Kidnapped


*That night, Shadow was asleep at his desk & Maria was asleep in her cat bed besides Shadow's. Just then, she woke up to the sound of squeaking. She opened her eyes & saw a mouse being pulled by a string going past her*

Maria: I may be dainty. But I'm still a feline.

*She followed the mouse out of Shadow's bedroom, down some stairs, & outside. Just when she thought she had captured it, a wooden crate was thrown over her, trapping her*

Tumble:*whispering* We did it! Let's go.

Rough:*whispering* Come here, Tumble. *when his brother got close enough, he bonked him on the head* Our job is to capture the Prince. NOT HIS CAT!

Tumble:*whispering* Right. Uh . . . What'd we get the cat for?

Rough:*whispering* Allow me to demonstrate. Dimwit!

*He started shaking the crate, scaring Maria & making her meow loudly. Her meows woke up Shadow*

Shadow: Huh? Maria? *he went to Maria's bed & saw it was empty* Maria, where are you? *he left his room & followed her meows down the stairs* Maria! Come here, girl! Come here, kitty! *he turned & corner & found Maria trapped in the crate* Maria?

*Just as he was about to lift the crate off of Maria, two shadows loomed over him. He turned around just as Rough & Tumble threw a sack over him*


*Later, a brown male pashsa with black hair & blue eyes (look up "Streaking Pasha" on"Sonic News Network") was standing in front of an old cabin in the woods. The front door opened & Rough threw Maria out. He closed the door behind him*

Maria: Well, that certainly wasn't called for!

Sir Connery: Oh, are you okay?

Maria: No. I am not okay! My master is inside with two hooligans. And I've got dirt. Dirt on my bum! Who are you?

Sir Connery: Sir Connery.

Maria: Nice to meet you, Sir Connery. I'm Maria.


*Inside the cabin, Shadow pulled on the door of the room he was in, but it was locked*

Shadow: I command you to unlock this door at once!

Tumble: Yes, Your Highness.

Rough:*imitating Tumble* "Yes, Your Highness." *real voice* We're in charge here, bonehead!

Tumble: Right. I knew that.

*Maria watched everything from a window on top of Sir Connery's head*

Maria: I can't believe they won't let me in there. My Prince needs me.

Sir Connery: Oh, I'm sure the bosses will let him out.

Maria: What bosses?

Sir Connery: Uh, those bosses.

*Maria looked where he was looking & gasped. It was Dr. Starline & Fiona, riding their pashas. They climbed off & Starline knocked on the front door. Rough opened it*

Rough: Signed. Sealed. And delivered, Master Starline. Miss Fiona.

Dr. Starline: Does he know we're behind this?

Rough: Not a clue.

Dr. Starline: Good!

Fiona: Keep him here until the wedding to Queen Sally is cancelled. Then we'll see who the Prince marries.

*She laughed as she & her Father got back on their pashas & rode away*

Maria: Oh, they are nasty. Just like their dog. *she looked up & got an idea* Think you could get me up to the roof?

Sir Connery: Oh, I do not know. It is pretty high up.

*Maria walked off his head & down to his back-side*

Maria: You can do this. Trust me, Sir Connery. Just count to three.

Sir Connery: One . . . Two . . . *Maria dug her claws into his back-side* THREEEE!

*He kicked up his back legs, launching her up. She landed on the roof*

Maria: Thank you, Sir Connery. *she climbed up to the chimney. she looked down, a bit hesitant* A girls got to do what a girls got to do.

*She jumped down the chimney & came out of the fireplace, covered in soot*

Shadow: Maria?

Maria: I am simply not going to look at myself.


*The next morning, Queen Aleena was walking around Shadow's bedroom, looking for something. Dr. Starline & Fiona were right behind her*

Queen Aleena: Shadow? Shadow, darling. Are you here? *Starline & Fiona both smirked at each other* Where could he be? He wasn't at breakfast.

Dr. Starline: Is that something on his desk, Your Majesty.

*He went up to Shadow's desk & picked up an envelope. He gave it to the Queen*

Queen Aleena: Oh. A letter to me. *she read the letter & gasped* It says he's run away! *got Starline Fiona gave fake gasps of horror* So he won't have to marry Queen Sally! Oh!

*When Queen Aleena turned around, Fiona picked up the piece of fool's gold from Shadow's desk*

Fiona: Well this is dreadful.

*She put the piece in one of her dress pockets*

Queen Aleena: We have to find him! He could be hurt!

Dr. Starline: Well, I'll send out search parties at once, Your Majesty. I'm sure he couldn't have gotten far.

*Queen Aleena sat down in a chair*

Queen Aleena: Starline. What would I do without you.

*Starline & Fiona both smirked again*


*Later, down in the throne room, Ambassador Rouge was throwing a fit. Professor Who & Abigail were there was well*

Rough: This is an outrage! The most grievous insult!

Queen Aleena: I am sure we'll find him.

Rough: I insist we cancel the wedding if the Prince does not return by the end of the day.

Abigail: It doesn't add up. Why would he run away?

Fiona: Why don't you see for yourself.

*Fiona handed her the letter. She sniffed it & her eyebrows went up*

Abigail: Where did you find this?

Fiona: Daddy found it on the Prince's desk.

Abigail: Perhaps I can help you look for him.

*Fiona swiped the letter out of her hand*

Fiona: Why don't you stick to the kitchen! Little maid. Wouldn't that be fun?

*She walked away, laughing*

Abigail:*whispering* Rose. He never scented his stationary with rose. It was always lavender!