guys put up the tent, MacArther, Ezekiel and Dave, you guys find food and Bridgette, Topher and I will prepare the fire.
MacArther: Oh yeah, I'm gonna hunt us the biggest deer in this woods and get some delicious protein in.
Bridgette: (Gasp) Don't you dare kill a deer.
Dawn: I'm with Bridgette, I will not eat anything made from animals.
Ezekiel: I can get you guys some berries if you like?
Bridgette and Dawn: Thanks Ezekiel.
(At the gophers campsite)
Sam: I am so hungry.
Leshawna: I think my stomach ate my stomach.
Pizza man: Hey, who ordered the pepperoni with extra cheese?
Camera man: It's for the camera crew, over here.
Dakota: (Gasp) No way.
(Jasmine arrives back with fish)
Jasmine: Hey guys I'm back, and I brought fish.
Dakota: Are you kidding me?
Sam: Oh Jasmine, you're awesome.
Jasmine: Thanks Sam.
(It was now night time at the bass campsite, and Duncan, Kitty and Dawn were still setting up the tent)
Kitty: Okay, the tents finished.
Brick: Very good. How's the fire?
Topher: Coming along great Brick.
(MacArther, Dave and Ezekiel arrive back)
MacArther: We're back, and we brought a nice delicious deer. (Drops a deer carcass on the ground)
Bridgette: (Gasps) How could you kill such a beautiful animal?!
MacArther: Cause we're hungry and nearly everyone here likes to eat meat.
Dawn: Poor thing didn't deserve to be treated like this.
MacArther: Whatever.
Ezekiel: Here, I got you both some berries. (Gives the berries to Bridgette and Dawn)
Bridgette and Dawn: Thanks Ezekiel.
(With the screaming gophers)
Jasmine: Okay, fires hot, fish are grilling, tent is up. I say we have the perfect camp.
Dakota: The only thing that would make this campsite perfect is if we had room service. Wait, has anyone is Carrie?
Cody: I think she had to pee.
Cameron: But that was over an hour ago. Carrie! Carrie!
Sam: Carrie where are you?! (Hears a sound in the bushes) Oh good we thought we lost you there for a minute- (A bear appears) Great Pyramid Of Geyser!
(The bear roars making Cody wet his pants. Dakota and Jacques cling on to each other, Cameron, Leshawna and Scarlett hide behind Jasmine while Alejandro just looks horrified)
Sam: We're all going to die! We're gonna get eaten alive by a bear! Oh the horror! Somebody help us! I want my mommy! (He was saying as he ran around his teammates, Alejandro who was getting irritated by this trips him up)
Scarlett: The trees! Climb into the trees!
(With the killer bass)
(Owl hooting)
Bridgette: (Gasp)
Ezekiel: It's okay, it's just an owl.
Bridgette: Sorry, I just get really freaked out in the forest.
Duncan: This reminds of a scary story I heard once.
Topher: Awesome, tell it man.
Duncan: Are you sure? Because the story I'm thinking of is pretty hardcore.
MacArther: (Sarcastically) Ooh we're so scared.
Duncan: Alright, but don't say I didn't warned you. One night, a lot like this one.
(The scene cut to the sky to indicate a passage of time)
Duncan: So suddenly, they heard this tap tap tapping on the side of the car, the girl started to freak out and by this time even the guy was getting a bit scared, so he turned the car on and he stepped on it. When they got back to the girl's house she opened the door and screamed, because there hanging from the door handle. Was the bloody hook. (All of his teammates were starting to get creeped out) They say that this killer is still alive wandering these very woods. He could be just about anywhere really maybe even right HERE! (Pulls out a hook)
The rest of the Killer Bass: (Scream in horror)
Duncan: (Laughs Hysterically)
Bridgette: Duncan! That was so not funny!
Duncan: Oh yes it was. I just wish it was all on camera. Oh wait it is.
Bridgette: Ugh! You vile pig! Do your parents even like you?
Duncan: I don't know jumpy McChicken I haven't asked them lately.
(An owl then spooks Bridgette making Duncan chuckle at her which causes Bridgette to glare at him)
Kitty: Wait, has anyone seen Ryan?
