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Chapter 6 Rae Rae's Parenting EP 1
Cast – Omni-Man – RAE RAE(OMNI-BIATCH)
MARK – YANG
AMBER - VELVET
Eve - Pyrrha
I own nothing and SPOILERS AHEAD!
Welp the audience will get to see Rae Rae's parenting with her as a 'superhero'
And we get a few new guests because why the hell not, just Ruby's parents Qrow and Summer and Yang's parents Tai and Rae Rae together with Ozpin and Glynda
Ruby was so excited, she would see a real life superhero.
"Ladies and gentlemen let us begin- but before we do we have a few guests" said Alastor as he snapped his fingers
"A milf" Glynda appeared (AN : NICE!)
"A dilf" Ozpin appeared
"A raven" everybody saw Yang's mom appear out of thin air
"A crow" gruncle qrow appeared as well although asleep and inebriated
"A dragon " Jackie Cha- I mean gong yi tanpai TAI appeared
" And a late summer rose" he snapped his fingers as one last goku wannabe with no dragon balls appeared (AN: fukin biatch with your self-sacrifice fetish at least you allegedly 'baked some good cookies')
*One Tearjerking reunion later*
( A/N: YA Think I'm gonna write this?! F*ck you Summer and F*ck you Raven, Alastor probably agrees were not here for anything 'moving' or' touching' the only thing touching would a fist connected to a face and the only moving will be DODGEEEEEE! Because that's how I roll! )
Where are we ? asked Ozma.
Qrow and Taiyang blink in confusion but then they see TEAM RWBY and rush to them. Then they see Summer and have a great family hug. 'Please God kill me now' thought Alastor. Suddenly a cerberus helldoge attacks him.
(A/N: I~RONY!)
Then the group sees Omni-wo~Raven and she's clearly not happy to be here.
She sees her 'daughter' and smirks "What happened Yang, finally embracing your Branwen side?!"
"Finally showing up to see your family?"
"Hah family?! As far as I'm concerned you are just a one night stand!"
Yang , furious charges at her mother but she is stopped.
"No no no , that can't do my dears! As much as I would like to see you tear each other to pieces, it is sadly against the law of this place." said Alastor inwardly pouting.
" This viewing will be a special one, we will see the mother and daughter truly bond! Isn't it just wonderful?"
"Just who the hell are you?!" Qrow was verbalizing what was on the newcomers' mind "And why are we here? 'Not that I mind seeing Summer again, but this guy doesn't look human at all , also why is Yang looking like her mother?' Qrow looked around to check if this isn't one of his drunken reveries and spotted Glynda 'Yup still a milf' and then pulled out his flask 'Hmmm half full, it's never half full, it's always half empty' he took a swig of his flask 'Nah I don't give a shit'
"As I was saying before pointless monologues kept interrupting me, we are going to focus on the mother daughter duo" Alastor went up to each one of them noting their expressions "come on smile dears, you're never fully clothed without one" he 'booped' both of their noses as they growled.
He proceeded to ignore the newcomers' questions "Let's begin! The show is called I-" The screen started showing the word Invincible in orange and gold.
The screen showed a clearing with two guards speaking, one older caucasion and one younger african-american, he offered coffe to the man "Coffee?" "For sure, thanks, man."
The first guard sighs "You ready for next week?"
"What's next week?" the older guard asks.
"Superhuman evasion training. We have to get recertified. Look, I... I get the need, but it's the worst. When I was on the force, you had to do hand-to-hand training all the time. The guy comes at you with a knife, you gotta be ready, but, uh, this is... this is something else. I'm supposed to learn to tuck and roll away from a guy who can shoot lasers from his eyes, or control minds, or kick a goddamn schoolbus to the moon?"
Qrow seemed to agree "Yeah that can be hard for normal folks, even compared to us huntsmen."
"It's the job."
"You're awful calm about it. Hell, last time you sprained your back. You... Aw, shit, wait, you're not even gonna be here, are you?
"Heh no wonder he's so calm, he's going on vacation!" said Yang
"Sucks to be you! I'll be living it up in London, seeing the sights, eating Indian food. Enjoy getting laser burn."
"London?" said Tai " Must be a nice city"
"O-hoho the nicest, why back in my day" said Alastor but everyone tuned him out, though Ozpin wanted to know more about their strange 'benefactor' ,he didn't get much just nonsense about the wonders cannibalism and Jack the Ripper whoever that was.
"Oh, you're gonna be gone the whole time? All friggin' week? "
"Two. All of Matt's spring break. The boy is obsessed with The Beatles. He wants to go to Abbey Road, he wants to visit Apple Records. I might even get to see some things I want to see, if we have time."
"And it's just the two of you? You sure about that, Steve? I thought you two hated each other with the burning fury of a thousand suns."
The newly named Steve chuckled "Well, maybe a hundred. I mean, Matt, he had it rough, you know, but he's really pulled himself together."
"With what you told me that kid was doing? The stealing? the drugs? How'd you turn that around?"
