Credits: ScuffedSenku, me, Oteyspinster

Chapter 6: the monster deep inside of me

"AHHHHHHHHHH" I screamed while hitting my head against the wall. "WHY WHY WHY WHY WHYWHYWHYYWHYWHWYHWYWHYYYY-"

'Why…' a tear born from pure mental suffering fell down my face.

"I will never forget you… Reidhard van Astorea, the previous sword master. Y-You fought well… and you were a great enemy…" I sobbed from sadness "I'm going to take your place…"

Suddenly, I heard a beautiful voice on my right. "Ryan-sama?"

It was my little kitten getting worried for me. I started sobbing uncontrollably.

We were in an alley, similar to the one in which Subaru got rekt by 3 weaklings. 'Come to think of it, it's the first time I ever cried, huh?'

Ever since I was born, I never cried. I was abnormal. Whenever my parents beat me, I fell to the ground and stood up, without shedding a tear. Whenever I got bullied for being too smart, I stood my ground and resisted the pain. When I...

"Ryan-sama, sit down please" said my little kitten.

I obliged and sat down on the ground to her left.

"Now, please close your eyes." I obliged again, and a moment after I closed my eyes, I felt hands pushing my head into a heavenly material.

Rem's lap.

When I rested my head on her lap, I closed my eyes and my brain went into a state of limbo. Honestly I now just had to go and kill that whale but I got another brilliant idea. That military man whose name I forgot (xD) is now going to fight the giant white fish.

[A/N: if you know what those big fishes are called please tell me. I'm not a marine biologist ok. They don't teach that kind of stuff in 8th grade.]

I already managed to remove that proud bitch and felt from the competition. The only thing left was to use the whale to get rid of the last two. The military waifu bait and that Mark Suckenberg wannabe.

It was now the next day, and I've just now put my kitten to sleep on my bed as I smelt her fragrance which by itself gave me energy to go throughout the rest of my day, or night depending on how you look at it.

I flicked my fingers so that the librarian girl from the mansion connected the door in this hotel to the one of a hut near the lawless plain under the Flugel der Freiheit tree and I could see it; the military waifu bait and her army getting destroyed.

So I just watched as she died to the weak oversized fish. After they all died I stepped forth and prepared myself for some exercise.

I look at the white whale. What a shitty ass monster, it just floats there and is huge so attacking it is easy for someone as amazing as me. I bend my knees and ascend thousands of feet in the air, and as the ugly ass eye looks at me I smirk.

"DEEETROIIIT SMASSSHHHHH!" I shouted.

My punch proceeds to make the whale explode in a million pieces which start raining all over the remains of that military waifu bait's army.

Because I went plus ultra and used 110% of my total power, the shockwave that was produced from the impact was in fact so strong that the Flugel der Farenheit tree bent in the opposite direction.

As I started falling down along the microscopic parts of that racist fish, I started thinking about the last thing I needed to do: find Felix's corpse.

I landed on the ground unscathed and looked upon the rising sun, in silence.

I activated my red eye to scan the surroundings. I quickly found Felix's corpse.

"sigh, Death Magic [Revival]" I cast my magic as I stood on the bloody battlefield of corpses.

Checking Felix's heartbeat, I confirmed that he was alive. I swiftly teleported him to my private residence (Roswal's mansion) and stood up.

The air stank. It was unbearable.

Majima everywhere. I smelled majima everywhere. It was irritating but seeing that it didn't exist anymore I left to snuggle with my kitten Rem. I was going to beat the homeless child and regular cornyass after I recharged my battery with my kitten hug.

I teleported to my kitten and put my lips against hers.

"Mwah"

"Mhmm Ryan-sama mhwm~~"

As I french kissed my little kitten, my internal terminator battery started recharging with a dangerous humming noise.

Our tongues disconnected and I patted my kitten's head. I left wondering about my purpose in this world.

Chapter 6 end.