PREVIOUSLY...
A bright, blue light came over the three.
"Huh?" The three questioned looking up
Then, they began getting lifted up into the air, along with some garbage cans and a dumpster, Scooby and Shaggy screaming. When they were completely out of sight, the beam of light faded and the strange ship that it came from vanished and the dumpsters fell down, crushing the scorpion robot that had gotten there and rammed into the wall.
Then, they showed up inside a metal area of sorts as in the walls were all metal, the floors were all metal, and after few seconds, they fell down to the floor.
"Whoa man...dig that crazy elevator." Shaggy comments before looking over at Scooby and Sonic. "Are you two okay?"
"Yeah...we're good." Sonic stated in response as they got up
"RWhere are we?" Scooby questions
Once they were all standing up, the lights then started switching on one by one. Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic jumping a bit with each light. Once the lights stopped and a door lit up with an F shape on it, Shaggy realizes where they are.
"Dude. Hang on." Shaggy starts. "Do you realize where we are?"
"RNo." Scooby responds
"Just look around, man." Sonic says, grabbing Scooby's head and having it look around. "The clean modern aesthetic, the cool blue color pallet, we're in..."
"RIKEA!" Scooby states
"The Falcon Fury!" Shaggy says before turning to Scooby and adding, "Did you say IKEA?"
"RNope. RI said Falcon Fury. RJust like you." Scooby responds quickly
Just then, footsteps were heard on the other side of the door with the F on it. When Scooby, Shaggy, and Sonic looked over and the door opened and a woman seeming to be roughly in her 20s, black hair, a blue and red suit, brown eyes, and African American. Her name is Dee Dee Skyes.
"Gentlemen, welcome aboard." Dee Dee says as she puts her hand behind her back. "I'm Dee Dee Skyes. Pilot of the Falcon Fury."
"Well, we're-" Shaggy started
"Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic the Hedgehog we know. Come on." Dee Dee as she heads back down the hall she came from, gesturing for the group to follow
"RWho sent those robots?" Scooby asks as the group follows Dee Dee
"It's this guy named Dick Dastardly. SHOCKER, he's a phsycotic supervillain. He's trying to KSSHK you." Dee Dee answers as she draw her thumb across her neck. "Worst part is, he has help but we don't know who is helping him."
"Scoob, somebody thinks we're important enough to KSSHK!" Shaggy says to his canine pal
"RIt's nice to be wanted." Scooby replied
"Mm. I hear that." Dee Dee responds as she holds up her hand to another door and it opens
When they step through into the main area of The Falcon Fury, Shaggy, Sonic, and Scooby look around amazed and saying things like "Wow! and "Whoa!" and trying hard not to push random buttons.
"I know, it's super-cool in here and I would totally let you guys press random buttons, but they told me we need to move." Dee Dee states
Just then, the lights shut off and a light fog fills the room and for whatever reason, Dee Dee looks rather annoyed by this.
"Really? We're doing this NOW?" Dee Dee says, as if she's talking to someone seemingly not there
"Oh, oh, is it him?" Shaggy asks, excited
"Yep. He likes to make an entrance." Dee Dee answers, not sure exactly why 'he' is making an entrance now
Shaggy and Scooby hold onto each other out of excitement as a holographic display of different falcons shows up.
"Ladies and gentlemen, since the dawn of time, the falcon has been worshiped as a symbol of freedom and victory." a male voice over some speakers said
Sonic was excited a bit but was holding back his excitement, knowing there was more to this than meets the eye.
"And now, a new kind of falcon rules the sky." the voice adds. "And he is one bad mamma-jamma!"
"Blue Falcon!" Shaggy and Scooby say excitedly as they hold each other tightly
At least 5 or 6 seconds of "All I Do Is Win" by DJ Khaled, a man in a elaborate falcon themed costume hops up fro the floor and lands. This is Blue Falcon.
"Welcome to the Falcon Fury!" Blue Falcon says as he dabs and flames rise up behind him for a few seconds
Shaggy and Scooby imply stare in amazement but stand back up when Blue Falcon says, "Hang on, hang on, turn on the lights!"
Just then, the lights switch on as Blue Falcon turns to Dee Dee.
"Where are my balloons, Dee Dee?" Blue Falcon asks. "When I say 'Falcon Fury', that's supposed to cue the balloons." he adds before looking up at the ceiling and saying, "Keith, what is the deal up there, man?"
A male voice, presumably the voice that belongs to Keith, comes over the speakers and says, "I missed the cue."
"Duh, you've got one job, pal." Blue Falcon responds before turning to Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic with a flick of his cape and said, "Anyways, welcome aboard. I'm Blue Falcon."