"Damn the kid must have been in a pretty bad place" said Qrow.
"It wasn't easy. The thing is, when Molly and I first got together, he was living with his dad, and he was just running wild. Kid was a real asshole. You saw the shiner he gave me. That's all behind us now. He stared down his demons, and he... damn it, he conquered them. I've never done anything that hard in my life. We're so damn proud of the guy... of the man that he's becoming. So he wants to go to London, Molly and I scraped together enough to make it happen. We wanted to show him how much we appreciate all his hard work. I never had a kid of my own. I wasn't there when he was born. I didn't teach him how to ride a bike, or throw a ball... but in a few months, when he walks across that stage, and accepts that diploma... that is my son."
"Oh, you... you just take all the time you need."
"Why don't I just make some hot cocoa to cheer up my sweet boy? Come on, like you're not crying on my shoulder every time you don't get a second date?"
The earth quakes and the ground under them breaks.
"What was that?"
Two figures step out from the underground - the Hazel Twins.
Ozpin falters for a second but no one noticed him.
"Who are those guys, are we supposed to know them?" asked Ruby.
"No dear, just your average run of the mill villain, who knows they may not even be here on Remnant!" said Alastor grinning wickedly.
The first seeing his surroundings looks at the other.
"We were supposed to be inside. I should never have trusted the flawed calculations of a clone"
"Clone?" said Ozpin 'interesting…'
"Clone? I am not! This was always the plan."
"The president is targeting us, so we shatter the illusion of his safety. It's not enough for us to kill him. It has to be a spectacle. You'd know this if you were truly the original."
Steve panicks "Oh, god, oh, god, oh, god..."
"Of course they want to put a show!" says Ruby.
"And why is that miss Rose" asked Glynda curious about her students view.
"They are trying to make it a spectacle right? So either this is their debut into 'villainy' or they are trying to send a message! With them on the lose the president is not safe!" 'Comic books for the win!'
Jaune saw Ruby in another light 'Oh my beautiful rose…the force is strong within you'
The turrets on the White House activate and begin firing upon the twins, the bullets aren't doing any damage.
"Refreshing. Kind of tickles. Mm, I prefer a higher caliber."
"There can't be any higher than that!" says Jaune.
"Jaune! You forgot about my baby Crescent Rose which is –"
"a high impact customizable sniper-scythe – I know Ruby I know"
Steve shoots at the Twins
"I order... I order... I order you..."
"Wow" chuckles Qrow "that takes bal-" he sees Summer glaring at him "nerves of steel, It's either bravery or stupidity!" 'or both'
"I agree" said Alastor chuckling "It's like forging your way into an academy for training huntsmen whit no training whatsoever!"
"That is awfully specific" said Weiss.
"You order what?" Hazel crouches over to him and Steve shoots him the eye.
"Nice shot old man!" said Yang "but you better run."
"Kill that one and move on!
Your eye is as replaceable as you are."
(A/N:Ha Burn!)
The twins casually talk as armored vehicles shoot them with armor piercing rounds.
"I am the original!"
Hazel-2 tries to kill Steve but he is stopped by the arrival of several heroes.
War Woman – Glynda
Immortal – Ozpin
Green Ghost – Bartholomew Oobleck
Martian Man – Martian Manhunter
Darkwing - Batman
Aquarius – Aquaman
Red Rush – Summer Rose (A/n:MUHAHAHAHAHAHA)
"Wow look mom you're a hero as well!" said Ruby excited "I thought this will be focused on Yang and Raven?"
"Oh but it is" said Alastor "the world is full of heroes."
"Sorry I'm late!"
Immortal turned to Red Rush.
"Red Rush, get this guy out of here! Focus on evac! We can deal with these two once the area is clear!"
"Students " began Ozpin "when fighting a criminal you must make sure the civilians are safe! Your latest exploits didn't go so well" said Ozpin thinking about a certain highway battle.
"Yes Headmaster!" they chorused.
Immortal proceeds to punch the shit out of Hazel-1, as Red Rush and War Woman evacuate civilians.
Hazel-2 destroys one armored car but then he is struck by War Woman's mace.
"War Woman... Please, you couldn't just sit this one out? Let us kill the President? Haven't you earned a day off?"
"Not our style."
"As if!" said Ruby "no way a hero would let the baddies go away!"
"Yeah break their legs teach!" shouted Nora.
"The scene cuts to Batman- uhh Darkwing telling people to get away from the chaos.
"Sorry. This isn't a spectator sport! Move!"
Green Ghost sees kids about to be killed by falling debris. "No! Stay together, stay together, stay together, stay together!" He barely reaches them all as the debris falls and phases right through them.
"That power is grand" began Pyrrha "it would make a very useful semblance"
" Don't move. You're safe now."
"That was close " said Jaune.
Red Rush rushes to the scene and grabs the kids "I got 'em! They're in the clear. You are on President duty."
"On it."
"Sorry, I wouldn't normally move so fast, but there were so many of you that..." Red Rush sees people beginning to vomit "Oh, no. It starts with one of you, then it... Oh! Sorry. I can't..." she barfs as well.
