Toucan Sam 6
Author's Note: ever feel like Charlie from All Dogs Go to Heaven where you have a limited amount of time and then you're sent back?
Author's Note 2: All my aching bones are trembling
And I may yet fall apart
Won't you stay with me, me darling
When the war starts in my heart?
AUTHOR'S NOTE 3: so in Feb 2020 the devil took the form of alastor in my dreams back when I used to control my dreams. I don't think I am in the right timeline. I was thrown here as resentment by that shithead Archie. whatever. Lonely lol. Hi. Anyone else out of their timeline, feel free to contact me so we can relate. Not to resolve anything, just to resolve shit. Maybe feel comfort. idk this is stupid.
Toucan Sam had his mom over finally. She was constantly nitpicking. They did enjoy watching a kitten outside his house. How cute. It was playing around and causing destruction. Those moments were the first time Toucan Sam actually smiled in a long while. He seldom smiled anymore nowadays. He was so broken.
Finally his mom was going to leave. "Okay, love you." He said to her as she left. She couldn't drive so his dad picked her up. Toucan Sam also couldn't drive. It all sucked for him. He watched as the car drove away.
"Blah." He muttered. "At least this visit wasn't awful." He sighed and went to his fridge. He forgot that he needed to restock on beer. "God damn it. I really didn't want to fucking go out today"
He curled up into a ball and then grabbed his phone. Maybe Favor would be helpful. He ordered a pack of hard seltzer through the app and found a promo code. "God damn it, don't let this be stupid." He was able to order a box of Smirnoff Hard Seltzers for 12.95 off the app plus tax. He sat there waiting for his driver to grab and bring it to him. He really didn't want to go out today.
An hour later, a knock came at his door. The driver was supposed to see his license to see that he was of age for drinking but the driver was kind enough to just go away. Toucan Sam opened the door and pulled the box into his house. "Thank god." He muttered. He really didn't want to deal with people today.
The drinks were actually cold. He was grateful for this and tipped the driver a few dollars. He couldn't afford much but did his best to still give what he could because you know, this person had to go out into the world and deal with bullshit just for him. Blah. He could only afford two dollars. Thanks to the promo though, he could afford tipping five dollars. He sent him that and send a funny emoji.
He placed all his beer into the fridge. His fridge just contained a couple eggs, cereal, milk, booze. He sighed and grabbed a can and walked over to the living room to watch some television. "Whatever." He muttered as he opened the can. "Jeopardy sucks."