Topher: No, come to think of it, has anyone seen him we arrived at this campsite?
Kitty: Ryan! Ryan!
Ezekiel: Ryan where are you?!
(A bear comes out of the bushes shocking some of the campers)
Dave: Ahhh! A bear!
MacArther: Relax you big wuss, it's probably Ryan trying help Duncan scare us even more. Yeah, nice try sucker.
Brick: We know you're not a bear dude. (Pokes its nose twice making the bear growl)
Duncan: Guys, I never asked Ryan to dress up as a bear to pranked you. Besides this one looks kinda real.
Kitty: (Looking scared) Chris did say there were bears. (Hides behind Duncan)
(Bridgette pulls Ezekiel close to her and clings on to him. And the rest of the bass except Brick back up)
Brick: (Chuckles) Oh come guys. It's just Ryan helping Duncan prank us. This is not a real bear and I'm going to prove it to you. (Try's to remove its head but ends up tearing a piece of its fur) Wow, that does look kind of real. (The bear roars in his face making Dave pee his pants) Yeah, that's real bear. Take them, I want to live! Mommy! (Runs away into the woods and abandons his teammates)
Kitty: Everyone into the trees! (The rest of the killer bass climb into the trees as the bear chases after Brick)
Ezekiel: Guys, it's chasing after Brick.
Dave: Let it chase him, serves him right for abandoning us like he just did.
(The killer bass then get down from tree)
Bridgette: Still, shouldn't we help him?
Duncan: No, he brought this one on himself.
(All the screaming gophers are up in the tree trying to keep themselves safe from the bear)
Alejandro: What do we do now?
Dakota: Stay up here until be bear goes officially.
Scarlett: Well I don't think the bears going anytime soon. It seems to want our fish.
(The bear goes for the fish)
Sam: Hey, lay off our fish!
Alejandro: Shut up couch potato! I'd rather it go after the fish than us!
Cameron: It's probably already eaten Carrie.
Scarlett: Then it shouldn't be hungry anymore. (Everyone glares at her) What? This is survival of the fittest, she should have just peed in her pants like Cody.
(Cody looks down in shame)
(With the killer bass)
(All the killer bass were in the tent and everyone was awake except Duncan who was fast asleep, then Dave got up)
Topher: What's wrong, gotta go pee?
Dave: Like crazy, but I'm to scared to leave the tent.
Topher: Yeah, me too. (Shows him his jar of pee)
(Not wanting to share the jar Dave leaves the tent and goes to find a private place however he finds a load of bats flying towards him. One of them flies right into his face, his leaping shadow frightens his teammates, with bat still his face he trips over the campfire and accidentally kicking the ember into the tent and burning it to the ground leaving the bass with no shelter. All the bass except Duncan who was still asleep glares at him)
MacArther: Thanks a lot Dave! Now we have nowhere to sleep!
Dave: I didn't do it on purpose MacArther! A bat flew in my face, and I couldn't see!
(Duncan gets woken up by the argument)
Duncan: What's with all the noise? (Notices the tent was gone) And what the heck happened to the tent?!
Topher: Dave burnt it down.
Duncan: (Sighs) Great, looks like we're sleeping under the stars tonight.
Dawn: Looks like we're have to. Night everyone.
The rest of the killer bass: Night. (They then heard thunder and started to rain causing them moan in anger)
(At the cave with Ryan and Carrie)
(The sound of thunder made Carrie scared and hold onto Ryan)
Carrie: (Blushes) Sorry, I didn't mean to grab you, I just got scared by the thunder.
Ryan: It's cool. You know you're look pretty when you're scared. (Realized what he just said) Sorry, did I say that out loud?
Carrie: Yeah, but don't be sorry, I thought it was sweet.
Ryan: Cool.
(The two then looked into each other's eyes and started kissing)
(The next morning at the gophers campsite)
(Alejandro jumps down from the tree and looks around to see if the bear's gone)
Alejandro: The bear's gone guys, it's safe to come down now.
Sam: Okay I don't know how raccoons sleep in trees, because I'm so stiff.
Cody: They much be really limber.
Jasmine: Okay now that the bear's gone, we should go and look Carrie.
Jacques: Forget her! We need to get back to camp before killer bass does, now let's go.