'I fell your pain' thought jaune.
Aquarius and Martian Man stop Hazel-1 by throwing an armored car on top of him.
"Now! While he's distracted! This floor looks clear. I'll go up, you go down."
Hazel-1 lifts up the armored car, proceeds to enter the building but is stopped by Darkwing.
Hazel-1 sees a woman which he quickly throws into the air. The woman is caught but Hazel-1 drops an armored car on top of them.
"I've got you. We're gonna be fine. We'll get out of this."
Darkwing uses a grapple to get the woman to safety.
"No, no, what about you?"
"Oh no he's gonna get crushed" said Ruby.
"The risk comes with the job shortstack" said Qrow.
"Yes indeedy Miss Rose, why your mother here can certainly attest to that!" said Alastor finishing in a cheery voice getting glares from the Xiao-Rose family.
Finally the armored car is lifted up by none other than the woman the legend Raven.
"Guess you weren't lying, she really is a hero" said Qrow "the question is, what is her true motive?"
"What do you mean uncle Qrow?" asked Ruby.
"Raven couldn't be doing this out of the goodness of her heart, I know so.
"Yeah " Yang agreed " and what's with that suit? Omni-Woman? Talk about arrogance!"
"The weak sure like to run their mouth" said Raven.
"You're welcome." said Raven.
The screen cuts to soldiers and War Woman fighting Hazel-1 "Get those soldiers out of here!"
Immortal takes the soldiers and throws them into the air "We can take it from here. Too dangerous for you."
Hazel-1 punches Immortal "When we crush the Guardians of the Globe and kill the president, no one will be left to stop us!" Immortal sees the soldiers falling to the ground but they are being saved by Raven.
She saves four but the last one is screaming and is still in the air, Immortal rushes to save him but he is saved by Raven "I had him"
"There is some bad blood amongst them" said Ozpin .
"Nah" began Qrow "it's probably just Raven and her massive ego."
The heroes gathered together after saving the civilians.
"All clear. The building is clear. It's just us. Evacuation complete. Now we can cut loose and focus on taking these brutes down."
Hazel- 2 charge d War Woman but that only resulted in him being hit by her mace. Hazel-1 was receiving a beating from Immortal.
Martian man threw Hazel-1 into Hazel-2 for Green Ghost to immobilize them by phasing them into cement.
Marian Man wraps around them both and Red Rush runs circling and punching them.
Aquarius and Darkwing finishes them off using their powers.
"Wow that is some teamwork right there " said Yang.
The scene cuts to Yang on the toilet reading a comic book.
"Hey isn't this too personal?" said Yang "I'm on the freaking toilet!"
"Oh dearie , no need to worry, you're naked most of the time as is, judging by your choice of clothing!" said Alastor shadows wrapped around Tai to shut him up.
She hears a knock on her door.
"Dad! What! I'll be out in a minute!"
Tai entered the room.
"I don't have a minute."
"DAD!/DAD"
"My bathroom's out of soap. Get over yourself. I used to change your diapers, kid. There's nothing going on down there I haven't seen before."
"DAD! Stop embarrassing me !" shouted Yang.
"Just get out of here!" said Yang.
The screen changes to their living room , the tv showing the news report on the Hazelmaniacs attack on the White House.
"Looks like mom's saving the White House."
"Alone?"
"Guardians are there, too."
"Who are they fighting? Huh the Hazel Twins. Looks like we won't be getting breakfast together this morning. Bummer."
"It's the White House, dad. Kind of important."
"Oh, they rebuild that thing twice a year at this point. If it's not Doc Seismic, it's the White Fang, or someone else. I doubt the President still lives there."
Raven arrives flying home " I hope not too late! I'm gonna shower. "
"Not so fast. Come here first." He gives Yang's mom a kiss.
Both Yangs groan "Don't make me get the spray bottle."
'Damn this is weird' thought Yang 'Seeing dad and mom in a working relationship'
Tai gives Raven a wink "Now, let's get you out of that costume. "
Yang is disgusted by the display "Boundaries, people! Bathroom doors are closed for a reason, and parents should never, ever talk about s*x in front of their kids!"
"Reminds of the old days" says Tai giving Raven the look .
Raven snorted 'Yeah as if…'
"You should be overjoyed to see your parents passionately expressing their love for each other. Now stop griping. Get ready for school."
"Couldn't you at least wait until I leave the house... for college!" Yang goes up to her room.
Tai gives Raven the look "What were you thinking?"
"Paris? Actually, I was kind of pulling for that little cafe in Berlin. I've been jonesing for those sausages. "
"Speaking of sausage-" Tai began but he was stopped by the glares of Yang and Raven.
"Aw, man, you guys are going to Best Wurst? I love that place!"
"Wow looks like Yang likes sausage as well" said Nora.
"You've got school. When your powers kick in, you can go on your own." Said Raven.
"Powers? What Powers" asked the young Rose.
"You see dearie, Yang's mother is an alien"
"Alien?! The Remnant conquering type of alien?!" said Jaune.
