Well thats was faster than I thought. Hurray for Google transletor. They now transtle correctly. Better than me actually So this mean I can publish other chapters in same pace.
Well lets get back to the this chapter. This chapter is kinda special. Davy Jones is a OC fate character. He's not my character. He belongs to the AriesStar337. You can find his Works on Wattpad. Although its not actually canon to my story, well semi canon, I had a really fun time on writing his character, also I wat to change something about Natsu but I didnt know how am I going to do it. Because of him I had chance to do it. Well whatever I m not going spoil you no more. Back to the story!
"Finally it's my time! The most sexy and charismatic cowboy of the seas, Davy Motherfucking Jones!" Everyone in the Fate room looked at the man standing behind them with a WTF expression. How could you blame them? Before them stood a man they had never seen before, who looked like came out from the Pirates of the Caribbean movie. However, servants recognized this man when they overcome their shock. Unfortunately, this didn't make them any happier.
"Whe- where did you come from?!" Rin yelled in surprise.
"Oh, for the love god…." Archer muttered from annoyence.
"Writer have owed a favor to his friend, so he threw me to his story, so I'm here."
"What the hell that suppossed to mean?"
"Sheesh... Do you need scream like a women who is in that time in the month. That's why I can't stand tsunderes. I'd rather deal with hundred yandere than one tsundere. …. Hold on minute, if there are multiple yanderes, does that mean they will kill each other or they will start third World war for their love?..." Rin's face turned red when she heard this.
"W-Wwha…. You… How DARE YOUU?!"
"Rin, I advise you not to ask him any more questions for your sanity. Even the most intelligent servants can't understand half of what his sayings." Saber simply answered. However, this time Illia intervened.
"Still, that doesn't explain where he came from! None of us so far haven't seen him, even Zelretch didn't mention him, and now he's suddenly appeared from our personal room!"
"Nor does it explain that you have a tanned clone in parallel universe who becomes a magical girl and power up by kissing other girls, but I'm not thinking deep. I'm just enjoying it."
"Magical girl?! What the hell are you talking about!?"
"You don't need to try to understand Davy Jones' existence, Illia. You just have to accept it. But if there is one thing that is known, if Davy Jones is here, he brought trouble for all of us." Archer glared at Davy as he spoke his last word.
"Is it the anger I feel in that voice? Or are you still mad at me for making you Ruby's servant in the RWBY universe Emoya?"
"Who is Ruby?" Shiro asked.
"Your female clone with both more character and less character."
"What is that suppossed to mean?"
"You will understand if you watch 4,5,6. seasons. I still don't ask why his silver eyes are on my mind. Monty, why are you dead anyway!?" Davy shouted dramatically, spreading his hands in the air.
"I will not accept such a disgrace! I can't let this clown take my place before I can fight!" When the people in the room looked at the door behind them, they came across a familiar man also known as 'Blond Bastard'. When Shiro saw Gilgamesh in his golden armor, he immediately moved in front of Illia. He could never forget her death by Gilgamesh in UBW.
"Well aside from everything, what are you doing here, Gilgamesh. Nobody allowed you to enter our room." Medea said, looking at Gilgamesh with hatred.
"Hah! King of Heroes does not need permission. You should all be grateful to me for honoring you with my presence." Gilgamesh said arrogantly. Then he looked at Saber lustfully. "Especially you Sarber." Hearing this, Saber's facial expression was filled with disgust. She was planning to take out her sword and walk towards Gilgamesh, but Davy Jones got ahead of her and came face to face with Gilgamesh.
"Come on, Gılgi, don't act like you have a swordfish in your ass. Grab a fish and be yourself." Davy forced the fish he took out of his pocket into Gilgamesh's mouth and quickly jumped from the balcony.
"PÜHHHHHHH! I WILLLL KILLLLLL YOU ZASHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
"Yoshhhhh! Now I'm fired up!" As soon as Natsu landed on the arena and saw Davy, he shouted with excitement and fire started to came out from his body. Unfortunately, his excitement was short-lived because before he even knew what was happening, something white gushed over him.
