Chapter 6: A Musical Surprise!
Otter's Note: Happy Easter everyone! apparently, today is all about the Lamb Of God. So, THIS IS A MOTHAFUCKING INVITATION!
We just turned the corner onto the street when we saw a familiar face. It was Jason Elkley. He was wearing preppy clothes and a hat that said "All Hail Aires" on it. He was a prey species and did not have a tame collar on.
"Oh fuck," I said, "He's part of this whole thing, he always seemed suspicious. He told me about Aires before I even knew what was going to happen."
"Stop there," he said, "you are tamed."
"With these collars," I said, "but I'm nowhere near tamed."
"Ah tell me all about it," Revi said, "These are a total rumpesmerter."
"You are the fucker that Alister told me about," Weaselton said, "and now I get to meet you in the flesh."
"Aires is in control now," Elkley said preppily, "and you are not."
"Thanks captain obvious," Emmitt said, "It's been two weeks, we all know now."
"Meanwhile, I have been commanded as the tamer enforcer by Aires, I've known him and knew this was going to happen, and that I'll be a part of it."
"Oh you fucking motherfucker," Ashkii said, "You will fucking pay for this as well."
Ashkii approached, her tame collar started to beep yellow.
"STAY BACK!" said Jason Elkley in a poser evil voice.
"Well fuck you," said Corey.
"PREP!" shouted Piper.
"Well, you are tamed, and I am not. Soon, more will be tamed, and we will be unstoppable!"
"Oh you think," I said, as I approached.
"Stand back!" he said.
"How about NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone looked at me.
"Did I really just sing that?" I said, "I wasn't even trying. What the actual fuck?"
"Oh you and your pathetic vocals," said the elk, "Are no match for the power of chaos."
"We will rise!" I growled in an unclean scream, "And crush your power!"
"Damn," Weaselton said, "You really are quite a good singer."
"And I'm not even trying!" I sang.
"Oh, you are trying to make this a little fucking musical?" Elkley said, "want your dreams to come true? Well they won't, and I will make sure to crush any sign of resistance. I can turn all of your shocks up."
"You shall not!" I screamed, "We will rise!"
"Oh no," Elkley said scared now, "You Satanist. I will tell Aires about you trying to do this, and there will be consequences!"
The cervid then ran away, and everyone was awestruck looking at me.
"Holy shit," Revi said, "No wonder Weaselton suggested you be the singer."
"Alister," Ashkii said, "I never knew about this. Why didn't you tell?"
"I never knew about this either," I said, "I wasn't even trying to sing, or scream. I didn't even know I could do unclean vocals."
"KAWAII!" Corey said.
"Fucking rager!" squeaked Piper.
"Well," Revi said, as she set fire to a church, "maybe we can soon find the rest of the members. It looks like we can still go around prey species."
"Fuck yes," Weaselton said, as he lit a blunt off of the burning church.
We continued down to our house.
"Maybe Honey Badger was partially right," I said, "I might possibly be a good singer, and our band may even find success."
"I would love for Pels Raseri to find success," Revi said, "But not too big."
"Yeah, I only really want to play small venues," Weaselton said.
"Mrs. Otterton?" Revi asked, "You and Emmitt are pretty nice, can I stay in your house again?"
"Can I stay the night again as well?" Weaselton asked.
"Of fucking course," Ashkii said, "You two have been nice as well. Once Alister got us into metal, we learned that metalheads are not all bad.
I did indeed get them into metal. I got into metal when I was 13 going on 14, and heard Slipknotter for the first time, and fucking loved them. My parents were not impressed (and it is why I was kicked out of the house), but I introduced it to my "real" family when I moved in and they loved it as well, and now we listen to so many different types of metal.
We then got to the house to see a package on our front porch.
"Who the fuck delivered this?" Asked Corey.
I had a closer look.
"Honey Badger delivered this," I said, "I wonder what it is?"
We took the package into the house. I starter to open it. Inside was another box with a note on it. The note said, "You will need this soon."
"Alright," Ashkii said, "Feel free to open this."
I opened it. Inside was a microphone. It was colored green and said "magic" on it.
"Okay," I said, "A wireless microphone, but I don't see any receiver. How the fuck is it supposed to work?"
"Maybe magic," Revi said, "It says 'magic' on it."
"Alright," I said, "That might be possible, or it could be that Honey Badger is crazy."
"Possibly," Weaselton said.
"Hey everyone," Emmitt said, "Someone just uploaded Otter Ogan's full set from the show we went to on Zootube."
We sat down in the TV room and plugged in the computer.
I saw the whole thing. I saw where I appeared in it as well. The part came where I sang into the microphone.
"Holy shit," I said, "I actually did sing that very well. I never knew I could do that."
"Well you can," Ashkii said.
Suddenly, I started feeling sad.
"I just wish times were still like the way they were before Aires came to power," I said.
"We all do," Revi said, "No one likes this except for those with Aires relations."
"Of course," said Weaselton, "Everyone wants the old Zootopia back."
"And I thought the whole Night Howler scare was bad," Ashkii said.
"But we can change!" I suddenly shouted, "And it will start with us!"
Everyone soon looked.
"I didn't even mean to say it like that," I said, "What the fuck is going on? I should just continue watching the video."
We continued watching, seeing everyone stage dive. Suddenly, I saw a familiar audience member stage dive.
"Wait, Revi," I said, "that was you stage diving."
"Indeed it was," she said, "and there is Dashley as well."
"Wait," I said, "were you also at the Alestorm show?"
"Yes I was," Revi said, "Weaselton and I were front row."
"Oh I thought I saw you there," Weaselton said to me.
"So we all went to the same concert trio I guess," Ashkii said.
"Indeed we all did," said Revi.
The video ended.