AN: I saw a soothouse video making fun of incels, and was inspired to make fun of it.
First, serious news. It has occurred to me that given this is a joke, that someone might take this seriously and think that I dislike women with dicks or shit like that. I want to make it clear that this is not the case, and if you don't accept the LGBTQIA+ community, I'll do an Achmed the Dead Terrorist at you. Women can have dicks, and some people are born with dicks and tits, and that is perfectly alright and valid. Not the representation anyone wants, I know, but still. For those who care, it was a writer's choice so I could make any character bang each other in pretty much anyway I wanted, like Darth Helmet with his dolls which he doesn't play with
Secondly, I wanted to point out the existence of the group Kiltro. They're a great group, and I'll gladly shout it from the rooftops. I'll link a song, but I recommend checking them out, at least live since the guy can make some impressive sound with a couple looping pedals and a guitar. /_qUrksnGV0Q
Finallly, thank you to a fan who shall remain anonymous, as I don't want my brother's name on here... He'll never read this work as he dislikes Harry Potter, but he's been a big supporter, and I wish I could be as big a support to him. He wrote the snippet at the bottom as a joke over Discord, but I had to put it in because I was wheezing by the end. For some news, I am working on a rewrite of a story I had deleted (again), but going slowly as I'm pretty much only keeping the name and basic premise. It may be serious, it may be humorous, I'm not sure. And I know the last few chapters of this haven't been humorous, but I wanted to get this out of the way so I can move back to normal territory next chapter.
P. , no Kink shaming, except for those into soiled diaper play. Because that's just too far even for me, man.
As always, fuck you, and I hope you suffer a painful, miserable life for writing stuff as bad as this and publishing it.
Draco reclined on the couch, shoes off as she fought off the waves of nausea inundating her body. Her mothers, Lucius and Narcissa, had left a while ago telling Draco they'd get her other school items, and that they'd meet in front of the Wand Shop once Draco felt better. Draco had attempted to clean out the ashes from her robes, but had to lay back and fight off the urge to vomit all over. The ash seemed to cling to every pore of her body, annoying her as she wiggled her toes, wishing she had access to a portable bath or that they could use any form of travel that wasn't the Floo. Her frustration wasn't helped by the fact that several had tried. They had the damn steam train for hogwarts, and she kept hearing cases of different witches being brought into the Ministry for illegal experimentation such as making flying cars despite the official impossibility of such inventions. She hissed and rubbed her eyes, wishing that her stomach would quit its attempted revolts so she could wiper herself off and get the wand.
Suddenly, she heard shuffling from around the corner. Her heart racing, she carefully picked up her head, ready to defend herself with her knife, when from around the corner, a small stunted figure. With her large, batlike ears, long nose, and distinctive circus tights, red and green that clung close to her busty figure, Dobby was a familiar and happy sight for Draco. Smilinlg, Draco pushed her blond hair out of her eyes and smiled. "Dobby! Oh, aren't you a sight for sore eyes. Did my parents send for me?". Dobby, eyes turned downwards as customary, replied in a quavering voice "The Missus w-wanted me to m-m-make sure you were a-alright and help c-c-c-c-clean you off."
"Dobby, you can look at me. I know it helps you feel better, and I wouldn't want my oldest friend feeling terrible." Dobby looked into Draco's eyes, and Draco couldn't help but feel her heart flutter as she looked into the eyes of the house elf. "You know you are so cute when you look at me like that." Dobby giggled and looked down, cheeks blushing red. She then gasped. Draco sat up, looking worried, swallowing to avoid puking as she leaned over, asking "What's wrong? Dobby? What is it?". She saw Dobby was staring at her feet, lips quivering as she did. Draco, her stomach forgotten, stood up from her seat, then crouched down in front of Dobby, surrounding her in a warm embrace as she held Dobby's quivering form. Dobby finally broke down in to tears and collapsed into a weeping bundle, only supported by Draco's embrace. For the next few minutes, there was only the noise of a ticking clock somewhere in the building as Draco held onto Dobby, stroking her ears and holding her, as if she were afraid that the pieces of Dobby that had broken would shatter her body without the tight embrace of a friend.
Finally, Dobby slightly pushed Draco away as she stood back, sniffling and attempting to wipe her tears of cheeks. Draco was worried, but knew that pressuring her before she was ready was a terrible thing to do, and instead waited patiently, smiling a little to try to help with Dobby's awkwardness. Dobby swallowed and looked back up, explaining "I-I"m sorry that you had to see that. I just saw how dirty your feet were, and realized when you go away you'll have no one to help take care of you and felt guilty…" "Guilty? But why? You've been my nearest and dearest friend for so many years?" "Because I can't join you!". Draco pet the back of her head, the thin, greasy golden locks a reassuring presence as she said "I asked Mother, and she said I can bring you as a temporary member of the staff at the castle." Dobby's eyes brightened as she said "I can! I can be with you!". Draco nodded, and Dobby rushed forward to swallow Draco in a tight embrace. Releasing her, Dobby looked at Draco's feet, and said "May I clean you feet, master?" Draco giggled, and said "Of course. I wouldn't trust anyone else." Laying back in the chair, she put her feet up and waited, feeling a tingle of excitement through the core of her body as anticipation made itself known.