"No! No! That thing is not what you think! Sorry on behalf of the author. Sometimes his brain work like teeneger who entered puberty recently (A: HEY !) and by the way ..." Davy dropped the fire extinguisher and turned back to Natsu. "Sorry, I am really sorry. My fault. For a moment I thought you would really going to burn." Natsu cleared the foam from his face and looked at Davy like a volcano that was about to erupt soon.
"YOU BASTARD! I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" Natsu was planning to jump on Davy, but Juri got ahead and stopped him.
"Contestant Natsu! I haven't started the match yet. Please hold back or I will have to disqualify you." Juri warned.
"But he started it!" Natsu screamed in a childish way.
"I said it was an accident, don't be a child. There are already ten or twenty of the same cliché type here like you, and I don't want to deal with you too."
"What did you say?! ... Ich! Someone ... someone throw me a towel, please." Natsu wiped his face with the white towel thrown by his team, but when he saw that that towel was actually Gray's t-shirt, he turned it to ash.
"Where did he find the fire tube?" Shiro asked.
"Shiro, please ... please don't ask anymore." Saber answered while massaging her forehead.
"St-" Before she could start the match, Davy wrapped his arm around Juri's waist and slowly brought his lips closer to her ears.
"I'm interrupting, but ... do you want something to eat with me somewhere after the match, my sweet siren. There is a good rakı fish restaurant that I know. One of the benefits of writer being Turkish."
"Ah, well, me, but, maybe ..." Juri's face turned red and stiffened where she was.
"Since the Juri is currently unavailable, I am taking the referee role. Natsu The Salamander from Fairy Tail guild vs. Davy Jones from Fate. START!" Koto started the match. Davy laid Juri aside and faced Natsu with a smile on his face.
"Alright son! Let's finish this job fast. I don't want to talk for two episodes like Archer and Shiro's fight in UBW. I'd rather have daleks and cyberman discuss in a morning show than the two of them talking."
"HEY! We haven't talked that much! Right, Saber?" Shiro turned to Saber for an answer, but she turned her to the other side and started to whistling. "Saber? Saber, do you hear me?"
"DON'T WORRY! I WILL END THIS MATCH WITH A SINGLE PUNCH!" Natsu yelled and jumped on Davy with his flaming fist.
KARYU NO TEKKEN
"Oleyyyy! Deberias estorzarte mas mi pequenõ dragon." Davy said, passing Natsu's fist through the red cloak he took from his jacket.
"Stay still!" Natsu jumped to air and throw a flaming kicking to Davy.
KARYU NO KAGIZUME
Davy jumped back, escaping the flame-reinforced kick and started firing the pistols hanging in his jacket. Natsu deftly managed to dodge the bullets and started running towards Davy.
"You know what? I would make a BANG joke, but I don't want to give the Deadpool image. On top of that, I have more characters than him. (DP: Hey! Fuck you! At least unlike you, I'm a licensed character) (A: Deadpool ! How did you get into my story ?!) (DP: You know, I was sitting at home watching TV and eating chimachanga and suddenly I heard a some asshole talking about me and I decided come and see) (A: It is really a great honor to meet you. You are my favorite hero after Spiderman, Batman and Wolverine) (DP: What? ! Only the 4th ?! I guess I have to release the new issue of Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe.) If you two are finished foreplay, can we go back to the important parts, to me!?" Meanwhile, while I and Deadpool were talking, Davy was dodging Natsu's attacks. Excuse me, I kinda wander from the subject.
"Definietly!" (DP: Whatever! I have to go to Disney for my new movie anyway. Adios Muchacos!) Say hi to Rouge and Physlock from me and if they want a night like last time, they know the summoning ritual!"
"Who and what are you talking about ?!" Irritated, Natsu asked as he punched.
"Unfortunately this is another fanfiction's topic!" He grabbed Natsu's fist and threw him aside with all his might. " Especially a fanfic with lemons!"
Natsu put his feet on the ground, stopped himself and looked at Davy, confused. "What do oranges have to do with this?"
