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Teams:
Screaming Gaffers: DJ, Leshwana, Owen, Harold.
Killer Grips: Duncan, Trent, Heather, Lindsay, Beth.
Geoff: What's going on everyone? Welcome to the brand new, totally off-the-hook Total Drama Action Aftermath show! (Applause)
We're coming to you live to dish everything Total. Drama. Action! Said Bridgette This is where the real action is! Yeah! I'm Geoff. And I'm Bridgette. You may remember us from such series as Total Drama Island and it's even more thrilling sequel, Total Drama Action. Bridgette: Which we were voted off of for kissing and lost out on a million bucks. I still say making out makes for awesome television. [Laughter].Geoff: But hey, now we've got our own show, and this is way more fun than getting totured and starved by Chris right? [Cheering]. Bridgette: [chuckles] Right. Now we get to hang with you! And we're super stoked for the new season! Geoff: What'd you guys think of it so far? The film lot. Totally awesome, right? [Applause] Geoff: We are so psyched to be here! Eva: Yeah, speak for yourselves. Geoff: I was speaking for myself. Heh. But glad you reminded us you're here. Eva, everyone![cheering] Geoff: We've brought along all our peeps from last season! Bridgette: They may be losers, but not in our book, right Geoff? Katie: Aww. Sadie: That is so sweet, you guys. Geoff: They are losers. Geoff: All right! We've got Cody! Bridgette: And Noah! Ezekiel. Geoff: Ha-ha! Yo, homeschool! Ha-ha! Let's give it up for Eva! Bridgette: Katie and Sadie! Katie: Oh my gosh! Sadie: We are so super excited to be here! Geoff: And a shoutout to Courtney! Courtney: We are going to sue the pants off this show, Michael. Geoff: Uh… whoops. Uh, okay. Bridgette: And Tyler! Geoff: There you are, dude! Will somebody please tell Lindsay? [Laughter] Tyler: What- .Bridgette: We've also got a ton of texts and emails from all of you! .Geoff: Plus, we'll have a couple of you on webcam, which is super, super cool. Bridgette: Izzy, I mean Kaleidoscope, will be here! Geoff: And of course Gwen! [Applause] Bridgette: Geoff: It's almost time to welcome our first guest. But first… take a look. Bridgette: Izzy's time on Total Drama Action may have been short. Geoff: But it was a real wild ride. Bridgette: The girl got a monster crush. Geoff: And later, suffered a serious blow at the hands of Chef Hatchet. Bridgette: [chuckles] Chef Thinks he's killed her. Look how freaked he is! Noah: He probably killed a kid a before after he did say ''not again''. Audience: Gasps. Geoff: Moving on Our first guest has impersonated a grizzly and was caught peeing in a pool. Currently number eight on the RCMP's most wanted. Bridgette: We will not got arrested or shut down for keeping a fugitive here right? Geoff: No I mean Chris tries to kill us on daily basis so no okay. Izzy, A.K.A Kaleidoscope! Izzy: [mouth full] Oh! Mm! I'm on TV! [Coughs] Oh, oops. Cracker crumbs, you get back here! [Laughter] [Cheering].Geoff and Bridgette: E-Scope! Izzy: Hi, Bridgette. Hi, Geoff. So glad to be here. Geoff: Awesome to have you! But bummer about the show. Gotta be tough losing out on a million big ones. Izzy: Yeah, well… you would know. [Audience laughs]Izzy: Hi, you guys! Katie and Sadie: Hi, Izzy![applause] Izzy: Hi, everyone out there in TV land! Graham Cracker! That's my old boyfriend Graham! He got a restraining order against me last year. Remember that, Graham? So funny. Okay. We were in the courtroom and the judge was all like, "You cannot come within two hundred meters of the plaintiff or you shall suffer the consequences of this courtroom." [Laughs] The long distance was hard, but we made it work. By the way, Graham, you should get new blinds for your room. What are they made of, lead? I couldn't see a thing with my binoculars! Haha! Miss you, Graham Cracker! I am totally into crackers right now. They're just so flaky! Haha. Bridgette: Kind of like someone we know. Geoff: [clears throat] So, Izzy. How did it feel to be the first one voted off the show? Izzy: I don't