Chapter 6: Green Hill Zone Act 2 (3/4)

Sunkoke and his amazing pals were walking in Gren Hull Zon, when the suddenly:

"Woah, look out! It's a whole army of robots!"

Sankik's warning was a quick one. Tweetly started wretching for his gun, but when he remembered Roburt Kondon fucked it out of him, he glard. "Muthafucka," he whaspered, his gonads quaking. Biden was also afeared, because he fogot what these were, and also who this blue guy named Jack was. But anyway.

Sundok gotted himself into the blue, and he runned bigly into the bots. They went crashing all over the place, it was like big explosions and everything! But there just were too many of them. Sonuk wusn't sure if he could handle so many big robots at once. He didn'gt think his ass could take it.

"My ass can't take it!" he explunged, drawing up to come. But could he come hard enough to get them all?

Then, with a big booming boom, there was a robot who explorded that Soink didn't touch! Then another! And more robuts were expording all over the place! Aminals were flying out to freedom! But who, oh, who, could have been resonpisble for this!?

The sun darkend and a guy shooted the bots in the faces. He landed on the ground in a frump! Then he looked over and runned at the robots really fast n' but in a burst like a bullet out of a gun that had to stop, then he turned like aboomerng and went. Sonik couldn't belieb his eyes! It was smeone he hadn't seen since they grew up together!

"Fox McCloud? Is that you!?"

"He-ya!" Focks was distracted, getting the bots up in the thing. He junged into them liker as a rabid fox would. He also shot them with his gun. His gun was different than Twittees had been; instead of getting with real bullets, it used these rainbow lazers.

BOOM! BOAM! BRAMP! The robots were exploding.

Then, they were gone, and all the aminals inside was freee. Funks yielded his giun to the holster on the side. Then he said, "Sonik Hedge. It's been a while."

"Woah, I'll say!"

Frox glanced at Twitter and Jose. "You guys friends of…oh, holy shit! President Biden, in the flesh! Everyone thinks you're dead, you know?"

"Who's this greasy jahossafat?" Biden assed Sounk.

"This is Fox McCloud! We grew up together!"

"Yeah. One of us went into the American Air Force. The other…well, he went on to become a bit of a prick, to say the least."

"Aw, chin up, Fox! You're not that bad."

Foxes eyes slitted.

"Right. Anyway, I've got a camp a little ways from here. It's me and some of the surviving animals Robutnik didn't get his hands on. Come on; we've got just enough food to feed three more mouths."

"Sheet, nigga, fo' real?" Tweety stated. "Thanks; it's been a helluva time since my las' meal."

"I'm sure it has been. C'mon. This way."

Focky led them through the thing. He was going very regular pace, which made everyone feel good. But they didn't say anything, because im too lazy to write more dialogue. Anyway, they went into this big wooded area. Sonkik said, "Heh, I didn't even know Green Hill Zone had a forest!" Frosty didn't respund.

They waked for a really long time, so long Biden had to stoop at a tree. He caught his breast, saying, "Go on without me, Jack. I'll hold off the gooks 'till you get back to Saigon."

"Man. I guess Robutnik fucked him up, huh?" Frox reckoned.

"Yee," Twit sod. "Poor ol' nigga can't even rememba' where he be."

"Damn shame," Frock resolted. "We're almost at camp, though. If you and Sonik can help him there, it would put a load off my back."

"You got it, soss boss!" Sonuk went to Hoe Biden and picked him up on the arm. Soodently, Bidet's feet gave in.

"No!" he screamed. "The chopper's almost here! You're not gonna make it if you take me too!"

Nervousness crissed Fuy's face. "Can you keep him quiet!? We don't know where Robutnik's goons might be!"

Twit went to Bidel. "Listen here, nigga," he shed. "Choppa's gonna be here any second, true. But the mo' you scream, the mo' tree-people we gots to deal with. So lay low. We cool?"

Bidet thunked, then he smelled. "Cooler than a bag of ice in a horse's ass." He getted omn his feet and strated walking on his own.

Then they parted the bushes a little bit letter, and Foc said, "We're here."

There were a bunch of thens and shit, like when you camp. And. Fire was also in the middle. There were lots of animals but who gives a fuck aabout thenm, they're not even real bro. So Foxel said, "Let me introduce you to the people running our camp."

He wose over to a fire, and he says, "This is the leader of our front-end guard, Wile. Making booby traps and shit so those bots out there get blown to smithereens long before they come here."

Wile E. Coyote standed from the fire. He pulled a sign out of nothing that said, "HI." Then he shitted—no, really, like a giant brown goo-log—onto the floor.

Fox sigled. "He got injured during a battle. Thought a gear from a robot was a cream donut. He's incontinent, but he gets the job done."

Wile's penis growed and he pissed on the ground.

"Shit, nigga, I's sorry to her' that," Twiet said.

Wild held up a sigv that sad, "IT'S FINE. IT'S MY FAULT ANYWAY."

Frunks held up his head. "C'mon. I'll introduce you to our other guy. We've got recon outside right now, but we still have one more guest."

Frock wnent to a tent and prted in. There, in a wheelchair, was a black guy. He locked over nd smied.

"This," Fucks said, "is our Oracle. He can predict the future mere seconds before it happens."

"Huh. Dis nigga seem familya somehow…" Twitt pondered.

"Wait!" Sonuc sad. "Heh, I know who you are!"

And he was right! It was famous raper DaBaby!

"I will turn a nigga into a convertible," he shat.

"What kinda malarky did that bag of bones just spew?" Jason Biden smelt.

Frocky looked downtrudden. "We found him like this a few days ago. It's the only phrase he says, and we don't know why. We don't know where the wheelchair comes from either. He can't write, so he draws the future for us in little stick figures. It's up to us to determine what he's trying to say."

"Cool!" Sonik said.

Then, DaBabble sitted up in his chair. "I will turn a nigga into a convertible." His voice was panicked. He turned to Fux and reached out his hand. "I will turn a nigga into a convertible."

"Shit, he really wants paper." Focks pulled a ppaper and pencil frm his ass, and he gived it to hymn. Debble drawed on it really fast. Sonuk was impressed: If he wasn't in a wheelchair, maybe he would be the fasted man alive!

It was done in like six sex or something, idk DaBaby draws fast. And he gives it to Fock. He looks at the drawing, stern. But he drapes it! "Shit," he muttered. "They found us."

Then, a big boom, and everyone runned outside. Sonuk looked roundabout. All on every side of the camp, there were robuts srounding them!They were trapped and nothing could happen!

Then, out of the woods, cummed a man. A familiar man.

"Sonik Hedge," Robert F. Kundy smelled. "I'll be taking the cocaine you stole from me. Alongside your life!"