"But I didn't… orange ... sigh ... You know son, if you do BOW CHIKA BOW BOW at the same time as Lucy and Lisanna I'll tell you." Davy said, and began to swing his fist up and down. Seeing what he was referring to, all the boys 's (smart ones) mouths fell open, and the girls's faces turned red. Especially that two girl faces.
"I accept! Hey Lucy, Lisanna! We have to BOW CHIKA BOW BOW after the match!"
"Shut up! Don't yell in front of everybody without even knowing the meaning of that word!" shouted Lucy, her face was crimson.
"I'll kill you Natsu! Do you hear me, if you even touch my sister's hair, I'll kill you !" !" Elfman screamed in anger. Meanwhile, Lisanna lay unconscious with her head in Mirajane's lap, smoke coming from her brain.
Hearing this, Erza was bleeding from her nose and she was creating a thousands of perverted scenarios in her mind.
"And what scenarios ... Wow! Anyway, let the shippers pray to me. Now all I need is to include Erza among them."
Natsu rushed back to Davy, but this time Davy decided to get a little serious. He took out his sword, the noble icon that was the crystallized form of his own mad and savage nature that once killed the demonic god. A huge wave of blue flame emerged with a single swing of his sword. Confident that the flame could not hurt him, Natsu jumped into the blue wave and take all the flame into his mouth with one breath, but before seconds passed he vomited the flame out with a painful scream.
"Ahhhh! What kind of flame is this?! I can't eat!" He began to roll on the ground, holding his mouth. This flame did not taste toxic like black flames. It was the first time in his life that his mouth burned.
"Because this is not fire. Real ether. Do not confuse it with the Satan fire, by the way. This ether can burn all the mysteries in the universe." Davy explained.
"What?"
"Magical, nonmagical flame."
"…..this doesn't make any sense…"
"Your pink hair doesn't make any sense."
"IT'S NOT PINK, IT'S SALMONNNN!" putting his hands front of his mouth, he realesed huge wave of flames.
KARYU NO HOKO
"How about this?! Did you like it?!" Natsu yelled while flames swallowed Davy but when the flames disappeared, Natsu's mouth fell open. Because Davy was standing without any damage. But the strangest part was he was having a barbecue.
"Come! Come! Come to the barbecue! Meats are fryed really good! You will make very good barbecue chef Natsu!"
"DON'T PLAY GAME WITH ME!" Natsu kicked the barbecue with a tick mark on his head.
"MY MEATS! NOOOO!" Davy jumped after the barbecue , but he couldn't catch it and fell face down on the floor.
"You're a really naughty kid... I guess someone wants to get into Davy Jones's locker..." rising from the ground, Davy said it in a dangerous voice.
" Davy Jones's locker…. where the souls of sailors who die all over the sea according to legend... I wonder what's really in it?" Rin asked herself. Unfortunately, the whole wave of curiosity in her disappeared with Davy's reply.
"My dirty socks and boxers... What else did you think in there?" Davy looked at Rin as if she was the odd one.
"Why did I even ask ..." Rin put her hand to her face and sighed.
"I don't care about your smelly socks!" Natsu said, jumping into the air. He created two fireballs with his hands. "Fire in my right hand... fire in my left hand... when you bring the two together... the dazzling flame of the fire dragon comes out!" He combined these two fireballs to create a larger fireball and threw it at Davy.
KARYU NO KOEN
"You know, in english sub and dub, this means clever flame, but if you ask me, it's an dumbest name ever for attack." Davy said. He jumped over the fireball and flew towards Natsu. Natsu, standing in the air, smiled when he saw in the Davy.
"So how about this!?" While he was in the air, he used realed flames from his foots and threw himself at Davy like a rocket.
KARYU NO KENKAKU
Natsu slammed Davy with his head and pushed him into the fireball still untouched the ground. Both Natsu's strength and the fireball caused an explosion, with Davy in between.
Natsu landed on the ground and looked at the exploded area where and his opponent who was supposed to lie on the ground in pain, but to his surprise, Davy was standing only with a burn or two on his outfit.
"I have to admit, this was a really clever move." Davy said, and prepared to attack with his sword.