know, Geoff. How did it feel? Adunice: Laughs. Bridgette: We were the first ones voted off the show. Izzy: Was it disappointing? Humiliating? A sobering experience, Geoff? Geoff: Sure, it was disappointing, I mean… it's like you got dreams for this money and… hey man, I'm supposed to be asking the questions! Izzy: My life is an open book. Well, not yet, but it will be once I write it. And you open the book. Haha. Bridgette: What went through your head after being voted off? Izzy: When you realize you're not getting a Gilded Chris Award, well I can't lie to you. [Whines]Bridgette: Wow, it's that painful to remember? Izzy: No, I just can't lie to you. I was outfitted with a lie deterrent microchip that sends shock waves at the first hint of dishonesty. That's a really nice top, Bridge. Ow! Haha.[audience laughs]Geoff: Okay. So, what exactly did losing out on the Gilded Chris mean to you? Izzy: It means I missed out on that buttery chocolate statuette. Ooh, I once took an art class sculpting chocolate nudes, my instructor said I had a real flare for cocoa. Ow! Okay, okay, okay. He said I was totally loco. Hahaha. That's what he actually said. Geoff: I think it's time we play a fun little game called "Truth or Hammer"![audience cheers] Geoff: Haha. Works like this. We ask you a question, and if you get the wrong answer, a huge hammer will swing down and knock you clear out of your chair! [Laughs] Cool? Izzy: If my implant doesn't get me, the hammer will! [Laughs][Audience laughs]Geoff: Should we give it a test run? Geoff attempts to hit her with a hammer. Izzy: Ha-ha. Missed me! Geoff: Nice one, E-Scope! Bridge? A question, please? Bridgette: Uh, yeah, okay. Season two started off so well for you. Where'd things go wrong? Izzy: I think it was when I turned down that secret alliance with Chef.[audience gasps] Geoff: You mean… Chef actually tried to form a secret alliance with you? Izzy: Uh-huh. He said he'd help me win this thing if I shared the money with him. Geoff: Aw Huh? Wait, I think we've got a never-before-seen clip! Awesome! Chef: I'll help you man up and win this thing. We split the prize money fifty-fifty. Izzy: Hiya! Chef: Ooh! Izzy: Oh, I don't think so! [Laughs][End of clip][Audience gasps] Geoff: Whoa! Bridgette: I can't believe Chef did that! Noah: Well he does not get paid a lot or at all. Geoff: Oh. Geoff: Check it.[slow motion clip] [squeak]Bridgette: Oh, look at that poor guy! Geoff: Dude thinks he's next! [Audience laughs] Izzy: I would never hurt that intern. stares at Izzy in fear. Geoff: So then what happened? Izzy: My guess is that Chef went and made a demon deal with DJ. Yeah but Duncan won the challenge so they voted me off for costing the challenge and being myself but what do I know? Geoff: A lot, apparently. Bridgette: Let's hear from a viewer now! Gluepunks350 asks, "Do you think DJ will get busted?" Izzy: Well, I don't know about DJ, but I busted my arm once. Yeah, look, now I'm double-jointed. I'm doing it! Backwards! Geoff: Izzy stay on topic. Izzy: Of course he will he is softie and a terrible liar. Geoff: Should we move on to Gwen? Izzy: Yeah! On to Gwen.[audience cheers] Bridgette: Gwen can be rude but she is one of the best people I know she did not desvre that. Sadie: Oh, totally not! Courntey: I like her but she already won she had her fun. Gwen: Chris never gave me my money. Bridgette: Yeah regardless of whether she won or not what Justin did was wrong. Geoff: So Gwent was going to break up since they did not get along. [Audience cheers]. Bridgette: Yeah. But Justin still used Trent's trust to make things worse between him and Gwen at least they could have been friends now Gwen lost out on a millon bucks and they hate each other. That is low. Geoff: Well this show is called total drama so there has to be a villan. Bridgette: Okay I understand but what justin did was wrong. Noah: Well since chris spent most of the budget on hair gel trying to look young we have to do ads. Chef: This episode of the TDA After show was brought to you by Chef's Roadkill Café, where Sundays are "Bring Your Own Meat"! You hit it, we spit it. Izzy: We're back! We're talking Gwen and justin with Geoff and Bridgette. Got a little side-tracked, but we're good now. Right, guys? Geoff: {scoffs] Fine, right, whatever. Bridgette: [sighs] Geoff: Our next guest is claustrophobic, owns two lizards, and once drank fruit punch out of the communal john.