(In a different part of the forest Ryan and Carrie wake up and was about to leave the cave)
Ryan: So Carrie, about that kiss?
Carrie: Yeah, we definitely need to talk about that?
Ryan: Well, I'm really glad it happened.
Carrie: You are?
Ryan: Yeah, because I really like you, a lot.
Carrie: I really like you two Ryan.
Ryan: So, do you want to go out with me?
Carrie: Yes.
Ryan: Awesome.
Carrie: Yeah, awesome.
(The two were about to kiss again but were interrupted by sound of Brick's screaming and him running towards them)
Ryan and Carrie: Brick?
(Brick stopped running as soon as he saw them)
Brick: Hey guys. (Huffing and puffing)
Ryan: What were running from?
Brick: Them! (Points at two bears who roared at them causing all three of them to scream and run away)
(At the killer bass campsite)
(The killer bass were asleep with Bridgette and Ezekiel cuddling each other and Kitty was sleeping on top of Duncan)
Kitty: Mmmm.
Duncan: (Wakes up finds Kitty on top of him) Morning sunshine.
(Kitty wakes up and finds herself on Duncan)
Kitty: (Gasps) Oh my gosh! I am so sorry.
Duncan: It's cool. Anyway we should wake up the others.
Kitty: You're right.
(Both of them get up)
Duncan: Hey losers, wake up!
(Everyone wakes up except Bridgette and Ezekiel who were still asleep cuddling)
Duncan: That includes you too love birds, wake up!
(The sound of Duncan's voice woke both Bridgette and Ezekiel up. The two then noticed that they were cuddling each other and blushed)
MacArther: What the heck did you wake us up for?!
Duncan: If any of you want win this challenge before the screaming gophers do then we have to go.
Kitty: He's right MacArther. Come on everyone.
(Chris was preparing the campfire for the night's bonfire ceremony when the killer bass arrived)
Kitty: We're the first ones back.
(The screaming gophers arrive)
Dakota: No, they beat us here.
Chris: Not so fast gophers. It seems that the killer bass are missing a few fish. But then again you're missing a gopher.
(Then out of nowhere Carrie, Ryan and Brick arrived back)
Carrie: We made it, we're safe.
Chris: Since the gophers were only missing one gopher they win the challenge, and since the killer bass were missing two I'll be seeing at tonight's bonfire ceremony.
(Screaming Gophers cheered while the killer bass glared angrily at Brick and Ryan)
(At the campfire ceremony)
Chris: Campers, you've all cast your votes made your decision. One is going home on the boat of losers. When you here me call out name, come pick up a marshmallow.
Kitty
Duncan
Bridgette
Ezekiel
Topher
Dawn
Dave
MacArther
Chris: The final marshmallow goes to... Ryan. Brick, time for you to go dude.
Brick: What? Me?
Duncan: It's your own fault for running and leaving the rest of us with that bear.
Brick: But the bear chased after me.
Topher: Yeah, after you said take them, I want to live. We're not deaf you know.
Brick: (Sighs) Yeah, you guys are right, I deserve to be eliminated.
Chris: The boat of losers awaits solider.
(Brick then walks down the dock of shame and takes the boat of losers)
(Bridgette was standing outside the cabin by herself but was soon joined by Kitty and Duncan)
Kitty: Bridgette. Duncan's got something he wants to say to you.
Bridgette: Fine. What do you want?
Duncan: (Looks at Kitty) Do I really have to do this?
Kitty: Yes.
Duncan: Fine. (Turns to Bridgette) I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I scared you.
Bridgette: Well you should be. I'm surprised everyone on our team was able to sleep after hearing that story, and there is no such thing as a hook man.
Duncan: Yeah you're probably right. OR ARE YOU! (Pulls out a hook making Bridgette and Kitty scream)
Bridgette: Ugh! I hate you! (Goes back inside the cabin)
Kitty: You just couldn't help yourself, could you?
Duncan: What can I say? I'm the king of all bad boys. (Sits on the stairs of cabin and puts his hands behind his back to relax but accidentally stabs himself with the hook) Oww!
Kitty: (Giggles) Good night, king of all bad boys. (Duncan smiles at her as she walks into the cabin)