"Wait a minute! First I have a question." Natsu raised his hand in the form of a stop sign. "Neither of my two previous attacks had any burns on your body. What are you?" He glared at Davy. He was expecting his body to be durable because he knew he was from the Fate team, but this much was too crazy. There was no way he was human.
"I am not a very important person. I am a servant like Assassin. But unlike a 1 star like him, I am a 6-star servant with a rarity of 0.00001%. And since I am such a rare character, some passive traits come with me."
"I know he's right, but I still want to take his head off his body." Sasaki said, gripping the hilt of his sword.
"Like none of the magics work on me! For example, if they throw Lancer's spear at me, it just bounces off me."
"You look so confident. Why don't we try it on right now?" Lancer glared at Davy and pointed the tip of his spear at him.
"You can try, but if it doesn't work, I'll stick that spear in your butthole, puppy." Davy replied withot losing his compusure.
"...thissssss doesn't look fair." said Natsu, running a light sweat on his head.
"What can I say? I don't have much at hand either. I just do what the writer writes." He shrugged as if he didn't care. "At least you can still make a friendship talk and bore me to death."
"Friendship isn't boring!"
"Your talks are like that, but. I'm shipping you with Anzu, by the way. Or Tea for those who watch english dub." He turned to the Game team and winked. Yugi went ahead to protect Anzu, who was blushing.
"I don't care what you say. I've never been back out from a fight and I'm not going to be back off now. If your body is magic proof, I just have to punch until you lose your consciousness!" said Natsu, clasping his fists together.
"This is it! Bravo! By the way because of I am such a special person I can also do this." Davy said with a grin. He took the last gun he hadn't used from his jacket.
"What are you talking about?" In response to Natsu's question, Davy simply lifted his pistol to air and fired it.
PROVIDENCE OF SEVEN SEAS ~ THE ONE WHO CONQUERED THE OCEANS
To everyone's amazement, the bullet broke through a layer of air and formed a rift, as if breaking glass in the air. Tons of water poured into the arena through this rift. Waves covered the arena and formed a small sea. Natsu, on the other hand, unfortunately disappeared in these waves with a silent scream.
By the way, if you are wondering, Juri was not effected because she is a mermaid yokai.
It didn't just end with the sea. A thick mist covered the water layer from the slit in the ceiling. And a green ship with torn sails slowly crept through the fog. There were crewmen on top of the ship, but a close look revealed that none of them had skin and flesh. Davy Jones was standing on the forward mast of the ship and singing to himself.
"Yooo Hooo! Hoist on the colors highhhhhh!"
"This is a... Reality Marble..." Rin said in disbelief. Shiro, Sakura, and Illia, like Rin, were looking at the ship on the arena, whose mouths dropped to the ground. Other servants, on the other hand, were not too surprised. They had all seen this, using this talent to transport other servants at Cheldea. Rider stepped in to clear the question marks in the minds of the four masters and began to explain Davy's noble phantasm.
"This is Flying Dutchman, Davy's real noble phantasm. Driving skill is A+."
"But last night she was saying S++!" Davy shouted from the ship. Everyone's faces turned red, who understood what he was referring to.
Rider at first look at Davy with blank expression, then began speaking in a very slow tone. "...fuck the Natsu. I'll go down and kill him myself." Rider said, taking ot her blades, a purple aura began to radiate from her body. Everyone in the room was drawn to the edge of the wall because of Rider's killer insict.
Natsu came out from a gas hole from water, and landed on the ship. "A little bit of water can't beat me! Prepare yourself, Davy Jones, because I'm going to bury your ship into the sea!"
"So the little fireball challenges the whole ocean. Come on now, Natsu!" He pointed his sword at Natsu, Davy, and his skeleton crew lined up behind him.
As soon as Natsu got up, he dropped to his knees ,holding his mouth as if to vomit with his hands, and leaned his head against the ship. "Ohghghhghhg! I completely forgot this….."
"Wait a minute. What the hell happened!?"
"Whenever Natsu gets on a vehicle, he gets sick! Ships, cars, trains... it doesn't matter." Lucy explained, sweatdropping.