After some silence, Scooby said, "RNo you're not."
"Yes I am." Blue Falcon resonds
"I told you I wasn't gonna be the only one who noticed." Dee Dee whispered to Blue Falcon
"No, Blue Falcon's suit has a bigger red 'F' on the chest and is way less, uh..." Shaggy starts. "Scaly."
"They're feathers, alright? And it's called an upgrade." Blue Falcon said before he flexed his arms. "This ain't your daddy's Blue Falcon."
"I think you mean to say YOUR daddy's Blue Falcon." A male voice says as the head of none other than Dynomutt, the dog wonder shows up around the corner with his neck extended, slowly retracting it t normal length and as he sat down next to Blue Falcon. "Allow me to introduce you to Blue Falcon's large adult son, Brian."
Dynomutt is a half doberman half robot dog with blue eyes,a human-like voice, a mostly robotic body even though, as stated, he is part robot and part dog, his costume is green and the chest area has a yellow D on the front, and his dog breed is that of a doberman.
"DYNOMUTT!" Shaggy and Scooby exclaim in excitement
"Oh, HIM you recognize?" Brian asks, nearly scoffing almost and seeming annoyed
"Well, sure, man! Dynomutt is the dog wonder! Blue Falcon doesn't go anywhere without him." Shaggy explains
"And yet HERE I AM, without him." Dynomutt says as his ears go down out of disappointment and his voice went into a bit of a slightly sour tone
Scooby then pinched Shaggy.
"Ow!" Shaggy yelped, jumping a little. "What was that for?!"
"RMaking sure this isn't a dream." Scooby replied
Scooby and Shaggy then began having an all out pinch war
After Shaggy and Scooby stopped pinching each other, Shaggy looked up and said, "Wait, Brian..."
"Blue Falcon." Brian corrected
"If you're Blue Falcon now then does that mean..." Shaggy adds
"Yes, regretfully, my father has moved on to a better place" Brian states
"Oh..." Shaggy says, looking don, fearing the worse
"Oh., no, no, he's not dead, he just retired to Palm Beach." Brian clarifies
"We still miss him very, very, very, very, very..." Dynomutt starts, sounding almost as if he's glitching even though he really wasn't
"Oh, no, he's glitching." Brian says
"No i'm not, let me finish." Dynomutt corrects. "..very, very, very..." he added extending his neck a bit making Brian take a few steps back before Dynomutt retracted his head back and looked down and finished with, ""...much."
Just then, a bright red alarm goes off, getting Scooby, Sonic, and Shaggy confused.
Dee Dee pulled up a mini holographic display to see why the alarm went off and saw what looked like a car shaped ship and she immediately knew who it belonged to.
"It's Dastardly." Dee Dee states before looking at Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic. "He must've tracked you guys here from the bowling alley!"
"Let's move it, people!" Brian called out as him, Dee Dee, and Dynomutt ran of to a separate part of the ship. 'To the Falcon Nest!"
"Hey, like, wait up!" Shaggy called out as him, Scooby, and Sonic followed
Meanwhile, outside the Falcon Fury, chasing the ship, was another, and much LARGER ship, the one that belonged to Dick Dastardly and in the driver's seat, the villainous Dick Dastardly himself.
"NOBODY gets away from Dick Dastardly!" Dastardly exclaimed with confidence before turning to three of his robots, a gold and white one, a green and white one, and a purple and white one. "Right, Rottens?"
The three Rottens all saluted and beeped.
"I need what's on that ship, or i'll never get my treasure." Dastardly states as he gently pokes a control lever on his chair and then turned to the three Rottens by his chair. " Do. Not. FAIL. ME!"
The Rottens then beeped and ran off to do various things to stop the Falcon Fury to obtain whatever it is on the ship that Dastardly needs just as Dastardly boosts his ship forward.
ON THE FALCON FURY
Meanwhile, on the Falcon Fury, Dee Dee, Dynomutt, Brian, Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic all got to the cockpit of the Falcon Fury which is what Brian meant by the Falcon Nest.
"Dee Dee, take the helm." Brian ordered as he sat in a seat
"Ready, sir!" Dee Dee responds as she hops onto the motorcycle style controls for the Falcon Fury and as Dynomutt sits in a specially designed seat
"You might wanna buckle up." Dynomutt says, looking at Sonic, Shaggy, and Scooby as seats popped up under the three and seatbelts buckled into place automatically. "And if you get sick, puke on Brian!"