"Who knows" said Alastor.
"Salt on the wound, mom."
"They've gotta be due any day now, Yang.
Even the latest bloomers on Viltrum would get their powers before what would be their 18th birthday. You'll see."
"Don't get his hopes up Raven"
Yang left for school "Bye! Have fun!
I'll just be walking, on the ground, with my feet." Yang lift her fist up in the air and began jumping trying to fly .
"You've got this Yang" encouraged Ruby "sooner or later you'll soar like a bird."
"Yeah Ruby…thanks"
The postman is looking at her inwardly facepalming at her stupidity.
"Morning. Uh, just, uh... just trying to break in these new shoes."
"A very convincing lie Miss Xiao-Long" said Ozpin.
Yang is at her school locker talking to Jaune .
"Mauler Twins attack the White House? Nuts, right? I saw. I can't believe the Guardians of the Globe let them get that close to killing the President" said Jaune.
"They didn't even get into the building, and Omni-Woman was there, too" said Yang.
"You're such an Omni-Maniac. Way to root for the underdog. Sure, she's hot and all, and that skin tight suit daaamn" seeing the look Yang was giving him he sighed "Sorry! Okay, straight stuff, but I thought you were bi?" Jaune changed the subject "You up for some Clash Crash tonight? I'm hoping for a Level 43 chest armor."
Jaune had to hide somewhere, he was about to be killed by two hot women. He agreed that Raven was hot but he wouldn't say that out loud. Curse his luck and his other's mouth.
"Don't bring up that stupid job. Don't be that person" Continued Jaune.
"When's the last time you bought a comic book? Those things are expensive, and they're doing Seance Dog twice a month all summer. "
"You're into the stupidest stuff."
The screen changes.
"Hey it's Velvet!" says Ruby.
"Knock it off, Cardin!"
Cardin scoffs "Come on... Quit playing games. I know you're crazy about me. Marcy told me.
"Well, you are big and strong, aren't you?"
Cardin smirks "You know it."
The students groaned 'typical Cardin'
"And you think that makes it okay for you to harass me?" Velvet turns and leaves.
Cardin grabbed Velvet "Hey, don't walk away from me. What, are you a lesbian or something?"
"Oh, my god, I wish! Would you leave me alone then? Let go of me, so I can go find a girl to kiss!"
Yang sees this and wants to aid Velvet but she is stopped by Jaune "Don't. Guy's twice your size.
"Maybe you can just sit back and watch this?"
"I can't. I can because I'm not Omni-Woman, and neither are you."
"Yeah " Yang snorted "great idea VB!"
"Yang, it was good advice…I mean you don't have any powers yet" said Ren
Yang walks up to Velvet and Cardin "I think Amber's been pretty clear about how she feels, Cardin."
"Are you serious, Xiao-Long?" Cardin punches Yang in the stomach and she falls to the ground.
Qrow pulls out his hit list
Summer Rose check
Glynda check
Winter check
'Oops wrong list' he pulled out his other hit list
He scribbled the name Cardin on the list of people that he'll end.
Velvet kicks Cardin straight into his family jewelz "Leave her alone!" Cardin leaves the hallway in pain. She turns to Yang "Thank you."
Most guys in the audience winced.
The screen changes and Yang is seen taking out the trash during her working hours. She throws one trash bag into the dumpster and graps the other with one only to throw it into the upper atmosphere.
"Looks like I got my powers, now it's time to be a hero and take out the trash of society" said Yang .
"Huh. It's about time."
Yang goes home and sees her dad preparing dinner .
"And a big welcome home to my favorite daughter. I made some chicken, but I also heated up some authentic German bratwurst flown in special today, just for you."
Yang sits down at the table " I... had a pretty interesting day."
Raven arrived at the table "Sorry I'm late. Honest to god, a dragon was attacking Hong Kong. I stopped it."
"Ooh, a dragon. Nice. Yang was getting ready to tell us how interesting his day was."
"Guess who's finally getting his powers? "
Are you sure? "
"Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space at work."
Raven just stared at Yang but Tai hit her with his foot under the table.
"Oh, that's great, Yang, just great! If you're up for it, I'll make some time tomorrow for training."
"This is so exciting!" said Tai.
" Bright and early tomorrow, Mark. Make sure you get a good night's sleep." Said Raven
"For sure!" agreed Yang
"They sure are excited for me getting my powers!" said Yand dejected.
"They're just worried Yang" said Summer.
"Yeah sis, becoming a hero is a big deal, because with great power comes great responsibility."