"But that's ... it's so embarrassing! I like to win, but if I win this way, I can't look at my face in the mirror again. And I can't stop looking at such a sexy face! I will shoot myself!" Davy yelled in anger and turned to his skeleton crew.
"Gentlemen! Gentlemen! I called you for here, sorry. Tom, say hello to your wife; Ali, I'm waiting for Okey on Friday night; Holland, you still owe me 5 coins..." Davy said goodbye to his entire crew and the Flying Dutchman and the water layer below disappeared like a ghost.
Having lost the ground at his feet, Natsu crashed into the ground from a height of meters. And unfortunately that made him worse. "Öggggghhhh..."
"Here ... take it all out, you will be relax." Davy patting Natsu's back gently.
"...thank you. You are really a good man." Slowly, Natsu got up from the ground and took a fighting position. He gave Davy a smile, expressing his readiness.
"Should we continue our fight now, amigo?" Davy answered his smile.
"Absolutely." Natsu said, and spreading both fists to the side, a wave of fire gushed from him. He started screaming into the air with all his might. "HOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
"…..is this some kinda new type orgasm? If so where can I try it?" Davy looked at Natsu, who had finally stopped screamed. He looked different than usual. His whole body was covered in scales, and a powerful aura radiated from his body to the entire arena.
"Dragon Force"
"Dragon Force?" Davy repeated, in surprise.
"To be a dragon to slay a dragon... This is the highest power of dragon slayer magic. Brace yourself Davy Jones!"
Davy looked blankly at Natsu at first. As soon as Natsu took his first step towards him, he opened his mouth.
"Lizard Force"
Natsu lost all of his seriousness and fell to the ground.
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"WHAT?!"
"Well... you are only covered in scales. Dragons have a tail and wings. This looks a bit like a bootleg version."
"Objection! Lizards cannot breathe fire!" Natsu said, pointing his finger at Davy.
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"Semender Force"
"HORRRRRYYAAAAAA!" With superhuman speed, Natsu appeared in front of Davy and with a fist of fire he threw an uppercut at his chin.
METSURYI OGI: KARYU KEN
The giant fist of fire sent Davy meters into the air. Without slowing down, Natsu turned his hands to the side, creating a tornado of fire and sending it to Davy.
METSURYI OGI: GUREN BAKUENJIN
Even as the fire tornado swallowed Davy, Natsu knew exactly where he was. Since he was in Dragon Force mode, he could easily smell the salt on him. He launched himself like a rocket again. This time, however, he used the all of his power. The flame was so powerfull that it took the form of a giant dragon. He stumbled into the still running tornado and hit Davy directly.
METSURYI OGI - SHIRANUI GATA: GUREN HOO KEN
He had slammed Davy directly into the wall and opened a giant creek. Without slowing down, kicked Davy back to the ground and sent a giant red fireball behind him.
Davy landed hard on the ground on his feet and calmly looked at Natsu. He took out his sword and started to reading a some kinda prayer.
"Come and see!"
Davy's sword was completely covered in blue ether and glowed the whole arena deep blue.
"The strongest and ultimate sword that destroys both reality and mystery."
He pointed his sword to the air.
HEAVEN'S FALL
He swung his sword to Natsu and realesed giant slash of blue flame, collided with the fire wave Natsu sent him.
THE LIGHT DESTROYER OF DESTINY
"BREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAK!"
His sword destroyed Natsu's fire and passed through him and hit Natsu. The flames engulfed Natsu and turned into a deep blue ball in the air. No one could look with the naked eye, but Natsu's screams echoed in everyone's ears.
When the fireball disappeared, a blackened object fell to the ground. When the camera approached this object and appeared on the screen, it was seen that it was Natsu, whose body was burned. Seeing that all his friends were still breathing, they took a deep 'Oh'. Lisanna and Lucy burst into tears.
"Yes that's it. I won, you lost. Good game. Congratulations." Davy sat on Natsu Hworang style.
"...I haven't beaten yet..." Natsu murmured, trying to get off from the ground, but he couldn't do it because Davy was on him.