"Punch it, Dee Dee!" Brian orders
"Hang on." Dee Dee says as she revs the jet boosters for the Falcon Fury boosting forward and taking a sharp turn but not loosing Dastardly's ship
"Zoinks!" Shaggy yells
"RWhat's this guy's deal?!" Scooby questions
Brian pulls out his phone and says, "Look, the hot goss on my fansite says Dastardly's collecting the three shells of Seabiscut..."
"THE SKULLS OF CERBERUS, BRIAN! WE WENT OVER THIS!" Dynomutt intercepts
Dee Dee looks back at the group and says, "He's got one skull! Our mission is to make sure he doesn't get the other TWO!"
"Like, what do these creepy skulls have to do with us?" Shaggy asks
"No idea!" Dee Dee answers as she tries to lose Dastardly by making the Falcon Fury go straight up into the air
However, not even that woks as Dastardly's ship goes straight up as well.
IN DASTARDLY'S SHIP
"Hold tight." Dastardly says as he pulls a lever on his chair which made the ship go straight up after the Falcon Fury
The Rottens tried the best they could to grab onto things tightly but they all fell back and bounced off of things such as Dastardly's chair, cabinets, and each other. All Dastardly did was laugh.
IN THE FALCON FURY
Dee Dee was still doing everything she could to try to shake off Dastardly's ship from the Falcon Fury but hasn't had any luck yet.
"I can't shake him!" Dee Dee points out
"Try the shake button." Brian comments
"Oh, i'll have a chocolate shake." Shaggy comments
"I'll take a neopolitan milkshake." Sonic added, looking out the window as they flew
"RVanilla, please." Scooby finishes
"There IS NO shake button!" Dee Dee quickly replies
"Well, there should be!" Shaggy, Scooby, Brian, and Sonic all say at the same time
IN DASTARDLY'S SHIP
"All right, Rottens. Launch the harpoons!" Dastardly orders his robots
Three of them go over and stack on each other and a fourth one comes over, climbs on top of them, pulls a lever, then falls back onto the floor of the ship.
IN THE FALCON FURY
"Incoming!" Dee Dee calls out as an alert alarm goes off cause of on-coming harpoons
Just then the harpoons stick to the ship's wings.
"What is going on?!" Shaggy calls out as the ship gets slowly reeled in
IN DASTARDLY'S SHIP
Dastardly smiles at the success of the harpoon launch.
"Well done." Dastardly congratulates as he looks at the golden and white Rotten, which was standing on the arm of his chair next to him and he made a reel-in hand gesture. "Reel them in."
The golden and white Rotten gives him a 'yes-sir' sounding beep and a thumbs up.
IN THE FALCON FURY
"Dynomutt, can you reverse the polarity of the tractor beam?" Dee Dee asks, looking out the window closest to him
"Of course, but that would make-" Dynomutt starts
"On it." Dynomutt replies
The exact moment that the Falcon Fury's tractor beam shooter was aiming at Dastardly's ship in one of Dee Dee's attempts to knock off the harpoons, Dee Dee shouted, "Now!"
At that exact moment, Dynomutt hits the trigger, shooting out the tractor beam with a reversed polarity, slowly pushing the Falcon Fury away from Dastardly's ship.
IN DASTARDLY'S SHIP
Dastardly slams his fist lightly on the arm of his chair as he looks at the Rottens in the current area of his ship he's in and says, "Why have we stopped pulling in that ship?!"
The Falcon Fury is slowly dis-connecting from the harpoons making Dastardly realized what's going on and he pulls levers and pushes buttons trying to increase the force of the harpoons but nothing works.
"Oh, no, no, no. No, no, NO!" Dastardly yells as he slams both fists on the arms of his chair
Once the harpoons got knocked loose, the two Rottens that were trying to reel in the Falcon Fury were sent flying two different directions. Shaggy and Scooby's screaming could be heard in the distance as the Falcon Fury spun several times, going forward and away from Dastardly's ship.
When the Falcon Fury was straight again and zoomed off, Dastardly had a pile of robots covering him
"Argh!" Dastardly growls as he flings all of the robots off of him and one starts trying to calm him down by gently patting his shoulder. "Drat."
Being the man he is, Dastardly elbows the Rotten, which was the golden and white one, sending it flying and hitting a wall of the ship.
IN THE FALCON FURY
Meanwhile, as it was soaring off, Dee Dee sighed with relief and looks back at the group and asks, "Are you guys okay?"
They were okay...on some level. Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic's faces were all blown back from all the spinning and stretched out. Sonic's head quills being fluffed up lie an afro
"Yeah." Shaggy states. "But, like, if you want, you can pull over and drop us off here."
"RWe'll...walk home..." Scooby added
Later, they were all walking back down into the main room of the Falcon Fury.