Yang is sitting in her bed unable to sleep. She remembers the time when Raven told her the truth about her biology "Okay, Yang, bear with me... This is gonna be a little awkward for both of us. You may have noticed that I'm not like normal moms. Your father and I think it's time you knew the truth. We think you're old enough for me to tell you where I really come from. Millions of miles from here, out in deep space, is the planet Viltrum... It's a cool blue oasis alone in a solar system much like our own. I was born on this planet. Viltrumites are very similar to humans, except we can fly, move at super speed, and possess great strength. When our people come of age, we leave Viltrum, and venture out into the galaxy, using our abilities to help lesser-developed worlds.I volunteered to relocate to Earth, and be its sole protector. That's when I met your dad... and we eventually had you. I know this is a lot to take in at one time, but you're half Viltrumite, Yang, and you're getting older. Things are gonna start to change for you in a few years as you hit puberty. You're gonna get acne. Your voice will start to crack as it begins to change. You'll begin to grow hair in strange places, and you're gonna start to develop superpowers of your own. Just like me, super strength and speed, flight, the whole bit. Do you understand? "
"I'm gonna be able to fly?"
"Yes, Yang, you're gonna be able to fly"
"Damn Viltrumites sure are srong" said Nora.
"She's going to be able to fly?!" said Weiss "that's all she got from that?!"
"At least I have my priorities straight, Weiss queen" said Yang " and flying is pretty awesome in my book.
"I'm gonna be able to fly" Yang gets up from her bed and goes to the roof.
"She isn't about to do what I think she's about to do right?" Blake muttered.
"Yang! Don't jump! You have so much to live for!"
"It's just a few meters sis!"
'I'm getting flashbacks' thought Jaune.
" Whew. Don't look down... Stop looking down! I'm not going down. I'm gonna fly up, because I can fly. What if I can't yet? No, no, no, okay. Dad always said it was like a reflex, so if I don't want to fall, I won't, and even if I do, maybe it won't even hurt, or maybe... Ah, screw it!
Yang closes her eyes and jumps only to just float in the air.
"Whoo-hoo!" She soars through the air but she can't control her flight properly "Whoa... oh, crap. Whoa! Oh, god... Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!" She sees an airplae coming straight to her.
"Ru-fly away sis" shouted Ruby.
" No, no, no, no, no... " she flies to high and loses consciousness due to lack of oxygen. She falls down forming a crater.
"Damn…" Yang winced "That must have hurt…gotta work on the landing strategy a bit"
Raven wakes her up at six a.m. Yang looks tired due to lack of sleep.
"Damn I look like I was ran over by a truck!" said Yang.
"Or a bull " said Alastor chuckling.
"Put some pants on, and let's get in the sky, my girl. I'll... put some coffee on."
Both Raven and Yang are up in the air, Raven showing Yang the basics of flight "It's kinda like how you walk, and you don't think about balancing anymore, but when you were a baby, you did. You're a baby flier right now. You have to focus on staying upright, focus on going the direction you want to go. Understand? "
"Yeah. I think I got it."
"It doesn't look like you do. Follow me."
Yang struggles to follow her mother
"No, no..." 'there' but she gets it right after a few moments.
"You can wear yourself out flying. Moving fast is like tensing a muscle. You're much better off if you relax that muscle from time to time, use the momentum you're building to carry you forward. Okay, you don't want to fall, so you're gonna have trouble relaxing. It's kind of like peeing your pants on purpose. "
"What?!"
"Peeing your pants on purpose. You know, you spend your whole life trying not to pee your pants, so letting go, peeing your pants on purpose, it's next to impossible. "
"Wow great explanation 'mom' " said Yang.
"How how do you know this? Who would try that?"
"You are far better at flying than you should be. Late-night practice? Is that why you're so tired?"
"Busted!" said Nora and Ruby.
"Don't try to change the subject."
"Land over there." Yang tries to land but fails miserably.
" Slow down. Land. I said, land. Why aren't you slowing down?"
"I can't!"
"Stop. Just stop! "
Yang crashes down forming a crater around her.
"Okay. I guess that still counts as a landing. Get up. Come on, we're gonna try something else."
"I'm actually getting used to this a little."
"That's not good. Try to hit me."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Use your whole body. You can punch with your arm, but if you punch with your shoulder, your hips, and your legs as well, it'll be much more powerful. 'll take a while to get the hang of it. Now, with us, we can freely move ourselves through physical space. That's how we fly. So we don't have to pivot on our feet and push off the ground. We can literally push off anything. We can create our own leverage.
Yang tries to punch her mother but she dodges.
Good... but try it a little more like this. "
Yang is a little jealous of the attention her other is getting 'Wow I wish I had that…' thought Yang ' a loving mother'
"Like what?" Raven hits hits her straight in the chest taking the air out of her lungs. Yang falls do the ground gasping in pain.
"Damn Raven" said Qrow " not holding back at all."
"I don't train weaklings QROW, if she can't take a hit then she can't become a…
a 'hero' " Raven said the last word with a sneer not buying the hero spiel.
"Mom... You hurt me."
"I know, Yang. I didn't... I didn't mean to hit you so hard. I'm sorry."
Yang gets up groaning "Why did you do that?"
"Yang... if you really wanna do what I do, you have to be prepared for anything. No one is gonna pull their punches."
Yang could agree with that, but she wished her mom sure knew how to pass the message.
Both mother and daughter arrive at home, Tai was reading a book on the couch "So... how badly did that go?" asked Tai.
