PS. Chapter Word Count: 555
PSS. I'm backa! The first two Taylor Swift songs were requests, but I've been planning this one for a while now! I'm surprised I've done so many by her, even if two were requests. Anywho, this is "Shake It Off" By Taylor Swift. I actually have a name for this parody: "Falls It Up" Ft. The townsfolk of Gravity Falls!
Everything is right,
Our lives here are fine.
That's how the townsfolk lie, mm, mm.
That's how the townsfolk lie, mm, mm.
Normal is our game,
"Fake" weirdness aint the same.
At least that's what they all say, mm, mm.
That's what they all say, mm, mm.
You know, it's funny?
Can't stop, won't stop runnin'.
It's like we got weirdness in our minds
Saying this way of life aint right!
But the manotaurs gonna man, man, man, man, man.
And the ghosts are gonna haunt, haunt, haunt, haunt, haunt.
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
The gnomes are gonna try, try, try, try, try.
Gremloblins with their eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
We never lose a fight,
Though, some monsters ain't nice.
I meant- magic? Whacha mean? Mm, mm.
Magic? Whacha mean? Mm, mm.
Were living on our own (living on our own),
The falls is our home (falls is our home).
And this life is what we know, mm, mm.
This life is what we know, mm, mm.
You know what's scary?
Handshakes and triangles.
It's like we got weirdness in our minds
Saying this way of life aint right!
But the shapeshifters gonna shift, shift, shift, shift, shift.
Mermen gonna swim, swim, swim, swim, swim.
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Unicorns are gonna be jerks, jerks, jerks, jerks, jerks.
Fairies gonna bite, bite, bite, bite, bite
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Hey, hey, hey!
Just think that while you've been getting onto us about our "lies",
Saying magic's not a fact in this world.
You could've been experiencing:
This re-al-it-y.
The government sent a new agent,
They're like, "Oh my god!"
And were just gonna live it.
And to the hot elf over there with the super hot hair,
Why don't you come on over baby?
We can falls. It. up. (Yeah.)
Yeah, oh,
And Probabilitor gonna math, math, math, math, math.
Time Baby gonna time, time, time, time, time. (Time Baby gonna time.)
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Lilliputiens gonna golf, golf, golf, golf, golf.
Demons gonna rule, rule, rule, rule, rule. (And rule, and rule, and rule.)
And were just gonna live, live, live, live, live.
We falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up! (Whoo-hoo-hoo)
Falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up! (You got to.)
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
We, we, we falls it up, we falls it up!
PS. Yeah, this was just too perfect of an idea to pass up. I was helping my sister clean her room and she played it. Then I thought: Hey! Instead of Haters gonna hate, it was Manotaurs gonna man? And this was born (two months later).
PSS. Please review! Either this or brussel sprouts, and I HATE brussel sprouts with a burning passion!
PSSS. Happy late April Fools Day!