Looking at Draco's foot, she traced her finger along the elegant arch of her foot, the thinness of her heels and the sweet, delicate, toes that seemed to wriggle everytime she touched the foot, Draco giggling at the tickling sensation. The perfect skin, a light substance almost stretched over the countless miniature muscles that made feet so flexible, was covered by the ash from the floo travel, stuck on her feet and in between her toes, and up her ankle. Stroking along her foot, she finally stuck out her tongue, licking along the toe, tasting ash, dirt, and beneath it all a sweet oily substance. Excited, she began to stick her tongue out more, lapping up across the sole of her foot, eager to leave it shining. Draco squirmed some more, but based off her shifting of her robes, was getting excited. It was confirmed a moment later when her throbbing serpent came out of her robes, some precum on its tip as she groaned, her head falling back. Dobby felt warmth in her core and her dick became hard, leaving a haze in her mind. She quit licking, moving her tongue around her mouth a few times to get the taste of ash out of her mouth, then widened, covering Draco's small middle and index toe with her mouth. She slowly moved back and forth, tongue reaching forward to lick between each gap between the toes, getting the underside along its joints, and swirling across her joints as she sucked, sucking on the her toes as if she were a piglet on her mother's teats.
As she moved her mouth along Draco's feet she saw Draco reaching down, one hand grasping her breasts and the other wrapping itself around her dick. She began to move it up and down, moaning and gasping as she squeezed her breasts up and down with her other hand, squeezing her nipples and tweaking them. Sweat formed on her brown as she continued, stopping a moment to spit in her hand as she stroked more fiercely. The sweat slowly moved its way down her ash covered face, leaving soot marks that framed her glittering, lust filled eyes. Dobby know how to set Draco off, and opened her jaw more, forcing the foot into her mouth, until she had a large portion in her mouth. She took the chance to lick farther up, extending her tongue all the way up Draco's ankle and calf, washing him off. Feeling her foot get swallowed set Draco off, and she began jerking rapidly, clearly approaching climax. FInally, she spilled over. A deep groan came out of her as her cock spasmed, unleashing a fountain of white cum up in the air, falling back down on her own chest, face, and all over the room, including on top of Dobby's head. Her eyes rolled back as she did so, and she accidentally spasmed, eyes rolling as she shoved her foot deeper down Dobby's throat leaving her choking as the sweet oils on her skin covered every part of her mouth. She could taste the soreness, the distances traveled, feel the pumping of her heart as it moved into overtime. This assault of senses and deprivation pushed Dobby over the edge, and her pussy, which had been dripping over the time they were together, squeezed as she came, liquids gushing forward as every sense in her body became overwhelmed. Her vision grew dark
Suddenly she opened her eyes. Kneeling over her was Draco, cum still stuck to her face as she looked on her, fear in her eyes. She instantly started "I'msosorryIdidn'tmeantodothatyoujustfeltso go-" She was halted by Dobby's finger on her lips, as Dobby leaned forward, and said "You did nothing wrong Master. I enjoyed myself as well". Draco smiled and stood Dobby up, who snapped her fingers, making all the cum and ash vanish, as well as cleaning their clothing and returning it to an undisturbed state. She then said "Perhaps we should return to your Mother, master". Draco grabbed her hand and squeezed, saying "Of course. I don't know what I'd do without a friend like you". Dobby smiled. "Me either."
Fan Submission:Dubious Detour with a Gobsmacked Gobbo, or Dobby's Hobbies & Knobby Throbbies
Malfoy slid off his basilisk, leaving the basilisk to bask in the sun. Draco unbuttoned his trousers, exposing his other serpent to the light of day. The alabaster skin shone with the brilliance of skin unwashed of grease, dangling tantalizingly right before Dobby's face. "You know your place, elf. Serve me" said Draco . Dobby sheltered Draco's serpent from the harsh light of the sun in the shade of his mouth, rubbing his ear tips in ecstasy as he partook in his favourite hobby. His head bounced, giving the best sloppy Bobby to Master's Knobby Bobby."Wingardium Ejaculatory" draco screamed, grabbing Dobby's ears and cumming deep down the elf's throat. Draco knew Dobby had suckled hard, and rewarded him by throwing off his flip flops and laying on the ground Wiggling his, Draco said "time for your treat." Dobby excitedly dropped to his knees, spewing the cum from his throat all over Draco's soles, gurgling happily the words "Feets Treats!" "Dobby " draco said, frowning. "You better lick that up. " Dobby nodded excitedly, more of his master's cream flowing over his lips and down his chin. Lovingly, the elf suckled each toe as enthusiastically as a piglet at teat, slobbering as much as he slurped Just then Ginny walked out of the woods, her breasts lactating with excitement "Hi Ginny" Draco said, while giving Dobby an exciting little toe wiggle in his mouth "Hi." She said. She ripped off her clothes then, screaming "I need to get laid! I never have but I need it" Draco smirked and asked "You want me to take Ginny's vaginny vaginnity?" "Totes yeah" she shrieked and mounted his dick facing Dobby, who was now more excited than ever. Dobby could taste all of Draco's experiences, every cheeto crushed underfoot and every sweat bead dropped on the toes, every ounce of his essence treaded and now getting suckled away into Dobby He looked up, taking half of Draco's foot in his mouth as he watched the ginger brat bounce on master's cock, the weasley's own cock bouncing on Draco's balls. Their ball sweat spattered Dobby's nose, and Dobby suckled harder, writhing in excitement and moaning as residual cum leaked off of his throat and down Malfoy's foot. Ginny grabbed Dobby's ears and forced him down fully onto draco's foot, gagging the elf while Draco wriggled his toes fiercely in dobby's throat.
Dobby cries tears of joy, and listened to them give voice to their passion.
"Yeah"
"Oh yes. Positively delightful."
"Yee."
"Uh huh"
"Okay"
"Yup, there it is" he exclaimed as he came inside Ginny. Ginny ejaculated too, semen clogging his eyes from her eruption
Dobby licked them both clean, and they departed, throwing soiled clothes over their shoulders as they left. One of their bras landed on Dobby.
He shook, realizing the importance of the event. Dobby had been given clothing. Dobby was free. Now nobody would stop Dobby's Hobby of finding Feet Treats for his Knobby Throbby.
NOBODY.