Chapter Six: Awkward
A/N: Chapter six? More like Chapter sex! Offscreen anyway.
Yeeah, I chickened out. This is a much more watered-down version of what I originally wrote but didn't publish. I thought it was much more important to put in the story elements than any erotica. Nick's story wasn't edited too much. I just left out the actual sex parts Duke and Dawn's part got really butchered as it had the most sex scenes in the story. In fact, the original title was going to be "Awkward Sex", but like this chapter, I cut out the sex part. Now, the sex just "before and after". This leads to one joke not working as well as intended. Because it's less graphic, it's a much shorter chapter. To that end, I took Dawn's phone conversation with her mom in chapter seven and moved it into this one to lengthen it out more.
The whole story should be wrapped up this month. I have about two more chapters to go and maybe some epilogues.
As one reviewer said, FFN doesn't allow pornography. That's their policy, but they seem do a poor job enforcing it. Just browsing through the M-rated section, you can find some hardcore stuff. Way nastier than anything I've ever written.
Nick was covering his naked self with his paws. "Mom! What the hell are you doing here?!"
"I stopped by to talk to Skye! She was very concerned about you not wanting to commit, and here you are, naked and ready to go! It's wonderful!"
"Yeah, wonderful. Could you please leave?!"
Skye pleaded with Nick. "Nick. Honey, we need her here in case the pregnancy don't take! Then, we got an eyewitness and by fox culture, we're married!"
Nick's mother argued. "Besides! You got nothing I haven't seen before."
"It's a lot bigger than the last time you saw it!" Nick yelled. "Would you get the #$% outta here?!"
"Don't be vulgar, young man!"
"VULGAR?! I'm here naked and wanting to impregnate my girl and you're volunteering to watch! Oh, God! The dreams are gonna come back! You can't watch this, mom! I'll invite Judy, even Jack, but not you!"
"This is a beautiful occasion. You should be honored that I'm here to witness."
"You're my mother! This is wrong on so many levels!"
"Ah got an idea!" Skye said. "What if she just goes up into the upper office and watches on the monitors?"
"I'll still know she's watching me and it'll be way too much of a turnoff."
"Well, then... Oh! The limo! I'm fixing a stretch limo with tinted windows. She won't be able to see inside."
Nick thought about it. "And if the car is a-rocking she can't come a-knocking."
"Right, and the car moving will let her know we're having sex without her seeing anything."
"That... sounds okay. Mom?"
"That works for me. I'll watch from the monitors and cheer you on."
"No cheering! I need you to not exist mentally while I do this!"
Skye took off her overalls and the rest of her clothes. She was about to climb in the limo when Nick stopped her. "I just want you to know. I love you. I brought flowers for you, but for me to be in the mood again, I'm gonna have to go back into rape foreplay mode and I'll be biting you and calling you names. Is that okay?"
She kissed him on the lips. "You're always great about consent. Sure, Baby. Now, shove me in."
Nick shoved her hard into the limo and jumped in himself, shutting the door behind him. "Filthy slut! I'm gonna rape you good!"
Skye played along and tried to kick away. "Oh! You fiend! Leave me alone! I don't want any of this!"
"RAAWR! I'm gonna knock you up, and leave you with puppies that you can't afford on your own! You'll have to live on welfare and those WIC checks that are a pain in the ass for cashiers!"
"Nick, Honey. You're getting a bit too real there. It's killing the mood"
"Sorry, Dear. RAAWR!"
Nick's mother saw the limo rocking hard. She got on the intercom. "That's it, son! Pound her good!"
"SHUT UP, MOM!"
Meanwhile...
Dawn had given a blowjob to Duke to get him over the edge so he could last longer in bed later. She then let him shear her as a trust exercise, and was very happy with the results. "Wow! This looks incredible, Duke! Are you sure you're not a professional?"
"One time in prison, I was forced ta' shear a wolf with 'da mange. I had 'ta be really careful."
"I bet. I love the diamond shape on my belly."
"The left side was actually an accident so I just copied it on the right side to make it look uniform."
"And you got this v-neck style going on at my chest and I love the tiny, heart shape you left on my..."
"Heh, heh, heh! Yeah."
"You should go pro."
"C'mooon!"
"I'm serious, Hon! This is incredible work! There's good money to be made in professional shearing."
"Really?"
"Yeah. You could open a sheep salon! My skin is starting to burn. Can you apply the lotion? That should get you in the mood for round two."
"You bet, Sweetcakes!"
As he was putting the lotion on her freshly-sheared skin Dawn had a favor to ask. "Duke?"
"Yes, honey?"
"I've seen a lot of predator porn videos in the past. It's kind of my secret fetish. I-I know you predators do a thing called 'marking'. It's the scariest part and something I've always wanted to do if I ever made love to a predator, but I'm too scared. I need to get over that fear. Duke, before we start again, I need you to mark me."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure. Right by my neck. I want to just get it over with!"