"I pushed her pretty far. It's what she needs."
"Did you maybe push too far? "
"Are you questioning me? "
"What the hell has gotten into you? "
"I don't know. I... I'm sorry. Yang got her powers so late, I wasn't prepared for this. It changes things. I can't help but think, maybe our lives would be better if she hadn't gotten them at all."
"Wow thanks for the vote of confidence 'mom' " said Yang
Yang is back at school talking to her friend, Jaune "Jeez. You still sore from Cardin's thrashing? What's up?"
"Huh? No, I'm fine."
"Okay. You sure look fine."
Cardin suddenly comes up to them.
"Hey,it's Yang Xiao-Long and I don't see Velvet anywhere nearby to protect your sorry ass."
"It's your sorry ass now Cardin, because I got my powers" said Yang.
Yang sighs "Cardin, please. Just don't... Don't?"
"Don't what? Don't kick your ass again? Or what? Are you threatening me? Or do you need a replay of what happened last time?"
"Hit me. Go on. Hit me as hard as you can" said Yang Cardin punches her in the face but it does no damage"
"AGAIN"| Cardin hits her again.
"AGAIN. HARDER." (A/N: DADDY)
Cardin freaks out and leaves.
"It's good to see Yang didn't stoop to his level" said Blake.
"Yeah" Ruby agreed "It's good to see she didn't use her powers to hurt him."
"She could have handled that differently" said Weiss.
Jaune turns to Yang bewildered "What is up with you? He just walked away, Yang! You missed your chance."
Yang is in a masked costume trying to search for something "Gunfire... Where did the gunfire go?"
"Yay! Sis is finally beginning her hero work"
"There!" she flies towards the sounds but she hits a building showing that she still has much to learn "Dammit."
In an alley criminals are running from a bank robbery, one particularly is incassed in stone.
Yang arrives and tries to stop him landing next to him.
"Who the hell are you?"
"I'm... Uh... I'm... I guess I'm working on that. Any suggestions?"
"Captain Guy with a hole punched through him?"
"Doesn't really roll off the tongue. Anything else?"
Yang grabs the guy and starts flying knocking the villain into the buildings of the alley. She lets him go as she hits a car,the villain falling into unconsciousness.
"I sure made quick work of the guy, but I managed to catch him, I sure rocked his world" said Yang.
"Huh, what about Ass Kicker? No... that sounds willfully childish."
"Gods of all the bad hero names" Jaune and ruby facepalmed.
Yang sees her mom standing behind her floating "What are you thinking? You look ridiculous. Let's get outta here." They fly to a nearby building landing on the roof.
"Honestly, I think you might have skipped a few steps, Yang. "
"Seemed to work out just fine."
"It may not look like much, but you did far more damage down there than you needed to. "
"Come on it wasn't that bad" complained Yang.
"Miss Xiao Long you put a lot of civilians in danger" said Glynda
"Don't forget about the property damage" added Tai.
"Whose side are you on?!" said Yang.
"Us huntsmen are professional Yang, we gotta watch out for this stuff" said Tai.
Raven had a serious expression on her face "I don't think you're ready."
"Hit me.
"What? Hit me now. Do it! I wasn't ready before. Now I am. I can take it. COME ON! "
"I'm not gonna hit you."
"You'd never hit me before, okay? It scared me. It wasn't too much, I could take the pain. I'm strong."
"I know you are."
"No, you don't! I know you think I can't do this! Hit me, and let me prove you wrong! Please, Mom! Please just hit me."
"Oh, Yang..."
"I'm strong enough, and I can do this! It's all I ever wanted for as long as I can remember. I wanna do what you do. I wanna be just like you."
Raven takes Yang and hugs her.
"You will be, Yang. You will."
Yang felt jealous.
Ruby and Summer were sniffling.
Alastor and Raven were gagging.
Ozpin was drinking coffee.
Qrow was drinking his coffee.
The other felt pretty awkward seeing this.
"Let me make this up to you. Follow me."
"You're taking me shopping?"
"I am"
"Were you seen?" said the tailor.
"Who are you talking to?" remarked Raven.
"Sorry, sorry. Just need to ask. Prom dresses by day, indestructible super suits by night. I'm Art Rosenbaum, kid. Pleasure to finally meet you. I've heard so much about you."
Yang was pretty awkward, she didn't know the guy "You…too"
"Heh. Your dad's never mentioned me, has he? "
"Well, I..."
"She's a teenager, Art. She barely remembers anything she doesn't see in the mirror every morning."
"That's an insult to my intelligence!" says Yang.
"Intelligence!" snorted Weiss "You?!"
Yang humphed.
"Wait, super suits? Am I getting a costume? Do you make Dad's costumes?"
"No shit Sherlock" said Qrow.
"She's a quick one, this kid."
" I can't have you running around in your pajamas all the time. "
"Oh, man! Awesome! Wait, do you already have one made for me? Is it a surprise?"
"Usually, we start with a conversation, and I make something custom, but I do have one that might work. "
Yang dresses up "What do you think?"