"Dastardly could have finished s if he wanted to." Dynomutt states, looking back at Scooby, Shaggy, and Sonic. "I think he wants you guys alive."
"I KNEW you three were important." Brian comments
"It would be safer if you joined us on our mission." Dee Dee adds
"RIt would?" Scooby asks
Once they all got to the bottom of the stairs, Brian started imitating a phone by going, "Ring, ring! Ring, ring! Ring, ring!"
"Boop." Brian mimics as he puts his hand to his ear like a phone. "Hello? Oh,...uh-huh, uh-huh. Well, of course!" he added before holding his hand out like a phone to Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic. "Uh, guys, Adventure's calling, and it's for you."
After some silence, Shaggy walks forward, grabs Brian's hand like it was a phone, and says, "Hello, Adventure. Yes, would you please take my name and number off your list?"
"RBut Shaggy, this is our chance!" Scooby comments
"Yeah, maybe your right. We could show everyone that we're not the weak link." Shaggy replies before going back to the fake phone that was Brian's hand. "Uh, Mr. Adventure, sir, it's me again. My partner is intrigued by your offer, but i'm still on the fence. We'll have to call you back, bye-bye."
Shaggy then lowered down Brian's thumb to emulate hanging up. Brian simply looked at Dee Dee, the two shrugged, Brian tapped his waist, and said, "Click."
"You really wanna do this?" Shaggy asks Scooby, knowing very well that Sonic would do something like this without question but he isn't so sure about himself and Scooby
"RUh-huh." Scooby replies
"Well, i'm not gonna let you do it without me." Shaggy responds. "After all, there is no 'I' in 'Scooby and Shaggy'. Wait, is there?" he added as he checked the spelling of what he said there wasn't an 'I' in it. "Nope. All good."
Shaggy and Scooby shared a fist bump then said to Brian, Dynomutt, and Dee Dee, "We're in!"
"That's what i'm talking about!" Brian states. "Now, i've got a few waivers for you guys to sign."
Just then, the balloons meant to have come down earlier finally got released
"Oh, great. Great timing, Keith!" Brian says with sarcasm while looking up at the ceiling
"Thank you." Kieth replied
AT THE TAKAMOTO BOWL
Back at the Takamoto Bowl, Fred, Velma, Daphne, Tom, and Tails were getting info on the robot attack, not knowing the robots attacked Sonic, Shaggy, and Scooby.
"Well, uh, the robots attacked this space hedgehog and a talking dog and a gangly dude who had the habit of using the word 'like' at the start of every sentence." Judy explains
Daphne gasped a little.
"Almost as if he was a middle aged man's idea of how a teenage hippie talks." Judy comments
"Oh, that's them, alright. Spitting description." Tom said
"So what happened?" Fred asks
"I don't know, a couple of them seemed pretty bummed out." Judy comments. "Guess their friends dumped them in a cold-hearted way or something." she added. "And then this blue light came down from the sky and beamed the five up."
Everyone gasped and went wide eyed.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Shaggy, Scooby, and Sonic...were TAKEN?" Fred asked
"Yeah." Judy answered. "I'd have to assume that f they were with their friends, they wouldn't have been kidnapped."
"I...I can't...I...I can't breathe." Daphne says, trying to catch her breath, visibly freaking out as Tails and Fred gently pat her back to calm her down
"Whoever those 'friends' are, must be carrying A TON of guilt on their shoulders right about now." Judy adds
"Okay, can you skip the emotional punishment and describe the robots, please?" Velma asked
"Yeah, sure." Judy responds as she grabs something behind the counter. "They look like what's in this box." she adds as she puts said box on the table and in it, the damaged body of the robot that got crushed by the dumpster
"Whoa..." They all say in unison, looking at the mound of robot parts somehow held together
Back in the back of The Mystery Machine, they were examining the robot's remains.
"Guys,, this thing is increíble." Velma states. "It's fully autonomous and capable of modifying it's external appearance."
"I'd like to shake the hand of whoever created this!" Tails comments before noticing the face everyone was giving him. "And then, you know, throw that hand in prison for trying to kill our friends. Right? Am I right?"
Daphne noticed a hair sticking out of the robot and said, "Ew. is that...a hair?"
Velma grabbed the hair and examined it closely.
"Maybe this can lead us to our culprit." Velma comments
"What are you doing? You're touching it, with bare fingers!" Fred calls out, nearly gagging afterwards.
"Grow up, Fred." Velma and Tails say in unison as Velma puts the hair in a particle layer analyzer
The machine then got to work.