"Well, it's a bit freaky but okay! I guess this makes you my territory."
"What?... WAIT! DON'T!"
Moments later...
A furious Dawn was wiping her face off with a towel. "I meant marking as in biting! I wanted you to bite my neck!"
"... Ooooh! I never mated before so I only knew marking meant the other thing."
"This is so gross! I'm going to have to change the sheets after. SIGH! That said, ready for round two?"
"You got it, Toots!
"Don't call me 'toots'."
"Sorry."
Meanwhile...
Nick's mother watched as the limo rocked back and forth for minutes on end until it finally stopped. She got on the intercom. "Are you two done?!"
"Yes!" Nick shouted back. "But give us a few..."
Nick's mother ran to the limo and opened the door closest to Skye. "I'm so happy for you two!"
"MOM! We're still stuck together!"
"Oh, relax! I can't see any naughty bits from this side."
"Mom, PLEASE I'm begging you!"
"I'll get out of your fur. Skye, I'll get the paperwork ready for you two to sign tomorrow and I want you to do some window shopping with me for some puppy items. It's a bit premature, but I got a good feeling about this."
Nick started to cry. "Mom! Plee-hee-hease! This is SO private!"
"I'm leaving now. Have a good night, you two!"
She shut the limo door and left. Still attached to Skye, Nick turned his head to her. "We are NEVER telling anyone about this night."
"Ah'm sorry Nick. If you want, we can go another round back at my place!"
"Okay. You can be the cop and I'll be the predator that got shot with Nighthowler and decided to rape you instead of eating you."
"We do that one a lot!"
"Please?"
"Well, okay. But I'm not wearing the bunny ears this time!"
Meanwhile...
Dawn and Duke's second lovemaking round had ended. They were both wiped out and breathing heavily. Dawn laid in an exhausted slump on top of Duke.
"Th-that... that was... WOOOW! I gotta take a moment to rest."
"I am SO sorry about biting you in 'da neck! I-I don't I know what come over me!"
"It was your predatory mating instincts kicking in. Oh, and by the way, THAT is marking!"
"Yer neck ain't bleedin', is it?"
"No. Th-that was incredible! I never climaxed that hard before! Don't worry, Honey, you didn't hurt me." Pant! Pant! "I don't know if it will ever be that good again! I love you."
"I love you too. That really was incredible. Best night of my life."
"D-Do you want me to get off of you?"
"Nah. The snuggling is my favorite part. Besides, I love having a sheepskin blanket."
"Tee-Hee-Hee! Thank you, Duke."
"Fer what?"
"Being in my life. You may be the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Same here. Does 'dis mean I can barge in on ya in 'da bathroom anytime?"
"Sure. We'll even shower together in a little bit."
"Cool... Can I watch you poop?"
"Ha-Ha! No! You're so disgusting. I love you."
"I love you too."
They kissed and snuggled together for a good hour. Duke finally got up. "I gotta use 'da pot."
"I'll join you in the shower momentarily."
Duke left. As Dawn was about to get up, she got a phone call. "Oh! H-Hello mother."
"Dawn, dear! How's my baby doing?!"
Dawn was worried about her mother finding out the truth. "J-Just fine, Mom!"
"Not having any more problems with that weasel?"
"No! That's going much, much better than expected. He's going to mow the lawn and trim the hedges in the morning."
"Make sure he doesn't steal the loppers."
"He lives here, Mother."
"Oh! That's right. Speaking of, my lady friends showed me your interview on 'The Mew'."
"O-Oh! Well, I can explain…"
"I think it's wonderful!"
"Really?!"
"Oh, of course! You've got everyone fooled. It's genius!"
For a brief moment, Dawn thought her mother would be okay with her relationship with Duke, but it was quickly dashed. "Oh… Right."
"This is the best way to win back people to your side even if some of your base won't approve. Now, as gross as this sounds, you may have to have sex with him for this to work. Crabby Huntsmice is a cheetah and they can smell everything."
"I-I know, Mother."
"If you do have sex with him, make sure you get some shots beforehand. God only knows what diseases those weasels might have."
"Mother!"
"Just make it a one-time affair though. Don't have too much sex with the help. They get too attached. Lord knows I've made that mistake many times."
"Speaking of, is Dad my real dad? He has black wool and mine is pure wh-"
"Would you look at the time?! I've got to go now. Oh, and Dear?"
"Yes, Mother?"
"If I find out your fake romance is real and you're in a relationship with a filthy weasel, I will completely disown you from my life, including your share of your father's money. I will leave you with nothing. Of course, I'm sure that's not the case, and this is all a brilliant scam! Ta-Ta!"
"B-Bye, Mom." Her mother hung up.
Duke then came back. "You comin' ta' shower or what?"
"Hunh? O-Oh, sure."
"Are you okay? Who was 'dat on 'da phone?"
"Nobody. Let's go."