Two days after her epic defeat of Gaara: Menace of the Sand, Sakura lost her virginity.
It wasn't planned, much to Sakura's displeasure. Although other aspects of the evening were not to her displeasure.
"We don't have to talk about it." Sakura said, laying in bed next to Sasuke – yes, Sasuke – laying stiff on her back with his thin blue blanket covering her chest.
Sasuke sighed. He was laying in the same stiff position but with his forearm covering his eyes. "You want to talk about it."
"I do – but not if you don't want to." Sakura shifted onto her side, laying her head on her hand so that her face wouldn't have to directly touch his pillow. Last night was strange on a multitude of levels, and as much as she'd like to blame the four cranberry vodkas Ino had convinced her to drink for her current situation, Sakura knew that ignoring the problem would affect their dynamic as teammates.
Slowly, Sasuke moved his arm away from his face. Gaze locked on the ceiling, he said "It's fine. Sometimes stuff just happens."
...
"Stuff just happens," he said, lips hot against her neck. A noise that wasn't quite a moan but also not a purr got caught in Sakura's throat. "Just let it. I promise you'll enjoy it."
Sakura wanted to grab him by the collar and pull his hips against hers, grind until her knees were quivering and she could only release animalistic noises from her throat.
Until the asshole interrupted them.
"Sakura." Sasuke's voice was dry ice.
"Sasuke-kun," Sakura started, voice dripping honey while pushing away the cute older redhead she'd been taking advantage of, "I'm kind of in the middle of something here."
Sasuke, who avoided getting involved with anyone for any reason, even when there was a possibility of murder, raised a cool eyebrow. "Oh, really? I think there's something outside you want to see."
With that, he strutted out towards the Uzumaki's backyard. It took Sakura a few seconds to decide that following him would A. get him off her back for the time being, and B. keep him from ruining her attempt at getting laid a second time.
"You stay here," Sakura patted her date on his surprisingly hollow-feeling chest, "I have to go make sure my teammate doesn't need help burying a dead body."