[Aftermath theme plays] [audience cheers] Gwen: Hi everyone. Bridgette: We are going to ask some questions and watch out for the hammer. Geoff: Babe why did you warn her you ruined the fun. Gwen: Thanks Bridgette. Geoff: So say nothing but the whole truth, or you might be half a Gwen. A Gw. Or maybe an en. [Laughs]Bridgette: When did you get so horrible? Geoff: Network orders. Turns out horrible is great for ratings, too. Bridgette: So you and Trent were cute back in the island what happened? Gwen: I think we stopped getting along on things like we used too. Geoff: You sure it's not something else or someone else? [Audience gasps] Gwen: Uh Listen, I don't think I did anything that bad. People break up every day. Geoff: Yeah, but the way yours went down? Mega harsh. Leshwana and Duncan knew I was incconet. Courtney: Only because you had your Goth girl hooks into him! Gwen: Or it just never happened. Courtney: Have any more rotten veggies? Gwen: Duncan is all about you, Courtney! Geoff: Actually, I think we have a never-before-seen clip-on that topic. Gwen: Thank you. [Monitor swings down] Gwen: [on-screen] Is it just me, or does that constellation look like Harold's pancake butt? With his spaghetti legs attached? See? [Scoffs] I just gave you the perfect setup for a dig and you leave me hanging? What's your damage? Duncan: You think Courtney might be looking at the stars now? Gwen: [on-screen] Ugh. Urk. [Audience laughs] Gwen: See, Courtney? Duncan's always thinking about you.. Gwen: [on-screen] [laughs] Wow. Who knew you were such a sucker for the A-type. Duncan: Oh, you wanna make something of it? Gwen: [on-screen] [scoffs] You can do better than that. Geoff: What a guy he has no problem with someone being mean to his girlfriend. Gwen: Uh! We're just– Geoff: Uh-uh. Watch what you say. Gwen: Friends. Courtney: I am calling my lawyer you will pay for this you boyfriend stealer cu-. Gwen: Jealously is a disease get well soon bitch. (Audience gasps). Geoff: Hilarious. Courtney gets up and tackles Gwen. Bridgette: Guys calm down. Audience: Fight. Fight. Eva: Finally something fun is happening. Cody: Catfight sweet who you guys think is going to win? Geoff: My money is Gwen she got a strong Kun Fu kick. Cody: I like Gwen but courntey is a physco with a good chokehold. Eva: Courntey her anger problems are worse than mine. Izzy: Do not underestimate Gwen's karate kicks. Noah: Well we will see who wins when we return. Bridgette: Security. Aftermath theme plays. Bridgette: Calm down both of you guys. Geoff: Why you gotta ruin the fun as was just about to win that bet. Bridgette: Bet they are fighting over a jerk on Live TV. Noah: She's right Duncan is not worth it. Gwen: I did not fight or insult her because of Duncan it was self-defense. Geoff: Oh come on. Gwen: Geoff spread whatever lies you want about me homeworking duncney or whatever crap courntey Duncan is a friend and nothing more but honestly do not care what people think say or think whatever you want just don't bother me. Bye Bridgette. Noah: Good for you he claps for Gwen. (Audience claps and cheers) Geoff: Dang that was fun but we ran out of time already. Bridgette: Uh, and that's all for today! Join Chris and the cast next time for the most dramatically thrilling episode of Total. Drama. Action. Ever! Geoff:
Elmantion Order: 14th Place: Geoff and Bridgette. Xth Place: Izzy. 13th Place: Gwen.
My thoughts on the aftermath 1: The aftermaths are the few good things about action I decided to have Gwen just not care at the end because it seemed like derailment since she never cared about anyone's opion of her in island but in action she is obssed with public image.