"Well... I don't know about the blue and yellow."
"Yeah blue doesn't work for me " says Yang.
"Mom? What do you think"
"Not your best work, Art."
Art laughs "Can't blame a guy for trying to move unsold merchandise."
"I like the goggles. They'd keep the wind out of my eyes when I fly, but I was really, like, hoping for something more, uh... I don't know... iconic?"
"Of course you were. That's what everyone wants. Iconic. A symbol. Something kids will draw in the margins of their notebooks while they daydream about being as cool as you. It's also tough as hell to pull off, but listen, your dad being who he is, I'm willing to put a lot of elbow grease into this one... but I'm gonna need a little help from you. Have you decided on a name yet? "
"I haven't really thought about it."
"Well you better missy " said Ruby "a hero's name is very important, but if I were a hero I woulkd be named Crescent Rose"
"Ruby that's the name of your weapon " said Blake.
"Yes, it is a perfect hero name , Black Beauty!"
"~Sigh now you're giving me a hero name"
"Well, having a name helps. Darkwing has dark wings, the Red Rush is a red rush when he runs by you. You get it? You give me something to go on, I'll strive for iconic. Think about it and get back to me."
Tai is outside looking for Yang "Yang ? Yang…YANG?"
He hears a crash and he goes outside "What the hell was that?"
"Uh... practicing my landings?"
"Yeah, I see that now."
"Yeah, uh... sorry about the yard."
"What are you doing? "
"I need practice, Mom. I can't land well, I can't fly all that fast. I need to be better."
"Yang, you need to sleep."
"I need to practice."
"Honey it's the middle of the night."
"I have work tomorrow, you have school. Get inside right now."
"Make me."
"Does that make you feel strong? To know I can't physically make you do something? Is that what you need?" Yang sighs
"I'm sorry dad" said Yang.
"It's alright honey."
"This is important. "
"Remember when you were little, and we'd talk almost every night before you went to bed? You'd tell me about whatever jerk made fun of your hair, and I'd tell you about all the drama I lived through so you'd feel better? I can't talk to you while we soar through the clouds, but... but I'm still here. It used to be you and me, and this crazy world-saving, super-powered mother of yours. Now it's you and her, and your boring, old, normal dad".
"Dad…"
"It's okay, sweetheart. I get it. You have to move away from the normal life with me, and get used to being... something more, like your mother."
"Yeah, but see, that's what I'm worried about. I'm nothing like mom. I'm more like you. I'm nothing special."
Yang winced "Sorry dad"
"Oh... Like a knife to the heart with this one."
"Ah... crap. You know what I mean. After everything she's done, how could I possibly live up to all that?"
"Who says you have to? You don't have to be the greatest Omni-Woman ever. You just have to be the greatest you."
"And what if the greatest me isn't enough?"
"Yang, you stupid girl. How could the greatest you not be enough?"
"Thank you. I love my boring, powerless, everyday, run-of-the-mill dad. "
"And I love my asshole daughter."
Raven and Yang are in the air throwing a ball at each other across the earth.
"You seem tired."
"I'm fine mom. Just got... a lot on my mind, I guess"
"Oh, yeah? So, what is it?"
"You're just gonna keep prying if I'm evasive at all, so, um... I'm scared, Dad. What if I can't do this?"
"You hear it?"
"I do."
"Get ready." Yang caught the ball.
"Were you nervous?"
"A little."
"But you caught it?"
"I did."
"Being a superhero is no different."
"This is the beginning of a long journey for you and me.
" Along the way, you're gonna need to do things you don't want to do, or might not think you can do. It's okay to be scared. It's natural to doubt yourself, but if you can push through that, and do what needs to be done, you'll do just fine. Do you think you can do that, Yang?"
"Just how strong are they to throw the ball all the way across the planet ?!" asked Weiss.
Yang kissed her arm muscles "Well it's me we're talking about"
"Yeah."
"Son... kids your age think they're invincible, and it holds them back, makes them careless. The thing is... you're different. You actually are...invincible. "
"Invincible …that sounds like a good hero name " said Yang "Though I would have gone with Yangdestructible"
Yang is shown in her new orange-yellow Invincible costumes soaring through the city and saving people.
A villain is shown, Arthur Watts, wearing a powered armor, he is being shot at by the police but the bullets do next to nothing "You guys think you might have bitten off more than you can chew?That building has a hole in it, look!"
Yang arrives and punches him through several buildings
The villain stumbles on the ground "Wh-Who?"
"You might as well give up I'm" the screen started showed the word Invincible in orange and gold.
"This again?" said Weiss
"Yes" began Alastor "it will happen again especially if they try to say the word again"
Qrow is on a date with Summer Rose.
"Uncle Qrow " began Ruby " and mom?!
"Don't be so surprised shortstack" Qrow told his niece/daughter.
"I just mean, he is a fish person. I think you should maybe be nicer to him. It must be hard for him to make friends."