"No, you're beaten. If you move more you could die. Normally I would explain how hurt you are, but the writer feels very lazy right now." (A: Okay, if you break the 4th wall once more, I'll take your powers and turn you into a woman as they did to Arthur and Nero!) "You can do it if you want, the story is about to end anyway."
"..." Natsu ignored Davy's silly speech and continued his efforts to get up.
"But you don't have to feel bad. You did a good job as a wizard. At least 30% or so ... I am a bit of an OP character, unfortunately. "
"...even if it kills me... I'll never give up..." When he heard this, Davy sighed and looked at the ceiling as if he was remembering something.
"... listen son, I've met a lot of people all my life. Some of these people were my enemies, some of them were my friends. I killed some of them... some of them…. I watched them die in my arms. Do you know what they had in common? They were all men and women like you. They were all born like you, grown up and overcome obstacles in their lives by doing so many things. They all had dreams and things they sacrificed for. And finally… they made a decision. It came from their ambitions, their desires, their hearts and their greed. finally the answer was always the same. "
"Death ... suddenly their lives came to an end. What they did and struggled with all their lives had no meaning because of a single moment." He turned his gaze to Natsu and his face filled with a sincere smile.
"The main idea here is that our life is important Natsu. Some moments are worth giving our life, but that doesn't mean we have to waste it. There's no point in giving our lives for nonsense situations. There's no shame in losing here. Accept defeat and rise again. Nobody can blame you for that. "
"...even if I die, Zenex will bring me back." With one last persistence, Natsu tried to stand, but Davy put all his weight on him.
"You can't know that! Just because a divine being told you this, you can't expect him to keep his word! And even if he does, it's never nice to see the death of a person you love. Do you think your friends watching you will enjoy your death?" He pointed to the balcony where his friends were watching him. When Natsu saw that his entire guild was watching him with concern, he felt regret. Although he didn't want to admit it, Davy was right. He could not make his friends experience such a thing. If he watched a friend die here instead of himself, even if he knew that he would return, his whole heart would be shattered. "Are you giving up now?" Davy asked last time.
"...okay..."
"Good! Listen Natsu, there is a power in you... a very dark power..." Natsu looked at Davy in panic. How could anyone from another universe know that he was created by Zeref.
"How do you know that!?" he yelled at Davy i angrily asking for an answer.
"From manga and that's not the important part. Your first opponents in this tournament will be easy. It makes sense, your opponents fire users, you eat fire and so on and so on ... But you won't be able to do that in the last rounds. You can't win by diving into the bashing and making friendship talks. You have to fight more cleverly and calculating. You have to use your opponent's strength against him and use different tactics. Otherwise, you will lose just like in this fight. "
"And most importantly, you have to acknowledge the other in you. Don't interrupt me! I don't give a fuck about that Lucy changed the book and I'm Natsu Dragneel bullshit. That power will always be within you. You can suppress but not destroy Natsu. If you are going to survive this tournament, you must learn to control that power. Because as a legendary sailor, I can easily say that a storm is approaching."
"Wait a minute! Haven't you won !? Why are you telling me this?" Natsu understood it what Davy was trying to say. But he had already lost. There would be no such thing as the other fight... There was no point in saying this.
"Because… there is no way to beat me and Author has a plan to keep you until the last fight. So we have to tie everything to the 'It was all a dream' cliche. Why do you think so few people react to the match and the commentators don't speak?"
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"WHAAAAAAATTT?!"
"When I say 1, 2, 3, I'll snap my finger and everything will be a dream. Are you ready? 1...2...3!" Suddenly, Davy Jones disappeared but reappeared in less than a second. "By the way, and… I… am... Davy Jones." and suddenly everything went dark.
"Natsu... Natsuuuu... wake up..."
His eyes widened suddenly, and he straightened up from where he lay in a cold sweat. After a long exhalation, his breathing stabilized and he looked at the person standing in front of him. Mirajane was staring at him visibly anxiously, her cleaveage bent towards him.
"Are you okay, Natsu?" Mira asked anxiously.
"...yes ...yes I'm fine... I just had a strange dream." Showing that he's okay showed his usual smile on Mira. Mira responded with her own smile, walked towards the door and turned and looked at him.
