DADADADADADADADA SNAKE MAN!

Be prepared for stuff.

I woke up and immediately recoiled at the sight of Nagini staring at me. She hissed in my direction, suggesting for me to look around. I was no longer in the gravesite, the cupboard, I was in the train cart again with this bloody fuck of a geeser. I saw smoke welling up the roof and came to the conclusion tha-.

"Want a smoke, lad?" The smoking elder asked.

Before I could pummel his old ass into the the train, Nagini slithered onto his leg and instantly made him get up and leave. Nagini slithered back up onto my lap and looked out the window contently.

"Erm..." A voice stuttered.

I darted my eyes to the voice and found Zoe, along with, a loud red head, a skittish brunette and last but not least...

"Potter" Nagini hissed in pain.

I was about to question the group when the train suddenly stopped and they poured out of the cart. I got out of the train with Nagini attached to my shoulder. As I walked out I shrugged to myself. I found myself climbing into one of the boats with two absolute bears of children and a... squirrel? Beaver?

Some kind of rodent with slicked back glue hair. The beaver boy looked to me and said.

"I have never seen you before? Are you a Hobo?" The ferret practically screeched.

"I don't know about the Hobo part but I certainly have seen you before."

"Where?"

"At a dam"

He grunted and turned to his grunts and sulked. We approached the castle and my god was it huge. It looked like it could almost fit the beavers ego in it. We got off of the boats and were escorted to the front door. An old woman wearing green robes let us into the halls and soon we were into the main hall. I looked up to see candles and a moonlight. The brunette girl from the cart whispered to me from behind.

"The moonlight is not actually real, it's a spell."

I nodded awkwardly and waited to be sorted. The red head boy was loudly telling everyone about the sorting and how his older brothers told him that we had to fight a troll.

What rubbish

I glanced into the Potter boys glasses and noticed my reflection, I was the same height but my hair was H/C and my eyes were a deep E/C. My face was different and I suddenly felt weird. Before I could yell, my name was called. Well not my name but it may have been. I hear her repeat "L/N Y/N!"

It was my name for sure. I adjusted my tie and walked confidently up to the sorting hat. It began telling me tales about the houses and which ones were the best. When it stopped it shrieked.

"Oh my! A truly dark mark. It's nothing like your personality!"

I knew about that, how, I did not know but I knew I did.

"What can I say..."

"You live and learn"

Comment on whether Nagini will be your familiar or not. Btw this is a male reader ficI can change it if you guys want. bye for now.