"He's got a whole ocean of friends, but you're right"
The screen cuts to a villain "Run! I want to see fear in your eyes! The same fear-" The villain is quickly tied to a column by Red Rush "What is this?"
"Damn Red Rush sure is fast" said Ruby.
"I'll do my best to make friends with the guy."
"Summer! You promised!"
"Huh? Oh, crap."
"How is this going to work if I can't hold your interest through one conversation?"
"Hold my interest? Qrow, please. You can't see things how I do. My perception is just as fast as I am. The briefest conversation with anyone seems like hours to me. It's agony. But with you, it's a gift. You're thoughtful, compassionate, beautiful man. I hang on every word."
"You mean that?"
"I do" her watch alarm goes off.
"That's... Guardians emergency. I'm so very sorry."
"I understand. Go."
The scene changes to Immortal fighting a villain "Denver is toast, Immortal! I'm going out, and I'm taking the whole city with me! I've lined my suit with plutonium!"
Immortal grabs him and throws him away "When in doubt, throw them into space." His alarm beeps and he leaves.
'When in doubt blame it on the White Fang'
Under the sea Aquarious is sitting bored, his alarm beeps and he is eager to relieve his boredom "Finally, some action!"
Glynda is seen wearing business clothing "Glynda, wait up!"
"Please, Connie, don't waste any more of my time."
"This is good news. With our third quarter roll-out of Haven Storm 4.0, our market share should rise by a minimum of 10%. We have a spectacular year ahead of us."
"The new roll-out of Haven Storm was supposed to be free. I'm not worried about the shareholders' year. I want a spectacular year for the world." Her alert beeps and she changes into her hero clothing.
" Don't you do enough for the world?"
"None of us do. "
Next up Martian Manhunters alarm beeped and he quickly headed to the headquarters.
Green Ghost was at a phothoshoot when his alarm started beeping.
Darkwing was catching two criminals when his alarm started beeping.
Darkwing arrived last. Immortal turned to him" Darkwing why did you call us here?"
"Me?"
Glynda got into a combat stance "So none of us signaled the alert?"
"Who called them there and why?" asked Jaune "This is probably a trap"
Green Ghost freaked out "Oh, god, what's going on? Is it bad?"
Red Rush sees something and quickly moves to puch Immortal out of the way.
Raven was flying towards Immortal trying to punch him, she landed in the middle of the heroes.
"Of course it was Raven" said Qrow.
"But what is she doing ?I thought she was a hero " said Ruby.
"Nothing good kid" said Qrow " Nothing good"
Raven just smirked at the screen
"What?Omni-Woman!?"
Glynda rushes and swings her mace at Raven but she dodges and blocks a few of Darkwing's grenades at the same uses his powers to push Raven back but to no avail. She rushes to punch him but he is saved by Red Rush.
Red Rush keeps punching Raven and at a fast speed.
"Yeah go Mom!" said Ruby.
Suddenly Raven grabs Red Rush's hand then she grabs her by the head.
'Oh no'
Everything goes in slow motion as Raven crushes Summer's head into paste with her desperately trying to get away.
"Nooo"
"Nooooo "
"Mom!"
"I'm here sweetie I'm here" Summer hugs her daughterand Yang glares at Raven.
Martian Man wraps himself around Raven immobilizing her. Immortal punches Raven and War Woman hits Raven with her mace.
Raven escapses her confines and punts Glynda into the ground she grabs her hair to punch her but she is stopped by Darkwing.
Raven grabs Darkwing and slams him into the ground killing him. She throws his body and he is caught by Green Ghost who realizes how fucked he is. Raven rushes him and kills him.
Raven smirks ' They never had any chance at winning, did they?
Raven uses Green Ghost's body to shield herself from Aquarius' onslaught.
"Are you alright Martian Man"
"I'll live"
"Someone must be controlling her she would never do this" said Ozpin.
"I doubt she's being controlled" sneered Yang
"Regardless" said Glynda "It's her or us."
"I choose us" said Ozpin. Glynda rushes Raven and delivers a clear hit with her mace but Raven dodges the rest of the hits, Raven punches Glynda and her mace soars through the air. She catches the mace and kills Aquarius with it.
Martian Man wraps himself once again against Raven. And the others resume their attack. Raven escapes by killing the martian.
She punches Immortal in the gut driving her fist through him .War Woman rushes her but she grabs her and Raven snaps her neck killing her.
Glynda is disturbed seeing her own death, at the hands of Raven no less.
Raven breathes heavily she walks up toi Immortal who coughs up blood
"why?" he barely manages to ask "WHY?"
With a clean swipe of her hand Raven decapitates Ozpin.
She falls to the ground unconscious.
The screen turns black.
"So what do you think?" asked Alastor.
"What do we think?" said Yang " Are you kidding?! You told you're gonna show us heroes not…this!"
"But they were heroes- to their dying breath"
"Is this a joke to you?!"
"Of course dear, this is all for my entertainment , you're just the unwilling participants, you don't get to choose what comes next. But I will allow you a small break, I'll be back in a bit. Goodbye dear!" said Alastor disappearing.