"Do you have any idea how many stray hairs the average human eats every day without knowing?" Velma asks
"If it's more than zero, I don't wanna know." Fred comments as the machine prints out a slip of paper with results on it
"It's more, much, MUCH, more." Velma replies as she grabs the slip of paper and looks at the results on it. "Huh...trace amounts of mustache oil, 12-year-old scotch..."
"Ugh, is the bad guy my DAD?" Michelle asks with sarcasm
"There's also some microscopic soil particles. Composition is...a mixture of arsenic, selenium, and copper-tone SPF 50?" Tails adds with confusion
"ANYTHING over 30 is a waste." Tom responds in a slight joking yet also serious way
"I'm gonna see if the combinations of these elements matches a geographical location." Velma comments as she types away on a computer eventually landing on the demolition company, 'Dastardly Demolition' and says, "Bingo! Dastardly Demolition. Per county records, last known owner is...Dick Dastardly."
"What would Dastardly want with Sonic, Scooby and Shaggy?" Fred questions
"Well, let's see what the police department database has to say." Tails states as he pulls out a laptop and pulls up the list of all of Dastardly's crimes and heists, and found a way to show a projection to everyone
"Oh! Quite a rap sheet." Velma comments looking at the long list and pointing at Dastardly's most recent crime, a theft from Peru. "Looks like something he's most wanted for is the theft of archeological artifacts from a dig in Peru."
It played a security recording of Dastardly's Peru heist as the skull was lifted up from the site.
"Looks like a giant dog skull." Daphne commented. "Weird."
"It gets weirder." Velma says, pulling up another theft Dastardly pulled. "He also stole the genealogical records of a dozen dogs from the Global Kennel Club."
Tails pulled up a list of more crimes Dastardly committed on a separate computer and said, "And apparently, he's been stealing Netflix by using his mother's account."
Daphne gasps and says, "That is NOT FAIR for the rest of us who have t PAY for Netflix!"
"You have to PAY for Netflix?!" Fred responds, implying someone gave him access to their Netflix account and Fred doesn't have to pay the fee
"This will NOT stand!" Tails comments as he closes his laptop and looks at Fred. "Let's go get that Dastardly dude."
Fred nods, turns around, puts the key in the ignition, turns it, and hits the gas pedal, driving forward at a high speed.
However, what none of them new, is that miles and miles and miles above them was Dastardly's ship. And in it, Dastardly was talking to his robots, and specifically one in particular, the golden and white one.
"I just needed you to retrieve one SIMPLE canine and boy so I could get my treasure." Dastardly says, not happy about the failure from earlier. "Now, were the missions...a failure?"
The robot beeped a few times basically saying yes.
"PINHEAD! The question was rhetorical!" Dastardly snaps as he walks over to the tool counter the robot was on and hit the robots head a few times. "Of course it was a failure because you. Failed. ME! YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR MY SUFFERING!"
The robot beeped a few times, apologizing.
"Oh, sorry. Your sorry? YOU CERTAINLY ARE!" Dastardly snaps as he snatches up a nearby picture of Muttley, his old partner who was a dog. "And I thought my last sidekick was worthless."
As Dastardly walked away from the counter, he said, "At least he had a backbone."
Dastardly then teared up a little and rubbed the part of the picture showing Muttley's nose as he said, "And fur...and a wet nose." He then turned back to the robot and slowly walked back towards him as he added with, "But you, whoa-ho-ho, you've lowered the bar to new depths of craven ineptitude I DIDN'T EVEN THINK WERE POSSIBLE!"
The robot beeped, taking what Dastardly just said as a compliment until he threw the picture of Muttley at the robot and said, "That's no a compliment, you aluminum imbecile!"
The robot started crawling backwards away from Dastardly, frightened.
"You're not a partner. Your a disgrace, a lemming, a boot-licking..." Dastardly started until he got an idea after spotting a small vacuum nearby. "...suck-up."
Dastardly then grabbed the robot by it's head and looked out at the crowd of robots and said, "An example must be made."
The robots were all shaking.
"I want you to know, this is going to hurt me a lot more than it's going to hurt you." Dastardly told the golden and white robot
The robot beeped a few times.
"No, not really." Dastardly replies, ripping off the robots head and tossing t into an incinerator nearby and grabbing the small vacuum. "Let this be a lesson to you all." he added, looking back out at the crowd of robots. "If you're going to be a SNIVELING SUCK-FACE, you're going to look the part."
Dastardly then jammed the vacuum into place of where the robot's head once was.
"Forget you mechanical morons, i'll fetch the key myself." Dastardly says as he tosses the robot, now with a vacuum for a head and having to now rely on infra-red tech to see, to the ground and walks off
The robot with a vacuum for the head sneezed really hard since the vacuum nozzle was full of dust. The two robots next to him laughed.