"It's good to hear. Because you were turning around in bed and muttering. Now come to the viewing room. The new match will begin soon."
"...new match... Hey Mira! For a chance, could one of the fighters be named Davy Jones?" Natsu asked, rising from the bed. Mira thought a little, putting her finger on her chin.
"Davy Jones... I don't think so. I don't remember their names, but I'm sure it's not Davy Jones. Why did you ask?"
"It's nothing very important. It's just a dream. It's just a dream... but still not bad advice... I guess..." He muttered the last part that only he could hear it.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing important."
"Okay then. Come inside now. I prepared for you that flaming meal you love." Mira said with a smile.
"You're great, Mira! By the way, I have a very important question."
"What's that?"
"What does BOW CHIKA BOW BOW mean?"
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The whole Fate team was lying on the ground. Little by little, they all woke up and began to rise from the ground.
"Owwww ... I had a very strange dream. That damn Jones was here, bullshitting with all of us and a pink-haired boy." Lancer swored someone from other room yelled as 'IT'S SALMON'.
"Wait a minute ... are you talking about the man in a pirate suit?" Shiro said, and everyone looked at each other anxiously. Finally, Saber broke the silence.
"It's imposibble that what we've seen... actually happened, right?"
"You mean we all had the same dream, Saber?" Medea answered in a sarcastic tone.
"What's the package over that place?" Illia picked up the package on the ground and everyone gathered around it.
"So... what are you waiting for? Open it." Rin ordered. Illia glared at Rin but did what she said anyway.
As soon as package opened, tar and then goose feathers gushed out on them.
"GOD DAMN YOU DAVY JONESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" screams of all of them reached to the heaven.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH!"
OMAKE
Miles away from the arena, two mighty swords collided with each other and created a huge shock wave. The man in golden armor stood in the middle of the crater created by this shock wave. He stood calmly with his arms crossed over his chest, waiting for his prey to come to him.
The man in white appeared behind the golden man and prepared to attack with his sword. The golden man didn't lost his composere. Two portal opened behind of the white one and through it two swords burst into the white one. The white one disappeared before the swords could touch him. The target of the swords this time was the golden man, but he didn't even turned his back, he caught the swords in the air and threw them to the right side. Where the swords were thrown, the white man suddenly appeared and the swords gushed into his ribcage with blood. But the strangest part he disappeared like a ghost and the swords fell to the ground. Boredom filled the golden man's face and he finally turned away. The man in white stood before him, unharmed.
"How long will you go on with these stupid party tricks, fake god." said Gilgamesh the ancient Mesopotamian King.
"Whenever you decide to join my side, King of Heroes." said the Shinigami, known as Aizen.
"Hah! I never serve a god, especially a fake one. But I don't think you're capable of understanding it. So I'll speak in the language you can understand." Another portal appeared behind him and he gripped the emerging sword hilt. "Awaken, Ea." and revealed its most powerful noble phantasm in all its glory.
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"Are you making fun me, King of Heroes?" Aizen asked frown on his face.
"Hahahahaha! What happened false god! Your primitive brain can't I grasp my Ea!?" Gilgamesh laughed, arrogantly.
"No, I'm serious, are you making fun of me?" Aizen asked one more time, and this time he pointed to his sword.
Gilgamesh turned his eyes from boredom and looked at Ea. But he couldn't see it. No matter how carefully he looked, he could not accept what he saw. Because what he was holding was not a sword or any other weapon of war. No, a goddamn, giant "DILDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?!"
There was also a note on the dildo. Gilgamesh quickly snapped the note and began reading.
Dear Gilgamesh
I was playing Saint Rows 4 recently and discovered this awesome dildo sword. And I said I must gift this to my best friend Gilgamesh. After all, he had a hobby of collecting the greatest weapons in this world. Unfortunately, there was not enough space in your treasure room. That's why I put it in Ea's place.
Your best friend Davy Jones
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"Okay are we going to contiune or-" "CURSE YOU, ZASHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!"
I will finish chapter probably to the next week. Until then take care of yourselfs.
Next chapter,
FEITAN VS HIEI